what should i do for my 25th birthday? for reference, i've got no friends, no lovers and no family to spend it with. is there a way i could make it somewhat memorable still?
>>85105737Play your favorite vidya game!
>>85105742but i already do that on most days
>>85105786Order mushrooms online to trip balls or try smoking weed if you haven't
>>85105822both of these are illegal in my corner of the world otherwise i'd drug myself into oblivion
>>85105737Any epic hikes you could go on? Look for events or if you can try the meetup app. Stripclub?
>>85105882>epic hikesnot particularly, unfortunately >or if you can try the meetup appwhich app is that?>Stripclub?losing my virginity would be an awesome way to cap off 25 years of life, but wait i don't think they do that at stripclubs
hmm need to figure something out
>>85105986You live in a third world country. Of course strippers sell pussy too. Just muster up the courage to ask
>>85107293how would i go about it however? do i pay for a lap dance and afterwards i'll be like "hey so uhh wanna take my virginity too? it's my birthday and it would mean a lot!!" what do you think?
>>85105737go jerk off somewhere in public
>>85105737get really drunk and shitpost! thats what i did!
>>85107358what's the coolest public place i could jerk off in?>>85107376i'm straight edge but i'll 100% end up shitposting regardless
probably kill yourself is my suggestion
>>85107431harsh but fair assessment of my circumstances
>>85107420>what's the coolest public place i could jerk off in?A park>>85107431asshole
>>85107293Honestly, you should ask that way. She might make it a bit more special if she knows you're a virgin. Either way, a cute stripper isn't a bad way to lose it.>>85107420at the strip club
Oops meant to reply to op but I am high as fuck. anyways you have no idea how lucky you are to live in a place where prostitution isn't that big of a deal. Ameribros are cucked
>>85107420On a bushy cliff overlooking the highway, that was my favourite.Or infront of someone's ring camera. I have not tried that.
>>85107445>A parkmight be cozy to jerk it alone in a park at night. thank you for the suggestion!! >>85107466>>85107476even though prostitution isn't that big of a deal here, it's still not legal or anything. that means prostitution rings suck up resources without having to pay taxes, and they don't get any government benefits or services either, which increases the risk of them carrying stds. but you're right in the sense that the authorities don't freak out over the existence of sex workers like they would in the states and instead just let them operate on the down low. >>85107481>On a bushy cliff overlooking the highway, that was my favourite.dammit, i wish i lived near a highway. that seems like a great experience >Or infront of someone's ring camera. I have not tried that.i'd try this one as well but most people here don't live in houses, much less possess ring cameras
>>85105737My first bday after the divorce I went to fargo to go to the northerner(strip club( lmao
>>85107585why'd you guys split up? and why'd you go all the way to fargo for a strip club? must've been a damn good one
>>85105986>don't think they do that at stripclubsTell the strippers ur a virgin. I bet they would help
>>85107593Shes a lying cheating manipulative whore. And idk. Just wanted to go to fargo.
>>85107606Oh. And the strip club sucked. Couldn't touch anywhere during a lap dance. I went to a strip club in spring texas and made out with a stripper.
>>85107594>Tell the strippers ur a virgin. I bet they would helpwhat's the smoothest way to slip it into the conversation? i wanna look like a cool, suave virgin and hopefully not get them drier than the sahara >>85107606i like the concept of compulsively going somewhere just because you can do it >>85107616you know what they say, everything's bigger in texas
>>85107631Idk. I walked into the Northerner literally shaking. Went directly to the bar and bought a beer. Then the ugly negro strippers talked to me. I then picked the best looking brunette for a lap dance. I was at my cousin's an hour from fargo and took the week off of work so just dipped over
>>85107663did it help you forget about your lying bitch ex wife..
>>85107695No. I was really heartbroken
>>85107702it's okay, you're among your truecel friends here
>>85105737Make a FetLife account and fuck a man in front of his wife. Humiliate that fag in front of his beloved. Then fuck his wife and make him watch. Leave both of them dripping with your seed and make them lick it out of each other's freshly claimed holes. Mmmmmmmmmmmm
>>85107770Make sure you spit in that cuck's mouth too. And make him thank you for it and ask for more. Leave him covered in spit and cum. Make him kiss one foot while his wife tends to the other.
