I am the only real femcel
>>85107872no you're not, i would date you
>>85107877Ewww go away weirdo
>>85107877No u wouldn't
>>85107872Not true there's only room for one real femcel on this board and it's me
>>85107872*squishes your arm flab*i squishes the only real femcel arm flab
>>85107872Oh yeah? Well I'M the ORIGINAL femcel!
Can I be your boyfriend? I don't have much practice so I might not be the best at it
>>85107884I can guarantee I'm 100x more femcel than you
>>85107885>*squishes your arm flab*>>85107887>squish.jpgwhole lotta squishin' going on in dis here thread.
>>85107881yeah i would.>>85107880no i won't
>>85107898No I'm too femcel soz
>>85107899>Are you white/east asian/have light skin?>Objectively is your face a 4 or above?>Is your bmi under 30?>Have you ever had a guy like you in real life (even if it was just for sex)?If you answered yes to three or more questions no you are not
>>85107906No you would not
>>85107916you want to bet? if i win you become my wife and if you win i have to become your husband
>>85107912I'm going 0 for 0 on that wow
>>85107923If you're serious i want to be your friend, if not go kill yourself
>femcel>real
>femceI>real
>femcel>reaI
>femceI>reaI
>impIying
I really fucking hate the big bang theory
>>85107944It's very funny in the same way youtube poop is funny
>reaI femceI
>>85107872Fuck off Cassie, we all know it's you
>>85107953Fuck you fat man.
>>85107994https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cxR7Xg-8Os