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I want a girlfriend so bad. That's the thread. That's all
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But nothing in my life ever goes the way I want it to. I'm too stupid and uncool for the things I want.
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>>85158354
Congratulations! The universe will make sure you'll get more of that wanting.
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>>85158403
You mean like I will just be yearning until I drop dead? Why must I die alone? Not fair
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>>85158354
meh, they're alright, not that interesting to be honest, I find that there is a personality curve with women, they start off interesting then after an amount of time they all end up similar to one another long term. But you'll never know what until you experience it so you just have eternal longing which is natural but very cruel as there is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
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>>85158354
How do I stop wanting a girlfriend? I see anons who say the quit and don't long for the love of a woman and I want that.
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>>85158521
I don't believe thist o be true, you can wag your finger at me all you want and say that what I desire is irrational but you will never convince me. A gf would make my life so much better, and I wouldn't get bored of her.
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>>85158537
>A gf would make my life so much better, and I wouldn't get bored of her.
This is just delusional
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>>85158537
the feeling isn't irrational but you'll learn with time, you might not get bored of her but she most likely will, das foiden are beasts.
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>>85158354

why haven't you posted on /soc/
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>>85158354
Get TOPPED on Grindr to become the girlfriend, o meu amigo
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>>85158354
gosh i could've sworn i've seen this thread a bazillion times before
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>>85158692
I don't think I'm the type of guy those girls are looking for. I'm not someone to write a 1000 word post describing my hobbies and interest and how great of a catch I am because I'm kind of a loser.
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>>85158743
I've tried it and nothing but gay dudes added me even if I said NO GAYS. The funniest part is out of EVERYONE I've ever added or been added by on 4chan the closest person was a fat gay dude like 40 miles from my house and I live in the middle of no where. I'd never find a girl this close.
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>>85158743
did you make this thread to attract fembots? i don't get it
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>>85158776
I see that sounds like a bad time
>>85158825
No I just made it to complain, but if a fembot would fall into my lap out of thin air I wouldn't complain. But you know what? I find it really annoying that I can't complain without someone trying to make it an issue.
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>>85158354
Roasties dont want you to know this but you can just take a woman from the street to your house it is completely legal just pick her up over the shoulder and she's yours. I have 3 women in my basement.
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>>85158897
>I can't complain without someone trying to make it an issue.
i wasnt trying to complain
i was just trying to sus out your intentions because mine was nefarious
i am a similarly sad and lonely fembot

>but if a fembot would fall into my lap out of thin air I wouldn't complain.
i'll bite if you want
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>>85159287
Okay fine, but we probably wont click because I'm trash dc: uzername1593
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>>85158424
>until I drop dead
No. Until you figure out how the universe works.
The universe is always supporting you. If you want to feel wanting, it will help you.
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>>85158908
Oh, shit. Why have I not thought of this, brilliant. Hold up I'm gonna do this right now.
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I don't care, this is boring, that's all
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Imagine being so lacking in brain matter that solitude isn't sufficient entertainment/stimulus



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