Was working out at the gym, and a girl approached me and told me that she was jealous of my backside. Finally! After 1 and a half years of training I'm beginning to get visibly caked up.
>>85157816How where you dressed faggot? Booty shorts?
>>85157816I don't think a girl noticed your butt. Enjoy your hand
>>85157816Lmao troon kys
>>85157816Ok I'll bite let's have a peek
>>85157853No don't indulge him it's unhealthy
>>85157816do people actually get famous by posting ass pics on twitter?I'm pretty attractive which is the only redeeming quality I have as a person, so I'd be down for it.
Post the guy that bulked his ass like pepe
>>85157853Praise me, praise me.>>85157870whatever.>>85158101You should try anon.
>>85159295Wow it's so smooth and round I want to bite and other stuff
>>85159295that's a big butt... would grope and hump for hours
>>85159295Really nice butt, keep going. Make sure you're eating in a caloric surplus and progressing strength wise!
>>85159295Lol you have pimples on your ass
>>85159295dont zoom in its p disgusting
>>85159493yeah it's disgusting that he has dolphin shorts covering up his backsack
If >>85159295 is a big butt, I'm turbo caked up>>85159416
>>85159295Why are white bois like this? Drf
>>85159295I won't lie to you anon, as a purveyor of fine asses, yours fails to meet the mark.Bigger is not better, it needs to be proportionate to the rest of the body, as well as toned and good skin. When I see that fat ass (and not fat in a good way), what I see is the too underdeveloped legs, the excess fat on the abdomen above it.You know those garish cartoons where people draw a woman with impossibly huge tits and ass and lips to the point it's offputting, like they were pulling the idea out of the basest nigger imagination of ooga booga? It's like you're doing your best to live up to the standards of some parody of the human form instead of chasing tasteful beauty.You can do better.
>>85159295you post it just like that? I only post mine in dms
>>85159799He's a faggot, they're not known for their prudishness. Posting it here and loaning it out at the bath house, gotta catch'em all.
>>85159295Let's see it without the shorts, that's an illusion.
>>85159295>>85159295MATT WALSH SEAL OF APPROVAL