If you accidentally turned yourself into a Pokemon, would you want to change back?
I wouldn't want to be a Pokemon unless I was a sexy female humanoid like Gardevoir.
>>85157587That would be cringe for everyone at family gatherings (do pokemons even eat?).
>>85157587Depends entirely on if it was something sexy like a Vaporeon or a Mudkip
>>85157691they eat berries I guess.
>>85157691>(do pokemons even eat?).Have you ever even seen Pokemon you absolute moron?
>>85157741I have never fed a Pokemon outside of those I use in contests
>>85157587I choose to continue being mew ii
>>85157741>Have you ever even seen PokemonNo. I was too old for it.
>>85157587It would suck to become a male Gardevoir...
>>85157800Imagine going to catch a Gardevoir to fuck, but it's male.
I'd turn into an Arcanine and fuck my trainer in the ass or other Arcanine bitches. And no I wouldn't want to change back.
>>85158178>fuck my trainer in the assWhat if it is a male trainer?
>>85158681Very unlikely if you're an arcanine
>>85158681That's exactly what I'm hoping for.>>85158947We don't look at the same porn.
>>85158971We use the same website at least. In that respect we are brothers. (packmates)
Dialga so I get cool ass time travel powers and legendary stats.
>>85157587yeah of course The life of a pokemon is horrible humans make it their deathly mission to catch you by forcing another pokemon (your friend) to fight you for no reason other than vanityonce you, as a pokemon, get your ass kicked, you are then succumbed into living inside a small sphere until you are called out to duel another Pokemon (most likely another friend of yours)that pokefriend of yours will have no idea as to why youre fighting him, just like you had no idea why your friend from before was fighting you
>>85159008Does he have a big cock?
>>85159224He probably does
