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As a bi incel, I don't want a girlfriend or boyfriend, I just want casual sex like the Chads get. Since a young age I was obsessed with sex. But women, Chads, and fags excluded me from the hedonism I dreamed of my entire adolescence and young adult life for not being 6 foot and handsome. I was forced into introversion by my height and face. Now at my age (very late 20s) I'm expected to be "over that" and start to settle. Even if I could, I refuse to, how could I become a cuckold oofy doofy boyfriend after having missed everything fun? I would resent them deeply anyway. The only thing that can fix me is sex and partying but nobody wants to do that with me because I'm not Chad. If I can't live my life like a Euphoria character, it's pointless and I'd rather die. Am I alone here? It just makes me suicidal that I'm really this extroverted party animal trapped in an ugly, short guy's body. It's not FAIR.
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A bincel?
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>excluded me from the hedonism I dreamed of
you dodged so many bullets. you're probably more enamored with the idea that what would actually happen, because you are using sex for reference versus the sex that the vast, vast majority or people experience. there's so much more to life than sex.
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>>85160162
porn for reference***
oops
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>>85160150
i'm slightly older and short too. we should fuck eachother's butts!
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>>85160162
Just shut up. The few times in my life I had sex they were the happiest moments of my life. I cannot move on in life. Anyone who says this line is scum.
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>>85160184
I totally would if you're not fat. That's the one hard line for me. Where are you?
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>>85160184
Of course. Ignored again by someone wasting my fucking time.
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>>85160233
lel it's been 9mins calm the fuck down, what are you a woman? JEEZ. I'm in florida.
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>>85160254
That's kind of out of my way but ok, drop an email. But fair warning, if you give me an STD I will literally slit your throat with my hunting knife.
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>>85160187
they were probably the happiest, because you actually appreciated them. if you had it all the time, it'd lose its appeal. plus, stds, unplanned pregnancy, all the messiness that comes along with that lifestyle. you can be angry about it, but it is just the truth. try focusing on anything else and take a break from porn, etc.
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>>85160150
Ur so ugly that you cant even whore yourself out as a faggot LMAO get fucked cunt
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>>85160280
Nah NOW I'm wasting your time. I ain't even gay.
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>>85160150
Focus on looks maxxing? I got buff and started skincare and hair preservation and now I have girls and guys begging to suck my dick all day. Literally I have a dude who's going to blow me all day while I sit around and game and watch movies. He's really cute and pretty too.
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>>85160377
you probably had enough of a base of face and height to begin with
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funniest interactions i have seen in a while in this thread jej
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>>85160769
what's so funny? I don't think it is



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