Could you beat 2009 Chris Chan in a fight? 5'10" and 215 pounds.
>>85205085I beat my 6'6 300lb friend in a fight. 5'11 190lb.
>>85205085People with his level of autism have this buff that comes with ungodly strength. Do you ever see those artists that like rip their caregivers ears off that's what I'm talking about. I'll probably just have to shoot the poor fucker. No I'm kidding of course I would win.
>>85205085im 5'6 and 120lbs. id lose no question
>>85205115>>85205114This is true because the autistic retard was stronger than literally everyone else on the football team. Second only to me. See? Retardation is the true power scaling.
>>85205085Yes. 5'11", 230lbs. I'm not in as good of shape as I used to be but I have done boxing and I used to lift.Also pretty sure he'd breakdown and cry after a few punches
>>85205141He might, but if you insult his Sonichu medallion he gains a rage buff powerup and ignores his cowardly default displacement until the enemy is dead and no less.Basically, you're fucked. Chris Chan's power is unimaginable.
>>85205126I'm 5'5" 110lb, if I get on your shoulders we'll equal a whole man and could beat him easy.
>>85205157True, I forgor about Sonichu. I kneel before the king.
>>85205085Is it like a fair fight or can I kick him down there?I did a lot of sparring back in middle school and the occasional fights in high school, one thing about me is I never played fair
the dark line under his tits is acanthosis nigricans from his hyperglycemia.
>>85205221So you're a coward who fights like a girl? Is this a flex in 2026?>>85205217Never tell me the odds. Chris can bleed.
>>85205238>nigricansMOOOOOORTYYYYYYYI TURNED MYSELF INTO A MINORITY, MORTY
>>85205241>you must fight with HONOR and CHIVALRYI have an advantage, I'm gonna use it
>>85205266You're only supposed to use that advantage if you're a chick and you're getting raped, are you such a weak faggot you think the dude's gonna rape you after or are you really just a weak lil noodle foid?
>>85205085I'd like to think so, but probably not. I'm exactly like >>85205126
>>85205336>normal dude vs tard with tard strengthokay
>>85205356You're gonna lose anyway, be honest. Tard strength is unmatched. Take the L with some dignity, don't be remembered as the guy who fights like a raped girl.
>>85205085Tard strength is real. Nothing more terrifying than a down-syndromelet going apeshit, getting down with the sickness.
>>85205378>you can win if you do X>but you shouldn't do X because reasonsokaythis is why you guys are broke
>>85205396You're broke because you don't think about tard fight logistics enough. I'm starting underground tard cage matches. Are you in or out?
>>852050852009 Ian Brandon Anderson solos the verse im sorry to tell you that
>>85205115You're thinking of down's syndrome. They don't have a concept of percentage of strength so they always use 100% in everything they do.It's like they're constantly working out just by living. Retard strength is real.
>>85205515Based kek downie strength
>>85205515Downies fall into two categories Either the pitbulls of disability or the golden retrievers of disability.
>>85205085He actually looks like a fun dude, I wish I could have been his friend and saved him from internet bullies.His room has soul.
>>85205085yeah I can curl way more than 215. I'd rag doll him. Especially if he can't lift his own body weight.
His room, back in 2009, didn't have any 2010s/2020s anime memorabilia.Curious.
>>85205719>made art he genuinely loved>spent his allowance on clay for medallions>wrote sincere letters to Nintendo Power>had a real zest for life, spent his time doing what he lovedClassic CWC is a higher life form than most of the social media junkies and third-worlders you encounter online today.
>>85205085I'm 5ft 9.5in 260lbs and took boxing lessons and tkd as a kid. I also had a weightlifting phase in my 20's and early 30's where towards the end I benched 200lbs and could clean and military press 135lbs. I also could deadlift 400lbs I think it was and squat 200 lbs. I'm an out of shape 37 year old now though but there's residual muscle I guess.You tell me.
>>85206541Oh yeah. Also I'm schizophrenic so I guess I'm also fucking retarded too. I'd just yell EGGS BENEDICT at him or something while he's eating breakfast until they take me away. Majin Vegeta his ass
>>85206541>>85206566we also have the same nipples except mine are hairy and I have a hairy pansa
>>85205085Yes. There's a "workout" video he once did which shows how low his strength/stamina is. He's been in very poor shape for most of his life.
>>85205085Have you even seen how effortlessly he spun that 10/10 pornstar on his knob? He is handling her like she was full of air. Chris would cave anyone's head in with ease.
