>>85106415
He probably lets her fuck other dudes. All of these fucking weird relationships always have some kind of fucked up trade off the guy has to do.

>>85106415
I'm too retarded. Could you give me a step by step guide on finding anybody willing to date me? I don't even care if they are cute. I don't have money, can't drive, don't have much going for me but I'm willing to maybe meet sometimes when I'm free if I feel like it.

Thats not just anybody thats a Bharati Brahmin.

>>85106431
>open egirl game(valorant, mmos(gw3, ffxiv) dbd,)
>befriend egirl
>become her main game partner
>isolate her from her friends until shes dependant on you
>start dating
>meet up irl
>repeat until marriage

>>85106450
I don't want to download malware on my PC, I don't know how to get to the befriend egirl part, I don't know how to become her main game partner and I'm terrible at video games, I don't know how to isolate her from her friends, I don't know how to start dating, I can't meet up in irl because I can't drive or go anywhere outside of a 10 mile walking distance, and I don't know how to repeat this process. Would I need to start from scratch?

>>85106431
>I don't have money
Grim. The easiest method is traveling to SEA but that's not possible if you have no money.

>>85106466
Ok you should probably just die alone then

>>85106479
Wait but OP said anybody could get a cute Asian girlfriend or wife. I don't even have those requirements. I don't even care if they are female! Is it that hard to find a slacker like me who lives close by but wants a relationship?

>>85106426
100%. Dude jerks off while she fucks other guys.

>>85106486
It's not but you immediately made a million excuses. Bare minimum effort is required, women will never just fall into your lap. You need to approach yourself because they'll never make the first move.

>>85106506
Oh damn, yeah that's too much work. Can I get paid while doing that? I'm not about to do all of that work for free. Like I can clean my room, take the bus and whatnot but I'm not about to hunt for a social event only to recieve weird stares and be an outcast because I don't know anyone. All of my friendships are blunt and muted because people are busy with family or projects or work or their education and whatnot, and I have my own things going on but it's in bursts, i.e. I have larger periods of downtime but most people are always on the grind or are wasting away on social media and vidya rather than engaging with friends due to the effort/time/money required. So I have to ask myself what is useful effort and not useful effort. I could get a driver's license sometime in the next year, I'd have to plan it out. I keep my room clean. I could do some exercise but I've done so in the past and not seen any significant gains, doesn't seem worth the effort.
Ultimately if nothing has a clear trajectory or an appreciable plan with direct outcomes, it's hard to justify it. So in that sense I should die alone, as one poster suggested. Thanks for letting me know.

>>85106529
>Like I can clean my room
That's not a skill or accomplishment lmao. How old are you??

>>85106556
I'm 19 years of age. I wouldn't frame it as an achievement, simply something I do daily.

>>85106563
Ah you're still a baby. Focus on college and getting a high-paying job later. Everything else will fall into place eventually.

>>85106415
>This proves that ANYBODY can get a cute Asian girlfriend or wife. Whats your excuse, anon??
Shes a retired JAV star though

>>85106604
She's a Christian woman

>>85106742
From the image it's apparent she's post-wall, especially for an Asian.

>>85106497
That's funny. It's entirely possible that this relationship is totally sexless and based only on companionship.

I tried to get a gf, but I failed.

>>85106450
my friend got a britbong indian gf because he had 1000 subs on youtube

>>85106415
>Whats your excuse, anon??

I'm broke. I'm sure that gentleman has enough money to live a normal average life. I can't have guests where I live.

>>85106415
>ANYBODY
Except me

>>85106415
>brooo look at this wealthy eceleb having a gf
>that means any incel can get one
>brooo just become a millionaire world famous eceleb its that easy brooo

>>85106569
>Everything else will fall into place eventually.
Nta but i finished college and have a high paying job and nothing falls into place really