Where are people supposed to find girlfriends? I'm so lost
>>85158669At the girlfriend store of course, jk theres nowhere now youre cooked
>>85158669>just go to church broThey're all 70 or single mothers.>just get a hobbyNone of them are single.>just chat up a fembotThey ghost you over nothing and are always talking to multiple other guys.>just go to the barProbably what I'm trying next, not because I expect to find anyone worthwhile, but because I like drinking and not drinking hasn't made my life any better.
>>85158669Most people find relationships through friends or dating apps.
>>85158669In real life. Dating apps. Recommendations by a friend. Yeah if you don't have a girlfriend it's because you're not Chad and are autistic or ND. Cold approaching is a perfectly viable thing if you're handsome, but you would know that if you were. Accept being single now rather than later.
>>85158669Go on Grindr to become the girlfriend.
>>85158953Unironically Im getting close to that point
>>85158953Is Grindr as good as people say for getting with ftm girlfailures? I'd prefer a regular tomboy, but they're extinct.
>>85159266A 20 year old FTM less than a mile from me just popped up in my feed 2 days ago. I'm talking pixie cut, no hormones yet, blonde hair blue-eyed anime character aesthetics with thin-framed, rectangular under-rim glasses.Looks exactly like picrel. So yes, it is that good.
>>85159348Fuck it, I'm taking the plunge then. I'm already a relapsing alcoholic, might as well go all the way and hook up with some enbies with no self esteem. Any tips for making a good profile?
Cold approaching is the best option but you 100% have to be decent looking and charismatic, you also need to know how to brush off rejection with charm and pretend it doesnt bother you because often you will be rejected by a girl but her friend might be interested, if you embarrass yourself the friend will immediately lose interest too
Op here, I will never be a homosexual.
>>85159375If I knew what to put on my Grindr profile I wouldn't be on /r9k/ mate. Also, the app works as a collage of tiles you can scroll though and click, meaning you get access to every profile within a 8 mile radius all at once. You'll understand the meta pretty quickly.
>>85158718>>just go to the bar>Probably what I'm trying next, not because I expect to find anyone worthwhile, but because I like drinking and not drinking hasn't made my life any better.from what guys have told me, its alcoholic women who are looking for a quick hookup
>>85159469Good, we can drown our miseries together.
>>85159388gg then
>>85159266please circumcise yourself with a rusty spoon
>>85160397No thank you, I think I'll try and fuck a girlfailure instead.
