Let's talk about astrology here!
>>85128660Fire dominant.Hate retards
Any Earth signs? I'm a Capricorn.
>>85128660I've never had a virgo in my life. Would love to get to know one
>>85128660>most placements in taurus, cancer, and geminiyes i am a manic depressive retard
>>85128825I have an Earth Neptune sign, if that counts. Someone in the last thread called me a psycho based off my chart lmaool.
>>85128831I'm a virgo, aren't post people virgos?
>>85128831I've had bad experiences with Virgos in the past. Would not date one. Though you obviously shouldn't solely rely astrological superstition
>taurus >femalefuck offthe Sidereal Jew is not turning me into a tranny
>>85128849I think there is a high amount of virgos, but for whatever reason I've never gotten to know one. I'm kind of reclusive though
>I have an intersection with the you know what which causes the thing we don't talk about to behave invertedly for the entire duration of its duration. This is science.
>>85128825I'm a Taurus
>>85128660i am arguably the most hated sun sign in the world and i love it :^)>t. born near halloween
>>85128877Nice, my best friend from middle school was a Taurus. Tauruses are based.
>>85128859What trait/reason would you say they have that causes you to have bad experiences? Or is it a trait of your own? Or was it situational? Basically, I just want to know why lol
>>85128861I always heard most people apparently get pregnant around new years because it's cold so you're indoors and there's a lot of celebrating being had. So 9 months later boom! babies. I'm extremely reclusive myself.
>>85128885Thanks bro. I have a good friend that's your sign funnily enough
>>85128883What's your moon sign? Scorpio Suns and Scorpio Moons are both universally hated.
>>85128909>Scorpio Suns and Scorpio Moons are both universally hated.good, they are terrible in a dull and predictable way.
>>85128922>good, they are terrible in a dull and predictable way.What do you mean?
>>85128660I'm water horse. :)
>>85128933what do you think i mean? go back to spreading rumours and talking shit behind people's backs. annoying asf.
>>85128909umm... lemme check my chart rqit says gemini moon here, is that bad?i only ever touched the surface of astrology but i've known people who go more deeply into it, lol
>>85128947>gemini moonits over. if it was gemini sun you would be famous or popular and not even know what 4chan is. i bet you spam the board with "any fembots wanna talk about sexy sex with me? add me on discord"
>>85128922>>85128945on those notes, if i have something to tell someone, i say it to their facealso my uncle who was a scorpio sun too used to come home shirtless sometimes because homeless people would ask him for a penny and he had none, so he'd take his shirt off and give it to themi feel like signs may give you some predispositions but you can choose to fight against them
>>85128909My moon is in capricorn. What are the stereotypes there? I'm new to astrology
>>85128970also notorious liars and can never admit to being wrong/assholes as they are narcissists. lowtiergod is a scorpio.
>>85128969oh i am the king of simps, keki simp for everyone, i just want people to have a nice chat with me here (i'm terribly averse to adding anyone on discord though)>>85128942based, zased even
>>85128888It's likely coincidental and it's a long story (and the first two were my fault partially but it still feelsbadman). But even though I wanted to be friends with them I felt like all of my relations ended up being destructive with them. Barely any good came out of them ultimately and it taught me important lessons about women. I can't say there were any common traits but it felt like a humility ritual dealing with these girls who clearly did not want to keep our friendships going.
>>85128976boring. can work for long periods of time on complex projects.
>>85128969I'm also gemini moon lol
>>85128660Fire signs are based asf and will block you with in two hours
>>85128990bleh, i can lie but it takes so much effort... less of a hassle to just be honest about shit>lowtiergod is a scorpio.ok cool, lolnot like he's a prime example of scorpios but cool i guess, good to know>>85128995i don't blame you, growing up with a virgo mom i've come to realize how neurotic some of them can bethey're very diligent and loyal but the insanity is hard to deal with, at least for me
>>85129034yes i have argued with you before and you are very annoying and disingenuous so it tracks. i doubt you are even black too. doesnt really matter what your response to that is since you can trust a gemini moon/sun regardless.
>>85129051eh maybe im wrong, not too well versed on scorpios anyways.
>>85129062I'm curious, what tracks about it? Also, why would I lie about being black?
>>85128976i consulted with the specialists and i've been told:>opposite of the moon LOL>complete opposite, so a lot of struggling with emotions, your opinions on yourself, instincts>I wouldn't say boring>it's emotional constipation>very secretive and reserved and afraid of extending out>Will Never want to Ask for Help when struggling
>>85129090it just informs your overall personality. you are attention seeking and two faced. you use a trip so of course that tracks, very attention seeking (duh) and two faced since you can just appear as anonymous at any time.
>>85129078maybe? i mean like i said, i feel like these are predispositions and you can choose to fight it or just be like thati'm sure the people you described exist out there, wouldn't be my first time seeing one (though idk if they were scorpios), just not all of them i supposei've been told to be a stereotypical scorpio but i don't exactly fit this bill lol
>>85129108I suppose so, original post
>>85128660I'm into mundane astrology and have been waiting for this Barbault's basket shit (which is happening right now) for months. Where the fuck is the happening
>>85128860also fuck i just noticed the signs are gendered>mfw actually in an astrologically lesbian relationship
>>85128660I like Chinese astrology, much easier to notice patterns for 12 year cycles. I like to wing it and make my own observations
>>85129185I was born at the end of the year of the horse
>>85129206I'm also year of the horse. Do you have any useful knowledge about that year?
>>85129103This all tracks. I do come across as boring to people but it's on purpose, i don't want to show my true self to people. Thanks anon!
>>85128844Was I right? lol
>>85129232Wish I knew more, I'll have to ask my Weixin friend
i had a look around and it seems like the "genders" are actually more so "polarities" than that"masculine" genders project outward, are more dynamic, assertive, take what they want (traditionally fire and wind signs)"feminine" genders project inward, are more introspective, receptive, they draw what they want to them>>85129278aye you're welcome, anonthough... do your best for someone else's sake if you feel like they'll do good by you and want to know you better, won't you?in my experience, the most reserved people are usually the sweetest, it'd be a shame if someone worthy of that came along and were denied it
>>85129417You actually were right on pretty much everything... how did you know?
>sun: Leo>moon: Leo
>>85128660All I know and care about astrology comes from Final Fantasy Tactics and Matsuno's obssession with overcomplicating elemental affinities. It really fucking sucks when healing and buffing spells miss so I read about it more than once while keeping the chart on a side window.With that said, fuck Gemini, Libra, Aquarius and Pisces(male).
>pisces is a female zodiac Bruh
>>85128660Only narcissists could imagine their insignificant lives to be in ANY way related to the positions of our planets. I hope you're just rage-baiting. Also, isn't it a hideously dumb idea since your zodiac sign is determined by the time of birth? So, the time you plopped out of the womb of your mother determines your zodiac sign?!?! So, what about surgically assisted births that might happen to different times relative to the natural birth? Isn't the idea of zodiac signs very silly since the time of birth can vary in many ways? The time of conception is more sharply defined but then again, WHEN exactly dies conception happen? At the first contact of the sperm cell with the egg? At the first doubling of the cell? At the 1024th doubling? You see, dumb ideas can only be answered by convoluted answers and the truth is pretty simple: zodiac signs don't mean shit.
>>85130855To add: the real world is so full of wonders and real mysteries like how the hell do our genes work, in detail? Why are birth defects so rare if you take into account how many steps and moving parts are involved in the early stages of development of new life? How does the mixing of genes and their manifestation in the characteristics of humans work, in detail? There is no fucking need for bullshit nonsense like zodiac signs to live a life filled with wonder and awe!
>>85130855>it's narcissistic to think that something applies to you that applies to every single person who's ever lived
>>85130456Scorpio moon is super moody and defensive but likes to play it cool and tough as a defensive mechanism. It's one of the most obvious moon signs when you see people with it. Pluto is there which makes it super intense, deep, but obsessive.Mercury in cancer talks in a very emotional way, is protective with information due to Cancer's desire for security.This is totally contrasting with the rest, which is almost all fire.Those planets in Leo make you appear manly at least. Hopefully handsome even with that venus. Or maybe it just makes you dramatic and bombastic and showy.All fire signs are similar in that they like to be bold and showy in a way.Aries is individualistic so it likes to make things about itself.Jupiter in Aries makes you feel like your self is huge and expansive, while the North Node (True Node on this chart) makes you "hungry" to explore your individuality. This is also in the 1st house of the self, so it applies that way as well.Sagittarius likes to explore and go far, but sometimes it takes things too far, even though Sag thinks it's just having careless fun.Saturn and Uranus in Sag makes you take these energies far and want to have fun with them, but Saturn is restrictive and harsh and critical, while Uranus is surprising and revolutionary. You likely sometimes go too far when giving surprising criticisms. Possibly explosive.Overall, on the outside you have a bold firey energy, but inside you are a watery emotional person. Because there is almost no air and earth, you are very unbalanced in this way. Those two elements will stabilize your firey and emotional sides.
>>85131253>Those two elements will stabilize your firey and emotional sides.Will? But I can't attain or develop them, lol. My fire energy isn't too prominent, I don't think. My outward personality is more Cancer Mercury and Scorpio Moon.
i dont know much and have nothing to contribute. All im waiting for is the year of the rat. Then it starts
>>85131363Can you post the entire wheel of the chart? It'd be easier.>My outward personality is more Cancer Mercury and Scorpio Moon.Another thing I realized is you have Neptune conjunct the MC/Midheaven. That point is the higher point in the sky, signifying outwardness and publicity, while the opposite, the IC, is the private inner side.So outwardly you are more earthy and tough-headed, more like a capricorn, but Neptune's energy is watery, but really like a mist, Neptune has a spiritual hazy vibe.
>>85131442>Can you post the entire wheel of the chart? It'd be easier.Hai
>>85131504Ah I see. Jupiter opposing the moon makes the moon more expansive. And yeah Neptune is exactly on the MC so your public appearance will always have Neptune energy.Your communication style is With Uranus and Saturn in the 9th house you could easily pick up philosophical and spiritual ideas, probably why you'd be curious about astrologyWith those Leo placements you should be an energetic person, but I think it's because they all have a square aspect to the Moon and Pluto in the 8th house that they are hidden. They clash with your protective, emotional, and obsessive hidden self. Your communication clashes with your self of safety too but also with your Jupiter, making you feel you have trouble communicating.
Would anyone like to give me a reading? Can be as short or long and detailed as you want.
>>85128660Vedic Astrology is the real deal.
>>85132244Why do you have so many placements like my mom. You're probably like my mom. That means you need to lighten up
>>85131253Can you do mine too
i don't know anything about this shit. anyone wanna help me out?
women and men of /r9k/ explain to me why women hate pisces menpisces man here
>>85132686They're stereotyped as manipulative, indecisive, and emotionally unstable. Sometimes categorized as cheaters, liars, and manipulators who engage in mind games or maintain multiple partners due to an inability to commit. Also, some people see them as "bums" who lack drive and fail to build a stable life, retreating into escapism or daydreaming, rather than facing reality.The stigma is exacerbated by gender roles, too. While feminine traits like empathy and sensitivity are often accepted in women, the same traits in men are frequently judged as unmanly, weak, or threatening to traditional power dynamics. Consequently, unevolved Pisces men are perceived as toxic because they struggle to balance their deep emotions with the responsibility and leadership expected of them in relationships and society.
>>85132686they're serial killerst. capricorn
>>85132733>>85132734but that's just a one part of the natal graph??? if you say you are pisces, that means you've got pisces SUN sign, what about the MOON sign, houses and all that shit???pisces means deep, emotional, spiritual, highly logical. NOT cheaters, liars, manipulators that's some foid gibberrish for "my needs weren't met but I won't say which ones"if you foids are so into astrology, why you don't know this? that's very basic stuff
>>85132733>>85132734>>85132816Its crazy. I not only lose in the real world but the spiritual one as well. I dont want to believe in foid slop like zodiac signs but it's very telling.
>>85132686>>85132816They're just messing with you. Pisces are the Gods of astrology. There isn't a star sign more based than pisces. Now go into the wild and get them, champ. No scorpio or whatever faggot will come in your way.
>>85132840cancer hands wrote this>>85132816pisces in any position makes them have serial killer-esque traits. tread with caution......................>>85132824do me a solid and look up your chart and post. i need to make a guess (specifically your house signs pretty pls)
>>85132874I'm a pisces, its why I responded to your post.
I'm a cancer. Can someone give me the blackpill on being a cancer? Please and thank you.
>>85132874No, I'm pisces. You guessed wrong.
>>85132883>>85132899tbf i was gonna write "water sign hands wrote this" but just assumed u weren't a piscesbut also i knew a scorpio could never write this so uhm cancer it is>>85132885I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>85132885Cancer can't be contained. It spreads everywhere. You have an unstoppable force within you. Use it wisely and responsively, Anon.
>>85132885from my experience, you put up a tough front and try to gaslight yourself that shit doesn't get to youit does though, you just don't let it show (and you may never show anyone depending on things)>>85132816>>85132824>>85132840in my experience (and from what another "astrology expert" always told me), pisces are basically fucking insanelike legit chaotic alignment (good, bad or neutral depends on you, but chaotic most of the time)also i realized i forgot to post my own birth chart way earlier into the thread so, here we go
>>85132824foid slop could be true since roman emperors believed that>>85132840f course we are, we have the most vril energy of them all. I am very late pisces man and my moon sign is taurus so I'm basicly as powerful as Adolf Hitler
>>85132916Oh em geeee, sis, that's like sooou true!I'm like, soo chaotic! How did you know??
>>85132929ermagherd sister woahbe careful handling all that chaos :^)kek, seriously though, i had the chance to get to know a few pisces people pretty well and both were like that too so what i was told makes sensei'm sure there are exceptions but most seem that way too
>>85132916cancers are my children i love them dearlyi might shit talk pisces but i have a 50% of also finding them endearing (before wanting to beat them up)scorpios however............. . ,g,.,. g.,ghhh,.h.hhhh.......>>85128844this chart is terrifying yes>>85132929POST YOUR CHART NOW
>>85132966cancers are based, i agreei've dealt with one for the past 12 ish years though, that's why i say this kind of stuffa lot of the cancers i met had this issue, but were deeply emotional (beautifully so)>scorpios however............. . ,g,.,. g.,ghhh,.h.hhhh.......that's right, bring forth the hate!
>>85132992NO POOKIE I LOVE SCORPIOS I LOVE THEMpeople who don't like scorpios are just pussies or fire/air signs who can (and should) explode
any foid willing to give a reading?
>>85132966Calm down, son. It's probably nothing special anyway.
>>85133011oh my god?????????????????????i'm sorry??? you never stood a chance??????>>85133016>pluto 2nd houseso what's it like not having any semblance of money stability in your life ever>sagittarius 2nd housenvm (maybe)>virgo 11th housewhen you lose friends you'd kill yourself(ok tbf there's more than 1 way to read this)but scorpio ascendants look a certain way. like.. dark hair/eyes? hard to describe but google it to see the vibe
>>85133011Ayyy, fellow 18th Marcher.You were born in the morning though.
>>85133034neptuneGPT explain it to me like I'm 5
>>85133010aw fuck you're right, it backfires against you lolwell, i ain't gonna complain about that this time>>85133011>>85133016i will be eagerly awaiting the words of the specialis-->>85133034oh.fuck.
>>85132966>this chart is terrifying yescan you read charts? I need a chart read.
>>85133034>so what's it like not having any semblance of money stability in your life everI'm trying...Okay?!?>when you lose friends you'd kill yourselfWouldn't go that far but yeah.
>>85128660i have the worst chart
>>85132966>this chart is terrifying yesPlease explain
>>85133066>17 years 10 months olduhoh... enjoy your free 2 month vacation, brother
>>85133066Rest in peace. Come back when you're older.
>>85133043the fact you have 6 placements in the 12th house for starters.... um!!! okay!!!so um.. pisces.... pisces pisces pisces.. dear old pisces.....they're hard to spot sometimes, as they can blend in pretty easy amongst the crowd (most water signs can do this, but pisces in particular..)however.. given uhm. your aries moon/mercury/venus it's uhm... ummm... well you got a lot of internal conflict going on. i describe aries as the "i'm doing [x] WAIT nvm i'm bored XDD new thing".. they're never satisfied EVERi could be more in-depth but this is a lot, maybe ask some questions or something in particular?tldr; oofff buddy, lots of challenging positions/signs>>85133046i love water signs i can't help it. they're earth sign kryptonite >>85133054i can do my best!>>85133056>Wouldn't go that far but yeah.whichever house has virgo, is where you are extremely neurotic in lifei have a bad one myself. it sucks balls (especially as a capricorn)>>85133066oh my god male virgos are demons from hellyour scorpio moon might save u however... it's a lot of depth and intensity to your emotions and self-worthalso if any anons want anything from me, pls find sites that also show sign placements in houses/interactions between placements. that's where things get specific and juicy........>>85133071very very intense placements (sun/moon/asc)ur saved tho cuz ur midheaven is capricorn. congrats on winning the lottery
>>85133129im not a male virgo but my dad is one and he is the greatest guy in the world so idk
Can someone tell me my future (I'm 25)
>>85133129Honestly don't know much about astrology but this was interesting regardless. Thanks for the read.>>85133168Congrats, dude. You're the Messiah. Time to follow your prophecy.
>>85133175>You're the Messiah...but I already knew that
here's my chart btw oopsie teeheeanyways if u want a more nuclear read on your life, gimme a chart with house signs (OR PLACEMENT INTERACTIONS IF U WANT SOMETHING SUPER SPECIFIC....)https://horoscopes.astro-seek.com/birth-chart-horoscope-onlinei used this :p>>85133163if ur a female virgo u can livealbeit i gotta say, sun signs don't dictate everything. i just squint when i see male earth signs (from experience)>>85133168actual god complex>>85133016also do you have trauma regarding authority figures, perchance? specifically male figures? could be off base here cuz i can't see any placement interactions to get a stronger take on this..>>85133186called it
>>85133129>they're earth sign kryptonitewell... i have famously gotten along well with tauruses and capricorns, not so much virgos though for obvious reasons but... i mean so long as their neurosis doesn't spill into my life i can be cool with them too lol>>85133168i got this call when i opened your chart, i think it's for you
>>85133129idk, will I got my mommy or should I go celibate?
>>85133202Gimme a real reading though. What are you talking about. Also what is my future like I need to know. Please.
>>85133202>could be off base here cuz i can't see any placement interactions to get a stronger take on this..Unsure what you mean by that but here is a screenshot similar to yours.
>>85133207they make us act up. it's infuriating.but it's ok i love youstop it he has a big enough ego!!!!!!!!>aquarius>>85133210you should go celibate for the sake of everyone elsehttps://astro.cafeastrology.com/natal.phpmake one of these for me and post the section that has all the interactions (like conjuntion, sextile, squares, etc)>>85133243refer to above's link pls! the interactions will help me gauge this better (but that image helps too ty)>>85133221refer to above also but i need an image of your house placements too!! the orig image doesn't have it :-(
>>85133257My chart >>85133168 has the correct houses, no?
>>85133271it's cut off!!! and also it doesn't show the signs + houses :-(GIMME PLACEMENT INTERACTIONS and i can drop hyper specific nukes on you
>>85133279Oh you mean like this?(oriiginal)
>>85133257those?>you should go celibate for the sake of everyone elsewhy would you say that?
>>85133292here are the aspects
>>85133292that's better! but i'm also referring to this if you care to show me :]>virgo midheavenoh my god i'm so sorry. i said earlier but wherever your virgo placement is in hour houses, is where you're most neurotic>10th house>career, ambition, reputationyeouch!!!>>85133317i say that because pisces + aries scary and unpredictable. i'd genuinely take you as the "pump and dump" variety except..>>85133317VENUS CONJUNCT SATURN. you actually value stability and boundaries. which is strange because aries HATES that. uh.. balance i suppose? so i take it back>saturn square neptuneD:jk but i take you as someone who finds spirituality and all this zodiac stuff as nonsense>uranus square lilithdoubly so!ok i take back what i said. nothing here is terrifying. you can live.>>85133343>mars opposing saturn and jupiterthis is so silly to me. do you struggle with finding the balance of maintaining responsibilities and having freedom? especially given squaring uranus.. trouble moving ahead?>asc square sunidentity and public persona bashing it out. there's some conflict there..>chiron square venusDear God. I'm So Sorry. that's mega trauma with love/material possessions
Last attempt at doing this correctly.
>>85133411Yes to pretty much everything you said. Having a job is hard, I much prefer being unemployed. Love has never really been a thing in my life
>>85133421THANK UU UU U >sun square jupitertroubles with indulgence. limit yourself!>moon conjunct marsimpulsivity yet agaainnn.. it also reads to me as someone whose emotions are very intertwined with their passion. likelier to be someone who cries in a fit of passion (rage/joy/what have u) especially as a pisces..>mercury square plutoum.. given the aforementioned. it's very uh.. intense. when you speak, it's cut and dry. you don't mince words, i suppose! >chiron square venusah. this is the true incel placement i see. trauma around love and material goods. my condolences.>>85133440..yeah jupiter opposing your midheaven (MC)the midheaven is your 10th house and is all about work.. so struggles with growth and abundance. actual NEET placement lololo>mercury opposing midheavenstruggling to speak your mind in professional settings? or a split in persona maybe
>>85133517>ah. this is the true incel placementBorn to suffer. I see...
>>85133517Yeah I'm a neet currently. I've had two jobs but not for long and I really struggled.>>85133568I think I have that too. I really want to find someone this year or the next, but I can only find people on discord who are either like across the globe and are attractive or are ugly and close by it seems :/ virgin too
>>85133411will I have my mommy domme tho?
>>85133411hewooo, this >>85133593 is very important to me
>>85133885i'm sorry im a schizo anxious freak irl rn .. 4chinz was the thing to get me to stop doomscrolling for a minute!!!!there is no way to tell truly....... but to get the bad bitch of your dreams as an aries venus..... it will require lots of work...... they can scare the hoes off for sure
>>85133935:( thanks for the reading anywayshow old are you and what cun tree? I see you post often
>>85133964im 25 and american :pi usually come here when i'm miserable (more likely) or bored
>>85133973are you brown? or what brought you here
>>85134003i'm a pasty white womani've been here since i was 16 cuz i was an edgy teenagernow um, idk, it's my comfy board.
>>85134058omg e-girl like in the memes le ebin!! :DDDanyway, have a nice day :p
Dumb retards lol.
>>85128660OMG this is such an Aquarius thing to do girl
is this the woman general thread?
I don't like talking about Astrology because everyone just assumes that tropical is it and never delves into the history and mechanics of astrology so meh
