Tell a biofembot about ur parasocial crush as she awaits her sleepytime tea :34chan? Youtube? Tiktok?
>>85124462Nobody here uses TikTok
why should we tell you about that and what kind of tea is it
>>85124462That shit looks like some ancient bacteria laid dormant in the arctic ice for many millennium just waiting to thaw out and kill 2 billion boomers.
>>85124467Fact check: I do. So you're already wrong >>85124470You should tell me if you want to and maybe we can relate, I mean up to you.It's celestial sleepytime
>>85124462I'm the ultimate cuck in the end of things. But having a parasocial crush over a proper waifu is just shameful.
>>85124485Wow that's intenseIt tastes nice and gentle with my almond milk, stevia, and protein powder :3
I just obsess over random local cosplay girls I find on the web.
>>85124499Some people are attracted more to humans than cartoons, myself included
>>85124496im guessing your parasocial crush is some chad on tiktok with 8 million views
>>85124508Have you went on a date with this one? Or any others?
>>85124526I'm actually not sure if he has a tiktok. I watched a lot of his youtube content and learned about helpful surgeries from him
>>85124542jeez. my parasocial is just someone who was nice to me irl. the end. eternal yearncel
I only care for smallish channel asmr girls on youtube. I don't interract with them though
>>85124462A brain damaged whore on fansly called hazardctrl pretending to be a boy while spreading her vagina but shes fucking 10/10 adorableAnd to top it all off she has a SEPARATE whore profile to be a girl and dress up like a dog
>>85124462I am crushing on a himbo cosplayer moid that used to post on /cgl/. too bad I have zero chances with him so I admire him from afar
>>85124549>yearncelIt'll be okay for us one day
>>85124553>smallishWhy not at least send an email or dm?
>>85124557It sounds to me like you're really into itMaybe she likes degradation as well?Have you dmed or emailed her?
>>85124553shivermetinglesdivinityASMRmusing miracozy hospitaltranquillily asmrtry those out, unles you mean the REALLY small channels that just tap on their phones for 20 minutes calling it ASMR
>>85124507>It tastes nice and gentle with my almond milk, stevia, and protein powder :3Well that's worth the diarrhea death of 2 billion boomers I guess :3
>>85124565>zero chancesHow do you know?
>>85124579i subbed to her for a month, had several conversations, but she talks about being bought in a crate because of her kennel/dog gimmick so i asked her if she was running her own channel or working for a handler and she got very weirded out by the question, like the idea of pimps and handlers are unknown to the sex worker talking about being bought in a crateTheyre all fucked up people but goddamn if they aint cute motherfuckers so they get away with it
>>85124582How would this even follow??
>>85124587So... You have an in? Why not try to seal the deal?
>>85124462My celeb crush is kelly 'third' reichardt
>>85124600Two subs talking to each other is like the same end of a magnet being forced next to each other, it just doesnt work when she wants to be degraded and i wanna respect her and treat her like a fuckin human being instead of a walking wet hole, but thats the life she chose, other profile is called bite_xo
>>85124496i got tiktok for a girl from here and still try to reach out to her on it and hope to hear back again someday
>>85124584he refuses to date anyone - rejects them and says he is emotionally unavailable any time someone tries. he has not dated anyone ever zero relationship experience. and instead does random hookups every now and then when he is feeling lonely.
>>85124610You had no issue degrading her in your post here? So just bring that same energy to her if she likes it
>>85124636Just calling a spade a spade, shes 20 so shes just a brat with an ego because she spreads holes online. Ill bide my time, wait til the porn subs dry up even though shes like an under 100 follower channel.
>>85124532No I am just some ugly Autist. I don't think I'd have a chance.
>>85124589Those red particles you see in OP pic. Those are a Peruvian spice from the Delieche plant. Also used in things such as incense, fingernail polish remover, spray paint, etc. I know for a fact they truck those things up from lower Argentina. The thing is, Argentina is way too humid of a climate for these things to grow to full harvest to obtain such a red hue. Believe me I've ran some samples through a spec-dem mixer in the past. My suspicion is they're shipping them by cargo liner from somewhere more south or south east to be exact. South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands are the only land mass in this area that they could grow them in but it's still too humid there by my calculations. So the ONLY other place is Antarctica. you maybe think How on earth are they growing spices on Antarctica? Well really it's technically not ON Antarctica but more IN it. Antarctica is home to the Concordia Station which has an underground network around 40 miles long if stacked on top of eachother. That's 140 empire state buildings. This network is where they keep many rare micro organisms, but eh I'm tired of typing now, it's best not to think about it too much.
>>85124653I support making a move if you're single in these cases. Three outcomes are likely if you ask nicely:1. They accept -- yippee2. The decline but are flattered -- makes their day and you build confidence to keep trying3. They decline and get upset -- they suck and ruining their day was worth it
>>85124642Why not just send her that? You degrade just fine
I'm in love with BPD nintendo girl but she left the internet
>>85124718>Nintendo gitlWhy did she end up leaving?
>>85124782probably got tired of the kiwifarms harrassmentI would have protected her
>>85124462I don't have one because I have hobbies and don't watch shitty brainrot content all day
>>85124462I do not and have not ever had a parasocial crush or even a normal crushBut what I do have is a kettle started for a cup of longjing! wahoo!>>85124507>It tastes nice and gentle with my almond milk, stevia, and protein powderthat's an insult to tea as a concept, utterly abhorrent and disgraceful
i like a musician that is "famous" now but wasn't famous when i found out about her. there's a few others but they're kind of secondary. lately i have been thinking about her less and less and i don't really listen to her music much now, and if i do it's a very deliberate thing.
>>85124462I just have a crush on an r9k fembot
>>85124462Closest I have is food science youtuber "Hydroxide". She's cute, thick in the right places, and gives off just enough quirky energy that makes it seem like she would be fun to hang out with.
for me it's this occult youtuber daatdarling, it's not even necessarily her looks so much as her personality and the way she yaps very seriously about subjects many people would deem absolutely insane. though her looks and sense of fashion definitely helps. I have a huge thing for girls who are into gothic lolita and fashion in general, historically it's nearly a prerequisite for dating me. I'm def not the only one tho her comments are regularly full of simps, I can't imagine given most of her audience probably consists of the weirdest men on earth, myself included I guess
>>85124462I don't have any crushes. I can see right through most women and know they'd be terrible wives
>>85124961her audience is mostly women I thought? I am a lolita-wearing femanon who used to be friends with her and she had a lot of other female jfashion friends that liked her content back when I knew her
>>85124485It's leafs anon
i don't know if it counts but i have a huge crush on a volleyball player, she's so tall and cute
>>85124977maybe it's me judging more from what I've seen on instagram and shorts lol, her audience definitely seems to consist of a lot of women in terms of who watches her longer form stuff. I'm actually not sure what the breakdown is in terms of guys who are into the sort of topics she covers vs women. I know they're out there but I've never personally met another guy who is legitimately into the occult outside of edgelord/wook BS, I wouldn't even know where to start. I generally keep my interest low key until I know people well, or they realize I know tarot/astrology and want a reading.Kind of embarrassing that someone who knows her saw this tho, I think she actually used to live in the city I live in now. I've seen girls wearing lolita around at a few spots - tea rooms, import stores/arcades, one bar I've been to a couple times, I think it's relatively common here compared to other places.
I have a parasocial crush on schizo dykebot aka schadenfoid even though we've only interacted a few times
>>85125089I know a few guys into the occult they seem drawn to demonolatry and darker stuff rather than the whole witchcraft crystals woowoo side of it. it's pretty cool you like that stuff though, I've been really into it lately. lol I have never met her in real life we were just online friends since the online western lolita community is quite small. never encountered anyone wearing jfashion irl I live in hickville sadly. california definitely has the highest concentration of lolitas in the US I am guessing you live somewhere in cali.
>>85124462I have a crush on my gf, she's so pretty:)
>>85124462I dont get those
>>85125176nah NYC, I grew up in the middle of nowhere as well tho. what style/sort of coords are you usually into? I mostly just ogle burando online because I think the outfits and aesthetic are genuinely beautiful. There's probably a word for guys like that but I've been spared from knowing it thankfully. Surprisingly all of the major cities I've lived in seem to have their pockets, usually overlapping with some other "hard weeb" gathering spot.Yea, that's been my perception too as far as stereotypical online occult guy. I mostly got into it because I used to be very into Jung, which served as a gateway drug of sorts I guess. At this point most of my practice is basically just straight up taoism lmfao. I messed with enochian for a bit early on too, and also just enjoy the mythological/symbolic aspect for its own sake. Frankly I don't really understand why so many guys (really people in general) are drawn to the darker stuff, from my perspective the entire point of having a practice is self development and actualization. I get demonolatry from the perspective of identifying and working with the demons one could associate with their particular "shadow" in pursuit of healthy integration, I guess I've had some unintentional success with that, but like beyond that it seems like a bad karmic bet. That's just my 2c. Do you practice at all?
>>85124565ohh which one anon I used to post there all the time
>>85124462Does it count as parasocial if it's someone I talk to all the time in a certain thread?What about if we dm each other occasionally?
>>85125452how do you identify each other? do you have a secret code?
>>85125487Idk she is pretty good at identifying my posting style. She basically signs her posts. I haven't seen her post in weeks though.
>>85125283oh yeah it makes sense a huge city like NYC has a bunch. I wear everything except for ott sweet but my favorite brand is baby the stars shine bright. I think I look kind of goofy in sweet lolita but I can pull off classic and subtler gothic coords. I've been learning to sew my own dresses/accessories lately since I'm a tallfag who has trouble finding anything that fits properly. taoism is cool I like watching videos about it and hope to visit Taiwan eventually. enochian makes no sense to me I tried it out and had no idea wtf I was doing. did you get any results from it? yeah I've been doing some of the rituals from different gallery of magick books lately, and doing baneful magic to mess up an abusive ex who was bothering me. I think it's actually working lmao his life has gone down the shitter since I started my magick attacks on him. going to order some tarot cards this week too cuz I want to start doing readings for people.>>85125296aha it's kind of embarrassing to say...well I can give a hint. he has posted his kars cosplay before and his guts cosplay gets a lot of attention. he's been posted in the cute cosplay guys thread.
>>85125501>kars cosplay before and his guts cosplayYou should be embarrassed nona. Very embarrassing
>>85125501baby is the GOAT I feel like that's indisputable, I don't know if I've ever met someone who would earnestly claim otherwise. OTT is nice but I feel like soooo much of it falls into the same trap as decora where it turns into cheap accessory spam real quick, especially in the age of taobao. when it's done right I really enjoy it tho, especially the super ornate stuff. classic in comparison is refreshing, I'm only a spectator but I feel like I've noticed more of a gravitation to those sorts of coords and more traditional/subtle looks lately. I don't know if it has anything to do with what I felt was a prevalence of tackier/cheaper looking coords and patterns throughout the late 10s and early 20s or just general nostalgia, but I like it a lot! it's really cool that you customize and make your own stuff, I used to be very into a lot of Japanese designer/streetwear and had a similar issue with sizing, where the sizes that would actually fit me properly were often too short in the torso, or I'd need to upsize basically just because of shoulder/arm fit. have you finished anything you're particularly proud of lately, or are you mostly just experimenting and learning atm?also tbf I had NO idea what I was doing either but it did work, it basically immediately exploded my life and did in fact make me feel like I was going crazy. imo the rep is well deserved lol. it worked out, but I pretty much immediately realized I shouldn't make a habit of calling in tactical nukes for fun. I've actually never performed any rituals with the intent of affecting other people directly tho desu, I stay away from any external result driven stuff in general these days. I found it definitely works but it's usually always monkey's paw. That's kind of why I've gravitated towards the dao; I've found for me, focusing on inner work generally gets better and more permanent results without the creepy side effects, even externally. What happened to your ex?
>>85124875Which one? Is it Cassie?
>>85125740angelic pretty and moi meme moitie are definitely up there too but yeah nothing beats btssb. ott looks like ageplayer ddlg nonsense when worn by someone with bad taste. and quality of everything has gone down thanks to fast fashion and taobao. classic is pretty popular amongst japanese lolitas right now and a lot of older western lolitas. since it is less flashy it's easier to wear places without any dumb comments from people. are you tall as well? sleeves are never long enough for me and torsos are short on me too lol it sucks. I am almost done creating a replica of an old obscure btssb dress (pic rel is the original dress, mine still needs some finishing touches). I'm a beginner so I am practicing different things - turns out pattern drafting and sewing is actually super hard!damn that's amazing to hear. did you use it to get like money or a job or something? did you make some sort of auditory or visual contact with the enochian angels? I heard they are really creepy. most the work I do is for external result driven things but I haven't noticed any monkeys paw effects - so far for me it either is a complete success or it flops and nothing happens. well my ex got dumped by his new gf (this is probably cuz he started abusing her so maybe unrelated to the magick), lost his high paying job, socially ostracized from the fallout with his new gf (family hates him and lost his irl friends), car troubles, pending court case against him cuz he had a run in with law enforcement, sent to hospital for health problems, so much has gone wrong for him. I actually met him on 4chan I bet he is still lurking around on here trying to add lonely mentally ill women so he can terrorize them.
>>85124887She looks likda cute, very good face and looks like she could be a fembot
>>85125951>ageplayer ddlg nonsenselmao yeah basically, I do like the stuff that's actually properly over the top though and is more its own thing than so directly decora influenced, but I've maybe only seen that a few times IRL. like when something is just hyper hyper victorian with really insane details, especially the very powdery stuff? I love that. I'm 5'10 so I'm not like nordic tall or nothing but it's tall enough for a Japanese size 2 in a lot of brands to be kind of dicey. I honestly got kind of out of it mostly because I got very into lifting a few years back and grew out of a lot of my favorite stuff as a result. that's really cute though; I could imagine it's tough! I've honestly always found the idea of pattern making and sewing really intimidating, what was the learning curve for you like? I met someone once who was well over 6', who made most of her own clothes because of it - she showed me the process and I was immediately like this is the exact sort of thing I'm awful at. part of me has always fantasized a bit about designing my own clothes but I view that as the largest hurdle, I honestly draw like a child too. that looks like a pretty complicated project to me though, where did you find the pattern? or did you make it yourself? agreed: re angelic pretty and mmm btw, though to my eye angelic pretty often looks a bit higher quality than mmm, I love the latter's aesthetic for obvious reasons but the pieces themselves are high highs and low lows for me, every brand has that to some extent from what I can tell tho and I couldn't say what the reality is in person.also I'll answer the other stuff in a second post
>>85124462Some Souls Youtuber who goes by Idiosy. She has the most glittery swamp twang and it melts me.
>>85126127not a fan of decora when mixed with lolita but I do see the appeal on its own - I like that cybr.grl youtuber who wears decora she makes it look fun. wow we are the same height! were you just entirely focused on the gym and achieving whatever body goals you set? it can get addicting. pattern drafting is absolutely maddening and when sewing something the tiniest mistake can ruin everything then I end up having to rip all the seams and redo. I had so much trouble attaching the bodice of my dress to the skirt and doing the pintucks was a pain. making small accessories is pretty easy though. you don't need to be good at drawing - unless you are having a factory make the clothes or making custom printed fabric. but pattern drafting requires no drawing skills it's more math based and requires some problem solving/engineering skills. I made the pattern for the dress myself with help from a seamstress friend who knows how to pattern draft. would not have been able to do that without her help honestly. moitie used to be good quality back in the day - not anymore since they were bought out :( same thing with nu angelic pretty as well the quality has gone down a lot. no longer made in japan anymore.>also I'll answer the other stuff in a second postok I'm super curious about enochian magic so I hope you didn't forget!
>>85125951>did you use it to get like money or a job or something?no no, I actually had a job at the time that for many people would be a dream job, I was in a fairly happy relationship, and money has never really been an issue for me - but I was still unsatisfied and dealing with a lot of burnout and disillusion. I mostly just asked for the knowledge of what to change and the strength to follow through upon knowing. a few weeks later, my relationship ended, shortly after the job followed, along with most of my friendships. it was what I needed to move across the country on a whim and focus much more on what I actually want out of life tho, and I'm a lot happier now. as for whether I ever actually saw anything, it's kind of embarrassing to admit, I feel like a total LARPer talking about it but what prompted me giving enochian a shot in the first place was a psychedelic trip, where I had visions of Enoch verbatim and I guess "watchers" despite knowing nothing about them previously lol. the only way I know how to describe the "angel" I saw is a sort of tornado of feathers, eyes, and chapel or armor looking geometry folding in on itself and morphing into black bug chitin or something, it was honestly a lot more lovecraftian or HR Giger-y than I think most people would expect, even having seen "biblically accurate angels" before. Even in terms of presence it was like a force of nature meets an alien or a bug. I had no idea who or what the fuck Enoch was tho and I had only heard about Metatron through SMT so I was extremely confused, to say the least. No regrets tho. But shit, I mean if anything it sounds like what you did probably just accelerated things for him. Problems like that tend to take care of themselves one way or another lmfao. You meet each other on /r9k/? I've added a few people from /soc/ in the past and it's never led to anything, tbr I think I'd rather die than tell someone IRL I lurk /r9k/ sometimes.
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>>85126262>not a fan of decora when mixed with lolitaI tend to agree, but I'm sure I've seen an exception at some point! I kind of assumed quality has declined in recent years, maybe that's part of why a lot of the older stuff is coming back into style. It's the same with other sorts of fashion right now too. Also woooah, I imagine that the height thing is super compounded in your case then, Japanese sizing is already crazy in menswear for me so I can only imagine! That's really cool that you're passionate enough to make it work, I'm impressed! And I was pretty addicted to it lmfao, yeah. For like two or three years it was two or three hours four or five times a week. Honestly I think it was overkill and I was probably doing a lot of junk volume, but I think it was kind of a form of escapism or something. I've given myself a break on it while re-establishing my life over the last year, just slowly adding more now that I've settled in. Idk if I'll ever be AS into it tho, I kind of reached where I wanted to be and was getting to the point where I'd be on perma maintenance anyways. I have no desire to be like 200+ at 10% bf or some bullshit like a lot of guys out there. It kind of sounds like you had a gym phase too? And re: pattern drafting, is it mostly because you don't know if something fully works until you try it? When I watched my friend make stuff she already had some patterns she had made and didn't get too much into that aspect. Maybe it sounds silly, but for some reason I've always assumed if I'm bad at drawing, I'd probably be bad at sewing, but tbf I know how to solder fine so maybe it's not that different. I'd happily give it a shot for sure if I knew someone who had a setup nearby and was patient enough to teach me a bit, but it's not the sort of thing I really have the impetus to learn on my own!
>>85126262also I'm about to go to bed, it's like 6am here lol, but it's been fun talking. If you'd like, feel free to add me on discord, I wouldn't mind keeping in touch! It's d.e#tri%#tus/maze (remove all the random characters, it's no spaces no punctuation, just letters)
>>85126273oh wow I don't think I could handle my life being derailed like that even if things end up good afterwards. glad everything worked out and that you are happier in the end. did you have to give them offerings or make any sort of promises to them? that's crazy I have heard them described as being similar to lovecraftian great old ones before. I'd probably be too creeped out by them to want to have any sort of association with them. recently I've been starting to work with demons and they seem like precious cinnamon rolls compared to enochian angels kek. demons like to present themselves as humans or animals rather than some otherworldly abomination so they don't feel intimidating but they sometimes cause paranormal activity as a way of letting you know they are present which I do not like. I used to do a lot of psychadelics but didn't really experience anything occult related. was still fun though. yeah if I left things alone he likely would have messed up his own life but the timing with so much going wrong shortly after I did baneful workings against him was not a coincidence imo. like he had just gotten a promotion, moved into a fancy new house, and was doing great right before I targeted him. I met him on /soc/ but he used a lot of different boards so I am sure he uses /r9k/ sometimes as well. he's bpd and told me he never moves on. I have a feeling I will have to deal with him again one day in the future. avoid /soc/ like the plague - there are a lot of evil people posting and adding people from the discord threads.
>>85126399added you :) I have a jjba related profile pic
none of themalso you idiots getting pied piper by a dumb foid lolparasocial crush is just euphenism for simp
>>85126417I, OP, am just like them, if not more intense. So i wanted to relate and see how others felt
>>85124462I dont even have a crush. I'm just yearning love
>>85124462I have a crush on Emily Bronte, she has pretty dark hair and not only is she a brilliant novelist, she's also an amazing poet and artist. The essays she wrote while she briefly attended a school in Belgium convince me she was truly a genius. Despite her being a recluse that mostly kept to herself, her work is remarkably powerful, giving her some mystique. She was happy to stay at home and do housework like cleaning and cooking but by all accounts she wasn't just a boring "feminine" woman and was very strong-willed, and I like that kind of balance. Unfortunately, she's been dead for almost 200 years so I don't think things will work out between us and I haven't met a woman that matches up.
>>85125797No. It's a different one who keeps adding random guys off r9k instead of me.
>>85127359Yeah me too. There was this cute Ukrainian girl I met on Friday but she gave me the ick. My mom used to make me Sleepytime tea with warm milk. I wish I had a girlfriend who would do the same and then love and hug me. I was supposed to go to the gym but my foot hurts really bad so I'll go tomorrow.Thank you for your attention to this matter
>>85126108She's got such girlfriend energy, and the way her blue eyes glow just totally captivates me.
>>85125174She ghosted me so I don't like her anymore.
