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>be autistic and mixed with black fembot
>have never gotten romantically approached by a male my age in my 27 years of existing
>get mogged every time i go outside by skinny ass long silky haired eurasian beauties
>i look like if nonbinary was an actual sex
>shutin for years rotting in my bedroom as the sunlight peeks through my basement window
>i go outside
>no one to hang out with or spend time with
>everyone is in a group or with family
>i go on hangout apps
>i need a car
>ubering to the place costs $40 or take 5 buses
>downloading dating apps
>bot spam
>no actual human touches my profile with a ten foot pole
>relatives tell me not to approach random men because i will be raped and killed
>edaters lie, cheat or are 5000000 miles away
This spawnpoint is bad.
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Yeah idk, join the mimitary?
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>>85104727
IDK there are a lot of people here who simp for cassie that obese black lady so if you look worse than her idk what to say...
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>>85104727
>This spawnpoint is bad.
Dude, that's how I've been feeling too. But not even just about friends/romance, it's fucking everything. EVERYTHING sucks. Everything is expensive and tedious and there's no joy or color anywhere anymore and everything is just balls 24/7, who would choose this? My options are slave away and die or don't slave away and die. I don't even know who the fuck I am anymore, all I do is work and sleep and occasionally watch a TV show about other people actually being alive.
Is this hell?
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>>85104751
I just sink into art cuz its the only thing that feels straightforward in this fake retard world
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>>85104727
uh just grab a plane ticket and move in with me? what's the problem here exactly?
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>>85104727
If youre not fat this is so easily remedied
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>>85104727
If I could drive to you in 4 hours then I would hang out with you IRL
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>>85104727
go back to your shithole, monkey
white people will never accept you
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>>85104727
>eurasian
There is no such thing
You're talking about Slavs?
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>>85105517
>>85105553
Can't tell if you're fucking with me or you live outside the US.
>>85105645
I'm a natural born citizen and my black side has been here since the 1700s so there is nothing to go back to.
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>>85105764
Nta, but I'm also not fucking around. Where about in the states are you? I'm in the midwest
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>>85105764
yeah i'm in europe but so what. it's only a one way ticket and then you're my housemaid
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>>85105764
i live in the US and I am 100% serious. I can write down a list of states and if you say what state you're in and it's on my list I will drive out to you next weekend and we will do something.
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>>85105767
Oh uh.. upper east coast.
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>>85105764
If your side has been there since the 1700s, surely you'd find someone for you soon enough
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>>85105784
sick i'm
>>85105782
>>85105553
and you're in my area. I'm 33 btw. So add me at danon5552 and we'll plan something
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>>85105784
not close but not horribly far. What are you looking for?
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>>85105782
>there's multiple of them
How do I decide I'm not used to having options do I coinflip. Erm.
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>>85105807
I would recommend talking to everyone who gives you contact info and learn a little more about each and then going from there.
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>>85105799
Nta but have you tried /soc/

I think it's better than r9k for meetups unfortunately you're going to have to compete everywhere in places where dating is implicated.
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>>85105824
soc is absolutely not better for meetups anon. I have never had a good interaction from /soc/ and I have had plenty good interactions from /r9k/
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>>85105764
do you like cosplay?
do you live in cali?
if your answer to both is yes then please be my gf.
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>>85105802
I honestly don't know. I don't have friends or a bf. Or just someone to hang out with.
>>85105799
>33
Not too far in age.
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>>85105920
is 6 years really too far in age?
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>>85105920
What kind of bf would you want and would you move?
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>>85105932
Nope, I mean it's not out of my age range. Mine is 24-35 and you're on the later end of millennial.
>>85105971
>kind of BF
Doesn't judge me for my interests (anime and rpg stuff) and willing to go out for like movies. Doesn't have to be 6ft but preferably above 5'2" (my height).
Tries to maintain a healthy weight? I've never dated anyone so this is just what I'd prefer not from experience.
>would you move?
Distance dependent. I'm not moving in with someone I just met. A few states away is doable. Another country, unless we're married and you have a job that requires travel... nah.
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>>85106098
Oh, then you should add me! I like anime/rpg stuff too and I will absolutely take you on dates.
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>>85104727
You sound like my type and I'm also autistic. Can we get to know each other?
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>>85106120
You're pathetic anon lmao
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>>85105823
Don't listen to this faggot.
He doesn't understand women at all.
Here's what you do. Make a list of them. Crumble them all up and throw them away. Wait a day. Dig through the trash and the first one you find is the one you commit to.
Go on a date. Enjoy it. Maybe consider marriage, see how it goes. Once you're in too deep you immediately regret it and wish you would have picked the other one. You reserve a place in your heart for the one that got away, and make a promise to yourself that you'll sleep with them if you get a chance but it's not cheating at that point it's satisfying your curiosity no different than you would try a new smoothie at the shop. Then you hold a grudge against near everyone else for not steering you clear of the decision that was wholly yours to make. Maybe pop out a few kids and make sure to take it out on them.
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>>85104727
I'm literally you but younger. will this be my future? does it really not get better?
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>>85106411
if she adds 5 contacts from this thread 4.9 of them are going to be total trash and she will get 0.02 dates lined up so she should go through all of them because she's not going to be curious about "what if" with the ones she tosses aside
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>>85106120
You're all anonymous though, so I can't tell whose who. The danon guy put his social tho.
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>>85105782
Holy shit you don't even know what she's like
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>>85104850
What kind of art are you creating, creative anon?
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>>85106714
that's why i'm taking her on a date? I can grab a bite with a woman and take her to see a movie without marrying her.

>>85106674
hi danon here you still haven't added me though.
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Do you have pretty curly hair?
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>>85105782
>>85105799
>>85106733
Why is this considered "creepy grooming harassment " when we do it but this faggot gets a free pass? Is this thread a setup?
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>>85106931
what have i done that's creepy or grooming? I'm trying to put a date together. OP sounds like she's open to it, or maybe not since she hasn't added me. What's your issue with me?



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