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>tfw work is over and its time to head back home
>fortunately it wasn't as exhausting as it could be
>I still need a shower
>and probably some foode
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>arrive back home
>take a shower
>try to eat lunch together with parents
>my stomach won't play along
>just eat a salad
>tfw we finally have a new main entrance door
>my useless psychotic brother destroyed it over a year ago
>cause he forgot his key
>all this time it was so easy to break into our place
>just push our door while we are travling
>free gold & persian carpets
>welp now I can worry more about other things
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>notice hair finally grew back
>feeling cute & confident without no man
Ganbare.
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>>85137150
*gay noises*
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>>85137457
Since Ahmedinejad was Mossad all along, you could be too. Trying to get kompromat on me all along. Get some hos in here I'll spill thos beans.
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>>85137489
im going too coom to your pics and you can't stop me
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>>85137752
I'm told gays have higher standards than even women, so I guess that's even more flattering then.
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You just reminded me I need to watch Rick & Morty finale.
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>>85137770
I had painful cramps at the same time while I came
made me laugh
I need more water n magnesium
>>85137851
Im pretty sure its not the finle?
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>>85137877
>I had painful cramps at the same time while I came
Did I get you pregnant? I thought I was the girl in this.
>Im pretty sure its not the finle?
Yeah, ure right, I was misutaken.
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>the new episode is a boy and a girl rekindling their fire
Wtf this is bulli straight up. I need moar rum.
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>hab berry predatory eyes
>end up always preyed on and bullied
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>>85137888
>Did I get you pregnant?
no you kinky baka
the kind of cramps you get when your muscles are exhausted and u forgot to drink & eat enough
>I thought I was the girl in this.
I can't decide on that
>>85137948
I still need to watch it
Idk the preview made it look like its the get high together episode
Stop making up excuses to drink
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>>85138154
They do all just get lolmao high dude. Whatever. Bro, I stard at myself in a bathrtoom mirror. I am insanely cute. Like NPD levels cute.
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>me in a different timeline with a few iq points less
>https://youtu.be/uhcUA08_FIg?is=Fduuy7E5tSb5WEoG
>>85138199
Like that greek(?) story
were this guy was in love with his own reflection on the water
He kept staring at it until he fell into that river(?) and drowned
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>>85138228
Wait, so you didn't actually buy? I kneel. Ceb, the investor. More Jewish than I could ever hope to be.
>Like that greek(?) story
>were this guy was in love with his own reflection on the water
Yes. Whelp, I was always told I hab striking eyes. Bakas are mesmerized by my angry incel gaze.
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>>85136539
Noice. Enjoy your rest.
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>>85138283
I actually own the intelligent investor
but I still need to finish reading it xd
I would only gamble with spacex if its at like 60 bucks
and even then I wouldn't be sure about it
>Whelp, I was always told I hab striking eyes. Bakas are
well I did coom while looking at your eye pic a few too many times now
>>85138342
Thanks
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>>85138283
wait
did you buy spacex stocks?
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the new rick and morty episode was fine
Makes me want to smoke now
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>Did I get you pregnant? I thought I was the girl in this
>I can't decide on that
its 2020+5+1 u can both be the girl
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ITT: Shit that should be taken to >>>/discord/ where it belongs
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>>85140057
imagien their DMs
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>>85140082
If they're this shamelessly gay in public, then I don't think my imagination can handle it.
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>>85140246
me when i handle it
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>>85140057
This could be our DMs, but you playin.
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>>85140321
remember its not gay if they wear lipstic
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>>85140321
You could also just add him on discord but you are too afraid of the inevitable bpd chimp out, followed up by a block
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>>85140341
>when the beepeedee leaks the dms
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>>85138439
I did not. Nor do I ever buy stocls or tell you to buy stocks. I only ever buy physical stuff.
>>85140082
Imagien OUR DMs.
>>85140341
I am too straight albeit.
>>85140365
It don't matter, I guess. Am just a generic sllavboi even if cuter than all of you noy like I'd ever use it.
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>>85140385
>when u could pull da cord hoes but chose the wizard path
based and manapilled
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>>85140436
Not like hos wet themselves over how you look rather than how giddy you make them feel with your autistic detailing of their foidbrain. Long-haired Romano-Germanic komachad is just a bonus concocted by the wet vaginer after the fact anywho.
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Anyway, I peed myself againe.
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>>85140484
Do you have any sense of dignity at all. It's one thing to piss yourself, it's another to share it with the world. Is this a fetish for you?
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>its way too late
>;_;
>im going to dream of going to sleep after work while at work tomorrow
>get ready2sleep
Goodnights desu
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>>85140469
>manjiplating biches with ur extensive knowledge of their foidbrains
true and dark triad maxxed
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>>85140488
you may be onto something here
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>>85140488
Am humanizing myself.Even cutie pies like myself have humane flaws.
>>85140500
Goodnight baka, may you wake up straught.
>>85140507
Truly ebil. Foids be like ''At least he doesn't care about seggs.'' If only yuo knew, foid....''
>>85140519
Coom to the thought.
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>>85140532
I'm not convinced that you have anything but flaws.
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>>85140551
You're also a low functioning autistic male rather than a cute girl.
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>>85140564
>You're also a low functioning autistic male
Fuck you, also you're infinitely more "low functioning" than me, faggot.
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>gotto NPDmaxx cause no one will do it for you
It's like Kooma-senpai taught me back in the day. Gotta praise urself a bit in front of them hos.
>>85140610
Is okej to be dumb & stupid like you are. There are meds for that these days.
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>>85140637
There are meds for you too! It's called hrt! When you start taking them you can stop being depressed about aging as a man and maybe you won't have to be a drunk avatarfag anymore!
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>>85140696
You're the only one here pushing people to do hrt. You're a tranny. Many low functioning autistics are. You don't have to be. Get help.
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>>85140696
avatar uncsu too old for tiddy skittles its owarida...
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>>85140709
Have fun transitioning at 40 after your liver transplant bro.
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>>85140793
Having fun knowing your autistic ahh will still be obsessed with me by then. You still failed to name literally a single thing you do aside from having me rent free in your head 24/7.
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>>85140813
>please please please overshare details of your personal life so that I can use them against you
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>>85140828
>niggas personal life is just 100% things to be bullied for
Zamn. You said enough.
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>>85140828
leveling out the playing fields is the first step to friendship
aisu is offering you friendship
bery wholesome indeed :)
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>>85140813
errm pls show some restraint hes your biggest fan
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>>85140867
The more you're rude the more they'll come back. The opposite of cute girls I guess in my case. I wish you had taught me that before sigh.
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>>85140853
how is it possible to level a mountain and crevice?
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>>85140882
wthh its true... maybe we were the cyclopaths all along
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>>85140912
Whlp you're rude in a flattering way like ''teehee, he was thinking of me all along!'' even if you were just being an auatismo detail-obsessed aspergerchad, but when I do it is like ''why would you bring that up? Ick, that is soooo inapropriate, I'm telling the girls to avoid this chud...''
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>>85140941
uuhm having seggs incel might help with understanding "nuance"
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>>85140843
Hey Aiste. I spent the whole of last weekend hanging out with my best friend who is a physical person and exists in real life and we were in real life together AND nothing gay happened. Are you jealous Aiste?
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>>85141013
ud rly think anyone in here could possibly imagien it
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>>85140997
Sigh. Ure the reason I belieb the abusechad theorem at all. Hope it make u happi.
>>85141013
>whole weekend
Comngrats on containing your homosex for two entire days. Must've been hard.
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>when the fakercels start humble bragging and accidentally their trucel cover
mods pls ban
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>be kooma
>only hab seggs cause girls literally begged him for weeks
I rember.
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>>85141112
nada mi hombrero problemos amigo
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>>85141180
Autismchad response.
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>>85141052
Do you isolate yourself because being around men in real life gets you too horny?
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>>85141210
just b urself its thats easy
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>>85141232
>just b urself, chiud
>no not like that!
I'm tired, boss.
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I guess ma tiring yout oo cause there's zero progression in the talking to me mmorpg, I guess I'll let you go to sleep then ure welcum. sigh
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>>85141295
>he doesnt know i was playing gw2 the whole time
hoes mad im multitask chad
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>>85141327
>never let her think she's your first priority
Am learning so much snepai
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>>85141395
again u lack nuance sigh ure bf will be so mad when he wakey wake seeing whoresu giving away all these (you)s to other men
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>>85141475
No gays are fembrained, so no wonder he's onyl been nicer since I started talking to other bakas.
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I don't care anywho. No one will ever like me anyway aside from bakas who want to seggs or bulli me. kys
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>>85141512
>when ure homo bf wants used goods but ure a khv
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>>85141629
Real. Hos literally despise me just for being under the sign of Virgo alone. I mean who is still a virgin by this age? A major red flag for sure. You habe to be severely ugly or severely autistic most likely both.
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>>85141602
>No one will ever like me anyway aside from bakas who want to seggs or bulli me
gosh u and bug have so much in common
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Tranny thread kek
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>>85141715
Bugg the born again Christian virgin? For sure.
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>>85141730
it dont count if she regretted it chuddy gosh
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oge ninis aisu
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>>85141837
Sigh. I guess you koomed already. Night.
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Bugg singing voice will be mine one day.



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