had a threesome with my bf but he basically just fucked my best friend silly while i watched
>>85123956So you got cucked because you're a dumb goyfoid. Cool story, thanks for telling us.
>>85123956Why are some guys allowed to have threesomes while I have to stay incel
This is what I want except instead I'm the one watching my girlfriend get fucked
>>85123956>OP unwittingly gets cuckqueen'dlmfao never change r9k
>>85123956What did you think would happen idiot. Now he'll start cheating on you. Your relationship's basically over. Congrats, hope it was fun while it lasted
>>85123964I came close once because a decent looking lesbian had a crush on my wife but the lesbian didn't want to do itShe's now an obese fat pig
>>85123964You couldn't handle one woman let alone 2 nephew
Participate in degen activities,d eal with the consequences
Some decent ragebait in this thread. You should consider going pro
This happened to me as well, but tbf, he did fuck me lots after and made her watch. So... its a bit weird but he did include me
>>85123956I like of like girls being interested in just every part of another girl's body. Just licking her legs would be awesome to me.
Should've tag teamed his cock like this
>>85124108Not OP, ive done this before. Was ok
>>85124108I was supposed to do this with my ex and her friend, but my ex chickened out at the last minute and said she'd get too jealous. I still seethe about it sometimes. Probably the only chance I'll ever get, too.
>>85123998>nephewI'm older than you
>>85123956>>85124078I knew an asian girl that liked to share her white bf with her asian friends, I think she watched too much WMAF stuff when she was young
>>85124244Society OWES me a girl like that.
>>85124244Yeah it does happen. I never wanted to share my bf but it was that or we break up. We broke up anyway
>>85124244I need a girl like this but I'm Asian
Did you at least get any enjoyment over been cucked OP?
>>85123956I had a foursome with my bf, female friend and two other girls we met online and I ended up just sort of watching as well lol
>>85124200Sounds like you had a good girl. You should kill yourself
>>85124355I bet you're all unfathomably ugly
>>85124393She's good because she said she would do something fun with me and then blueballed me at the last moment, after I had been looking forward to it and fantasizing about it for about 2 weeks? How do you figure, retard?
>>85124502>and then blueballed me at the last moment, after I had been looking forward to it and fantasizing about it for about 2 weeksAwww little anon didn't get what he wanted. You poor thing, come here sweetheart
>>85124511Uhh... yeah? Imagine if I told you I would buy you the new Hello Kitty Squishmallow, or whatever autistic foid thing you're into, and then when it came out I said "nvm lol", and then it was sold out so you couldn't have it. Doubt you'd find that very cute.
>>85123964same reason why few are rich and the rest are poor
>>85124540You are a gigantic faggot. She's lucky you guys aren't still together kek
>>85124546Moids:>im so right wing, im right wing, i love the rightAlso moids:>wahhh why is society winner takes all, with the top tier taking everything for themselves, social darwinism sucks!Also moids:>votes far right again
these bot threads are insane
>>85124213How old are you, you might not be
>>85124617The left is campaigning infinite blowjobs, guaranteed threesomes, and state mandated gfs now?
>>85124617Is the implication supposed to be that left wing politics guarantee equal distrubution of pussy?
>>85124639yeah just as long as the women themselves don't have to so much as talk to you incels
>>85124660I am a sexhaver, though. I'm just calling you retarded and you're too retarded to even pick up on it.
>>85124564I'm really not sure why you're so assmad about this, but no, she's absolutely not. She's descended into untreated mental illness and alcoholism, hoarding junk, and is massively in debt. Which is the entire reason we broke up, she refused to change and in fact things were getting worse. Meanwhile I'm in a nice clean home, physically fit, with no debt and no substance issues. While she's essentially homeless and crashing with her dumb enabler friend, and they both work mcwagie jobs at the mall. Now you should stop assuming things about people and cut your wrists.
>>85123956Did you expect him to grow a second dick to fuck you both at the same time? You should have been more proactive and bought the proper equipment beforehand.
>>85124355Sounds like a fivesome. Are you not including yourself because you didn't participate?
>>85124673>Lelelel I ruined my ex's life I'm such a le chadDisembowel yourself
>>85124617Happy 2017 anonLibtards being pro socialism but ayn rand tier just world free marketeers regarding sexual distribution has been talked about on her for like a decade. You're more likely to get the far right in to institute state mandated gfs (still no chance, but more likely) than you would be getting the left to do impose a single additional standard or responsibility on women
>>85124753>you ruined your ex's life by... continuously trying to get her to take better care of herself as she refusedSlice your own neck open, nigger.
>>85124793Typical fagroid refusing to acknowledge he's done anything wrong. I'd track you down and kill you if it were legal
>>85124244Had the same happen when I dated an Indian girl, she shared me with her friends. I wasn't even that into it but she/they were
>>85124799So what did I do wrong then? Go ahead and enlighten me, black ass gorilla monkey.
>>85124808Indian girls are the most disgusting hedonistic whores on the planet.Whatever you're thinking, it's worse
>>85124244I had a chinese FWB at university and she was very keen to share me with her chinese student friends. she didn't speak the best english, so at first I thought I'd misunderstood her but nope! since it wasn't a very serious relationship, and we were all young and horny I was like ok sure sounds good I'll fuck your friends no problem
>>85124843I wish I could have watched something like that.
>>85124855well you couldn't because you're a faggot
>>85124843Please God I see what you do for others...
>>85124808Closest I've been to this scenario was also with an Indian woman. I had a bumble hookup with barely legal Indian girl on holiday over here with her family (she basically snuck out to fuck me) who took a bunch of selfies of us while we were naked to supposedly show off to her friends back home
>>85124872three of them were exceptionally pretty too, the other two were pretty mid but hey if that's the price to play...good times good times. she invited me to come to her city in China quite a few times after she went home. kinda regret not doing it tbqh but I couldn't swing the cost at the time and now I have a gf.
>>85124905Same thing happened to me with an African chick, but we were regular fwb. She would take pics of us and send them to her friends back home. Even facetimed a few times. Fucking a Whitey is like bragging rights I guess.
tfw I 100% fumbled a threesome with my hottest ex and her best friend like a fucking retard because I got overeager about it, which made my ex jealous instead of curious. I regret it to this day. I'm holding out on the idea that if I can do it once I can do it again. I was in significantly worse shape back then so I think my odds are technically better now, idfk. seems like complete luck. the dream is having two wives who are also into each other as much as they're into me, I couldn't imagine anything better than that.also OP what is wrong with your bf? I've been told they can be, but are threesomes really that overwhelming? part of the whole reason I even want to have one is so I can make out with and play with one girl's pussy while my dick is in the other's, or me and the girl I'm fucking basically tag team the other girl with kissing and oral while we fuck - that and seeing my dick sandwiched between two pussies. the fantasy has nothing to do with just fucking another woman and only focusing on her tho...? in my mind basically the entire appeal is the challenge of satisfying two women or watching them help each other get off while we all fuck if they're into that, idk. don't tell me he just nutted and didn't even bust out a hitachi or nothing, I will fr kill myself immediately.
>>85124905Girl I was with doing it, and her friends, this was in college and they were all exchange students, I got the impression that for them it was like a bucket list accomplishment. That they get to travel abroad to America for classes, and sleep with a white guy there before returning home
>>85123956Did he go multiple rounds? Did he cum on her?
>literally the majority of r9k are so normie that they have threesomesWhat caused this? It wasn't just pol or whatever, this place was still a lot more incel in 2016. Did all the og incels just commit suicide and all that's left are thr normgroids?
>>85123956does your best friend have nice-smelling balls?
>>85125324Honestly bro the incels and chuds that migrated here around the first Trump election ARE the tourists. I've been here since the 00s, 4chan used to be much more diverse than it is these days. /r9k/ was always a mix, the rest of the site even moreso
>>85125324>Tfw even incels are hedonists This world truly is over
>>85125324/r9k/ was never the incel board. This was a board for ORIGINAL CONTENT. You retards always seem to forget that.
>>85125395I mean tbf even before 2016 this board very quickly became the "depressed loser diary post" board but incels weren't exactly the only users here, that term wasn't even around back then. People just called them wizards, mostly as a self depreciating joke. The election and I guess gamergate is really what brought in all the genuinely clinically neurotic types who now shit up this board with the same exact political, gender, and race war shit every single day. I honestly think half those threads are bot driven honeypot psyops anyways, it's like groundhog day in most of them but lately I've been seeing a resurgence in more "normal" posters again, thank god.
>>85123956This is the experience of a true man: hungering for more, he even manages to convince his girlfriend to give him her best friend to fuck...and she does it.Compared to any experience I had in my pathetic excuse of a life (none of them close to that), and it's clear I am a living mistake, I shouldn't be alive.Life is made for another quality of people, not for people like me (I was meant to die young in a nameless battle, not to live long enough to understand my own worthlessness).
>>85124617Right wing is a boomer thing. Fornicators should be beaten, branded, and made to live as a slave for their crimes against God. Adulturers should be tortured then executed. The only way towards utopia is through strict adherence to nature and order. Start with politicians, lawyers, bankers, investors, and farmers. They are as wicked as adulturers. I would make an exception for farmers who don't practice monocropping, don't use fertilizer/pesticide/herbicide/fungicide, don't till, and don't hire/employ/utilize/engage in business with foreigners. As you might expect it would be Lot's odds that any non-evil farmers be found.
>>85123964Why do wifebeaters always have a wife to beat?
so do you all just not love your partner at all? you're all just with each other casually for convenience and sex?how can you claim to love your partner and engage in group sex?>>85123956so you watched your boyfriend ignore you and fuck your friend in front of you, and you're still with him and still "love" him?i simply will never understand the normie mind, i guess this is what humans are after all.
>>85123956You either sit on his or her face or give oral while they are fucking. Or you make one of them finger you. Or you just grind on her while shes getting fucked. Or pin her in a mating press so his cock rubs against you while hes fucking her and he can switch. You gotta make out with her too.
>>85127102The average person does not even have a soul, they are mere beasts in human form. They speak not the truth; falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus. They don't even have the capacity to love. If anything they delight in abusing the words of man out of mockery and disrespect.
>>85124405I am ugly but my bf is incredibly handsome and not just because i'm dating him he is hit on by other women all the time
>>85125324It's called lying on the internet, boy.
>>85123956this happened to me once whilst I was rolling on pingers with 2 ppl I had met like the week before, luckily I didnt feel any kind of guilt or shame or anything because I was just high as fuck and was in my own world. honestly mostly felt bad for the flatmates bc they had to hear all dis at 4amI stopped talking to them pretty soon after because they were annoying and were awful friends to me. never be friends with rich drug addicts they are scum bc they try and cheat you out of shit more than ppl who have acc faced hardship.They both ended up with pretty serious rape allegations from ppl in their friend group who were actually nice people so im glad I got out of there eventually even if the red flags were hitting me in the face day 1. think I was just desperate to have a social life.
this is a bot threadwhy are yall replying
>>85127527bots are the only girls who give me any attention
they made the announcement a couple hours ago saying something like, we are here or we have taken overbots
>>85126752a question for the ages isn't it
>>85124617The ratio of women to men is approximately 1, so one man having multiple extra women means as many other men go without completely.The ratio of dollars to people is far more than 1, so Jeff Bezos having however many hundred billion dollars does not mean hundreds of billions of people have zero dollars.
Attention femcels!Submit your applications for threesomes here.Skinny white chud with large penis and premature ejaculation offeredApplicants will be screened for quality:>no fatties>no troons
this is a bot threadso is pic related
>>85127639>money isn't zero sum so its ok for me to be enslaved
>>85123964Chicks are weird. Like some of them want their friends to experience the same sex as them so they can talk about it. Not all but some
>>85124617>far right is when women still get to vote, hold positions of power and not get shamed for working instead of having childrenyeah nigger the far right is totally everywhere, we are drowning in it absolutely
Tried for a threesome with a fwb after she told me she was bisexual but she never agreed. Next gf told me she had done an ffm threesome before but didn't like it, one of the many reasons I ended up breaking up
>>85127516it makes me mad to hear how some fembot can easily fuck multiple ppl at once. but then if we chatted I would have to pretend like you aren't a hoe and you'd get mad if I asked to get the same treated you've given others.It enrages me.
>>85128647this is omega schizoid level of reply, you've constructed a idea of my beliefs all on your own. Idgaf that im a hoe, I dont care if the ppl I see also have slept / sleep with multiple ppl. I dont put much mind into false concepts of purity like that. I just dont think it is all that deep.You assume that all women are retarded and engage in doublethink. we do not. lowiq measles-ridden sperg
