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Im 6'4 and not fat (195lb) and white and have a thick full head of hair and a deep voice.
Yet I am a failed normie and barely have sex. Fakecel even.
But with the statistics I have I should be drowning in pussy, wish I was.

The only flaws are I barely shower and dont take care of my teeth and im anxious freak and can't cold approach girls because I dont want to bother them or seem like a creep

So what should I do
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I mean, you just stated your problems.

The fuck you want us to say you know what you need to do already.
Do it already.
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>>85204134
But even if i brush my teeth and shower I still wouldn't be allowed to cold approach
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>>85204147
Nigga you dont brush your teeth or shower.
You got bigger problems here, youre gonna be toothless.
Thats one
Number two is that you clearly arent in the state where you could sustain a relationship. Wagwan you cant even sustain your hygene. Thats your FIRST step. Other things come after. Stop wallowing in your inaction and depression. Get up already. If you want, i can sugest some easy steps for you to take :)
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>>85204090
>Im 6'4
Imagine failing the tutorial while using cheat codes. That's OP, that is
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>>85204181
I'll shower and brush my teeth every day if I have a gf to do it for
>>85204308
Height literally doesnt matter anymore due to modern hoeflation, im like a 5/10 and being 6'4 only increases my rating to like a 5.2/10
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>>85204361
Nigga said "if i have a gf to do it for"
Youre funny bruh.
Now why would a girl with dignity want a dude who doesnt even clean himself at all?
Go take a shower anon, the crustyness is seeping into your skull and making you think weird. Clean yourself and scrub well and brush your teeth and floss then come back.
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>>85204090
>I barely shower and dont take care of my teeth
Wtf, brush your fucking teeth nigger
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I didn't brush my teeth for like 5 years. Now I brush twice a day. At the beginning it sucks but it becomes a habit and you feel weird if you don't do it. It takes like 2 minutes bro.
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You're too tall after cross-referencing responses across multiple AI models and search engines the ideal height for attraction seems to be 188 cm
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>>85204090
>clearly attractive
>bonus for lack of showering
Are you british?
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>>85204411
Do you floss? Just curious

>>85204419
Oh nice i'm 188cm's, can't wait to down in pussy now...any minute now
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>>85204716
It helps to not be an obese autistic shut-in retard who wastes his prime cognitive years pouring energy and attention into video games
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>>85204727
I'm not really any of those things besides a shut in but fair
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Holy shit dude brush and floss. You probably already need a root canal from your fucked teeth. Wash your asshole with soap and water. Get in there and scrub.
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>>85204716
>Do you floss? Just curious
Nah that's way too much work. Just brush and tongue scraper
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>>85204867
>Holy shit dude brush and floss. You probably already need a root canal from your fucked teeth. Wash your asshole with soap and water. Get in there and scrub.
>westerns dont wash their ass after they shit, just rub with paper
kek
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>>85204892
I wash my ass after I shit. I don't know how people just wipe or just use a bidet after shitting.
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>>85204090
uhm is pic related?
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>>85204090
>the only flaws are I'm gross
You're probably depressed too then, its the only reason to neglect your body.
Go and shower
Then brush your teeth PROPERLY
Make these a daily habit (teeth twice) and I promise you will have a crumb more self worth. You then use this to start exercising which will give you more self worth from all the chemicals your brain will reward you with

From here you become more desirable without any conscious effort on top of being happier. Its about creating and maintaining an upward spiral of self respect. No woman will want an unwashed sadboy
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>>85204090
you're fat (life begins at 11% faggot)
and you're poor
Get a six pack, then get six figures



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