Heard about you losers on Instagram lollll. What's y'all's deal again? You can't get girls?Look bro it's not that hard. First you'll have to get out of your mom's basement and stop playing video games though, no girl wants that. And stop calling them foids. Get in the shower, clean your room, shave, get a haircut, and wear some real fucking clothes you losers.Why am I helping you you ask? The bitches are too easy now that there's no competition. I don't even have to approach them now and they're ready to breed with me. I like the chase, I like fighting for girls and winning because I'm better.Apparently there's bitches on this site too? Ladies, come on now, you can do so much better. Come here, come stay the night with Chad and let me show you what you're missing.Lolll alright gotta go incels, take my advice if you wanna snag some gash tonight
>>85125377This is like, what a Chad is in incel nightmares desu. Actual Chads are hella chill. Insecure posers would be the ones acting this way lol
>>85125401Right? We are hella chill. Incels just need to open up, drink a beer or something yk
>>85125442Unironically though if a Chad befriended an incel and they had a beer they'd probably have a good time and learn a thing or two about each other's worlds. It doesn't happen often enough desu
>>85125377funny larp>they're ready to breed with menormies don't talk this way lol
>>85125377sup chad in 120 years we will both be dead in the ground and in 1000 years our legacies will be the exact same, forgotten. Sacrificing my pleasure and convenience now for a small chance at something greater isn't a great play.
>>85125450Well I do. What can I say I have a thing for breeding hot sluts. It's not like they're gonna stop me or anything lol
>>85125377>Get in the shower, clean your room, shave, get a haircut, and wear some real fucking clothes you losers.I do all of this. Still an incel
>>85125510Come barhopping with me and the other chads incel, you'll be chest deep in dykes by the time we go home
>>85125527Already done that back when i was working at an hostel. Still an incel
How do I get that cute nerdy girl who happens to have blonde hair and who happens to be reading this post?
>>85125532Hey it's all in the mindset brother. Keep making excuses for yourself, and you'll keep failing without consequences
>>85125548No its 100% your appearance and how much money you have. You know it which is why you made such a shit larp thread.
>>85125637That's why you'll forever be an incel. Chad doesn't care what standards women hold him to
>>85125548Coming up with the perfect opening joke or being a good listener has never gotten anyone laid lmao. "Working on yourself" is a meme made by grifters to sell worthless courses.
>>85125714You don't need a one liner if you're fun and pleasant to be around. Only weirdos approach women in 2026, everyone knows it. Friends to lovers is how you do it now
>>85125721>You don't need a one liner if you're fun and pleasant to be around. Only weirdos approach women in 2026, everyone knows it. Friends to lovers is how you do it nowYou have no idea what you are talking about lol. Go away.Tip: if you start off as friends she will keep you as a friend. female attraction is front loaded. if she doesn't show interest in the first 5 minutes you are a fucking beta backup lol.
>>85125755Actual sub 90 iq retard over here. Who tf would take advice from a virgin like you?
>>85125778Ok bro show up to her apartment with a cheer up package and be a shoulder to cry on. It might work this time lol.
>>85125791Lol tf are you her brother? It hurts reading how inexperienced you are yet you persist
>>85125802Ok mr. friendzone Stop replying to me you subhuman
>>85125696Because hes attractive. I'm not.
these threads are boring and the OP always leans to hard into how he thinks chad acts
>>85125819That's not the problem. The problem is that Chad wouldn't post a thread like this. He would either not know about 4chan or larp as an incel for his own enjoyment.
>>85125377B-but Chad, I'm hydrophobic...
>>85125447Holy upvoted dawg! Take all my reddit gold!
>>85125960Idk where all you redditfags came from but we're instituting mass deportations so gtfo
>>85125838only the most under-the-rock people don't know what 4chan is. but i guess it's not unusual for chad to act oblivious to something's existence
>>85125978if he's from instagram I highly doubt 4chan is ever mentioned there, especially specific boards. This guy is posing as a chad. OP go fuck your ugly fish and come back here when you wither.
>>85126076"chad here" threads are an r9k staple (potentially even dating back to b days). they're low effort and usually garbage but they're reliable engagement farms.
>>851260764chan is super viral on insta rn you know "the hacker known as 4chan"
>>85126076Elliot Rodgers and /r9k/ specifically is the face of 4chan's perception on Instagram. This board is hub central for Instagram tourists. I've seen the edits they do of Elliot Rodgers and co.
>>85126119wow I wasn't very aware of that, no wonder so many poser newfags keep migrating in
