My friend broke up with his girlfriend last week, and this fucking 24 year old guy with a regular normie life, is now doomposting being forever alone on his twitter like an edgy teenFuck off man this is your 4th girlfriend since we became acquaintedMeanwhile my only prospect of getting a relationship would be to be a fucking tranny and have my ass blown out by other dudes, all because youre 5'10 and Im 5'3
>5'3nigga pack it up, youre incel for life
>>85131413lol That's funny. My friend's 7 year long GF cheated on his ass recently and he started doing the same shit talking about how he wished he was a dead and stuff. Then almost immediately the next week started fucking another girl.But anyway, I'm around your height. We could take turns blowing each other's asses out. Would be more fun than being alone forever.
>>85131413date your friend instead.
>5'6" vs 5'3"
>>85131562Normies really have it so easy man
>>85131562good for him sounds like he got out of it pretty quick.
>>85131802He has a child with her, so he won't ever be out of it fully.
>>85131413Huohuo is so cute!~ I just wanna give her head pats all day
>you will never be huohuo and get headpats
>>85132040it's possible for op lol.
>>85131413>Meanwhile my only prospect of getting a relationship would be to be a fucking tranny and have my ass blown out by other dudesjust become the woman at heart so it's not "other dudes" but "your boyfriend" or "your husband"
OP legit could pull a 5'10 f. he is going to die of snoo snoo