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I once read that souls reincarnate as trees to rest for a century after a traumatized life. When they are ready to be reborn, they fall. I have not looked at a tree the same way since.
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>>85106999
Nice trips, but I slap trees for fun
They feel good to slap
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>they fall
Do you live in a swamp?
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>>85106999
you know what anon? I choose to believe this
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>>85107023
he most likely lives in a bog
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>>85106999
picrel is me after missing out on teenage love and not getting to experience my stacy oneitis
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>>85107182
I'm going to turn into a second yggdrassil
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>When they are ready to be reborn, they fall
Even when I cut it down for firewood?
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>>85106999
I talk to the trees sometimes, I like this idea
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>>85106999
>lazy bastards, back into the fray with you!
>*chainsaws sapling*
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>>85106999
>rest for a century
Sounds like an ideal life to me, I wish I could rest for 100 years, I am always tired.
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fun fact, trees hate it when you hug them
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>>85106999
I was once a tree for several decades. Its not all its cracked up to be. That was also the first and last time i tried salvia.
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>>85106999
This is a very nice belief. I now believe this. Thank you anon, I look forward to my tree resting era
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>>85107182
>Lives a horrible life of strife and trauma
>Reincarnates as tree to finally rest
>Cooks in the desert for 100 years
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>>85106999
What really happens is you waste your life and then you die and that's it. No second chances.
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>>85107521
Nobody knows. Could be the case that whatever you believe happens is what happens.
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>>85107562
Well then I'll just start believing you and me will fuse in the after life and share a brain
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>>85106999
>be traumatized
>get reborn as a tree
>get turned into pic related
grim.
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>>85106999
>I once read that souls reincarnate as trees to rest for a century after a traumatized life. When they are ready to be reborn, they fall. I have not looked at a tree the same way since.
lel
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>>85107493
The first and only time I did salvia, I was a pack of fucking crayons that got embedded into the road for 2 decades. Lol. When people see shit like this about salvia, they think we're making it up, but you only know what's up once you've tried it. Most people that try it's only do it once, because that shits fucking crazy.
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>>85106999
This is why California is always getting forest fires because that place is hell.



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