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My dad was 5'5 and my mom is 5'3 what the hell were they thinking dawg
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>>85204939
That they wanted a son to love
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My dad is 5'5" and my mom is 5'7" and I'm 6'3", even with these damning starting conditions Chadson is not impossible
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>>85204956
5'9 male

6'3 dad
5'7 mom
6'5 cousin
6'2 grandpa

Wait for it

5'3 grandma. God damnit she was a sweetheart and I loved her but whyyyyyy
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>>85204973
I'm also literally the exact height of her dad down to the cm from military records we also look strikingly similar so it definitely was her dominant genes.
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>>85204973
It's really a crapshoot, my maternal grandma is short af, probably around 5'3" or even less, but her husband was 6'3" and their sons were 6'3" and 5'10"ish respectively , dad's mom was probably normal height and his dad was I think around 6'0" in his prime but he's 90 now and lost a significant amount of height
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>>85204951
Well they got one (until my dad killed himself). But what was the point

>>85204956
Damn so it didn't have to be over but it was
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>>85204989
>until my dad killed himself
Well that's fucked up bro, sorry that happened
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>>85204939
My parents are slightly shorter than yours and I turned out 5'1 as a female which is okay but the problem is I have a crush on a manlet and now we can't be together cause I'd be dooming my hypothetical children. It sucks.
(Fun fact: my dad is a chad who's been popular with women his whole life regardless of his height)
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>>85204956
So who did your mom cuck your "dad" with?
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>>85204973
grandpa was like 6'3"
grandma was like 4'11"

As a result:
uncle 5'4
mom 5'0
dad 5'3
me 5'5
m cousin 5'5
m cousin 5'6
f cousin 4'10

Funniest part is they all have lives with many partners while I'm the only one who has been single forever lol.
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>>85204939
>My dad was 5'5 and my mom is 5'3 what the hell were they thinking dawg
they were thinking you would use it as a fuel to become something greater. my parents are millionaires, that's their cope for being short. i am a poorfag neeting of them since i failed to grow up. they don't have it in them to kick me out; this was their dream actually, and it helps i am a frugal hermit. yes, i'm bragging that i can neet; hopefully some wagie reads this
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>>85205008
Her dad and brother are 6'3" so it skipped a generation methinks, her strong Anglo genetics pinned down and raped my dad's weak French genes
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>>85204998
It's all good bro but it does further the question of why? Like why have a miserable son and then pull that shit? What was the point?

>>85205012
Yea Im good, would have rather been born in an easier life
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>>85204939
>dad was 5'5
>mom was 5'4
>dad's side were mostly around 5'2 - 5'5
>mom's side were mostly around 5'4 - 5'10
i'm in the middle so i'm 5'7
it's not so bad desu
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>>85204988
Yeah genetics really are just putting a lot of shit in a bottle and shaking it up. Her ancestors were starved peasants. I remember her being a very soft spoken lady but I don't talk to my bio family.
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>>85205032
>Like why have a miserable son and then pull that shit? What was the point?
Honestly who knows, maybe the universe is actually evil
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>>85205032
>Yea Im good, would have rather been born in an easier life
money is really the answer to most problems. if you can somehow get rich, focus on that.
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>>85205010
In the real world a lot of it really does come down to being extroverted, neurotypical, having no or resolved trauma and having social connections.
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>>85205064
Yea this is the long standing cope of my life. I have a good career but definitely not getting rich type career. Maybe one day Ill figure something out, idk

>>85205058
Real
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>>85204939
Manlet are cute, go twink mode
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>>85204939
>My dad was 5'5 and my mom is 5'3 what the hell were they thinking dawg
"Oh my god a second plane just hit"
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>>85205004
i don't get this. why insult someone you like here? i reserve my slurs and insensitivities for randos and jokes.
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>>85204988
seething manlet lol
>>85204973
5'9" is booortal. Manlet prince
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>>85204939
My dad is 6'2 but my mom is like 5'3 so I got cucked into being 5'10. It really does suck being a manlet
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>>85206560
If I ever have a son I'm giving him human growth hormone just in case.
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>>85206560
I think it has a lot to do with how large the mom is, bigger mom equals bigger womb



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