Did your mother do you a favor and have your ugly foreskin cut off?
>>85111595Yep she got rid of that nasty skin before it was ever an issue! Thank you mommy :)
>my aesthetic preference justifies cutting my son's penis in halfwhy do we let her have human rights
>>85111595I hope her doctor gives her a new husband stitch when after each birth.
Yep, thank God for that. Wouldn't want to have an ugly uncut phimosis penis.
>>85111595not really adding anything. but i knew a guy who had to get a circumcision as an adult maybe he was 26 and he told me when he bumped his penis it hurt like a motherfucker but he also came really quick. now he doesn't feel shit or hardly.
>>85111595This bitch's mother should have cut off her face at birth
nah, i SHOULD have had one. i legitimately have phimosis and it was painful stretching it during puberty.still, i wouldn't get one. washing takes seconds (you do WASH, don't you?) and the tip is where all the feeling is.
>>85111595Its intriguing that north americans follow a coincidentally jewish cultural custom so widely, nowhere else in the world ouside of israel is like that.
>>85112795im lucky that my phimosis went away on its own when i finally reached puberty at 14, before that the pain was excruciating. It feels like a tight rubber band around your cock. I would cry in the middle of the shower whenever I had to pull the skin back to clean it and my tip felt like it was about to fall off. At least circumcised kids don't have to deal with that shit.
She was right to do it, foreskin can hide spooky things.
>>85112910i have absolutely no idea when this video would be appropriate to use but i'm saving it anyway. i can sense its intrinsic value.
>>85111595Step-mom deliberately crippled me because she caught me masturbating while looking at incest porn. Asked for a high and tight cut to make it as hard as possible for me to masturbate. At least it is pretty
>>85112930you can use it when you want anons to know you are horny but mostly lurking, this works well on /d/ or adjacent boards
>>85112976Based step mom stepping up where your biological mom failed you. If she was the one who gave birth to you she probably would have done it right away so it would'nt have become an issue in the first place.
>>85112910>foreskin is the third eyemy god... it all makes sense now...
>>85111595I circumcised myself with some nail clippers
I had phimosis as a child and my mother tried doing the stretching but I was in so much pain they opted for the circumcision. Thing is, they didn't even take the whole foreskin, I can still sorta pull it over.One time in my early 20s we briefly talked about it and she sincerely apologised for having me circumcised and that she just didn't know what to do. I appreciated that.But then I'm still pretty sensitive down there so idk man, never been a problem to me
>>85112910Its true that choppeds premanently lose a several inches because their cock growth gets stunted?
Americans are insane and evilthere is really no other way to describe it
>>85113653I wonder how many botched penis ritual mutilations cases like David Raimer there are going on right now, in which the parents forcibly transed the kid as to not live with the shame of castrating a kid.
>>85113725>just let some random doctor carve your infant's absurdly small (2cm) penis up in accordance with a desert spirit's wishes>what could go wrong?It's like you're creating problems for you son before he even has a chance. Why even do that? Maybe sew his nostrils shut so you don't have to deal with all that mucous, that's exactly as reasonable.
>>85112795>>85112898Do you American retards realize phimosis is treatable by just cutting a tiny bit until it's a normal "uncut" dick?
>>85113725I wonder how many infants die due to circumcision "complications". I'd wager the average american doesn't even think about that and I wonder why that is. This is a serious inquiry btw
>>85112910>hello fembot, I'm your new gynecologist, now allow me to examine the area
>>85113600>my mother tried doing the stretching
>>85114331I was like 4 or 5 years old dude. It's a normal practice
>>85111595Not at birth, but I was circumcized at age six because my foreskin was too tight and it was causing me pain.>>85112910Kino. Saved.
I didn't circumcise my son. He's 5 now turning 6. When do I have to worry about him stretching it or whatever?
>>85111595My Mom and Dad both gave the okay. I will not put the blame solely on my mother. It's just what Christians in America do to their sons. Like gaslighting them into believing in the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, and Jesus, except they'll never grow out of it. A permanent reminder of Jews forever marked by the mutilation of their genitals
>>85114723Don't worry he'll figure it out around 12 or 13
>>85111595My parents fucked me up in a lot of ways but im eternally grateful they didnt get me mutilated at birth. Admittedly my pool of data is limited but ive never been with a woman who was disgusted by my foreskin. Most are fascinated by it.
>>85113580>l circumcised myself with some nail clippers
abrahamic golems are utterly depraved and demonicthey have sacrificed their true human soul and intuition to literally worship and obey jews