>tfw i'm nearly 25 and all my relationship experience has been e-dating women from this board i mean, it could be worse, right?
I'm nearly 30 and all my experience is from being findommed and e-cucked by women from this board.
am i the only truecel left here?
>>85204096what's your deal anyway? you tend to post this exact thing in a billion threads every day. don't think i'm not watching you...>>85204127you've been to in-person dating events so that makes me more of a truecel than you because i never did anything like that, lithuaniancel stockmaxxed-cel-kun
>>85204238Deal? I was just participating in the discussion you started.
>>85204086>i mean, it could be worse, right?I mean yeah it actually could be worse lol >>85204127What is that food? Chicken breast and veggies? looks good
why not have an e-gf become an irl gf?
>>85204273I can't photoshop my penis IRL
>>85204256and i was trying to shift the discussion towards (you) let me step into your mind, Criss Angel style>>85204258i thought it was poutine at first glance but i don't think they have it in his neck of the woods >>85204273mostly due to being geographically impaired and no one loving me enough to want to come see me
>>85204273She's in a different continent than me
>>85204127Ew what is that slop bro
if you weren't saddled with so much propaganda and ragebait you wouldn't give a shit about relationshits
>>85204238i will drag you out of your neet cave to one of those dating events. we will go together, holding hands if you're shy.>>85204258>What is that food? Chicken breast and veggies? looks goodthe technique i made that with is called chicken foil packet. and yes, chicken breast, bacon, bell paprica and uhh.. green cucumber shaped veggie. mexican seasoning and bbq sauce. bread sticks from the grocery store.>>85204295what slop do you make?
>>85204086i technically dated this dude irl for like.. 2 months and it was horrid and awful so he doesn't countso erm this is so me fr... wtf!!!
>>85204278tragic >>85204290tragic but not hopeless >>85204286>geographically impairedare you in romania? I guarantee there is at least one woman out there who would visit
>>85204388Tragic yes, but we're working on ourselves to see each other. I really hope its soon
>>85204380You're a girl? I thought you were a bro
>>85204368>i will drag you out of your neet cave to one of those dating events. we will go together, holding hands if you're shy.i like that strategy. if two truecels fusion danced, that would create a normal guy, right? we'd be irresistible together. >>85204380>tripfag>normalfag>ebonicspeakgrim.>>85204388>are you in romania?yes...>I guarantee there is at least one woman out there who would visitthey usually joke about me being part of a cabal of human trafficker organ harvesters
>>85204086How did you manage that, on what board.
>>85204368not any of the anons related here but personally if i had a skinny pretty boy friend i'd probably do some shit like this and take them to the gym with me a lot and slowly we'd do more risque shit like trying on undrwear for each other as a joke because "haha faggots must look so ridiculous in this" then we'd get drunk together one night and make love while holding handsanyways i'm straight i'm just going insane because i have nobody thats all
>>85204397i am indeed a lady !! hi hello howdy>>85204417>ebonicspeaki'm just a zoomer man Relax!!!!!!also there's a 50% chance i've been on this board longer than you>>85204427i was junas's stalker for many months and uh.. we ended up dating. we plan on getting married in a few years lolz
>>85204427read my post again, but slowly this time
>>85204417ROMANIANCEL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT IS THAT YOU?WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BEYBLADE AVATARS YOU MAKE IT MORE DIFFICULT TO ESCAPE MY OBLIGATORY "POST YOUR EMAIL SO I CAN SEND YOU COMIC BOOK SCREENSHOTS" NIGGERANYWAYS THE FOLLOWING USERS CAN KILL THEMSELVES:>>85204096>>85204380>>85204428
>>85204428fujosisters we are so winning today...>>85204417I will take one for the team and visit, ya know just to put in a good word that you are not an organ trafficker
>>85204440>also there's a 50% chance i've been on this board longer than youunless you are Johnny Neptune's retarded daughter, i highly doubt that >>85204461the beyblade avatars are for special occasions i.e when i want to feelspost. >SO I CAN SEND YOU COMIC BOOK SCREENSHOTS" NIGGERwhat have you been reading? i remember when we talked about Hulk comix. recently i've been into the Superboy-Prime stuff, the current run where he takes over as the main Supes. every issue makes me go "he's literally me" >>85204467hey you're kinda cute, we should make out...
>>85204506i appeared aroundddddd 2016/2017 iirc
>>85204523i was there when r9k skype groups were still a thing and i was getting bootycalled by women twice my age at 3am instead of getting ready for school. jk, they just wanted to dramatically retell the plot of togainu no chi to me. but that meant they were totally into me, right?
>>85204506>what have you been reading?STILL HULK SHIT A LOT OF THE TIME LOL BUT I READ THIS MINI SERIES CALLED "68" WHERE IT'S LIKE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IN THE VIETNAM WARSO SOLDIERS HAVE TO KILL LIKE HORRIFIC DISGUSTING UNTHINKING CREATURES AND STILL FRAG ZOMBIES SOMETIMES TOO IT'S BADASSANYWAYS YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE SO OBVIOUS IF YOU'RE FEELSPOSTINGENEMIES WILL GAIN YOUR WEAKNESSESALSO IM STILL PISSED THAT YOU TOLD ME A GIRL WAS ALL LUSTFUL N SHIT TO YOU AND YOU TURNED HER DOWN I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND KILL YOU FOR IT
>>85204553idk anime but that sounds scaryi recall many a robot trying to hop in my dms but... well tbf they didn't know my age and........ i mean that'd probably still happeni can hardly remember things from that long ago. my memory around the time is non-existent :Danyways i am NOT normal. i take NORMAL PILLS but it cannot contain me...............
>>85204086Yeah you could be 35 in the same situation, my first one was last august and it is the closest I have been to anyone as an adult
buna seara niggas
>>85204553WHY DID ALL OF MY FRIENDS GET PREYED UPON BY THE OPPOSITE SEX BUT MEI FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING OUT*STOPS BEATING MIGRANT WORKER FOR CA$H* AM I TRULY SO OFFPUTTING?P.S YEAH IF THEY WERE TELLING A TEENAGE BOY ABOUT NITRO+ GAY PORNO THEY 100% WANTED YOUWELL NOT "YOU" PER SAYTHEY WANTED YOU TO FUCK OTHER DUDES BUT IT HALF COUNTS MAYBE THAT SHOULD BOOST YOUR SELF ESTEEM>>85204569IVE NEVER SPOKEN TO YOU AT ALL BUT YOU MAKE ME WANT TO TURN YOU INTO THE MARILYN MONROE OF SNUFF FILMS PLEASE NEVER POST AFTER ME AGAIN YOUR FUMES MAKE ME LOOK LIKE LESS OF A PIMP BY PROXY
>>85204587idk what ur saying but i'm sosorry .......................
>>85204556>SO SOLDIERS HAVE TO KILL LIKE HORRIFIC DISGUSTING UNTHINKING CREATURES AND STILL FRAG ZOMBIES SOMETIMES TOO IT'S BADASSyou might enjoy this comic called Crossed by Garth Ennis. it's also an apocalyptic story, but the gimmick revolves around a virus that makes people act on their basic instincts. it essentially shuts the part of the brain that processes reason and logic. so as you can imagine, all the infected become sadistic cannibal rapists. it's probably the zombie apocalypse concept taken to its absolute extreme. >ALSO IM STILL PISSED THAT YOU TOLD ME A GIRL WAS ALL LUSTFUL N SHIT TO YOU AND YOU TURNED HER DOWN I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND KILL YOU FOR ITi didn't turn her down thoughbeit. her family didn't like the fact that i wasn't part of the mormon church so they ripped her away from me. she was a scene girl, too...>>85204569yes, yes you're such a wholesome r*ddit chungus and you won all the internetz *yawn*>>85204578don't worry, i'll be in your shoes in 10 years time. i'll keep you company when you become a 45 year old truecel. >>85204584numa numa >>85204587speaking of nitro+, i was huge into Demonbane at the time. god, that was a cool VN. there's nothing else like it. i remember trying to get them into it in those skype calls, and they were like "but where's the gay sex though?"
>>85204506>hey you're kinda cute, we should make outsounds fun, perhaps we should...
>>85204632that the an extremely embarrassing thing to sayough i got 2nd hand embarrassment. ouch. oOugh.. Ouuhhh.........
>>85204632>you might enjoy this comic called Crossed by Garth EnnisI'VE HEARD IT'S TORTURE PORN AND KIND OF SHITI LIKE REALLY GAY EDGY OVER THE TOP SHIT THOUGH BECAUSE I'M A PIMP WHO LOVES OSTENTATIOUS DISPLAYS OF GIBBITUDESO WHO KNOWSMIGHT CHECK IT OUT.I'LL PUT IT ON THE BACKLOG WHEN IG ET DONE TURNING NEPTUNE INTO MEALPREP FODDER> her family didn't like the fact that i wasn't part of the mormon church so they ripped her away from me>HE COULDN'T JOIN A CULT THAT'D GIVE HIM RESOURCES SUCH AS CA$H MARRIAGE AND PRIME UTAH REAL ESTATEYOU'RE WEAK.*FLICKS CAPE*I USE EVERYTHING AT MY DISPOSAL. THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO WIN. THAT'S WHY I'M BETTER.>>85204632>speaking of nitro+, i was huge into Demonbane at the time.I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT BUT WHEN I LOOKED IT UP I IMMEDIATELY SAW A BADASS WEB 1.0 LOOKING WEBPAGE FOR IT AND 4:3 WALLPAPERS OF ELF CHICKSSO NEEDLESS TO SAY I'M GOING TO LOOK IT UP ON NYAA.
>>85204657i'll be your Bustafellow for tonight, let's go on a cute date that you'll remember for the rest of your life...>>85204658that was my nicest attempt to get you to stop posting in this thread. did it work yet? >>85204687i'm surprised Demonbane's sort of fallen into obscurity in recent times. i remember back in the day when i was browsing /m/, it was like the go-to VN recommendation everyone used to give out. they used to pit it against Getter Robo a lot.
>>85204731>i'm surprised Demonbane's sort of fallen into obscurity in recent times.WELL YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER FOR COMPLETE FAGGOTS (LIKE YOURS TRULY) NOT IMMERSED ENOUGH INTO THIS WORLD THEY'LL PROBABLY KNOW LIKESAYA NO UTA AND DDLC, TOPSMAYBE IF YOU'RE LUCKY THEY'LL ALSO KNOW KATAWA SHOUJO AND RANCE BUT THAT'S A TOSS UPI WON'T PRETEND 2 BE MORE ENLIGHTENED ON THE SUBJECT THOUGH LMAOI'M A NORMALFAG ON THE SUBJECT OF QUALITY VNS OTHER THAN THE SHITTY SMUT I READ AND ALSO RANCEFUCK I LOVE RANCE SO MUCHITS JUS SOMETHING IVE NOTICED.WHAT'S /M/ EVEN LIKE THESE DAYS I FEEL LIKE THEY MUST BE STARVED OF DECENT MECHA SHIT NOW
>>85204731>let's go on a cute date that you'll remember for the rest of your lifeI will gladly take you up on that offer!
>>85204791>MAYBE IF YOU'RE LUCKY THEY'LL ALSO KNOW KATAWA SHOUJOwhether they know Katawa Shoujo or not is almost like a litmus test on how long they've used this place for. do you still like Yuri from DDLC?:) >WHAT'S /M/ EVEN LIKE THESE DAYS I FEEL LIKE THEY MUST BE STARVED OF DECENT MECHA SHIT NOWi haven't been on there in ages because the catalog is 99% Gundam. and i mean, i like Gundam, but it feels like such a waste to have a board dedicated to an entire genre only for everyone to discuss one show. it's like if /o/ was nothing but Subaru threads. >>85204828and i'll gladly ruffle your hair, you dork
>>85204887>do you still like Yuri from DDLC?:)YES SHE IS STILL MY WIFEI'M AT A LOSS, THOUGH.WITH REALITY BECOMING MORE OF A FACTOR IN MY LIFE IT IS MORE AND MORE DIFFICULT TO WAIFUFAG AS HARD AS I USED TO.I DON'T HAVE THE PREREQUISITE DELUSION ANYMORE AND IT IS BREAKING MY HEART.STILL THOUGH I LOVE HER DOG SHIT WRITING PROBABLY BECAUSE I'VE ALSO TRANSPOSED HANAKO ONTO HER IN MY MIND BY ACCIDENTBUT YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT KS I THIONK IN GENERAL PEOPLE PRETTY MUCH ONLY KNOW THE SHITTY WESTERN VNS IF THEY KNOW ANY AT ALLWHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH RANCE THIS YEARPICTURE OF MY GORGEOUS WIFE BTW
>>85204887you are so cute romanyan!
>>85204971>WHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH RANCE THIS YEARi have so many good memories playing Kichikuou Rance when i was younger. that one's a legitimately good strategy game on top of being a good eroge. did you know it was supposed to be Alicesoft's last game because they were going out of business, so they wanted to go out with a bang? turns out Kichikuou did so well that it saved the company, and they ended up rebooting the timeline so they could keep making Rance games after that. >>85204975if you keep saying stuff like that, i'll magically appear in your dms and send you more arm pics
>>85204086i'm 25 and i've never even tried dating and i've never even applied for a jobso yes
>>85205027>if you keep saying stuff like that, i'll magically appear in your dms and send you more arm pics?!?! waow... romanyan you are so handsome and cool and the most interesting poster in /r9k/ history!
>>85204086>i mean, it could be worse, right?I mean you could end up with someone, to then have shit still turn out significantly worse for you. I did that shit 3 times in a row, haven't done it since.>>85205031how have you lived an entire quarter of your life and not tried? were you just disinterested?
>>85205243i'm incredibly apathetic nowadays yes, but i also probably have avpd or something like that
>>85205031what do you usually do for fun? i'm extremely reclusive myself but i still get social cravings sometimes. >>85205152that's it, you're getting sexed up tonight >>85205243>I mean you could end up with someone, to then have shit still turn out significantly worse for you. I did that shit 3 times in a row, haven't done it since.could you tell us a quick summary of how each of those 3 times turned out and how it made things significantly worse from you? i'm curious to hear your experiences because i'm a filthy e-dater only.
>>85205262understandable, I've had those same seeds planted in me during the pandemic and my avoidance only got worse over time. nowadays most of my real interactions are online.>>85205288>could you tell us a quick summary of how each of those 3 times turned out and how it made things significantly worseI have exceptionally bad judgement in women, but to really give specific reasons: the first one was a girl I met right before high school that I needed help from my friends to ask out, we lasted 2 years, lost our cards to each other, I snuck out to see her during the pandemic. it ended after she cheated on me during a work break. second was a rebound that came onto me hard like 2-3 weeks later, ended up with a false allegation that went nowhere after we got caught fucking. the third was a year later. I met someone else through a mutual friend, we dated for like 2-4 months before I was altered to by the same friend with photo proof that she was likely doing shit behind my back. get broken up pre-emptively once she found out I was suspicious.
>>85205430it sounds like you've been extremely unlucky which is unfortunate, but if nothing else, i'm sure that those experiences have helped you mature and shaped you into a better version of yourself, right? i've come to realize that having negative experiences in life is still better than having nothing at all. you can't mold something from nothing, but you can take a negative experience and mold it into personal growth. i wish i had come to this conclusion when i was younger instead of spending so much time being afraid of people.
>>85205288>how it made things significantly worse from youforgot to answer this part lmao.yeah alongside other life events, my trust is indiscriminately destroyed in 99% of the women I interact with as a default now. damn near all. family, and even alot of my female friends I stay notably on higher guard around, even physically having my body tense up at times. I have to remind myself all the time that I need to be the one to allow myself to feel comfortable when I'm in vulnerable situations, but most of the time I never allow myself to be in those vulnerable situations in the first place due to emotional and sometimes physical avoidance.
>>85204086Im 36 and i have zero relationship experience.
>>85205536that's it, you win. i kneel.
>>85205530>but most of the time I never allow myself to be in those vulnerable situations in the first place due to emotional and sometimes physical avoidance.that sounds like a lonely way to live...
>>85204086I'm 28 and the closest I got to a woman was one poking the back of my hand last year. I'll never forget that
>>85207075>one poking the back of my hand last yearKYAAA tell us the full story of how it happened, player
>>85207086>Working in lab for uni work>Working alone so get paired up with girl>As we're working she pokes the back of my hand to ask me to pass her some gloves>Don't hear her because she mumbled>She gets the gloves herself anywayAnd then I never saw her again
>>85204086>e-datingNo such thing. What you did was roleplaying with strangers.
>>85204086I can't even get past the introduction part without sperging out and deleting them the day after. I'm not meant to talk to women, not even online. I want to be with one, I really do, but i'm just not compatible. I wish women were as autistic and chill as men.
>>85207117do you think if you had heard her, that would've triggered some kind of butterfly effect that would've altered the course of your life forever? maybe you would've locked eyes as you turned around to face her, and that's when everything would've clicked into place.>>85207128you might find it ridiculous that someone would do such a thing if you're somewhat well adjusted, but for some of us, roleplaying with strangers is all we have... i'd rather have a facsimile of the real thing than nothing at all. >>85207195i used to have a similar experience back when i tried using normgroid dating apps a few years back just to see what it was like. i'd get to the introduction stage and the conversations would always be so dry and uninteresting to the point where i was like "ughhh i really don't wanna talk to this person at all" it was like pulling teeth because they never had any hobbies, dreams or any interesting thoughts on anything at all. when i'd get to the point where i was completely checked out of the convo, i'd say something really weird or provocative out of the blue just to see how they react before unmatching me. the point i'm trying to make with all of this is that maybe it's not that you're not meant to talk to women, but rather you haven't found ones who match your autism yet. you couldn't pay me to talk to most neurotypical women for extended periods of time without wanting to commit suicune, but when i talk to mentally ill chan women, the conversations always flow naturally and we never run out of things to say.
>>85207424>you couldn't pay me to talk to most neurotypical women for extended periods of time without wanting to commit suicune, but when i talk to mentally ill chan women, the conversations always flow naturally and we never run out of things to sayI'm too retarded and unserious to talk to women. I find the easiest way to talk to them is when banting and joking with others (men). When it comes to talking to them alone it's like I have nothing to say. I'm not a fag btw.
>>85207424>do you think if you had heard her, that would've triggered some kind of butterfly effectNo. I could tell from out brief talk that our personalities were not compatible in the slightest. Also if I had heard her I probably wouldn't have looked her in the eyes or even thought to.
>>85204096everyone who edates is being findommed and i've never seen otherwise except in blackmailing cases where they're blackmailing an underage girl who was too friendly.
>>85207441>I find the easiest way to talk to them is when banting and joking with others (men). When it comes to talking to them alone it's like I have nothing to say.what's stopping you from acting the same way around women? most women are extremely receptive to bantering and teasing. you can think of them as your bros if it makes things easier. >>85207448you seem like a sweet guy. sounds like you need an assertive woman who'll force you to look her in the eyes because you'll have no other choice. and *that's* when everything will fall into place. >>85207489>everyone who edates is being findommedi'm sure women are frothing at the mouth for a crumb of my europoor neetbux...>otherwise except in blackmailing cases where they're blackmailing an underage girl who was too friendly.this one is true. i used to know guys who did that. most of them are in jail or od'd though.
>>85204086of course it could be worse you could've been e-dating dudes from this board
>>85207519they really are trying to get that don't be fooled they want those bucks just as much as chadbux and they were holding out for it because it's steady income and attention but eventually the attention isn't enough. im assuming you don't edate anymore.
>>85207519>you seem like a sweet guy.That's kind of you thank you. Sure it might be what I need but I have no reason to believe it'll ever change. I appreciate the sentiment though
im 6'3 and i have never been in a relationship
>>85207538i couldn't even begin to tell you how many guys from this board have offered to e-date me over the years. many friendships were lost because of it. prison gayness is one hell of a thing. it doesn't help that i'm not the most masculine guy in the world, so they probably imagine me as a girl and think "hmm, close enough" >>85207557>im assuming you don't edate anymore.h-hahah yeah, why would i keep doing it, right? genuine answer is i'm single right now but not opposed to e-dating someone if the pendulum swings that way. not actively trying to force anything however. long-term female friends would be nice to have, too. >>85207560>Sure it might be what I need but I have no reason to believe it'll ever changeif nothing else, that entire experience proves that women find you desirable enough to make physical contact with you unprompted. that means they feel comfortable around you and that you must give off a friendly, non-threatening aura to them which is a solid foundation to build on.>>85207564world's strongest volcel
>>852075646'5" and I've only edated 1.5 women from RuneScape.
>>85207624>it doesn't help that i'm not the most masculine guy in the world, so they probably imagine me as a girl and think "hmm, close enough"NTA but I was gonna say something really faggotish and stopped myselfNotice me though sempai
>>85204086>it could be worse, right?You are correct. Nearly 32, no dating experience whatsoever.
>>85208086>1.5 womenwhat happened to the other .5?>from RuneScape.don't tell me that standing around in the central hub and spamming "buying gf" actually works >>85208187>NTA but I was gonna say something really faggotish and stopped myselfthere's no need to keep any secrets. we're all anonymous here, aren't we?>Notice me though sempaihi.>>85208275not even a tiny bit of erp just to feel something?
>>85208520>hi.HiI was just gonna say maybe it's not seeing you as a chick or whatever but you being pretty sweet and nice and romantic, and maybe they relate to you and want you to be happy which is why they'd feel compelled to get your attention and why they'd say fag shit to you and think about you in the showerNot me though. Other guys.
>>85204127Is InteractiveBrokers good? What made you decide to start using it?
>>85208645that was surprisingly heartfelt. you're sweet. next time guys like that think about me in the shower, they should wash themselves up nice and hard for me, okay? i'll hold my fingers up and count to five, and by the time i'm done, i want them to be squeaky clean hm-hm.
>>85208520>not even a tiny bit of erpI can just wank if I want to get my rocks off, can't masturbate a heart however. Not without needing immediate, risky surgery at least.
