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>find scammer pretending to be a girl online
>pretend to fall for it
>scammer tries to seduce me by sending lewd photos
>play along, try to draw it out as long as possible
>send pics of my cock, call him girly names, basically creep on the scammer as much as possible
>always include some kind of race play because I know this guy is some brownoid living in a third world shithole
>force him to larp about how much he loves my white cock
>do all this to humiliate him and waste as much of his time as I can
>eventually he asks for money, usually some very small amount like $20 or $30 that is actually worth something significant in whatever backwater shithole he's from
>tell him I dont send money electronically, I only deal in cash
>proceed to send a bunch of obnoxious money spread photos, making sure to include backgrounds from photos I've previously sent so he knows it's real
>literally keep several grand of cash in my room specifically for doing this
>they always keep trying to get me to send money after seeing this
>eventually stop pretending and start spam calling him and yelling slurs
>scammer finally blocks me after hours of this
fuck third world shithole scammers. So glad I was born white.
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>>85141134
shit made me laugh even if its probably fake, on the off chance it isnt make sure you're face isnt visible or you use a burner account cause these shitheads will try to blackmail you with the dick picks
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>>85141150
yeah I've had them try to do that before. Is there anything they can really threaten me with? I've had that happen twice and nothing ever came of it, plus I'm secure in my dick size so my dick getting leaked wouldn't be that bad.
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>>85141159
they could try threatening to lie to the cops that you were sending it to a minor or some shit maybe, other than that though if nothing happened they probably just seethed and moved on to the next simp to scam. wonder how hard it would be to find their actual accounts to expose them for saying the horny shit in order to try and scam you tho lol
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>>85141134
>blackmail you with the dick picks

>>85141159
>I'm secure in my dick size so my dick getting leaked wouldn't be that bad

If I wanted to send dick pics to a scammer, I would send dick pics of some other guy and pretend they're my own.
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>>85141134
I wish I had a guy to send me dick pics
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>>85141207
>I would send dick pics of some other guy and pretend they're my own.
yeah but then I'd have to collect and keep a folder of random dick pics on my phone, no thanks. Plus it's funnier when it's my own cock and it makes the scammer believe the ruse easier.
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>>85141219
That is probably the single easiest thing to get in the world.
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>>85141245
You're right. I'll go do it now
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>>85141219
You'll never see my cock unless it's moments before it's inside you, Derek.
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>>85141134
Do you have a double whammy moneyspread dick pic in your arsenal?
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>>85141268
Derek? That's pretty gay of you anon
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>>85141275
imagine trying to balance the money on your dick lmao
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>>85141283
It is a funny name though.
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>>85141275
I never save any of the pics I use, I prefer to create new masterpieces each time.
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>>85141219
sure, lemme just take the time out of my busy schedule of sending dick pics to politicians and business execs. All so one anon can see my glorious pink shaft. For free. Conceited much?
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>>85141335
is the shaft supposed to be pink? or is that just if you're really fucking pasty
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>>85141359
you'll just have to find out for yourself, won't you?
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The scammer won, he successfully stole your most variable resource, time.



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