Gosh my buttcheeks are so plump and bouncy. I'm just layin on my stomach bouncin them around. Sometimes it makes a clapping soundI feel like a piece of meat though. Foids grab my ass when I'm in public places and I have to wear thick jeans with a tight belt to fend them off. When I go into the grocery store they all stare at me like I'm naked or something. Truly the most vapid of the sexes The perverse gaze of foids sickens me. I just want to be loved for who I am ;-;
>>85107812You are your butt cheeks. Your role is to be bummed endlessley. The only option is to change your name tl "Cum Bucket" and take up renting a cubical in a gay club for your apartment
>>85107822But I'm not gay, I don't like men
>>85107812That's irrelevant. It's your destiny. Just like Oedipus who ran away from shaging his mum. Fate has decreed you to be a bum bandit of the highest caliber.
>>85107991I will fight my destiny then. I will never become a booty bandit. My cheeks are saved for The One
>>85107812Sucking dildos is so cringe to me. What are you gaining from this? Just go suck a real cock ffs.
>>85108003That's not me anon...It's a funny video
>>85108009Ugh you disgust me! Plenty of deal dicks to go around!
>>85107812>>85107812holy shit lmao, hadnt seen this gif in YEARS, thanks for postin
>>85108148Ty I found it on /b/ while I was banned :P
