YES, FRESHERS WEEK WOOHOOOOO!!! edition
>>85127310First innitX
>>85127310I went to cambridge. I still turned into a fucking NEET khhv so make of that what you will.
Bantu boyz are back in towns xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prv3wl3X9O4
>>85127313impressive work friend
>>85127319You were given the best opportunity that a young person in the West could possibly have and you pissed it up the fucking wall. Can't imagine how your parents must feel about you lad.
Lollers (or anyone) will i know if i like Dark after one episode? or should i watch e.g. three?
>>85127340Not lollers, I've turned stuff off minutes into it if I don't like it.
>>85127334I guess some of us are destined for what we're destined for and nothing anyone does can change that.
got some Irn Bru on the way now.
Stupid cunt you should have got your cat spayed. Anyway... post a pic of your cat's rear please.
>>85127445Honest question lad: why do you order so many individual things? Why not just order them all together and save on shipping?
>>85127319You serious? Fuck me lad the fuck happened? Always thought you were basically guaranteed a decent life if you went to either of the big two unis.
>>85127340The quality, tone, and theme of the show are extremely consistent all throughout its run as they meticulously planned out every single thing from the very start, so if you didn't enjoy the first episode you might not enjoy the rest.Best show I've watched in recent years.
>>85127319I got refused from Cambridge after I fucked up my Cambridge interview. I am 31 and I can still fucking remember the questions.
>>85127454i did, they were just despatched at different times. dunno why.for heavy stuff though, i don't want some delivery guy to have to carry e.g. 96 cans of pop up the stairs at once. so i'll get those on separate days (still cheaper than getting them from the shop).
Apparently Freshers week at uni these days is dead. Everyone is poor. Alcohol is expensive. Lots of students are foreign or Muslim and therefore shun alcohol and have disdain for British party beer culture.
>>85127481Whats it to you? Youre turkish.
>>85127454The fantasist rat gets off on feeling the smallest crumb of power available to him through ordering complete pointless shit online. If the company makes a mistake in the order he then makes a formal written complaint about the driver who delivered it attempting to get them sacked. Obvious pattern of behaviour from how he treated that lass at his job. The insane inner workings of a man who wants to dominate and control but can only throw about the stature of a mere rat.
>>85127481damn that's sad. i tried going to university and i didn't bother with freshers week. but i just wanted to save money tbqh (lived at home and commuted in.)
Once you understand the rat is a control freak everything makes sense. A psychotic thirst for control inside a weak manlet body.
In the future A quarter to a third of men will be incelsEveryone will be insanely poor as wealth concentrates in the bourgeois class. Wealth will increasingly come from inheritance of assets Ageing population will fuck the economy and society beyond repair. Governments will continue to try to solve said ageing population problem by inviting infinity immigrants from the developing world.Insane conflict and culture change due to this.
I am the controller. I control the buttons. I make the formal complaints. I am master of my environment. All is perfectly optimised under my control. The supply lines are under my control. The drivers are under my control.
>>85127391I'm starting to believe this as well. Either fate or just dumb luck. Fate is a better coping strategy I think. I have seen many painfully average peers/friends luck themselves into a good and economically advantageous life for no real reason.
Cool little dancing dog short. Not little cool dogs dancing, just a little video with dogs dancing.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EZQU8DDiOMM
70 minute nap just ended now garn on thr bike me
>>85127537>LOOK LOOK>LITTLE MAN ON SCREEN>THAT ME>THAT ME ON SCREEN IT LIKE ME>WOOOOMong
>>85127537you are supposed to ride bicycles outside you mong
>>85127537Modernity is inventing problems that didn't exist and then selling the solution back to mongs at a premium.
Lads, I am pleased to announce that Willow Ryder has been getting quite THICC lately.
Sean in Spain being raped by stray cats.
>spider web>spider web in my bedroom>spider web in my bedroom RIGHT ABOVE MY BED/PILLOWchoosing not to think about this.
>>85127585It means there's a spider in your bedroom lad
Got some kippers on toast now
Thinking this could be me and Deano soon xYou were Deano you were throwing pebblesAnd my daddy said "Stay away from WelperLad"And I was crying in my boxroomBegging you "Please don't go" and I saidDeano take me somewhere we can be aloneI'll be gaping all there's left to do is spunkYou'll be the prince and I'll be the princessIt's a love story Deano just say "Yes"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E
>>85127585you ate 15 spiders in your sleep last night
>>85127585Grim popcorn walls
we are on them tramadosl and we are feelin fine x
>>85127646the Artex? or the Landlord Magnolia paint?nothing i can do, unfortunately.
>>85127608That sounds lush mate will you be holding his hand as well?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irVNGjRFZGkthey're still making these
bunch of repressed memories and emotions from how shit it was for me in school and how many people hated on me just resurfaced (im 33btw i shouldnt even be thinking about this stuff)
Dayz fren has done his usual thing, speed run to the end, but skip loads. He's teleported to the end bit, and sat waiting. Told him I'm at start level weapons, yet he charged in, kek. Now he's trying to say I'm afraid, kek. No lad, I just don't speedrun stuff. We've had this conversation before plenty of times, and he claims he doesn't speedrun stuff, yet here we are, not many days in the server and he's at the end. Logged for now and doing muh poke stuff.
Absolutely KINO delivery today. Best Foreign Film winner and a holy grail of Wapanese CINEMA. Everyday above grave is a gud day and it am LUSH!
>>85127705Penguin Classics ahh cover.
i wonder if the old X-Men will fight the new X-Men.tbqh i have no concept what's happening in these films. i used to understand them, they've become a tangled web. how are kids supposed to catch up with it all?
>>85127701I got demoralised so quickly in school. As early as year 2 I felt like everyone hated me and I couldn't do anything right, and then I just stomached those feelings for another ten years. It's probably why I'm fucking nuts now.
>>85127753>It's probably why I'm fucking nuts now.probably is. im nuts too. just made me feel like i couldnt do anything right or make anyone like me and it fucked me up
>Still arriving todayAmazon just given up even estimating a delivery time.just hope my pop is safe
Don't like how foids are all happy about the low birthrates tbqh.
i madu madwe all mad heres x
Remember years ago when the twitter algorithm would just randomly show you nsfw stuff on your feed sometimes and I was just casually scrolling and then a post by one of those porn spam/repost accounts appeared and it was an asian chick getting railed by a black guy and then it showed the first comment which was just some random boomer with his actual name and face for his account commenting "damn, Ling Ling is fucking getting it!" and I nearly fucking choked I was laughing so hard.
>>85127771It arriving at any moments don't worry
>>85127751>how are kids supposed to catch up with it all?They're not the intended audience. The intended audience is losers in their mid-30s.
>>85127779i might just be ignorant here, what's the problem with low birthrates? reduced/decelerated population, not through disease or tyranny or anything, won't that be better for the next generations?22nd century lads could become top shaggers if they need to go ABOVE replacement levels.
>>85127770sports day was my first experience of a humilation ritual>No, you don't get it! You have to race and come dead last while everyone's parents are looking so fucking Harry can look like a Chad! We gave you a sticker to wear, why are you crying? You're going to do this every year!That may have been the exact moment I gave up on ever being one of the winners in life.
All the gibs will be going to the olds and the youngs will seethe and cope it will be lush, can't wait
kevin keegan has died
Send childless foids to wars
>>85127811to work as doxys?
>>85127542>>85127547>>85127554Nice little 40 minute bikesesh finished. Feel great now. Completely the climb of the week (Col des Aravis) on zwift. I live in the city so it's nice to do these simulated climbs instead of getting run over by cars in the city. What kind of exercise do you guys do?
mental how babies just grow in people.like the film Alien (that's.probablt where they got it from)
Fuckin lmao, just got done watching that tranny getting arrested over misgendering. The police guy at the end>Yeah no they can't put him in gen-pop, they'll destroy him.Keeeeeeeeeeeek
Imagine not having Amazon Prime, YouTube Premium or Sky Sports. Proper poverty coded.
This me favorite sf player. He wigger and shops at JD
>>85127829NThoeeAs but i don't exercise, and some exercise computer game thing might appeal to me. would be cool if it was VR or something though, like you're 'there' and can look around as you move/cyclebetter to exercise than not. also, gyms are full of people filming.
>>85127810I'm actually really sad to learn this news. He should have got a proper commemoration at St. James Park at the start of next season. I mean I'm sure he will but he won't be there for it now.
>>85127841Brutal misgendering after arrest, cop was using he pronoun so many times.
Imagine paying 41.98 p/m for 'online services' that you can get for free anyway. Fucking yikes mate.
pissing.
>>85127861I'm on the wiss rn 2L in
>>85127860Spoken like a true poorfag
>>8512786941.98 richer than you de lid x
Never even licked a female fart hole
could ask the bizzies to delete all my data from their databases.but if i do that, they might take a closer look at some of it...
>>85127847I use YouTube morphe on me phone. Oh aye it free
>>85127877Love licking my wife's butt, ngl. One of life's little joys.
>>85127871standard rate PIP?
>hbo max>amazon prime>netflix>disney+>paramount+>now tv including sky sports>premier sports >itx premium>channel 4 ad free>tv licenceall on tap
Anyone else sext trannies on reddit or just me
>>85127896tranny hookers are my secret vice, but I don't sext them, never got sexting it's just cringe imo
for me it's NewPipe.Piped/Invidious on desktop if i can. sometimes yt-dlp, although they REALLY need to sort that cookie dependency.zoomers won't believe me when i say 'you used to be able to drag n drop a YouTube URL into VLC, and it would play.'
Me? I remember when YouTube just had little ads you could click off.
Decided for some protection for one card in muh collection. The kellog's pidgey evolution index, it's a bit battered and potentially almost bent, so I cut up some pieces of plastic to put it between and then slide it in the binder.
>>85127901Yeah I find sexting cringe too but I like something about exchanging pictures and them reacting well to mine. I dont do all of the dirty talk stuff, cant bring myself to. Never used a hooker but have considered it
>>85127919cor the good old days.even the freedom Linux hippies used to say Google was a GOOD company, because their ads were just a couple of lines of text (no flashing banners or anything)how the times have turned....
>>85127924Turn your cards into shurikens, lid. Ninja style.
i gave one of those spicy chatbots a try, but whether they're in third person or a character is speaking in second person, they get stuff about me wrong.>ruffles his hand through your hairwhat if i don't HAVE hair?
>>85127705Babette's Feast is one of my favourites, absolute womfy banger of a film
>>85127947Did you tell it you don't have hair when you described yourself to it?
I might be a virgin loser but atleast I've got Deano in my life x
Me? Haven't watched a single film this year.
>>85127955it didn't ask.i can understand if "i'm" "a character" too. but i'm not, am i? i'm me x
>>85127947The free models have terrible context and shitty models. You need to use external models like DeepSeek or GLM to have a good time.>>85127950Seen a shitty DVDrip years ago. Excited to watch it again on Blu-ray. You're right, it's womfy as fuck.
>>85127800brother I literally had untreaed double vision. PE and sports day was literal hell. Literal humiliation and exclusion ritual.
>>85127947It's really off-putting when they keep trying to insist you're a girl. No, I do not wear a "blouse". Knock that off.
Wish I had a deano in my life
>>85127963at all, or at the cinema?i saw that Obsession and that Backrooms. torrents though.
post-4:00 anxietywhere is my pop? over half an hour since the delivery window
Only flick i watched this year was the Big Lebowski
>>85127974I just had spasticated coordination because of autism. I have no idea how people are good at sports. My body doesn't work like that.
>>85127985At all. I can never bring myself to watch one. Same reason I don't read fiction books. I do watch documentaries but films are not for me.
>>85128002It arriving todays
>>85128002The delivery driver is probably thinking 'not this twat and his four cans of coke' again. Wagies on the ropes innit.
I've watched 19 films the past month.
Got that stout for laters
relax liberal, its dark humour
Do you shop at JD's?
Might chop up a block of spam and make a chili. That alright with you de lids?
>>85128050i've tried shoes on there, then bought them online cheaper.
Bumping sisters of mercy
>>85128053not only is that all right with me, i actively encourage it.
Might go and take a walk back to 2004. I'm pretty sure I can end up there if I jump in front of a car.
>>85127961Order a brass, you know the score.
>>85128090good idea lad, just make sure you don't go near the Stones x
>Burnham's first speech>lacks any concrete indication of policy, direction or goals>attacks Thatcher's legacy>offers platitudes about 'working better' and being a government 'for everyone'What's even the fucking point with this pantomime?
>>85128108Waterstones?
>>85128123Do Lefties know how fucking old they sound when they start banging on about Thatcher? Most people younger than 40 don't even really know what Thatcher did.
Mate, has your soda arrived?
>>85128142>sodaooh err, Mr American in here. They call him Tex Cassidey the Cincinnati Kid.
>>85128142'still arriving today.'i trust the science.
still can't believe i once said 'annexed from' instead of 'annexed by'.thanks to the lad who corrected me. still feel dreadfully embarrassed though ;__;
Wight, THATCHER fucking wuined this country, and I'm gonna explain how.1. she was an horrid old cow2. she stole all the milk3. she was a puppet in Splitting Image4. she invaded Awgentina5. she married Donald Weagan, an he was basically American Hitler!6. she opened coal mines, instead of investing in solar panels
miwk*
>>85127340Each episode is intense and leaves you wanting more. I'm on season two now, and I have also added the book, A Journey Through Time: The Beginning of Everything by H.G. Tannhaus, to my Kindle. If you like mystery and sci-fi you'll love it. Who did it and when, woah!
>>85128226sounds good! got that Dark S01E01 downloading now.hopefully i can get my Ritalin sorted and then i might also get back into reading. been looking at some e-readers, mite b cool if i get some UC backpaid.need an eye test from Specscammers, mind. 'well overdue' innit.
Arse fun
The open, admitted and unrepentant paedophile is here lads, I repeat, he is here!
>Burnham has sacked David Lammy - t.TwitterChat, is this real?
>>85128268Yeah, Lammy, Reeves and Hermer are all out because they're diehard Starmer loyalists.
all greens on today's Wordle
>i might just be ignorant hereCould have stopped here
>>85128254The end of season one and first episode of season two actually made me say "Woah" and then I went on one thinking of all the possibilities that might come in the following episodes. I'd had a smoke and lost an hour hahaha. With that in mind, if you're struggling to stay present while you wait for your Ritalin give this a go during bad times. I hope it helps.https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX7EF8wVxBVhG
i might just be ignorant here.
>>85128191SO embarrassing! What would Reddit think!
not following this Mario 64 speedrun at all.just staring at the moving shapes + colours
Might get on them weers with Julius the shoeless it 5 x
can't remember my Reddit namehttps://old.reddit.com/r/jaepae/going through this board trying to find which one i am
>>85127929Gay elitist larp while you slurp on the teet of the Web 3.0 food appslop dystopia every minute of every day
>no that's totally different because...Didn't ask in advance
Spackers in Spain
Spackersin spainnananananana
what is different, and why?
Imagine the smell https://youtu.be/V9t8OJMH9NY
>>85128157Yeah that's gonna be a delayed package if I've ever seen one. No fizzy juice for you my leeeeeeeed.
Helper letting Abimbongwe (they have illegal immigrants in Spain too you bigot!) stuff his tushy on the beaches of Alicante.
>>85128451i. trust. the. science.
>>85128372Get your arse gaped waheyyyy
>>85128002Can't get the staff these days, and because they can't get the staff they force more on the remaining staff which makes more staff leave. Unironically it's because people order way too much bullshit, like cans of pop for example, go to the fucking supermarket or order from the supermarket, it's no cheaper on Amazon in fact you are paying the Prime premium because everything on Prime delivery has a price floor due to the FBA costs
this 24cm sieve is cheaper than the 20cm one, even thugh that's more metalmad
>>85128484i can't carry 24 cans of pop.i used to go to Home Bargains with a suitcase, buy drinks, and then fill up my suitcase at the end and wheel it home.but not only is that a faff, it was more expensive.
>>85128484No I can't lad I remember youtube when it didn't have ads before fucking ZOOMERS ruined everything the internet was so good I hate ads and apps and web 3.0 but I can't live without jeet-eat. Eugh nobody else except me appreciates the old Internet which is why I simply can't live without the 247kebab4u app. It's always been a staple of life for us millennials.
Fuck these (((openAI))) kikebergs lol
>>85128510You don't need 24 cans. You can get 8. Do you think people just walk around with 24 cans on their back like Death Stranding. You can grow up and drink water. Ffs.
>Pinning and then unpinning a convo drops said convo at the top of the sidebar againIntredastan, is it not
>>85128510Tescos do deliveries, literally every supermarket does deliveries, you can even go to Iceland shop in person and have them deliver it same day. Or you could just not drink it, you must be the size of a house with the amount you drink
seki ni midorimasuka?
>>85128534i do drink water. i just drink pop too. i outconsume pop at a rate > i buy it, otherwise i wouldn't have to buy it.
>>85128560Yeah you don't need to drink that shit. Grow up.
Helper getting creampied by a HIV positive Algerian
>>85128560corinthians 13:11 desu
>>85128564think i'll carry on doing what i want.
Delivery driver handing a man sized rat a single crate of fizzy drinks
>>85128571>think i'll carry on doing what i want.Nice one hard man that's clearly working out well for you
Had a 3 star feedback the other day moaning how their box was damaged, not my fault is it, do they think I'm getting the box and smashing it up to be spiteful or what, nah mate it's come to me like that, get on to the company who's sent it in shit packaging
>>85128560should cut down on that chip. bad for yer
My dad, but he's my current age and he has my life instead of the one he had at my age.
it's THIS kind of vibes that drove HHL awaysome chill pills needed x
>>85128591aye i probably should tbf.i've definitely become more sensitive to caffeine with age. it's not what it once was.
I've got police tape wrapped round the end of my bed
>>85128618oh my, that is some saucy stuff!
>>85128618Mandem out ere merking clunge ya ear mi brrrp brrrp
>>85128599BASED keep it up lids
Got some poor eastern european delivering me some booze via Tesco WOOSH that's the life of a white native Briton on benefits in 2026
>>85128623Nah that would be PC Hottie wrapped up in police tape hnnnggggg
Successfully blocked by an annoying foid >>85128695How it should be, mate
>>85128695didnt you go tesco for the stella
>>85128749Got some of this coming, it's whiter than Stella, I think.
>>85128599It would be a terrible shame if someone bullied the bullies and followed them to /brit/ and humiliated them there too.
In 2030 they develop a test for autism in the womb they have Downs. Your wife is pregnant and the fetus tests positive for autism and is male. Would you want her to get an abortion?
>>85128791Yes. Instantly. Life as an autistic male is not worth living.
>>85128791Autism can range from>is good at maths and likes trains but is not really the life and soul of the party To >Very cringe and difficult behaviour that is hard to manage To>non verbal and flinging shit and screaming and will need care until he dies. Harvey Price kind of autism.
>>85128810I'm the middle one.
Friend of mine has an autistic daughter only 14 years old. She has been taken out of school because she just wheels around on her chair waving her hands up and down saying six seven repeatedly. She grabbed her boobs and did that six seven thing and had to be removed from school. Friend is beside himself and is losing sleep. Mum in tears. Daughter just grins and does six seven repeatedly. Dad wonders if she can ever leave home now. The prospect of having to care for your kid until the day you die. Jesus.
Six Seeeveeeenn! Lol
>AUTISM IS NOT A DISABILITY Autism is literally a symptom of actual brain damage. A cure needs to be found. It is hell for parents and for autistic kids themselves.
>>85128830hahahaha look at that cat
>>85128791Sounds cruel but yes I would her to get an abortion. You have no idea how hard raising autistic kids can be. Really upsetting. I have seen marriages and lives destroyed by that shit.
In almost every divorce I know of the main reason for the divorce was the kids. The behaviour just became too difficult to deal with and it put the strain on the marriage. Raising young kids is very hard but also when you realise that your kid is >a bit of a cunt >retarded >both And all your dreams for them shatter it can be really hard.
Six seven! LOL
>she just wheels around on her chair waving her hands up and down saying six seven repeatedly.
Get me perma-gaped oh aye x
>>85128920Saw this happen with a friend of my family. Proper middle class boffin family. House full of books. High hopes for their baby son. Becomes apparent in primary school that he has massive behaviour and aggression issues and is also dyslexic. Wants to burn down the school he hates it so much. Going into secondary bottom set. Dad still thinks he will go to university and be like him - this sort of intellectual teenager who listens the smiths and reads books. The poor fucker is in year 7 and cannot properly read well. Proper bottom set 8 kid tbqh. Very aggressive temper.
CAUSE IT'S 187 ON A WHEELCHAIR SPACKER
six seven on a wantu bumsesh
My greatest fear is that there is some hole inside me. I fear that if my kid is a mong I will not really love them. Thought of a dark play/story about a man who has a Harvey Price type kid that flings shit and attacks people. it just destroys his life and marriage so secretly he smothers the kid to death while they sleep. The doctors imagine it must just have been heart failure.
i have made the ethical decision to not have kids.do i deserve a stipend, higher rate PIP perhaps? not for me to say.
>>85128920That kind of happened with my parents, but a lot of it was just my mother having bizarre expectations.>Oh no, my teenage son is angry and depressed, and sits in his room doing mysterious things on the computer. I can't cope!What did you think you were signing up for?
Wish I had a pet horse. It not right de lids.
>>85129014this Louis Theroux was terrifying.
>>85128957Where abouts are you little lad I'll oblige I'm rock fucking hard
It would be great to be a breeding donkey getting to fuck tall female horses to make little mules. OH AYE!
Dvdlad is behind those fluffy abuse images? Say it ain't so!
>>85129029what mysterious things did you do?my dad came around to this idea i was geeky and might go to university instead of getting a job. soft as shite but still masculine/engineering, so that was fine.but my mam saw i was a very depressed child and she got the idea i was gay and she really wanted me to be gay.
>While most appear to pursue their self-pleasure in private "goon caves" and are not criminals, some gooners, the lawyers found, took pride in public acts of masturbation. In fact, some were committing sharking assaults at Dollar Tree stores and posting the footage online.another reason this site will be blocked
>>85129082That was a euphemism for wanking.Also yes, she was always convinced I was gay. Women are obsessed with that stuff. And that's only half true. I only like trannies and some very effeminate men.
>>85129029Yeah part of that is just parents catastrophising. Part of it I think is that parents often have very specific visions of what they think their kid should be like and when kids inevitably do not meet that vision they panic. Your mum might have thought you would be an uber academic kid who would go onto uni and be a dentist or whatever. Or maybe she thought you would be striker in the school football team and a hit with all the girls to something like that. When you were not either of those things they panic. Music was a massive part of my dads adolescence and he would go onto about for ages and it was so boring. Never cared much about music myself which freaked my dad out and made him panic and get angry. Did not meet their prediction. He really got excited about his vision of getting to discuss various rock bands with his teenage and got upset that this was never going to happen because I had literally no interest.
>>85128810>tfw the middle one
>>85129070Yeah that was me. I've been a bit obsessed with fluffy stories and comics the past few weeks. I don't like the straight up abuse ones, but I like the comics where the 'smarties' get their comeuppance. And the hugbox comics are nice too. Not a brony though, wouldn't catch me watching MLP or any of that shite.
>>85129102ohh so less 'mysterious things' more 'm__st_r__ i_ns' i see.nowt wrong with fancying whoever you fancy mind (unless it's children or something) (not saying you do, just mean people in general)
>>85129082>but my mam saw i was a very depressed child and she got the idea i was gay and she really wanted me to be gay.In my experience a lot of women have a very warped perception of gay men. I would say telling if another man is gay or not is actually one area where male intuition trumps female intuition. A lot of women seem to think that any male who does not meet a very specific image of masculinity in their head must be gay. Heard some women talk about how fucking David Mitchell must be gay. Remember some bint who thought Russell Brand was gay (Kek). Literally just think any lad who is not a football geezer must be a bender.
>>85128810I am the top one, but I have OCD and I like engines, puzzles, philosophy & poetry. Sometimes my behaviour is odd but I know it's me that's different when people look at me strangely.
dreams of glory are merely a fleeting applause
>>85129070how the HELL did you suss this one out?
>>85128852Shit parents, give her a smack and tell her to pack it in
>>85128810Middul, but not unmanageable behaviour, but also at times I can be a bit bonkers.
>>85129195See her dad is trying to be more strict with her. The issue is the school has just decided she is special and needs to be taken to a special class be treated nicely. Once you get labelled as a special kid you get treated differently and more leniently. No more detentions and she can leave class anytime she feels overwhelmed (often). Dad was furious when he found this out that they let her get away with that.
>>85129227Yeah the schools are part of the problem, anyone who's a bit difficult they end up pampering and it only reinforces the behaviour. At this point I doubt she even feels overwhelmed, just knows she can get out of the class by saying she is.
>>85129140If you hang around tumblr women for a bit, you realise they think absolutely every fictional character is gay.Basically it goes: not actively shagging women every five seconds - gayAny close male friends whatsoever -gayAny eccentricities whatsoever - gayMoe from the Simpsons is gay apparently. Who knew?
>>85129247he's a fanook? can't be part of our social club no more
Being over 30 with no kids is extremely cringe and gay desu myself included. Everyone you meet internally feels that "eugh..."
>>85129247>Moe from the Simpsons is gay apparently. Who knew?well, he IS a snake handler.
>>85128920>dad wanted me to become a musician, or a artist, or literally anything else than a computer geek>dad puts ubuntu on my laptop which i play minecraft on>tfw now i spent a ton of time fixing my loonux to play minecraft as a kid>now a computer geek probably going to work at the same tech company he does, have no artistic merit whatsoevernot the worst but :(, kinda wish I grew up as not a depressed shut in autist who couldn't make frens, not having a mother probably also kneecapped me
>>85129123You're not hurting anyone, are you? More power to you, mate. I remember some hugbox comics that were ace, this was a fair time ago, 2017ish maybe 2018 that were knocking about on /r9k/. They were actually wholesome. Keep being you and fuck what anyone else thinks.
Oh, give me cock, lots of cock under batty boys aboveGarn stuff me inLet me ride on the wide Bantu willies that I loveGarn stuff me inLet me be on my back with Deanos to appeaseMy batty getting blown up till I fall onto my kneesSucking cock forever, but I ask you pleaseGarn stuff me in xhttps://youtu.be/vMnLoOnrwbg
Never even ejaculated on a woman's face
>>85129358Corrr, that image reminds me of Sgt. Frog. GOATED anime that is. You remember the old Pee Pee Poo Poo comics? Good Boy Points and all that. Truly the golden age.
>>85129394I have, she got real mad
Wish I didn't move away from home at 18. Thought I needed to get away. Grass is always greener. Always rushing towards the next thing not appreciating what you already have. Pigeons can fly 700 miles in a single day, if they want/need to. Yet they choose to live within small territories of 1 mile or a few miles at most. They live their whole life within that space. There's wisdom in that.
Peak male body, isn't it.
>>85129420Good boy points, them were the days. Delicious cake puzzels/mazes on /b/. You must crack the puzzle or find your way to the delicious cake. Do you remember them?Take me back to 2006 if you ever find a way, please, mate.
corrr, off to a cracking start, that Dark. they've set up a tidy little mystery.bit similar to Stranger Things, mind (they're not getting away from that one.)
Back from a spell on intbrit. Such a breath of fresh air compared to this sad, tired, gaped, incontinent so-called general.I shall take questions until 7:30.
>>85129289honestly just kill yourself at that point.things are only going to get worse as your family dies from old age.
Tatebergs
>>85129540>2006corrr you are an older fren than i.but speaking of mysteries and puzzles do you remember these creepythreads? you'd open up this image in WinZip and it had creepypastas inside.those were always cool. absolutely nightmare to do in Windows, though. Windows, you call yourself an operating system yet you can't even concatenate files?!?
>>85129565yikes. you wouldn't catch me posting photos of myself in a gay club.
>>85129484Looks like big chungus>>85129565Faggots
>>85129587I remember creepypastas very well and I remeber the zips, did you ever get an image that had a creepypastas curse in the metadata? This was before the metadata got stripped by 4chan. The first one I saw, I literally shit bricks. I had opened the image by mistake with a .nfo viewer and there was the curse in the metadata. Oh man, I want to go back nao!
>>85129666>did you ever get an image that had a creepypastas curse in the metadata? maybe i did and i didn't even realise, and now i am cursed.DON'T LOOK AT THIS IMAGE, ANYONE!
did anybody inform the apus about wevin weegan
A marketing foid living life on easy mode went to Japan, got put in detention for ketamine for a few months, made a short documentary on BBC about it and she still has a better life than you. If a man did this, he would have lost his career and everything. Not right.
>>85129763ruining your life and career over some ketamine? hard to imagine.
Smoking a joint knocking back a few beers watching videos of fruties https://youtu.be/tcDaRfNcOXY
Want a girlfriend like that cute rose that works at greggs. Life is so cruel. They don't exist after 30.
about time.
>>85129884You know what pisses me off? Even when these cans come in cardboard, they are often wrapped with plastic to prevent cans falling out the side. I noticed that with 8 packs from Amazon.
>>85129701We don't even get awesome mindfuck images any more. I'm off to watch some more Dark series. I hope you enjoy the first episode, mate. I Herd U Liek Mudkips?
Few things will dry up a woman's pussy faster than hearing a grown man say 'I don't drink water', kinell mate pull yourself together.
They expect me to work in a warehouse to help provide their materialistic lifestyle. They will never do real work in their happy, beautiful lives. If you don't work, you don't get pussy. If you do, you still don't get pussy. I don't see much incentive in working in some shit job until I am too old.
Rewarding Deano by letting him unload his baby batter up my arse and thats how it shoulds be x
>>85129909Yes, babes, they do x
>>85129896and yet they STILL fall out! i stick the tray in the back of the cupboard and take them out in multiples/rows of 4, so that they stay wedged together (they'll sneak out when they're loose, fair enough).but EVEN WHEN they're supposed to be sealed in full, nice and tight, i've opened the outer box to find stray cans.
Should have used the image in case you don't know it. Oh well, here it is.
Why do people defend SSM for having "worked" throughout his life when he himself says he's been on bennies for 30+ years straight?
>>85129900>I hope you enjoy the first episode, mate. see >>85129545
NEET life vs wagie life, that's really all there is to it.
>>85129932Impressive but this scares me what people will do to frame others.
Never, EVER trust a slap head. Simple. Always knew he was a wrong'un.
>>85129915More karaoke less Deano little lid x
>>85129946He would have worked if he could have. He has a hidden disability.
>>85129971equally there goes proof though. like when it was 'deepfakes' and people were going on about making world leaders say dodgy things.crazy to think video footage will no longer be ironclad evidence, that it can be faked, but here we are.
Fried rice and duck tendies for tea, and going to fry an egg as well I think. Works with noodles.
>>85130036>duck tendiesfrom Iceland? quite like the 'scarily spicy' ones, me.
>ywn go to japan>ywn have a girlfriend>ywn have a good career>ywn enjoy life beyond a few material things in your boxroom
>>85130036I've had them before, me and my mum usually have a good browse every other week at iceland they've got some INTERESTING food stuff in and theres always new stuff to try. It's not something i'd have every day but those are very good.
Having caesar pasta salad myself
>go to the local diner with my apuette to split a milkshake>there's a group of beastly apus drinking "woloko">one says loudly he'd like to give my devotchka the old in out in out>give him a good tolchoking in the yarbles whilst his droogs viddy on helplesslythis used to be a family friendly neighbourhood
>>85130062at least you dont have to work a shit job, little lad
Mum said "what are you going to do when we're gone? you won't be able to live here."How am I supposed to respond? She refuses to believe I am mentally fucked and autistic.
As you grow older, what memories of your youth do you have to look back on?
>>85130080True. Working a shit job wouldn't allow me to have the luxury to travel to Japan...especially if I have to rent and pay all my bills on a single income.
>>85130086The birth of my first child
>>85130086The one where my pee pee was sticking out my pants when changing for P.E. and every lad laughed.
Finished reading the Old Testemant recently. Can't say I got much out of it towards the end. Oh well.>>85130086Lots. To be desu, this is partly a problem I think. I do a lot of reminiscing and pointless nostalgia memory lane type thinking. It's all basically pointless desu.
>>85130055>>85130065Yes, duck and hoisin. Love a good iceland browse.Have you lads tried the sticky rib lasagne in the luxury section? I love it.
>>85130086eating at an actual pizza hut restaurant with my wee pals before it went to shit and going absolutely mental at the ice cream factory with toppings
>>85130086Nothing was ever better than playing N64 with my friend Ste in 1998. All downhill from there.
Lollers and/or everyone, you might like this guy's art:http://simonstalenhag.se/just found out they made a Tales from the Loop telly series (based on the role-playing game based on this fella's paintings)
>>85130132No but that does sound nice, I'll see if I can pick one up next time I go. I also rate their curry selection very highly, for the price.
>>85130118does being gay not ruin the Bible for you?
>>85130204It's really nice, but doesn't taste like a normal lasagne. I really like them.
Getting a wuppa nows then getting youtubes on with Deano x
>>85130246No not really. We all just making our way in life.
>>85130586cheaky blowie under the blanket on the cards for deano this evening? keeping it romantic lid x
>>85130095>>85130105>>85130118>>85130135>>85130171Most normal lads have memories of parties and drugs and teenage romance and shagging as a teenager. Ed Sheeran Castle on the Hill reminiscing. For many people, late teenage years are the fucking best years of their life. New experiences, friends, fun, music and sex.
Wantu cocks putting me in nappies in me 40s and it lush
>>85130595fair enough marra.friend has joined a church and started going to mass. she's working toeward reconciliation for her sins, and that includes some Sapphic activity.maybe churches are more modern now, but it is what it is.
UK was so much better before the fucking 2007 credit crunch. Zoomers have no fucking idea
>>85130634>friend has joined a church Cool>and started going to massBleegh. Catholic. >shes working toeward reconciliation for her sins, and that includes some Sapphic activity.Why is Catholicism so fucking in vogue for trendy young women? Seems like since Dasha Nekrasova got into it. Weird. Catholicism is having a wind right now
UK was so much better back when we had proper binmen
>>85130617Well my time wasn't all that. Still, I look back generally favourably. But that is how nostalgia works innit.>>85130634I mean sure I'm always in doubt of my life and lifestyle but most people should be desu desu wa.
Fascinating how different some lesbians are. You get loads of short haired fat lesbians who are butch as fuck. Then you get skirt club lipstick lesbians like Cara Delevingne and it is not even clear they actually are lesbians. Just like a fashion thing. Hard to imagine either of them really into eating minge.
>>85130086I cannot remember my childhood due to mental illness
Never even pissed into it
>>85130701Lesbians aren't real, it's all fake in one way or another.
One shot at life and agoraphobia has crippled me into a useless husk. No friends, no job, never even been on a date.
You played any yet pat? Dayz that is.
Me? Crippling apsolisekolosphobia (Greek for 'fear of not having a cock up your bum).
Imagine having a normal and fun life with lots of fanny and fun
>>85130829Sounds fucking atrocious not gonna lie
>>85130586Get a bag in fuck all that soppy wollocks
Any lads know any good spots where the wantu cocks run free and plentiful? I need to know for a friend who is desperate for said wantu cocks up his arse and down his throat.
The Flamingo land outpost lid x
>>85130847I've heard there's a bottle bank at boots where a lot of bumming happens also try and look for a cake shed in a high trust middle class area big site for bummers as well x
Go cottaging
>>85130847Try going darn to the beehive on blue WKD and hokey kokey nights lots of gay men there lad x
>>85131066What a horrible person he is
>>85131066He thought it was funny
Might get a kebab in fuck it
>>85131248Make sure to ask abdoolah to put extra special sauce on it he knows the score x
>>85131248what type of kebab?
>>85131248dont do it https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce95y1zlzyxo
do you feel in charge ann?
>>85131314I want a cream egg now. You have ruined my night.
>>85131314I wish he would stick those creme eggs up my bum x
>>85131283Will do, hopefully it's creamy garlic.>>85131292Mixed, chicken and lamb on a garlic naan with chips.>>85131301Fine by me, I've probably eaten horse meat at some point, goat is no big deal.
kebab meat on a naan?
Get me on that fucking karaoke xI GET BUMMED DOWNI GET BUMMED AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWNI GET BUMMED DOWNI GET BUMMED AGAINYOU'RE NEVER GUNNA KEEP ME DOWNBumming the night awayBumming the night awayyyyHe drinks a shandy drinkHe drinks a WDK drinkHe drinks a J2O drinkHe drinks a wokkle drinkHe sings the songs that remind him of the bum timesHe sings the songs that remind him of the bumming timesOH BANTU BOYBANTU BOYBANTU BOOOOYhttps://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc
>>85131402Yeah, none of that pitta nonsense. Very rarely you'll find one in a pitta round my area.
>I won't be back to britfeel anytime soon though. Things are looking up in Welper's world x
>>85131314how it started vs how its going
>>85131405Prolapse update?
Imagine sucking it
Imagine smelling it
Imagine lashing it with your tongue.
>>85127790>what's the problem with low birthrates?the entire country is a inverse pyramind scheme with less working age people supporting more retired pensioners with care needs that require gov funding.if there are less working age people around when you become a pensioner because you were to busy funding the pensioners before you instead of having your own children your benefits will essentially be being thrown into the biomass reclemation pool on retirement for the nourishment of imported brown people in the desolate shit strewn field of mud that ingerland would revert to.
Imagine nobbing it
>>85129050kek, reminds me of that retard who nearly beat his female teacher to death for taking away his nintendo switch
>>85131596not him but could pic related solve this problem
>>85131615maybe, but then you're opening yourself up onto full reliance on AI and maybe one company effectively becoming your government.probably the better of two evils though, better to be quickly beat to death by a sentient clanker than smacked about in a care home by a vengeful swahili speaking engineer for years on end until you shit your pants and expire.
Me? Watching the 1966 world cup final full replay https://youtu.be/X7oAsb-vDAg
Gagging on Deano, me. And that is how it shoulds be x
>>85131719Worst britfeel gimmick poster I've ever seen
ESSKEETIT
>>85131719Batty crease update?
pure water
Starmer just thought fuck it and went down the pub. What a lad.
Pure GREEK beer (brewed in the uk, probably)
>>85127319I was a neet and went to uni as a mature student. My social life was about what you would expect. The people telling you there are lots of mature students are fucking lying to you. Obviously the dating elements stayed the same but I imagine if I weren't already locked out, the women my age would pass on me being a part time worker/full time student in my late 20s. Given how the average girl has now been sexually active almost 2 decades I'm pretty at peace with not dating at this point since it just comes of as sad due to imbalance.
Helper picking off crusty cummies off his batty
>one stickWho tf thought this was acceptable lmao. No wonder this piece of shit FLOPPED!
>>85132029You still got to go to campus and perv on the fit and fertile 18 year old slags though
Sega heard n64 has the worst controller and they was like >hold my sake
If you had a blocked nose and someone taped your mouth shut would you die?
I have zero sex drive these days. I can't even remember the last time I masturbated. Could have been a week ago, could have been two, I couldn't tell you.
>>85132079sup m8
>>85132204Thoughts on wantus, sexually speaking? And choccy deanos?
>>85132191you'd burst, like one of those frogs, i reckon.
Corr just noticed they added scooby doo, tom and jerry, looney tunes on itv. Get in there.
Older Scooby Doo cartoons are kino. Proper comfy viewing for an autist like me.
>>85132204Did you delete your porn collection? Not having a libido I feel like must be a blessing. Who really wants to be that sad unemployed man in his 40s wanking all night in his childhood boxroom?
>>85132326Still got a folder full of images. If I went in there something might make the willard stand to attention but I don't have the desire to.
>>85132028Are you drinking beer out of an empty pot noodle?
Lion bar > Toffee crisp
>>85131314In his late late 20s but looks more like in his 40s. Grim little granny killer. Expect he is a nonce too.
Anyone else liberate nice cutlery and glasses from restaurants or just me
>>85132341>a folderOh you aren't a hoarder then.
>>85132300>>85132314do they have Mystery Incorporated? good that, for a modern cartoon.luv the original Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! though.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1784591910550204.mp4
Feel really low worse than other years. I am going to throw all my things away and just larp as a homeless in my favourite youtuber cities.
need to sleep soon. got that Jobcentre appointment tomorrow.you lads ever had the 'confirm your ID' appointments? i've got the three documents, says it'll take 25 minutes. do they spring anything else on you?(pls no bully/tricks)
>>85132341How big is your wantu folder, de lid? 19GB personally
>>85132407Yeah it's Where Are You but only the first 2 seasons. Some reason season 3 never really gets distributed. Then there's the Scooby-Doo Show (70s) where you see Scooby's cousin. I think the rest are animated movies.
>>85132438I don't claim bennies. I rely on mum to put food in the fridge and keep the internet going. I've told her she should try and get carer's allowance or something.
I want a girlfriend but I don't want to be a wagie. Why can't there just be cute, kind and caring lasses that want the bennies lifestyle?
Tango or fanta lads?
>>85132521Both of them are equally gassy shite
Going to watch cartoons now and sleep at 6am.
>>85132456mad how Scrappy is the meme one when Scooby-Dee and Scooby-Dum exist. they are SHITE.
well, time for bed. good night friends
Why no reply to wantu enquiries? Homophobe?
More for the misc binder, oh yeah. Cool artwork on the kecleon, and love the moo moo milk one.Woohoo, going to celebrate with a spliff, then go to bed.
>>85132521Tango
>>85132326Great, then he can be the sad unemployed man in his 40s not wanking in his childhood boxroom
>>85132573Nighty night. Also, sure I looked at the clock a few seconds ago and t was only half 12.
>>85132456Based Scooby Dum rememberer.
Man, some ice cubes and a slice of lemon or lime really elevates a glass of water
Not a single post for over an hour wtf!
>>85133323Britfeel without HHL is finished. Sad!
Came on here to say hi, er but i guess I'll just say bye
Night guard in danger of threadington disappearingtonshire
We at page 6 now
>>85134166Why sage?
corr imagine sucking on those jugs
>>85134186Always do. I have my reasons.
>>85134351Sad little man you are
Katie Price being shared on a coffee table
>>85134363My posts add nothing of value to anyone but me. Why should anyone else be inconvenienced? QED.
huehehe that shut that BIG MAN right up
turkish delight
turkish tealight
two minutes turkish
five minutes turkish
new caravan pls turkish
Might go Bude x
breastfeeding women in bude
Going Bude x
>>85134680You're such a vile creep
had a dream i was on holiday in spain, it was BELTING it down , hail rain the lot, people were panicing and getting to higher ground and sheltering indoors, i tried to book a hotel room but couldnt find the app on my phone.Then i got on a bus anywhere and ended up 5 mins away from the main dropoff point for flixbus in my city, mental.Not going to Spain.
>>85134820>ended up 5 mins away from the main dropoff point for flixbus in my city, but that's no longer in Spainliminal. Lovecraftian, even.
>>85134846All the women on the bus were attractive uni students with figures i prefer, but, I HAD TO GET OUT OF THE RAIN AND HOME!!!
not sure whether to stay up or not. appointment at 11, got my friend mate A ringing me at 9 if my alarms don't go off (picrel, thanks phone very cool.)
>>85134941There's a setting to let alarms bypass do not disturb routines/settings. It's retarded to set it up that way by default, is it a samsung?I had that problem and would have missed my alarm for my flight if i didn't notice it.
In Bude x
>>85134961a cheap Xiaomi. don't have Do Not Disturb on, Clock app has all the permissions, but god knows what's going on under the hood. i can set an alarm for 10 minutes in the future, lock my phone, it'll trigger.then i set a few for the next morning, there's a 50/50 chance they won't go off. at least i caught these errors in the act once, i am NOT crazy.
>>85135127>In BudeProof?
>>85135138this. pic of today's paper + a street/road sign, please.
>>85135165+ a breastfeeding woman in the background
>>85135137good luck laddy
I am not buying a newspaper. A street I can do. And a watch with the date.IS THAT ACCEPTABLE YOU NON-BELIEVING SPASTICS?
Wonder what kind of watch the monster wears
Partial eclipse on the 12 Aug for the UK, get your ISO 12312-2:2015 compliant solar viewing glasses before they run out in a few days as the news starts putting it about.I waited too long last one we had and had to look at the shadows of leaves to see it.
Widemouth Bay car park is now charging so my perving has moved.
Dated receipt from a Bude shop. I will do that.
>>85135229It must be for "Readers wives" or Big Jugs monthly or similar...
>>85135220>had to look at the shadows of leaves to see it.
See? Bude.
>>85135197thanks lad/AI, got these settings changed.suppose i'm awake now. not much sleep, that. not much sleep at all ;_;
Going for a milf sniff in B&M Bude soon x
>>85135244Well it was weird we have large trees out back and as the wind blew during the partial eclipse the "dappled" sunlight through the boughs cast mini eclipses everywehre on the ground, it was quite trippy.It was like 10 years ago, maybe 5? i probably have photo's somewhere on a drive in a drawer..
>>85135250i will accept this.>4930 More Points omd you are so close to your next Morrisons Fiver.
>>85135253Happy to help, hope you make your appointment in time.
>>85135262>i probably have photo's somewhere on a drive in a drawer..yeah, i'm gonna need these photos to see what on earth you're talking about.
An entire day spent indoors waiting for toxic fizzy drinks to arrive. A life well spent.
>>85135307nah im not rummaging, here's a thread about it.old..reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/177uoz9/this_shadow_effect_in_the_leaves_during_the/
>>85135307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jcC7IN35dcthis is what it looks like
>>85135318Its 8 AM, wouldn't call that an "entire" day desu
>>85135283Thanks palerino. I am VERY excited about next fivah.
>>85135326oh my goodness. took me a hot minute to understand what i was looking at here.if you ever do some rummaging, get those photos posted (i'll be here.)
I can see Morrissey posting on here
in actual fact, i'll be going outdoors to buy an energy drink shortly.>>85135284thanks marra x
>>85135346Wow spooky, didnt know this
>>85135407what have you taken?
