Hi I am bored and tipsy today and would like to talk to y'all. How is your sunday going? What does the upcoming week look like for you?
>>85184953Asl? Msg me on aim later lol
>>85184953I have to do some work trainings this week. But my Sunday is pretty chill. I slept in cuz I did a workout yesterday but I must have done something wrong because my lower back has been hurting all day. So I kinda just sat under a tree all day and took a nap. How is it going old nona?
>>85184953>bored and tipsyPost butthole
>>85184963I miss aim truly.>>85184964You sat under a tree!!! One of my favorite fantasies of spending time with a partner. How nice.I am eating popcorn, and will start baking cookies for my department at work. It is a lovely sunday today. I love sleeping in on the weekends, too.
>>85184953>foid100+ replies from desperate men incoming
>>85184968No. I'm unshaved atm too and I am self conscious about it.
>>85184979> and will start baking cookies for my department at work. Lucky coworkers lol. Thats cool. Post them when ur done.
>>85184983Be nice anon. I want to talk to them too and it's fun.
>>85184953>amado you like fireball? i tried it recently and it's pretty fucking good
>>85184953>oldfagHow old are you? And when did you first start visiting 4chan?(I'm a bit older than most -- I first came to 4chan a few months before the boxxy flood.)
>>85185012Nahhhh I really don't like anything cinnamon. What's your usual drink of choice when you get the chance? I usually prefer seltzers but I've been finally trying out beers instead of just fruit flavored drinks.>>85185016Turned 34 this last monday. :)Been on 4ch since /b/ raided gaiaonline.
>>85184953I'm doing my usual, going for long walk, going to liquor store, going to get groceries
>>85185003Well have fun then I guess, just dont understand why you would want dozens of random men asking mostly about your pussy or tits
>>85185038i'm a fucking ant, i like sweet drinksi don't know much about drinks at all since i was always a lightweight, but i've been getting curious as of late so i went try some fireball as well as this coffee liqueur with cachaca (really really good, similar to amarula in consistency)as for beers, i usually don't like them as i hate bitter stuff, but i do enjoy witbier with coriander seeds and orange peelsthere was also this pure malt one with passionfruit that i drank with a friend, was decent>seltzerstell me about those, what are they like?
>>85185038Do you vc? I'm 33 and have been here since scientology raids. I like talking to oldfags wed probably get along
>>85185058Those types of replies are tantamount to white noise. They are easy to ignore.
>>85185056I looove creepychan; when she was on top model I was ECSTATIC. Like, oh my god the internet really does affect the real work. It was wild to me at the time. First time I realized how influential websites like 4ch and others were to pop culture.What are you gonna get at the liquor store! What groceries! What's for dinner tonight?>>85185058Cause I like the attention just like I'm sure you'd like a bunch of women asking about your dick. Speaking of, do you have a nice dick? I bet it's lovely.
>>85184953Didn't do much honestly, but I went to sleep much earlier than usual and woke up at 9am. I'm working on fixing my sleep schedule before I start my new job soon. I also made some spreadsheets to help me predict and track my finances over time. Now I'm downloading FFXIV and cooking some chicken ^-^
>>85184953what are your favorite types of cookies? i like oatmeel raisin
>>85185075Dude I am tipsy so bear with me but these drinks sound like magical potions to me. Esp passionfruit and coriander seeds like wtf.Seltzers are really nice. Not as good as ciders, but they feel cleaner and lighter to drink. Sometimes they have a lil fruit flavoring that makes them a little sweet. Overall lovely if you're not feeling hopsy or hard alcohol things.>>85185084I do vc! I've been on soc a bit but my handle on disc is syrup.cakeI do have a pretty busy life and can't always vc but I enjoy it very much so hopefully schedules align!
>>85185090>What are you gonna get at the liquor store! What groceries! What's for dinner tonight?vodka, iced coffee, maybe a sandwich
>>85185090Nah not rly my sex drive isnt high enough for that right now
>>85185075>>seltzers>tell me about those, what are they like?Nta but you've never had seltzers? They're pretty much sodas, although most of the ones I've had either just taste like juice or have some strange chemical/perfume taste.Better off pouring vodka into your soda or something tbhonest
>>85184953Not too shabby, had work from early AM, got home and made some chicken and beans. Looking forward to Friday, my gf is coming to visit for a few days
>>85184953My Sunday is nice. I played some Where Winds Meet because another foid keeps pestering me to try it.I hope to buy a couch next week. There's a sale up and it expires on Tuesday, which is also the only day I have someone available to help me transport the thing.>oldfagSame, but maybe not as old. I'm 34 and started browsing this site casually in 2008 and daily since 2010.
looking at the oldest stuff i got atm
>>85184953Got done renovating an apartment for the past 5 hours. Gonna drink, jerk off, and relax while watching some YouTube or anime. >What does the upcoming week look like for you?Drinking, jerking off, and watching stuff online just NEET shit as usual. Besides that gotta do some online therapy with some woman this week so I can keep my neetbux.
>>85185096Heyyy congrats on the new job anon! I use AI to help me process social and emotional stuff in my life. Like spreadsheets for finances.What kind of seasoning are you gonna use on your chicken!>>85185110I honestly really enjoy shortbread and thumbprint cookies. I enjoy subtle but buttery flavors with a lil kick of sweet or tart.>>85185120Tell me your favorite vodka. And sandwich. And iced coffee. Also I hope your walk is lovely anon.>>85185121Well ok! I just don't really care too much about the like... seedy underbelly feeling that 4ch can have sometimes. I'm sex positive. And trolls don't matter to me anyway.
>>85185111>magical potionskek, see if you can find any of them around then, i'm not sure you're gonna find passionfruit easily but worth a trycoriander seeds with orange peels shouldn't be too difficult though, but idk if it's just some country thing>Not as good as ciderswhich kind of ciders have you tried? me i only ever had apple, i think>>85185123i have not, the closest i think i had was smirnoff ice (different flavors too)to be fair i haven't even heard of them until now, but interestingif i see one around i'll try, but i doubt it lol>pouring vodka into your sodai would never do something this distasteful to soda, keki default to not liking alcohol already, getting dizzy and sleepy just isn't my thing
>>85185175>default to not liking alcohol alreadyGood, the last thing you want is to be an alcoholic. I am recovering currently, almost 3 months clean, it feels good to be living instead of just waiting to die.
>>85185126Hey! Nice on cooking. Ooh tell me what your gf is like! She must be great. :>>>85185136Anonnnn I just turned 34 we are on the same timeline. What kind of couch? What color? Do you usually prefer cloth upholstery or like leather-feel?>>85185150Sounds like a nice full relaxing day anon. I cannot get neetbux but it sounds somewhat nice. What do you like to drink? Can I ask what do you like to jerk off to?
>>85185210aye, i'm happy for you, anonbreaking your shackles from any vice takes a lot of willpower, so keep it upand hey, if you do relapse, just focus on making the next streak longer, it's a bump on the road and is fine
>>85185216>Anonnnn I just turned 34 we are on the same timeline.You're a year younger than me then, child.The couch looks like pic related but with more of a grey tone. The fabric is cloth and very soft. It wasn't the one I planned on getting, but when I tried it out in the store it was perfect. It's about $2k on sale so it's a bit pricey, but man it was extremely comfy.I tend to not like leathery couches because it gets cold where I live.
Gonna start baking the cookie batches. If anyone is still here when I get back I'll be sure to get back to you. (^-^)/
>>85185250oh cool, do post pics when it's donedidn't realize you were baking them too, nice
>>85185216She's awesome, we have a lot of shared interests, the best chemistry, and she has her career and life very much together. Definitely looking forward to moving in with her, have to get some savings and a work transfer to her area as I don't want to be fully dependent (nor would she tolerate that I think), but that should only take a few months.
>>85185168>I'm sex positive.I've always been fascinated by the phrase "sex positive". When people say that, it often implies that they are disappointed that other people are generally not as sex positive as them.Is there anything about your "sex positive" approach that's more "positive" as compared to the average person?
>>85185168>Tell me your favorite vodka. And sandwich. And iced coffee. Also I hope your walk is lovely anon.i don't have favorites, you just make do with the cheapest stuff
>>85185244Not a child. >:TThe couch looks gr8 anon. I yearn for a couch like that. Comfy cozy and lots lounging options.>>8518526510-4 fren, will do.>>85185284Congratulations, anon. I wish you much luck and love to you and yours!>>85185297I thing sex and sexuality in a setting like this can be a lot more wholesome and casual than it often comes across to me. We all kind of socially agree this is an anonymous place in theory so why not be chill about it all. It's a natural part of human life and I want to be calm and open about it. Does that kind of explain things? I don't care about how other people think of sex positivity cause that's up to them and I respect them.
>>85185038>>85185084Some more og's, nice. Did either of you have any favorite drawwhores?
>>85185498>I thing sex and sexuality in a setting like this can be a lot more wholesome and casual than it often comes across to me.Got it.A certain percentage of people here want to show off an "edgy" attitude -- crass, offensive, argumentative, and contrarian. That tends to maximize responses, which is what they want.The result is that it can cause threads to feel quite "unwholesome". But I know that it's often just a performance, and that it likely doesn't reflect their true persona. I treat it as "noise", and I've learned to ignore it, and seek out posts that are more genuine.
>>85184988>I'm unshaved atmMmmmmm
>>85185237It gets easier over time, stress over work, relationships, money, etc is my main trigger, but if I managed to stay sober while moving across multiple states due to a breakup and while on a long and fruitless job search till my favorite employer would hire me back, then I think I can make my sober streak last this time.>>85185498Thank you, I hope things work out well for you also.
>>85185038>Turned 34 this last mondayOh boy. Another cancer
>>85184953How old are you? Are you in your 30's? Probably the same chick I already tried to get with who lives too far away
PLEASE PLEASE BE MY MILF MOMMY DOMMY GF AND POST A VOCAROO SAYING "YOUR VIRGINITY BELONGS TO MOMMY" PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>85185631Nevermind saw you're 34, different foid.
>>85185638>POST A VOCAROO SAYING "YOUR VIRGINITY BELONGS TO MOMMY"https://vocaroo.com/1fnGeBNPimkK
>>85185682Wait a minute... You're not a femanon!!
>>85185597Nah though I sometimes think it'd be nice to try drawwhoring at some point. You?>>85185610Exactly, good to see we kinda get each other. :>>>85185625Thank you!>>85185630Yupppp. And year of the monkey. Not my favorite zodiac signs but gotta work with what I'm born with. Just don't kill this crab.Also cookies finished. Not pleased with them; the oven was way too hot. But I made do. If work receives them well then I'll try harder maybe next month.
>>85185895Happy bday. Mine was the 6,th. We will never be compatible
>>85185638>>85185682Lolhttps://voca.ro/180dTAbSlY4j
>>85185895Nice cookies, can we get a crumb shot?
>>85185895I really loved a lot of them, I actually got i to a pchat where a lot of them congregated back in the day. EFG's stuff was some of my favorite as far as storylines but each of them shined in their own way. All really good people too for the most part. Good luck if you give it a shot, I'd be interested to see what you put out, do you think you'd do socials too?Cookies lookin' numtious. Remeber to throw bread in the box to keep 'em chewy.
>>85185927>oh no she's hot
>>85185959I'm really sad about these. Idk what the fuck was going on with the oven but it like obliterated half of my batches.I do prefer making dark chocolate chip anyway but ehhhh still bothered by this result. They still taste fine though.>>85185968Thank you! They're layered with parchment paper so I think they'll rest well between today and tomorrow morning.
>>85185895What's your relationship status? Married? Boyfriend? Girlfriend?
>>85185916Thank you, happy belated!>>85186019Divorced straight single mom lolllllll.I'm like kind of looking and kind of not. Just messing around on 4ch while I rebuild life from scratch.>>85185990;D
>>85186040>MILF STATUS CONFIRMED WHAT DOYou come off as really well put together, I hope your kid(s?) inherited your vibe.What kind of music have you felt drawn to throughout your life?
>>85186040>Divorced straight single mom lolllllll.Fucking dropped
>>85186040What happened. I think everyone should get divorced at least once. It's a life changing experience
>>85184953What other boards do you frequent, if any?
>>85185927HOHLY FUFCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-bkOuy_oZM
>>85186085Thank you! I tend to be drawn to electronic or synthwavey or citypop. But I really appreciate music in general. Indie, pop punk, alternative. I don't have a great vocabulary for my musical tastes. How about you?>>85186086Kay bye!>>85186089Personal but just know things are harder and so much healthier for me now. I left something bad; didn't want my child to grow up thinking how I was living was healthy or normal.>>85186164I like ck, x, and theoretically v. I also pop by hm, gif, soc. I've been lurking around adv out of boredom lately and this is my first time really engaging with r9k.
>>85186181*winkwonk* >;]
>>85184953Some cringe. For you.
We should run a train on op when she drops her kids off at their dad's for the weekend. Lmao
>>85186204How many kids do u have cookie monstr
Thread died as soon as OP revealed she's a single mom, that's fucked up guys.
>>85186319Thank you for the cringe.>>85186332Just one. <3>>85186334I expected the thread to lose steam. Think I made life too real for people. But it was fun while it lasted! I'll still be around until only trolls are left.
>>85184953>burps loudly in your ear
>>85186204Really got me out here about to risk it all. I'm sort of all over the place as far as music goes. Fuck year pop punk, I haven't hit that genre in awhile. You made me think of these guys, Sublime and 3OH!3https://youtu.be/PZbkF-15ObM?
>>85186363Did you have a rebound lined up before the split? How's your ex getting along?
>>85186012Yeah definitely less heat next time, they do look a bit burnt. Still though not bad for a home oven, and I've seen worse working at a bakery lol
>>85186363Honestly thread might pick up steam the later it gets, I actually think late night /r9k/ is peak /r9k/. I enjoyed reading you thread if it makes you feel any better.
>>85186204>Theoretically vLol; I like that. What's got you on /x/? I recently started checkung out the nobody threads for new music. I recently came back to 4chan after a long haitus.Also I'm happy you and your kid are in a better place now.
Cumdumpsters can't be oldfags you're just another used up e whore and probably looking for a child to expose yourself to. I know your kind. You disgust me
>>85186444Maybe she wants betabux
>>85186363fun thread one way or the other. im shocked by women browsing gif, i think there's this whole world of female horniness idg. what gif threads are attractive to you? /hm/ ive never browsed, /soc/ i get. >>85186420/x/ is fun imo>>85186444shut up nigga im trying to get mommy to groom me
>>85186458>shut up nigga im trying to get mommy to groom meI doubt she wants another child to feed and ass wipe
>>85186382Hey thanks for the music vid anon! I really enjoyed it, the animation was awesome. Here's one of my faves, a classic:https://youtu.be/JWin2wp4xX0?si=_7P5kP3mVBv9OYDy>>85186383Nope. My ex is being awful but I'm getting tired of his bullshit. Each day gets better for me and I know I made the right choice for me and my kid.>>85186398Thank you! Maybe it will; I will probably be up late tonight so maybe more cool peeps will come hang. I do hope more fun stuff like how other anons have been chatting happens in this thread. Love me some wholesome community interaction.>>85186420Thann you anon. After visiting b, x became my home base for a loooong time. Love paranormal things, horror stories, scary movies and all manner of creep. I was there when scp foundation, slenderman, backrooms became a thing. Now x is more spiritual and less like I remember but I am still fond of x.I have also recently come back, desu. Been kinda testing the waters in boards I wouldn't have visited in the past. It's nostalgic once you ignore all the gooner noise.
>>85186470how do you deal with your kid being partially a reflection of your ex? or was he some other guy's kid
I hope your bastard child grows up to resent his whore mother and you die in a ditch like the pos you are. Worthless cunt
>>85186391How did you get a nnew gf so quickly? did you meet her off 4chan?
>>85186444>>85186493>>85186469Hi thanks for visiting!>>85186458Yay glad you like the thread! I try to be a good host.On gif, not a lot as of late, I really don't enjoy trans or race-based things. Otherwise I saw a thread about kissing during sex I liked, and I'm warming up to gay content but only if the men are kin of more traditionally masculine. Love me some d./hm/ can get kind of samey too. I prefer full frontal or lounging men or like, men cumming etc.>>85186476My child actually looks most like me, and not like my ex very much. Some surprise recessive genes showed up in their hair color so they do look totally unique between the two of us. Unmistakably my child.In any case, my child is not their father so I just don't associate them with my ex.
>see thread, think I may get some sage advice from some old man who wants to pass along wisdom>first post (from thread preview) I see is "MY EX IS TRASH I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE FOR ME AND MY KID" >:cAnd thread hidden. Nothing of value to be found here.I actually got my hopes up a little too.
>>85186470I m glad you liked it; I used to love that when it first came out, lately I've been kinda shaken up by that sorta stuff though, lyrics included.
>>85184953what do you think about my poem? it's called 'cat died in a car crash'i remember i saw itit didnt see me it didnt know meits life was probably flashing before its eyesbut all its days were spent sleepingso it was justparalysed on that one repeating eventand it was fineand every morning i wake up and tryto remember the exact moment i fell asleepi cantwhen i die i hope thats what flashes before mineand that satnav of my lifetakes me round in circlesforeverwho put the cat in a car?did they kiss it goodnight?
What do you do for work, cookie-chan?
>>85186470>It's nostalgic once you ignore all the gooner noise.fine we'll go back to the old days
>>85186586Shaken up like, some emotional stuff coming up?>>85186598I think it's very personal and empathetic. I like reading it over and while I can't give much like professional feedback I just wanted to say thank you for sharing it. When did you write it? >>85186605Just entry level corpo desk jockey stuff. I do hope to advance! I like my workplace a lot and everyone there is super sweet so that's why I made cookies. >>85186614Not what I meant but interesting you consider that nostalgia! As in no more please I hate it.
>>85186458It can be, there was an interesting thread on fascia a few weeks ago that I liked.>>85186470Yeah, I miss the greentext stories, marblehornets was so cash. What are some of your favorite horror movies?..and if course you're a boatlights appreciator, we couod have had it all...anyway I've been doing the same sort of, though I don't tend towards /trv/ or /cgl/ anywhere near as much as I used to.As far as /gif/ the romantic stuff usually has 't done it for me, though I fantasize about it.
>>85186651>Not what I meant but interesting you consider that nostalgia! As in no more please I hate it.megalol epic trolled
>>85186651i wrote it a few years ago, i hope it made you feel something, thats all i aim to do :)
>>85186651It's more about wanting to keep my unconscious free of negative thoughts. I used to be a lot more stalwart but reality has gotten really weird for me recently. Maybe I've been cautious about the wrong thing in thst regard though.
>>85186664Recently I was very impressed with Obsession! I also like Late Night with the Devil, Midsommar, Suspiria, Nope, The Substance. I enjoy all kinds of horror.The romantic stuff is like, the focus of kissing combined with the intensity of fucking. The warm close embrace. I actually really dislike kissing, don't like the wet. But I do it well!>>85186683Thank u 4 da bait.
I would like to talk to women online but I just cannot imagine a woman ever wanting to give me the time of day.
>>85186598Poem expert here, it's clear this poem is about your urge to have sex with animals
>>85186710You should watch August Underground if you like those movies, it's a good horror movie
>>85186950who cares what women think just message them and yapgetting rejected is the same as not doing anything anyway
>>85186950Hi anon. That insecurity is hard to fight through but it's really not all that bad. You'll get there. >>85186984That sounds good! I'll add it to my list.Anyway looks like this thread is losing steam for real now. Have a good night everyone! I'll float in if anyone still wants to talk but I think it's bedtime.
>>85186710Alrught, more stuff to check out! Skinamarink is something completely different and Ready or Not is sort of like The Purge and recently got a sequel.Anyway I like how that sounds super nice. I guess I more like to split them up sort of? Open with closeness, move to intensity, then aftercare/closeness. One of the women I was with didn't like to kiss while we were fucking, I think because she didn't wannt to get close but who knows. If you're open to share, what else do you like?
>>85186530A long time ago yes, if you know my lore you know who she is but I don't want to say more than that
