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>b-but i'm a 6'8 billionaire and a historical statue!
Dicklet bros...
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>>85105654
Why do they feel the need to disrespect their ancestors? Do they have no appreciation for the glory and power that gave them the lives they have today?
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>>85105679
Bro they have a small cock
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>>85105654
damn wom*n are incapable of being funny.
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>>85105654
these girls are shallow-minded and doing a joke for a picture. in reality, they want to lick and kiss and worship that pretty dick, because they know it belongs to a sophisticated man of great intellect. there is a reason the greeks portrayed their statures like that. back in the good days, they knew that small pps were fundamentally more aesthetically pleasing, and superior in all ways. small pp supremacy forever
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>>85105654
A lot of foids are just as porn brained as your usual moid is and don't realize that 1/5th of all men are growers and their dicklets can easily go from 3 inches to 6 when erect
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>>85105685
'They'? Are these two women actually trannies? They pass quite a lot these days. Also I'm not your bro, genetically speaking.
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>>85105654
Think about it though isn't the right to having a small dick, being rich, and still fucking, the ultimate cucking of a woman? You don't have to bother with pleasing them, you can easily replace them if they get uppity, prenup ensures if they get pregnant you keep your estate and still get an heir. Small dick bros got it all figured out
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>>85105698
No but the statue could be a tranny, Sis.
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Why do you guys get offended by small penis humiliation? It's supposed to be a fetish you get aroused by.
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>>85105654
If he came to life right there they'd both cower in fear
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>>85106385
you would too, cause spontaneously becoming alive a pretty scary thing for a marble statue to do.
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the girl in the foreground is so fucking hot
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>>85106370
I think it's a lot like the concept of banter. Between friends, it's all fun, and even can improve the relationship. But if you said the same exact things to someone who doesn't consider you a friend, or even to a friend who isn't used to that sort of rough and tumble conversation, its likely to be taken as a serious insult. Women who engage in small penis humiliation should be mindful of the distinction between playful teasing, and hurtful insult. I'm no expert on this, but I'd guess that she should be condescending, yet affectionate. Like, if a guy's female roommate sees him in the shower, and starts calling his penis "cute", "adorable", "pretty little thing", etc; and laughing with him, rather than laughing at him. That's just playful teasing that both people can enjoy. But If she is rude and hateful about it, using more harsh language like "useless", "pathetic", "disgusting nub"; that's the sort of hardcore degradation where it's safer to check with someone's boundaries before attempting.
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>>85105654
foids are catamites aka small annoying gay boys
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>>85105654
Fuck this photo is so hot, imagining these stacy sluts making fun of me for being a small dicked virgin incel while I'm on my knees at their feet.

And it helps so much that the girl in the background looks a lot like my college crush. I would've done anything to even just kiss her feet.
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>>85105654
you're forgetting that w*men demand all 6
>big dick
>money
>status
>height
>body
>face
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>>85106370
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>>85107148
the sad truth is that women ONLY want to make fun of small dicked guys if they don't enjoy it. If SPH is your fetish, you'll have to pay a whore who only enjoys the money, but her heart is not in it.
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>>85107162
could win the lottery 5 times before you find a man like that.
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>>85105697
Why would you just post an unsolicited dick like that man? Use your tact



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