The City of Sunderland edish
I know a lad who lives there.
Keeping it womfy today. Just me and my Deano xhttps://youtu.be/ew_c5ewoVQk
Morning de lats, morning de latsIt Tuesday x
Got 24 cans of coca cola original taste coming today thanks amazons
>>85136092I concede, this shall be the new thread. Just found that pic of Ed quite funny.
He is literally a reddit moderator fucking LMAO, for the GreenAndPleasant subreddit - a general far left sub.
>>85136116Didn't you literally only get 24 cans yesterday
>>85136136This is what I imagine Lollers looks like
>Ann Widdecombe murderedPolice, Starmer and Home Sec immediately released that it was a white male suspect but that there was no indication it was politically motivated. Starmer and police commissioner personally told Farage that it was a 'burglary gone wrong'. Either gross incompetence to identify the obvious motive (guy literally had news clippings pinned to the wall in his council house of Widdecombe and other Reform/right-wing people) or brazen and unapologetic lying to the public.>Shrubland Hall incidentPolice launch counter-terror investigation specifically related to "extreme right-wing terrorism", Starmer tweets full support publicly same day about tackling anti-muslim hate and combatting the 'far-right'. Home Sec said the police response "undoubtedly saved lives". Turns out to literally be nothing, almost everyone released without charges, a few face-saving charges for two men in their 60s owning 'extendable batons and a taser' which was found in their homes after an extensive search. Conveniently moved the news cycle on from Ann Widdecombe. No walk back, no apologies, no corrections.
>>85136136>GreenAndPleasant subredditand their discord
>>85136104And that's how it should be lad. None of this funny business with Deano fucking off out all day.
Who the fuck is Ann Widdecombe
>>85136123Not OP but, I didn't see the image. Could you post it again please?
>>85136167Here lad. Behold our new Foreign Secretary.
>>85136152>Shrubland Hall incidentWhy do they let events like that take place but countries where they aren't totally backwards but still muslim ban it outright? Doesn't make sense to me.
>>85136182phwoor nice pic that
>>85136182I imagine he's serenading Jo.
>>85136114MORNIN DE LIDYEAH IT'S THE MORNING DA LODOH YEAH THE MORNING DE LUDMORNIN DENLIIIIIIIIIID
>>85136184Well Saudi Arabia, Iran, Russia and Central Asian countries have banned ijtema, but I don't think anywhere else has. Those are generally well-put together countries, moreso than places like Iraq and Afghanistan and so on, albeit not as much as places likes Oman, UAE, Jordan etc. But it is a well-known phenomenon that muslims in Britain are considerably more hardline than the general ummah. Just another lovely benefit of Diversity!
sandwiches = madebook chapter = readbins = emptiedbreakfast = eatenive been productive so far
https://www.reddit.com/r/women/comments/1v1uqkl/have_any_of_you_ever_dated_an_incel_before/
>>85136150Lollers had blonde hair and no facial hair
No such thing as a gay incel.Garn, book a bumsesh x
>>85136248Fucking get it up ya x
Can't really date an incel can you?
>>85136150You are correct. >>85136242So are you.
*wonders if anything will be delivered today*It would be nice, but getting the kellog's card yesterday was great.
>>85136272Fuck off ya dirty nonce cunt
Martin from Homes Under the Hammer gives me massive autist vibes. Anyone else?
>>85136297Post a picture of him. I don't own a TV.
We will be heading for more 1970s socialism lads. Rolling blackouts, 3-4 day work weeks, rubbish piling up in the streets, nationalised trains, buses, utilities and rent controls/price freezes.Remember the 70s? Ask anyone who lived through them. They were LUSH and it's going to be LUSH again oh aye x
>>85136303Can't tell from a picture, it's the way he speaks and acts. He's a fucking psycho.
>>85136311They weren't very lush in Northern Ireland. Me mum has some mental stories but then again her family was in the IRA.
lollers is a psycho, he has multiple convictions for violent crimes
>>85136297i thought he was closeted gay
>>85136311ok , now get a job
>>85136318He was obviously being sarcy lad
Garn shop for some more milk and lubey wubey after this wuppa x
Another Welper Waraoke sesh xThe race is on to get stuffed in his bottomHis arse is raised high and his nappy rottenGiving is good, Welp Welper needs gettingWhat's driving him is big Bantus I'm betting(I said-a) Who do you think you are?(Do you think you are?) oh, oh, oh(I said-a) Who, some kind of batty star?(You have got to) oh, oh, ohTwerk it, shake it, pump it, gape it, how do you like me arse?Spunk it, use it, hump it, spooge it, show me how good you areTwerk it, shake it, pump it, gape it, How do you like me arse?Spunk it, use it, hump it, spooge it, show me how good you areHe's swelling out in the wrong directionYou've got the bug, Welperlid you've been bittenYour anus blowing out far too longClimbing the snake of the Bantu, but you're wronghttps://youtu.be/-YriinrRGug
HHL spend the night getting wissed in a tenthttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/tripcode/%21%2153i4YrndgQA/
unlike spam mong, hhl is actually entertaining
>>85136374Glad i'm not sleeping rough in 2026
>>85136371Get that on the wokkle bank playlist lad
Black twitter/tiktok has just discovered a 'finance hack' called disputing charges to your credit card. Someone pointed out that you can go to a restaurant or a shop or whatever and rack up a big bill, then dispute the charge with your credit card company and if you kick up enough fuss (read: be an utterly shameless victim, gee does anyone know if black people are any good at that??) they'll knock off the charge.How wonderful. A system which relies on people not being totally sociopathic insolents comes into contact with 'the black community'. Cooorrrrr.
>>85136395Don't you get blacklisted if you do it fraudulently? Not setting themselves up for much later on in life if so...
>>85136319You are correct I have been arrested more than once for acts of violence and I have been convicted and been punished. I have served my time now that was set by a court of law.
Lads in school did your teachers make you copy the textbook word for word? That's basically how 95% of our lessons went. Turn up, sit down, textbooks and notebooks out, turn to page whatever, copy the paragraphs from textbook into notebook. Rinse and repeat for each subsequent lesson. Fucking mental how schools are even a thing and have the prestige they do at this point lol.
>>85136403In theory yes, in practice not so much. If you really do just kick up such a fucking stink about it and get needlessly indignant a lot of the time they'll just give you what you want to make you shut up. If the bills aren't egregious either e.g. under 500 quid per item, then the fuck do they care either? They won't bother to drag you to court, especially not in the UK where even basic hearings are on a 10-15 month waiting list and costs are hundreds of pounds per hour. They have the option to blacklist you but you can just drag them into arbitration and it's on them to prove you did things fraudulently and meanwhile all their legal fees are covered by the taxpayer.The system ultimately relies heavily on people not being absolute pieces of shit and deciding to abuse it. Works well when you're a nice high-trust homogeneous Northern European nation, but outside of that specific societal context it's open for rampant petty abuse.
>>85136406working class people go to state school and learn obedience upper class people to to public school and learn leadership and incitive. i was told to copy the board though
>>85136406Not that I can recall, the teachers were quite high effort at my school in, I left in 2013 I think.
>>85136349Get us a double decker, a can of euroshopper energy drink, and a packet of hobnobs
>>85136414not him, were to taught to learn for yourself or did the teacher ultimately tell you what was right or wrong
Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing... The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?
>>85136419was meant for>>85136415what am i like eh?
Didn't know the IRA had an Indian division.
Love my siblings, but they're really caricatures of shitlibs, it's quite embarrassing really.
>>85136419>were to taught to learn for yourself or did the teacher ultimately tell you what was right or wrongThe teachers were very helpful... Apart from the Geography teacher (fuck you fatty) and the Science teacher (Ginger prick), I was in the thicko set for those two lessons because they bored the life out of me. It was a blend of both really, the teacher wouldn't just give you the answers that defeated the point.
Ex missus ex-boyfriend was in the IRA, got their front door kicked in by rival drug dealers they put him in hospital for months then she decided to make a clean break and left Ireland.Never actually like her, just wanted to fuck someone regularly who had nice jugs...I'm a different man now, not proud of that phase of my mental illness, being a cock.
just liberated some items from a couple of different supermarkets. not proud of it, but that's just what happens when you have no money.
>>85136466What did you steal anything useful
Did the thing just now, mePhwoarX
Pier Paolo Pasolini 101? Don't mind if I do.
Yeah a lot of people romanticise the IRA for one reason or another but really they were just a mafia that did mafia things and occasionally lent their services to a few very politically motivated activists as a paramilitary force. Once the politics got resolved (to the extent it did) they just kept being a mafia and doing mafia things.
Why does he impersonate HelperLad? I don't get it
Really interesting one that just came up for me https://youtu.be/bWnhtqDJwIU
>>85136497It's HelperLad's alter ego. HelperLad is known to have had intimate encounters with men before. He had an STD scare from getting shafted by some boomer at a working mens club.
>>85136495Wrong tbqh. IRA was a necessary army. They gave up their arms and reinvested into their communities, whereas the retard prods did the exact opposite.
>>85136472mysterious
>>85136497It's all part of le big winning de lad, normies wouldn't understand.
>the IRA gave up their arms and reinvested into their communitiesoh lawd im laffin
>>85136504I heard the working mens clubs doubles up as a gay swingers club, I bet he got the dates mixed up.
I thought the IRA were the protectors of the community? Now it comes out they're just drug dealing scum, kek. Up the ra, and get a free 10ers white when you buy 2 brown.Were the kneecappings just taking out rival dealers?
HelperLad is gone though.>>>/int/223226906he had.a.classic late night posting sesh yesterday evening. just not here ;_;
>>85136499Sounds nordic they love their cars up there
>>85136540Which is odd, /int/ bans you for anything. You're unlikely to get banned on r9k for most subjects. He used to be the UK Chairman, now he hides in a tent.
where is my post?
>>85136547Don't know mate, what did it look like?
>>85136547Think you left it a bit further up? Deploying some Apus to help you find it
>>85136546>/int/ bans you for anything. some of his spam was deleted. his "HEIL FUCKING HITLER xx" type posts. doesn't look like he was banned though. or at least, the jannies/mods left his blog posts about aliens and him sleeping in a tent.
>>85136546>now he hides in a tenthahahahahah
>>85136527They really did though. The Failte is huge and much more positive than burning bonfires, plus they built a bunch of Irish language schools and generally have much more going on than shitty prod areas. Obviously there are still shitty nationalist slums but better overall.
>>85136536IRA then isn't same as IRA now, and there are a lot of offshoots. Most of the drugs are coming in through foreign nationals anyway. UDA is more into that than IRA but I can't deny that a lot of local paramilitaries are scum.
>>85136540But he's obviously been posting here a lot too off trip so what does this prove exactly?
https://youtu.be/hl68EqjQklESEASIDEUPDATE.He out having a few cheeky jars x
>>85136573which posts do you think are his?
Have a 1:1 with my manager at half past lads. Wish me luck x
>>85136580corrr we all have scary appointments today.ganbatte friend.
47 months no betting shop
>>85136578Not saying any ITT right now are his, but if you go through the lorechives and look at late night posting he'll be the one making 'innocuous' comments vaguely defending himself when someone posts a random 'LOL SEAN SUCKS WILLIES' type of post. He'll come along and be all like 'nah he's a good lad, you give him too much grief'. It's so painfully obvious.
Corrr, Credit Union is paid off in a few weeks and that is 100x lush.
>>85136585You believe this? LOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>85136580Just saying everything's great lad and if they're not great say they will be great very soon. At half past I'm speaking to some mong who can't understand a data table I created because he's mixing up numbers that are percentages with numbers that are in millions. Daft as a brush.
>>85136595Of course not LMAO. He was probably in the bookies this morning.
>>85136441I've got a sibbo who's a vegan with a bunch of gay friends and stuff, and one who's borderline conservative but closeted.And then there's me, the Joker baby!
>>85136601>>85136595I love how the Irish say horse. Harse. Corr look at them harses.
>>85136587you'd have to have a single digit IQ bracket to not see it desu
Alexa+ is funny, "You have a parcel due to arrive today">What is it?"its the <item> that arrived yesterday at 2:33pm">Then i can be having it delivered today if it arrived yesterday can i?"Quite right, the notification system is having a moment">ok then"right you are"Better than 70% of interactions with randoms.She just needs a hot android body and ive got my next GF.It's this easy.
Should I play Disco Elysium, yay or nay?
>>85136136This is basically Budelad too
>>85136624Play Outer worlds 2 instead
Ireland is such a twilight zone of a place. Imagine being locked in a viscous conflict for hundreds of years, because some people are a slightly different variety of the same Celtic-Anglo mix that everyone else in the British Isles is, and follow a slightly different version of Christianity.Has anyone told them that real foreigners exist, and they aren't Irish or Christian at all?
Should I play Deano Upmebum, yay or nay?
>>85136624Found it kind of cringe, and unnecessarily grim.It's very "I'm in uni and I just discovered politics" tier.
>>85136624Yay>>85136628Nay>>85136633Yay
Tates looking proper alpha male and that x
>>85136637The absolute state of those two lol
>>85136624i gave up on it. weird China Mieville writing, just wanted it to be the plot in plain English.
Proper miss are Charlie lads x
>>85136651didn't know who he was when he was alive.
>>85136651We're ALL Charlie Kirk here and we're carrying the flame x
There's a comedy in the fact that the creators of Disco Elysium are commies who don't believe in money, and they got screwed out of the profits to their game
>>85136651looks like somethign that would come alive when ai takes over
Got that Wizza Wistorante in the ovens oh aye might go cottaging laters x
>>85136651Why have they made him indian?
Bloody bastard benchod liberals, forcing goat fuck bastard bish dead bloody babies, it not bastard on.
P bored rnX
>>85136667Prefer a Chicago town myself.
>>85136547royal mail has been dogshit for me for last month or two, 1st class and its taking 10 days to turn up. different senders etc
mad to think haiti was scotlands top scorer at the world cup
>>85136678go to the parcel lockerthere is something waiting for youx
>>85136628>>85136634>>85136636>>85136643cheers lads. Never played it but PC Gamer is always raving about it. Makes sense as they're a bunch of raging lefties and by the sounds of it there's some politics involved.
>>85136678Hey don't be so down, turn that frown upside down, but there's no frown, just a p, turn it upside down and reverse the image, and you're now b bored. Corr a modern miracle right there.
We all waiting for that postie in life.
Mental how The Shield was able to show a man getting raped in the mouth on network telly. Corrrr, good times.
>>85136689Doesn't seem poorly made, as of such, but it didn't resonate with me.Within like an hour you're talking to a big black man, who is telling you he belongs to a superior "haplogroup", and I'm like "this is just twitter race arguments: the video game".
Bought Helpers Bantu Bad Boys off steam and am puzzled how I get through level three. I'm running out of nappies before lunch, got barely any semen left and my arsehole dilation status is at 90% before I've even cleared the first two packs of Bantu Bad Boys. I've tried drinking the Brasserie lagers under the stair well at the care home but by the time I get home to my Deano I'm too exhausted and he beats the shit out of me and I get a GAPE OVER lose condition. The realistic Sunderland is a highlight of the game though.
>>85136724You need to find the half-used lube that's behind the biffa bins. It doesn't spawn until around half way through wave 2, If you use it it will reduce dilation by 50% which should see you through to wave 3.
>irrigation in toilberg today>attempt to turn off water connection in the ground>turn handle>it turns>disconnect hose>smacked in the face with a 20ft fountain of water >the handle has rusted in half and i only turned the broken half >try to attach hose again to stop the water>i get even more soaked >finally turn whats left of the rusty lever>drenched head to toe >get home>"There is moisture in the USB port">fucking wolloxThankfully pointing the super turbo power fan at it for 15 minutes has removed the dreaded rain drop icon on muh phone, was in a bit of a rotten mood there when the phone was fucked but ive cheered up now de lids
does this explain why he was shitting blood that one time?
anon - 1H2O - 0
>>85136148No, but I got the idea off of that anon
>>85136708lowkey wish i could be a postie but alas it wouldn't work with me IBS
>>85136795It would be ok in a nice little village (postman pat style), or cool if having to deliver to remote places, but just walking around cities and towns would be boring, and get tiring.
>>85136807Absolutely. I was thinking Anglesey.
The new labour government will not be kind to are Sean.
might sleep now. was considering visiting mate A at the hospital (she often suggests this) but her work's been chocka dealing with patients.wish i did more outside while it was back to 'normal' social anxiety, tbqh the pills were doing all the heavy lifting but oh well. if it works, it works, that's what i always say x
>>85136826Fucking creasing at this lad, good post kek
Disco Elysium: coppedI'll report back later
>>85136848Oh, you're in for a treat. One of my favourite games. Hope you don't mind copious amounts of dialogue.
>>85136826>long neck action. OK, you got me, I laughed. Feel kind of sorry for him, he wanted to be 4chan famous, and he got it, just not how he wanted.
>>85136866do you feel sad that you don't get credit for hacking 4chan last year?or is it not about the fame?
>>85136826This tops even helper and the battyboy kek
Do gay men still go cottaging these days? I suppose they all have Grindr and scruff now so they can just turn up at each others houses and fuck.
Lollers is sound fuck off little lad.
>>85136888>Do gay men still go cottaging these days?Just ask one, lad, I'm sure your dad would be happy to give you the goss
Crafty, I'm ready to DayZ.
>>85136888They shut all the good cottaging spots.
August Ames corrr what a rose
Spaffed just now meI do finkX
Stoved in by a Lefty Spacker.What an ignoble end.
>>85136883If I did hack 4chan last year. I didn't. Why would I feel sad about it? The question should have been. Am I proud of it? And I don't seek fame, I always try to contribute when I can.
>>85136942Drove 400 miles back and didn't think to get rid of the murder weapon until he got home? Hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>85136965this whole thing is kinda sus. You think they just pinned it on some mongo?
>>85136942Fractious little man beats a 78 year old woman to death with a hammer. Brave and fearless, let's see how well he stands up to men in prison. Or bends over, whatever.
>>85136990I reckon he got paid or blackmailed into it by another lefty
>>85136910OK, what you wanting to try, nice and easy with traders and hourly money added to the server account, or cold struggle no trader, but things are all over? I'm on a cold one now, but sort of on a run to get to a difficult bit where a friend is waiting (he likes to speed run stuff almost). The cold one is a struggle at first, but good. But could also do with starting one at the same time, then can loot stuff. But the struggle is good, fighting cold. It's up to you.
half the lefties you see at marches are police or police informants. I used to attend antifa parties in wales to gather info for the police, 200 quid a tip after 6 months.t. police informant
>>85137022it's well known that they pay drugs addicts and no-lifers, and then bus them into "marches", so it looks like they have greater numbers than they do.
If you look at Hope Not Hate's archived page on Ann Widdecombe it really is fucking insane that they think it's okay to basically nudge-nudge wink-wink to all their deranged leftist activist types that it's okay to target people because of the most banal opposition to their progressive totalitarian gay race communist worldview:https://web.archive.org/web/20260710183127/https://hopenothate.org.uk/chapter/who-is-ann-widdecombe/I read through the whole thing and after every "example of hate" they list I'm just like ...okay? Is that it?You don't have to agree with everything she said but she's very obviously not some virulent psycho advocating for the eradication of gay people or whatever. Her opinions are nuanced, broadly sensible and grounded in her genuine faith which she espoused consistently as a moderating and loving influence.Now that some insane antifa type has gone and fucking brutally murdered her they just take the page on her down>Mission accomplished lads, take the page down we don't need it any more.These people need to be fucking locked up. But instead they're getting drafted into government yet again.
Quite enjoying this Chainsmoker Cat anime. Quite like how unapologetically degenerate it is. Is smoking getting a big resurgence in Japan or something?
>>85137039doing the rounds on twitter is the fact that she apparently once supported the idea that female prisoners should remain handcuffed while in hospital to give birth (caveat: they remove the hand cuffs when the actual birth is taking place, and put them back on afterwards).I'm like "okay?". Is that an untenable position to take? Maybe a little silly (a highly pregnant woman is going to have a hard time running away), but you see the logic at least. Who gives a shit?
Wizza necked might get on them jars with Deano in a bit x
Did Anne die a virgin de lids?
>>85137027Accurate, most of my tips were concerned with drug offences and identifying the ones that wouldn't mingle, some of them were no doubt up to more than marching and involved other crimes.I stopped because some fat bird recognised me from a march she was on in London when i was visiting mates who were all wearing ties, she didn't like that, i just said it was a school reunion, she asked where i went to school and i called her a class traitor and she wobbled off.
>>85137065You aren't still informing the police now, are you...
>>85137067He can tell them everything. I want the state to have to endure the banality of the shit that people here say every day>and then the one of them called the other a mongo again>no, I think they're probably not terrorists...
>*kicks in door*>Madam, MADAM!>*screams in the face of a terrified old lady*>I'M HERE TO DEFEND DEMOCRACY MADAM!>*pulls out ball-peen hammer*>I'M ON THE SIDE OF LOVE!>*begins attacking terrified defenceless old lady*>HOPE NOT HATE! HOPE NOT HATE!>*bludgeons her skull in 21 times*>STOP RESISTING YOU ARE HITLER!>*stands over her twitching corpse, her head a pile of red mush and bone*>HAHA YESSS! THANK GOD I'M A GOOD PERSON!
>>85137064I assume so yes; she was open about her position that sex should be reserved for marriage and she never married.
>>85136576Slave to the beer. Sad!
>>85137067Technically, no.I did work on a team to train a llm for a company that works with a police force to log social media, it wasn't a new thing they've had tools like than for years but they wanted to see how using AI could improve filtering and make more readable and concise reports based on a rule set. I just did part of the data preperation which used testimony from court cases and judgements. That was three years ago, been a neet since.
She died how she lived, not a bad way to go.
>>85137076getting JFSCobra vibes ngl
>>85137062You and me both lid I been fancying a few jars myself
>>85137102Not sure she lived beating herself in the head with a hammer tbqh but maybe I've missed something
Going for a walk on my treadmill, fed up of being a fat fuck, treadmills are as cheap as fuck in the summer btw lads.
>>85137076Wonder how long he will last in prison until he ends up becoming a batty boy for an Abdul
>>85136576Lovely day for a few jars in't it. He been grafting all his life, he deserve a couple beers.
>>85137125good ladI'm down 7lbs in the last 10 days from the old diet milkshakeswe smashin it
>>85137129Bet he shows up feeling super hard, and then when word gets around he beat a woman in her late 70's to death because she was mildly homophobic, things aren't going to go well for him.
>>85137094There's a substrata of men in this country for whom alcohol is literally their lives. They're not actual typical alcoholics though, not really, not in the way people mean when they say the word. They just do not do anything other than drink in their personal lives. A few have jobs, many do not, all are overweight and ruddy-faced and all have something 'off' about them when you talk to them, like they're not all there or not particularly cognisant.
>>85137152He'll have been a leftpol poster, sod all to do with us.
Wonder what deliveries Blad had had recently. On a side note, anyone remember the Channel 5 soap opera Family Affairs? Good theme tune.
It's crazy that there's basically zero downsides to executing violent criminals and if you just keep doing it again and again society eventually effectively turns into paradise but we can't because leftists control the government and legal systems and oppose doing so because they 1) want violent criminals terrorising normal people and 2) oppose it because it would mean not as many white people were killed compared to non-whites and that's unacceptable to them.
>>85137144"Actually the muslim prison gangs don't care about that, but they'll still beat the shit out of him because he's white."
There's no way that ice cream vans actually make money, right? I mean they're driving around constantly which means petrol and running onboard freezers which means more electricity which means more petrol, and the most I've ever seen going for an ice cream on my road is two people, with ice creams anywhere between 2-5 quid. The numbers just aren't adding up to me.
Either way he's getting his arse blown out in prison classic hhl style
>>85137196He's not going to have any friends. The white prisoners aren't going to take a shine to someone like that either. They've probably all got homophobic mothers.
>>85137216They sell drugs lad
>>85137216I thought it was obvious that they all doubled up as mobile drug vans, no?
>>85137216What if they're selling weapons grade uranium to just 2 people per street? It's not cheap, that weapons grade uranium, you know.
>>85137216There's something a bit dodge about ice cream vans, right? The companies are probably fronts for something.
>>85137216This guy was the same guy I used to get ice creams off after school for years.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-26788648
>>85137216I never see then drive around any more, they just post up at a kid's park and wait.
There's an ice cream van that always pulls into a cul-de-sac down my road, stays for about five minutes, turns on the music a bit, and leaves. I have no idea why. He's clearly not selling anything.
Now THAT was a certified britfeel post, well done lad
Haven't seen an ice cream van in over 20 years.
>>85137259Speaking of, there's also a park right around the corner, that I never see them go to. What is going on with ice cream vans?
>>851371863 on the way for me my lid. Should arrive this week.
>>85137277Nice one. Care to share what they are? Just did quite a big American purchase myself. Might buy an extra multi-region player again soon just in case.
How does one even become an ice cream man? It's definitely one of those industries that's secretly controlled by gyppos or something, isn't it? Like carnivals.
>>85137216There's one that drives around my area. I've not single person buy anything from him. It's the match of the day theme tune as well which is annoying because I've heard it a trillion times with that prick riding around my street. Also his black hands serving ice cream puts me off as well x
>>85137291the one near me used to play hitler's only got one ball
>>85137259Very lollerscoded behaviour
Makes me want to go back there https://youtu.be/tHBVMx30wzI
>>85137285A few big hitters knocked off the list. Flying dragon, deadly arts (called G.A.S.P fighters over here) and some daffy duck game which I forgot the name of.
>>85137386>some daffy duck gameIs it the space one? I remember there being a couple of Daffy Duck platformers.
>>85137386Duck Dodgers? That one's decent. I need to crack on and buy a power cable for this super Famicom I've got. You know if there's a preferred seller for this kind of thing (apart from the one in France that Reddit suggests)?
>>85137142I have a big tub of chcolate protein, 1 scoop a day. But i need to have a big shit first or order a chinese for them loose bowels powers.
Do you have Rocket: Robot on Wheels, chip? That's a super high quality N64 platformer that never quite got the attention. The developers went on to do those Sly Cooper games on PS2, I think.
>>85137438Should be having fibrous snacks my lad, get some apples in
>>85137426There's a Donald Duck game called Quack Attack or Going Quackers, depending on region. That's a half decent Crash Bandicoot clone that that was on about five different systems at the time. Probably what you're thinking of.N64 also has a Taz game, which was a Euro exclusive, because apparently the American version just didn't work and they didn't have time to fix it. You try to run the euro version on an American system with work-arounds, and it just doesn't boot. I think that's the only N64 game where that is the case.
why arent animals arsed about humanfags cutting their bollocks off
I've become convinced over the years that free will doesn't exist and that any notion we have that it does is just a weird kind of parasitic prefrontal cortex illusion of consciousness sitting on top of the actual decision making processes that go on underneath and which are themselves governed by physical laws which behave in predictable ways. If you had the computing power to perfectly model a brain and all environmental stimuli it would receive then yes you literally could predict exactly what it will do down to the atom.A subset of people who agree will say that sure we don't have free will but it makes things easier if we act like we do, but this entirely misses the point as well, you don't choose how you act you really are just along for the ride it's just that it *feels* like you can act of your own volition.
>>85137486Not much they can do about it is there
>>85137493run away i would
>>85137426Yeah that's it Duck dodgers starring Daffy Duck just looked it up. >>85137437Just found one for you that's in the UK it's 11 quid, you can email the seller if you have any questions about it. https://www.oldskoolconsoles.com/product-page/acc-retro-console-psu-uk-only>>85137449Sadly not. That's quite an expensive game I would like that in my collection though.
>>85137493>FUCKIN ELL ME BOLLOCKS ARE GONE! WHERE ARE THEY?!?
Garn get on that wortnite a bit and keep it private x
>>85137510Is this likely to be a higher quality cable than the one on ebay I'm looking at? Buying off ebay is slightly less of a faff.
>>85137379Is that a host link?
Lads, a reminder that even a little bit of exercise is better than none at all and has real health benefits. It's fucking mad to see friends/family members die in their 40s and leave behind a kid.
>>85137544But I'm scared of exercising and embarrassing myself in front of normies
Genuinely starting to hit me that Ann Widdecombe is gone. Hope the murdering gay commie who did her in rots in a cell
>>85137561That's fair, honestly I think that's what stops most people from getting their exercise in. But you can find ways around it if it really bothers you. Exercise bikes, treadmills, rowing machines, weights and pull up bars are actually fairly cheap all things considered and let you exercise at home.
>>85137544I do walks almost every day. I need to start doing a bit more than that tho, methinks.
>>85137580Not even like I really thought she was some great figure. I'm rw but don't consider myself a conservative, still, she was a very milquetoast person at the end of the day and yet she still just got fucking brutally hammered to death in her own home by someone who got radicalised by HNH, and then the police and government just fucking blatantly lied about everything and also begged everyone not to make it political while at the same time exploiting it for political gain.The degree to which the government and official institutions very obviously hold the British public in contempt does actually concern me. It sounds pretty fucking gay to say it, but it's true. Things should not be this way.
>>85137537Not sure if I'm being honest. This guy is a reputable console modder in the UK I don't think he would sell tat in his store. I also sent my NTSC NES to be RGB a modded by this guy a few years ago and he did a good job of it. I've just looked at that one in France and I think that one looks a little bit more premium for a few quid more I think it's worth it. https://en.retrogamesupply.com/products/power-supply-for-nintendo-super-famicom?variant=732257011
>>85137621did you hear the man had pictures of Farage all over his walls, and they apparently showed Ann's house on a news program five days before?
>>85137651Don't worry lad, the Devon police commissioner and Starmer himself both called Farage to tell him it was a burglary gone wrong. Also don't worry that the government cut Farage's security outfit by 75%, forcing Reform to cover the costs themselves, nothing to see here.
Have been roped into hanging some wallpaper later lads, fuck me not looking forward to it.
>>85137647I'm looking at another one on ebay, cause he's UK based.I get really bad choice paralysis. Maybe I'll just get the French one.
>>85137473Nah, I had quack attack de lid. I'm thinking of the duck dodgers game. Also there was Donald Duck PK duck and Taz: Wanted but that was PS2, Infrogrammmes if I remember.
>>85137707There was a bunch of Loony Tunes games on PS1. I think Bugs Bunny and Road Runner. Probably played both of those at some point when I was a kid. And then there's Loony Tunes on GB which is pretty good actually. It's a Sunsoft game.
>>85137717I played so much Looney Tunes Racing. Don't know if it was any good, but I played a lot of it. Think I rented it from Xtra Vision and never brought it back.
>>85137531Going on that Hell Let Loose, really good game, shame it's not crossplay like Fornite.
I have over 8000 volumes of manga on me Google Drive. Corrrr, it lush. Have I read any of them? Nope.
eating lots of sugar again, I'm speedrunning to diabetes
>>85137998be carefulit's badd
How many wanks it too many wanks in a day?
>>85138022three wanks, goes down to two at 30+.
>>85137357That wasn't me. I see them too when I walk around country parks with my friends and/or girlfriend. I believe they have to apply to the council to get a licence to trade. I thought a clever lad like you would know this.
>hit a certain age>start getting friction burns on your willy if you overdo itNo one told me this would happen.
>>85138072just keep pushing through the pain until your willy skin becomes super tough and resilient.
Now I think about it, I spotted 3 ice cream vans in the country park on Saturday when I went and watched "Shakespeare in the Park, Twelfth Night". They must have made a killing, all 3 vans had queues.
Is this even the same guy? Looks completely differenthttps://i.dailymail.com/1s/2026/07/21/13/110084761-15993127-Joshua_Kerry_28_who_has_been_charged_over_the_death_of_Ann_Widde-a-24_1784637103585.jpg
>>85138070like that Limmy sketch about going on the swings, could you use your gf as an excuse to buy ice cream from a (licensed) ice cream van?
Wifeberg still at work so cooking's on me ffs
>>85138150The fuck? No way I'm not schizo enough to entertain the idea that they swapped him. That's like batshit central asian soviet nonsense.
>>85138177Similar here lad, but we both want something easy and filling so I've defrosted some sausages and they're in the oven right now, also caramelised some onions and we've got some cucumber, tomatoes and onions to chop into a salad. Hotdogs and greens, it's gonna be lush.
>>85138150He didn't have that heavy facial hair when they pictured him being arrested a few days ago.
Steal 300,000,000 dollars from the yanksPowerball tickets 4 quid a popDo it for king and country
>>85138156I've not seen that, mate. I'm more of a Reeves and Mortime, Eddie Izzard kind of comedy enjoyer. Love Red Dwarf and Alan Partridge too.
there are people itt that are actually brown
>>85138225Mental to think about really, like do they actually consider themselves British or just living here?
me? sort of red (both high blood pressure and rosacea)
>limmycan barely think of anyone less funny desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJag19WoAe0
my first time going to london for a concert and it felt like i went to another countryseeing the london eye and big ben and phone boxes and red buses and all that stuff but barely any english people was very weirdnone of the staff in any shops or restaurants were english i dont thinki didnt like it
Me and Deano getting a bit steamy talk laters x
Fish pie for tea, just got to make the white sauce.
>>85138280wow, saucy lad!spill the juicy goss tea laters will ye x
The HHL gay erotica spam reminds me a bit of that one lad who used to try and work into conversations about shippy/moni that he imagines they had "terrible but very loving sex" or whatever the exact wording was. Of course he didn't spam it nearly as much, but it was a recognisable gimmick and I found it funny. I don't think he's posted in a while though.
Wonder what shipdiniho is up to
>>85138299Gimmicks that don't spam are actually quite funny imo. Like every couple of threads, maybe even just once a week you see that one gimmick and it goes unremarked upon but you've seen it posted a bunch of times before and it makes you smile to yourself knowing that there's a lad out there who hasn't forgotten about it and keeps it alive here and there for the discerning gimmick connoisseurs like myself. For me? It's the lad who used to post about how it's not illegal to send vacuum sealed bags of shit to Mark. Always made me giggle, but even he said he feels the gimmick ran its course and stopped posting. Now that's a respectable, principled lad right there fair play to him.
>>85138317just want them AI frogs back tbqh.
This AI frog?
>>85138347Oh shit yeah, now you mention it I haven't seen that lad around for ages. Weird that, he was just a staple and then... nothing. He was a decent lad ngl.
>>85138299>>85138317This. The best gimmicks are well thought out, funny and usually few and far between.
>>85138225>white but curly hairbit of mystery meat in ther maybe, idk lads
I miss the GigaChad in bed wearing headphones meme and something like:>Hydrolic Press, 12 hours ASMR for realxation or study.
Can't believe that weasel Wes Streeting still has a job. He loves a gaped male arse.
>>85138399Wonder what he did for Burnham to stay in a job
Here's me with no deliveries, and muh new chair get delivered to muh mum's. Got it here, slowly assembling it, bit more tricky now with muh brain damage, but it's getting done.*wonders just where will the hydraulic ram impale me?*
>hospital friend HAD to reject some beautiful patient at work>sparks were flying both ways>but 'medical ethics' and 'licence to practice' and all thatit professionalbut it sad x
de lids is some chik fil a on the menu today? no bevvies for me
>>85138470do we have that here now?thought they kept trying to open over here, everyone kept moaning the owners are against gay marriage.(dunno what that has to do with fast food restaurants but apparently they must be stopped.)
>>85138468A fingering behind a medical waste bin? Corr.
>>85138493I can't eat heterosexual chicken ;__;
got the PIP on haven't I x by which I mean the Python package manager, oh it lush x
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_sexer
Whats happening to the chair?
>>85138565it's just tipped Wallace downstairs for his breakfast, lad.
>>85138563I'm a P-I-M-P
>>85138565It's a chair for old people and spastics, it tips you out of the chair to help you stand up.
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>>85138280Get a bag in de lid
1. Messi's family did not come to the stadium.2. Argentina's President was expected to attend but never showed up.3. Diego Simeone was seen in the stands during almost every Argentina match, yet he was absent from the final.4. Lautaro Martinez was not even shown on screen for a single minute, let alone given any playing time.5. Enzo received two yellow cards and was sent off6. Lisandro Martinez's injury. He is the kind of player who has continued playing even while bleeding in ordinary matches, yet in a World Cup final he got injured without any apparent contact from an opponent.7. Cristian Romero's injury.8. Scaloni's strange substitutions.9. Argentina failed to register a single shot on target in the first 90 minutes. Even after 120 minutes, they managed only two shots on target.10. Spain completed nearly 800 passes, while Argentina completed fewer than 300. It is difficult to believe.11. Argentina kept losing possession. Even when they managed to win the ball back, they often gave it straight back to Spain with their very next action. Time after time, they would bring the ball out from their own penalty area, reach midfield, and then immediately surrender possession.12. Cristian Romero did not shake hands with Trump.13. As of now, Messi, Julian Alvarez, De Paul, Lautaro Martinez, Enzo Fernandez, and Lisandro Martinez have still not returned to Argentina.14. Finally, Messi was not awarded the Golden Ball. By what statistical measure did Rodri deserve it over Messi?
So I finished reading The Old Testament. I read the gospels not that long ago so I skipped those for now. Now reading The Acts. Then I realise I only have about 100 more pages to read. The New Testament isn't really that long. Thought there was more desu desu wa. I guess after this I should get back to my Plato collection. Corrr.
>>85138682what are your thoughts and reflections?
FUCK Donald Mackrel Gaming
>>85138688I have no idea whatsoever. Being honest, lots of it does not make sense to me and did not stay with me. But I will finish reading it regardless.
>>85137019>cold struggle no traderThat's my type of gameplay, if you let me know a server we can arrange to get on at the same time. IDK if you're the same guy I added on steam from here a few months ago on steam to play a different game?
>>85138735yeah. that's pretty much what I got out of the Bible. It seems to be mostly ancient record-keeping about people's lineages, and nonsense.Jesus was cool at least. I get why people like him.Hard to see what it is about this book that's so compelling. It just isn't there.
might start telling everyone my EUPD is autism.
>>85138798At least half of the Old Testament does seem to be just that yeah. But I'm sure I am just slow and don't quite get it all. Oh well.
>>85138761No that wasn't me, sorry. OK, you using dzsa? search for seeks, siberia map. I'm not on currently, but might jump on in an hour (attempting to assemble a deskchair), won't be on tomorrow but probably will on thursday and most days then.
Lot's daughters were a bit weird tbqh.
For me it was finding Noah naked and jerking him off.
>>85138874>dzsaYes, and ok I'll have a look on that one, I'm only on for an hour now anyway. I'm around Thursday so see if we can get on at the same time then.
you have to wonder if they wrote these 'scenes' in because they didn't have magazines/videos back then.like picrelhttps://www.gutenberg.org/files/25305/25305-h/25305-h.htmjump to a random passage. it is some saucy stuff x
>>85138565it's officially over when you need a chair like that imothe day I need a chair like that is the day I book a hot air balloon ride and chuck myself out
how to lower blood pressure?
can you get those Oriental instant noodles (ramen, if you will) in wholewheat?just want some chicken ones or something, generally prefer brown bread/rice to white and i ASSUME it's the same for noodles.
>>85139016get a little feather, hold it in your palm and blow on it so gently that it wiggles in the breeze, but doesn't fly away.
room is now full of feathersblood pressure through the roof
>>85138968I like this books slang term for a vagina. The nethermouth.
craving some post-STAGG choccies.Corinthians 13:11 though innit
The Nethermouth. The Tuppence.The
>>85139016beta blockers if you can find them
Dancing with them Bantus xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prv3wl3X9O4
>>85139183might actually just ask for some propranolol again. had it when i was younger for anxiety, if it helps with blood pressure, that's a win-win.goal is to get my Ritalin back, though. don't want them to turn me down just because of my tense blood ;__;
>>85139207Propranolol lowers your BP, so do Chai seeds.
>>85139256had some bad times with those chia seeds.never again
>>85139265A teaspoon a day is doable, soak in water for 15 mins, add yogurt and honey. More than that and they can bung you up.
>>85138399>Wes StreetingHe's a fudge packer like Jamie Varley and Douglas Murray that lad
>>85138425Keep your friends close and your enemies closer and all that. Labour is an unbelievably factional party and all of the different factions hate each other.
Corrrr. Remember The Bill? Didn't realise there was over 2000 episodes. More of a soap opera wasn't it?
>>85138646ah makes sense. how'd you know?
At first I wasn't bothered about Anne Widdecombe, she was a Zionist after all. But it's hard not to be shocked when hearing the details of an elderly woman having her head bashed in 21 times with a hammer in her own home. Hope that killer gets fucked up in Belmarsh. Especially considering he's a woke lefty despite living in the grooming capital of Rotherham.
>>85139189 requesting more karaoke less sex x
>>85139333I remember it was infamous for being a dumping ground for actors who'd been booted off Eastenders
>>85139145Still not as good as tuppence
>white malewaiting for the inevitable>Kerry, who is on the autism spectrum,tbqh.
Euro Truck Simulator 2 has got Coaches now? Corr, give me some of that.
For me? A pirates life
>>85139411he's already been confirmed "disabled" in some capacity.
>>85139440lol limewire
>>85139442He's clearly going to be not all there. Surely if you hated Reform and right wing populists that much you'd go for Farage, Tice or Anderson rather than driving 240 miles to kill an elderly woman who isn't even really involved in front line politics anymore?
>>85139466he asked her if she had a bank card and ID. what on earth did he mean by this..?
>>85139466path of least resistance I think. Her house was shown on a news program a few days before. She kept no security, etc.
>>85139474Checking the vintage year of the wine aunt before he cracked her.
>>85139523jfc lad
>>85139341My great aunt and uncle who's 86 and 90 needed 2 new sofa chairs and they both struggles to get out of the chair and mum (who has worked in care for over 25 years) suggested to get one of these but her daughter who has the power of attorney didn't want to buy 2 of them, so now they have 2 new sofa chairs that they struggle to get out of because she's too old and frail. All because her shit for brains daughter thought it was too expensive. They are far from skint as they have close to 6 figures in their savings accounts. Trying to convince a stupid person that they are wrong is like trying to draw blood from a stone. It's impossible.
>>85139568>Show me your bank card and passport Haven't got them I can't get a countersignature REEEEEEEEE>*Crack*
>>85139584>her daughterYou sister?
>>85139594No cousin. I might have mistyped that. I was referring to my great aunts daughter who is my mums cousin and my second cousin.
Bit of vorago tonight with the clan lads, hope you are all well this evening :)
>>85139586don't let them intrusive thoughts win, ladspeaking of years, time to watch episode 3 of Dark.>have to keep track of the same characters + their family members, all over again.must admit: i am GRIPPED. thanks for the rec <3
>>85139603I'd imagine the chairs like that would sell second hand so she wouldn't lose that much money financially?
>>85139617What game is this lad? Og
>>85139352Tbqh it has been interesting to see the reaction from the left online - very celebratory. They are glad this old woman, with views common for her generation, what smashed to death with a hammer because of said views. I wonder if Owen Jones was killed in a similar manner how the right would react.
>>85139635Runescape 3 mate, the original bastardised version.
>>85139627No idea as to why she didn't get them. Whenever we suggest a good idea they always say no, but whenever her kids suggest something they always agree with it.
Tbqh lads white working class kids have no business being in school past 10. They fucking do not want to be there. They just fuck shit up and piss about in class. Their parents do not even care. They should be sent down the mines where they would be happy. Kids play Minecraft because they yearn for the mines.
>>85139672Enjoy lad. I didn't know there were runescapes past the first one
>>85139695bring back the eleven-plus.
>>85138808I refuse to call it EUPD, it's BPD, like borderline is apparently offensive but literally being labelled "emotionally unstable" is fine? it's fucking stupidAlso you won't really be able to pass it off as autism, you can tell them you're autistic but when you start freaking out and switching they're going to know you're not autistic
>>8513972411 plus tests IQ. The issue with white working class kids is not IQ. It is fucking shit attitude and complete disinterest/hostility to education.
We keeping it mild from now ons xBantus pounding heavy on his arseSpaff he's got too much of itStinky brown cumfartsFrom London to CarlisleOn his back they pileThey can gape his hole again.Looking back his arse was besetWelper can't escape and he cannot forgetBantu's got his bum, they still turn him onThey can gape his hole againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
>>85139695I would have been perfectly happy if school sent me to work part time in a shop or something, instead of the whole farce of pretending I was going to learn French.I actually don't know why that isn't a thing. You could have a shop a short way off school grounds, with kids working under the supervision of specially trained adults. And then you could make some money, and when you leave school, you'd already have employment history.See, if the system gave a shit about kids, instead of just pretending, we would have things like that.
>>85139768How many bellends have been in your botty today little lad?
>This is the full release of Pokemon Lazarus, an Emerald hack set in the Ilios Region. Explore an exciting new region based on Greece, meet new characters and catch over 400 Pokemon and build your team with fresh Pokemon companions, all in the classic GBC style!cor and phwoar. might give this a whirl.mind you>Emerald>GBC styleprobably just easier doing a quasi-demake, but i like seeing how these boffins handle the limitations on older systems. part of the fun of ROM hacks innit.
There should also be one class in school where it's just study something you want to study. Spend the whole thing making Roblox games, if you want to. It might get you started doing something.
>the leg-up i got from staying on to do A-levels is now goneeducation is now an industry. just wait until they start putting adverts in schools.
