I've had this flat for 5 years and my toilet has never flushed properly and now it's like this. I don't know what to do because I'm autistic and I wasn't raised by anyone so I'm stuck.Please help.
>>85147838https://drano.com/en-usIt's called Drano Buy a bottle pour it in wait 2 hours then start flushing
JFC all I can say, is I've had nightmares about this exact scenario, except the water begins to overflow and cover all of the ground in shitty water and shit. I hope you get an answer that helps you man.
>>85147838try to plunge it, if not go in with your hand and try to find the clog, if you have a flexible wire try with thatif that doesnt help youre fucked
>>85147838You get free food and complain? This fucking generation ffs
>>85147853You're not supposed to put Drano in the toilet.>>85147838Call a plumber dumbass. Do you really think neets on r9k can actually help you?
>>85147838Disgusting pic. If real go to hardware store and buy a sewer snake. It's a long wire)cable type thing to run down your pipes. Or plunge alot till the problem goes away. But if you have a real plumbing problem ur fucked. Also does your plumbing have a vent??
>>85147838Take a pic of the inside of the tank when it's stopped filling up.t. Plumber
>>85147838>. I don't know what to do because I'm autisticthat's not really an excuse. you're just being lazy and stupid
>>85147838just ask grok
>>85147952Wtf. I was just gonna recommend ai
>>85147964wow, it's super mindblowing that you, like many other goycattle, immediately jumped to outsourcing your thought process to an llm. truly "wtf" worthy stuff
>>85147910not true, if he doesn't even know where to begin because his parents taught him literally nothing then there is a significant chance he will fuck something up in the attemptif he really wanted to he could watch like 100 YT tutorials, ask reddit about a crash course on toilet maintenance, he could work as a janitor a bit to test and improve his skills, but this would take months
>>85147985grok is this true am i a goycattle
>>85147985Hmmm. Ask AI or an angry little virgin from 4chan. Tough decision. LMFAO
>>85147838My guess is that your tank isn't filling up enough so when you flush, it's not letting out enough water to push your waste through so it clogs more easily. Most fill valves in your toilet (the thing with the float) can be adjusted to let more water into the tank before it stops, which will give your flush more force. You can also get a closet auger and work that in there and see if you have an obstruction in your drain, but the fill valve is a more common cause and you don't need a tool to fix it.Also, you may just need a new toilet in there
Why has op not responded a single time. Probably just another larp thread as an excuse to post a shitty pic
>>85148147>'Newcastle' Brown Alei live here and they don't even brew it here any more. 'imported from England' my foot.
I'm back and I read some of your comments.No this is not bait, my parents did never taught me anything, my mother was a feminist while my father was a guy who worked with charity organisations to help migrants into the UK, also he ran off with a 14 year old girl and left me with my abusive mother.I've done the best I can. I managed to put on some gloves I bought, two pairs and I dug through the shit and put it into a bucket without getting it on my arms and poured it outside into a neighbours wheelie bin because I don't have one, well the bucket is in the bin too because I'm not keeping it due to how disgusting it is. Unfortunately while it's unclogged and now it flushes properly, I'm worried it happens again and it still smells and there is shit staining the toilet as you can see in this image.I did spray some magical pink fairy spray I found in a shop that has kind of helped but you can still smell it. I don't know what to do now. I wish I didn't have to live in filth.I'm not meant to be poor and lower class, I should have been born an aristocrat with butlers and maids to pamper me because number one I'm not a drug addict or a bald working class construction worker and number two, I'm sensitive and got weak hands so I'm clearly designed to be rich.It still smells though. Anyone have any advice?
This poor guy is a lost cause. If I were in your situation I would go outside and get drunk
>>85148253>poured it outside into a neighbours wheelie bin because I don't have onebro, no, what the fuck, they will open it and it will stink like literal shit, they will look at the security cameras and figure out it is you>my mother was a feminist while my father was a guy who worked with charity organisations to help migrants into the UK, also he ran off with a 14 year old girl and left me with my abusive motherare you indian by any chance, all this is starting to sound very indian
>>85148253perhaps it wouldn't smell if you clean up and give it some time to air out
>>85148313What is that? Like shit smeared on the bottom of the seat? Toilets never been cleaned. Fucking gross
>>85147838you need to call a plumber to snake it. don't flush it anymore, use a different toilet. are you a hoarder? your bathroom is disgusting. don't be one of those hoarders that neglect calling in a pro and just let their toilet become inoperable and you end up shitting in plastic bags and throwing them in your bathtub.
>>85148283Well my wheelie bin was stolen so I don't have one. It's not my fault and if he attacks me, he will just get arrested since it's illegal and I have a spray and an electric fly swatter to laser him.And no I'm white, see here's a picture of my hand.>>85148313My bathroom window doesn't open properly.>>85148332How much is it? I'm worried.
>>85148589 >How much is it?Cheaper to buy a drain snake/ closet auger and do it yourself. Watch a youchewbe video
>>85148253>poured it outside into a neighbours wheelie bin because I don't have one, well the bucket is in the bin too because I'm not keeping it due to how disgusting it is.This reminded me of the type of shit that used to happen on 4chan from 2005 to about 2014 and the poster would timestamp throughout the thread. It used to crack me up. Nice thread, OP.
Op still isn't smart enough to take the lid off the tank. Poor guy
>>85147838NOW THAT'S WHAT l CALL SHlTPOSTING
>>85147838Are you the guy that shoved paper towel and a cardboard tube down the toilet?
Your poverty has nothing to do with how filthy you and your home is. Bleach costs like nothing, vinegar costs like nothing, effort is free. I get it your parents didn't teach you anything neither did mine, but there are 1,000,000 videos on YouTube that will teach you cleaning basics in like 15 minutes. Do you have 15 minutes to learn how to clean so you don't have poop all over your bathroom floor?
Read all your comments, I'm taking your advice and working on it. I need to buy the stuff but I'm scrubbing hard at the floor. It smells and it hurts but it will be done. I'll even post the end results.
>>85149406You are the man op. Keep it up
>>85147838I saw your thread in the morning but didn't click on it, is your toilet unbricked?
>>85149406You got this
>>85148253>It still smells though. Anyone have any advice?Get some ventilation in the room. Mix baking soda and white vinegar and start wiping down the walls and floor with it then do another wipe with water. Maybe add some lemon juice to the first mix as well.
i keep some long wooden paint sticks in my bathroom , they're great for breaking up pieces of shit are deep down in there. just poke at the mass until it begins to disintegrate. they're extremely cheap, just throw it away after.
>>85147838men nowadays are fucking uselessget on estrogen and call your dad to help you
>>85150237Damn that is some bachelor shit
>>85149406what hurts? make sure you're wearing gloves if using harsh chemicals.also good job bud you got this.
>>85147838as someone once said>the size of your shit is the size of the cock you can take up your assdo with that what you will>>85150242fucking kek'd
>>85148253See I don't know why there aren't laws anywhere on earth to exclude overly clumsy, incompetent people from having fucking children. The right wing arguments against necessary exclusion would be something like:>THAT'S HIS KID ONLY HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH IT>MUH FAMILY BUILDING TRADITIONALISMwhile the leftie arguement against it would be like:WELL HE'S BEING RAISED BY HECKIN WHOLESOME PROGRESSIVES SO IT'S OKAY>THAT'S HECKIN EUGENICSMeanwhile, reprehensible people like your parents get run amok to do whatever they want and offshore the parenting to babysitters or grandparents. For fucks sake, they didn't even teach you how to clean A TOILET. Your parents will rot in hell.
Hey guys it's still not done but I want to ask for some other advice. There's a slug near my front door I just noticed. What do I do about it? I don't want to kill it or touch it. I don't want it in my flat too.>>85150633Thanks, I agree with you about my parents.
>>85150942You could start by posting more pics of your shithole, it's actually fucking insane how one can tolerate the stench generated by such a clog.
>>85151202Here you go. My front doorway.
>>85147838Well, just drink it or something, it's going to come out of your ass at some point anyway.
>>85151265hi im foid here's what to do get one of these [image] and use at least water or you can use cleaners like the pink stuff toilet cleaner brand which is really good, or any specified, and just wash all of the crevices and then for the floor of the bathroom you most likely need to mop it and you can go on youtube for a moping tutorial also go on youtube and look up 2 videos, 1. how to fix a toilet, or how to adjust toilet valve, or any toilet diagnostics on youtube can be helpful since you can actually see the toilet and the problems how did the stains get onto the floor? you can also maybe try using a 'scrub daddy' brand + dissolving agent, its going to get rid of the shit smell aswell. you can also get toilet bowl freshner, the one you attach to the bowl or look u p a generic or cheap version. if you have a plug n the bathroom you can get one of those plug smellies or use febreeze + open a window for a couple hours (weeks) and maybe have a fan in the bathroom to air it out. you got this anon, everything will be alright. just take baby steps. :)
>>85150942just kinda poke it out the door. as for your toilet, do what 85151529 said she's right
>>85151529nigga if somebody lives like that they're not doing any of the shit you said reddit ass nigga
>>85148253jesus christ you filthy motherfucker, these holes are for sure clogged, if you had any sense you'd just buy a new toilet and install it. god damn.
>>85151529>hi im foidWill you move me in and pay all my bills?
>>85152202no nigegr
>>85148253Typical leftist fucks, will help some third world rapist but disregard their own family
