mfw work in 30 edition
Tell us about your own personal Jihad anon.
Heavy pregabalin use planned for today
>>85206599Weed for me, dude. Shrink appointment tonight.
Helpers prolapsed battyhole edish
>>85206681Therapists don't know shit, lad. They cause more mental health problems than they cure.
>>85206698>It's going to get worse before it gets better Anon, trust the process.
Last one fell off page 10. You clearly need Budey and Welper as sustenance.
>>85206698We'll see, and by we I mean all aspects of me, id ego n superego.I wonder what I'll waffle on about today. Plus I need to test him as well, is it worth it?, what tactics does he have. Not sure if last week he just commented outloud, or a try stroke the fragile ego thing, he called me intelligent, to which i said meh, then prattled on about a quote about faust I'd heard from a manly p hall audiobook. It's a good quote, IMO. Like faust we stand with all our lore, fools no wiser than before. I interpret it as, it's not just about knowing everything, we need to experience things as well.
>payday>250 to debts>just bought a bivi bag, nose trimmer and moustache wax for 100>only 14 days till my next pay dayMight even get on a train to Scotland now I'm big ballin. Lifes good.
imagine being a therapist and having to deal with mongs like >>85206768 on a daily basis, id unironically rather work in a windowless warehouse with browns
>>85206806Yeah but you type in lowercase so your point is immediately dismissed.
Great Japanese journey railways journey on bbc.See they fucking done this for you.
Lots of people really do just have a big tellybox screen in the corner of their living room. First thing they do in the morning is switch it on and beam "the news" into their head for 60 minutes. Thoughts, feelings, sentiments, emotions, opinions, topics to pay attention to, topics to not pay attention to etc just handed to them consciously and subliminally by a posh voice. Their entire construction of the world formed by the tellybox. Every day. And you can't even say "it's like 1984" because it's worse - they don't have to do this. They can choose to not watch, but don't. I don't know why people do this to themselves.
>>85206903Whereas you rush to 4chan for scintillating conversations that push the boundaries of your intelligence.
Me? I just sit on the sofa in silence and stare at the wall. That means I'm better than you.
>>85206971How did you post this post then?
going B&M to lech over some council estate slags x
>>85207018Me? Going to B&M for some Pedigree dog treats.
>>85206903I also like music first thing in the morning. Only have freeview radio where I am, but usually pop youtube on, but then there's the algorithm to fight against.Telly is crap, either bbseeyouareracistyanazi or good, mourning Britain, ch4 is ok cheers and frasier are great.
>>85207018Home bargains is a good one as well.>>85207019Me? Going for a spliff then taking the dog for a walk.
deadline for uni applications approachingmums been asking why i dont give it another go
>>85207030Ask her why she doesn't mind her own business the bloodeh SLAG!
>>85207030better than working a shit job for minimum wage
>>85207018Shame you'll never be brave enough to talk to women.
>>85207053Why talk when I can look at their tight little bodies? Fucking gay are you?
>>85207045she isnt overbearing to be fair>>85207049spose yeah, didnt enjoy it the first attempt at all thoughever
As for me I dropped out of uni. Over 10 years ago now... my back hurts.
>>85207030Is there any courses that seem appealing?
>>85207089Three courses for 18 quid it lush. Gonna get the sticky toffee pudding for all three.
Me? IQ too low for uni unfortunately. I can either do manual labour for minimum wage or pretend to be disabled and collect bennies. Easy choice.
>>85207089not really, thats the main issuei did history initially because i enjoyed it in school and just couldnt get into it at all, so much reading walls of texti dont have many interests or skills so not much stands out to meenglish i quite liked in school but i imagine its even more reading walls of textphilosophy i like but probably not smart enough for, also walls of text
IT'S BENNIES TILL I DIEIT'S BENNIES TILL I DIEI KNOW IT IS I KNOW IT ISIT'S BENNIES TILL I DIE
>>85207116Become an investment banker like frosty jackz
>>85207116Could you look into free online courses of those things? See what they're like, then if it's something you like then apply for uni next year.
>>85207132wouldnt mind it
>>85207135that was something she suggestedthe open university or whatever its calledcould try it yeahi just feel so inept that i doubt id be able to concentrate on it honestlyit took me like two weeks to stop going to classes or doing work when i first tried uni, and ive only gotten more retarded since then
>>85207135Not him but what's the point in studying a non-vocational subject nowadays?
It American Dad Wednesday. x
i've got a brand new combine 'arvester 'n' i'll give you the key
>Just got up>Hafta ride out in 30ckin ell innitX
anal king of the north
>>85207179Breeding session with the gf later?
dreaming of being a river gypsy
>>85207190You ever watch Rosie and Jim?
>>85207194love those cunts
I don't even have the temptation to respond to twoll comments anymore desu. It so boring.
>>85207198Always made canal boats look cool to childhood me.
>>85207057Why just look at their tight little bodies when you can talk to them and charm them into bed? Fucking gay are you?
>>85207217I'd rather fist their arse and do my best Zippy impression.
Lots of hard men on britfeel
iv recently come to the realisation that i look like a serb
>>85207224*flexes on you* coooor!
Christ save me it's going to hit 34 again today. Just the one day and then it's back down to 26 tomorrow but holy shit I've had enough of this baking heat. I really do hate the summer. Cooler weather is objectively better in every way. Normies gushing over hot weather is the same subsentient mindset that people who go mad for spicy food have.
Scat fetishists are interesting. I won't deny that there is something appealing about watching a pretty girl pop out a turd but it's not sexually arousing at all. Can you get on PIP if poop gives you an erection?
>>85207248>i look like a serblets go bowling
>>85207253i sick of all these weird fucking fetishist why cant people just be normal bloody lgbq people hav to make everything werid fuck sake not avin it
>>85207257never played gta 4 desv
>>85207257Last good Rockstar game.
>lets go bowling
>>85207267why didnt you like 5?>>85207265it was geat i was obsessed back in the day
>>85207268Beard hiding his triple chin
>>85207282i miss enjoying gamingcompletely stopped over the past couple of years
>>85207221You're still going to have to build up the courage to talk to them first?
*Clang* Half ten and the dollies are out, like clockwork.
Imagine being a young Thai girl born in the rural areas to quite poor parents. You don't have many opportunities but then one day a friend of your dad offers you some waitressing/minor domestic work in Bangkok and you jump at the chance to make some money. You're only seven but you really want to help your parents because you've got such a pure heart. You arrive late at night and you're tired but your dad's friend says you have to start work immediately. Oh, okay. Well can't be too bad, he leads you to a small room behind a bar. It's bathed in red LED lights and has a fresh but small mattress on a cot in the corner. You ask if this is where your uniform is and his face loses all wholesomeness and he says sternly to get ready. You don't know what that means and you're getting scared. You stand there not knowing what to do until the door opens again and a fat minimum wage van driver in a crumpled shirt waddles in through the door.
>>85207300same. im middle aged and in starting my grumpy old man arc
>>85207142Nah don't be silly, just give it a try, I doubt you're as retarded as you think. Plus the open university one's might seem a bit trickier as there's nobody there to ask questions. It's good your mum's not trying to force you into something. But at times we need it.>>85207146Could be worth it if it's something somebody is interested in.
Got the shits this morning de lids.
>>85207314dry toast will sort that out m80
>>85207321Or just, you know, vegetables
>>85207327no that will make it worse
>>85207310yeah i really feel like i should because ill prob regret it later otherwisei actually spoke to my mum a few months ago and she said that she didnt want to be overbearing but also didnt want me to resent her when im older for not pushing hard enoughfeel like i owe it to her desusuppose ill have a look at some courses now
>>85207327whatever he puts up there, just remember to fill all the gaps so nothing drips out
>>85207340>whatever he puts up there, just remember to fill all the gapsfucking lmao
Saw dust and water to form a thick paste. Use a turkey baster or similar syringe type thing to pump up as much as you need. Seal it up with a wine cork. There, no more shits.
Me? I'm legit averaging about three showers a day. I just love showers.
>>85207142I tried doing an OU degree like 8 years ago. Just couldn't self motivate or concentrate on the study material, ended up fucking up my first module and then quitting. I also fucked up my attempts at attending an actual uni as well. Some of us just aren't cut out for academia, pointless trying it again unless you've got access to drugs or something that might help you focus.
>>85207346you'll turn the lad into a poo grenade
>>85207351water doesnt grow on trees y'know
>>85207339>feel like i owe it to her desuAnd yourself, but it's good she's being reasonable, and yes, there's a chance you'll regret not doing it when older.
>>85207327That will unironically make it worse. Vegetables are difficult to digest
>>85207352thats my fear reallyi did well in school so can attend decent unis but i absolutely hate the idea of living in some shithole surrounded by teenagers and attending classes in personstruggle to imagine myself not quitting again
>>85207357Trees collect water
Mongs ITT actually arguing that getting plenty of natural fibre in your diet through vegetables will make 'the shits' worse. I don't even know where to begin with you lot. How do you even tie your shoelaces before you head out?
>>85207384NTA but i wear loafers
>Raw vegetables are hard to digest because of tough plant cell walls, high levels of insoluble fiber (cellulose), and gas-producing carbohydrates. This extra work can lead to bloating, gas, and stomach pain.
co-worker keeps taking her shitty dog to the office and it lashes out randomly at least once a day, i hate dogs so fucking much why is this allowed?
>>85207432it just sits in the office with you all?
>>85207432tell HR that your worried for your safety
>>85207469>I need my dog because I have anxiety>We're very sorry for bothering you madame, we will fire that awful cis white male immediately and bring a civil suit against him on your behalf
>>85207484He could transition? I think that beats anxiety.But then deidre pulls her trump card, the fucken dog's blind.
>>85207508Only card he can play is the muslim one
This cricket controversy is fucking wild lmao. I have no care at all for the sport but holy shit it's so blatant. If the implicated guy doesn't get a straight lifetime ban I will lose the will to live.
>>85207437yes>>85207469its a tiny dog
>>85207517odd that
went to a lesbian bar last night de lxds went and got my neck done in like a henry hoover xx
morning friendshomosexual (but actually) thread todaybest of luck to universityanon if he goes in for that x>>85207562cor. were there any 'fit' 'birds'? (assuming you're a lesbian)was there a fire exit? (assuming you're not)
Sean and his cummy bummy
>>85207306Imagine doing something with your life other than imagining other people suffering.
Welpers bottom entering gapingtonshire
>>85207562>went and got my neck done in like a henry hooverwhat does this mean?
>>85207637Not him but, maybe a lesbian was tonguing his neck?Also, he's probably a she, but we're all lads on here, lad.
i have never replaced the bag inside my Henry Hoover. had it about 5 years. and it was already used when i acquired it (it was just here when i moved in).is this dangerous?
>>85207253me i'm into women shitting in public
never thought i would use a filter but here we are
>>85207661am i filterd?
*filters Anonymous*
>>85207705no dont do that i'll disappear
>>85207578yea its pretty intimidatinggetting there early and posting up at the pool table seemed to b the play girl i stayed with seemed way too affectionate though. she's lovely but came off too eager will probably go back tho
>>85207718my sister-in-ketamine, you need to stop fearing COMMITMENT
Corrrr late late one today. Been out with Deano getting some stuff in for his Bumming Dungeon x
>ywn enter the Bumgeon
>>85207514can I get a QRD de lod?
>>85207765the bloke's not even a real cricket, lad. he's a praying mantis wearing prosthetic wings.
>>85207740That sounds lush what sort of stuff did you get lid? I suppose you'll be trying it out first oh aye
>>85207765>can I get a QRD>An English amateur cricket match went viral globally after a fielder was accused of clicking his fingers to fake the sound of a bat edge. The incident sparked widespread online backlash and a formal investigation
Clicket.
regret relapsing on that booze the other day.no longer anal about muh streak, body has probably detoxed by now, just feel bloated + ashamed.
>>85207816>Clicket.ayyyyyy
Corrrrrr! Me American package is 133 quid. Just under the customs free threshold ain't it? So the bastards better not try to stitch me up!
>>85207053you sound a bit triggered m8, you feeling ok today? x
Seen Budey and Welper in outer r9k by the way
Quite the kinoberg that was de lids. Highly recommended. Essential dogcore.
>>85207852looks like my old Jack Russell, this.
wait no it doesn't, my dog had a totally brown face.god, my memory is shit.
We've got maybe another five or six years until the demographics make change literally impossible and we enter into terminal South Africa to Zimbabwe spiral of doom. There really is nothing else to it, that's all they have to run the clock out for.
>>85207934I'll look forward to you telling us you told us so x
>bakery in town occasionally does these special sausage rolls with bacon bits, gravy and stuffing in>they post on facebook what their products are each day since they changed them up all the time>haven't done the special sausage rolls in months, I'm dying for them>leave town to visit parents for the week>they have them in stock 'for one week only!'Motherfucking fucking fucker.
will be guarding my precious bodily fluids like a fox.
>>85207949HOPEFULLY they're just rusing you, lad. artificial scarcity and all that.(summat summat sofa adverts)
Ship Shippy
CUMMING UP MY ARSE OH AYE IT'S LUSH LUSH LUSH X3
HMS Mongberg innit
seven samu-rai
if you think about it, all of Kurosawa's films contain a number.
Ship Shippy the Shippingtonshire
>>85208020yo-jimbo
the hidden for-tress
rashom1
a bug's li-fe
>have foot fetish>gf isn't into it at allis it immoral to hire an escort so I can lick her feet for an hour?
>>85208051Your girlfriend doesn't need to be into it. Sounds like she's a selfish whore. I bet you do lots of things for her you don't like. You should kick her to the curb.
>>85208041Yeah but have you got a toilet trees bag tho?
It's mad how Seven Samurai is so well known in popular culture but nobody has seen it.
>>85208051No don't do it, save it for a time when you don't want to do something. When you say no and she gets stroppy, just say remember when I wanted to lick yer feet?
You lads hear about the latest horror story where a gang of five muslim men heard that a mum and her daughter were home alone waiting for her son to come home and so they decided to opportunistically commit a home invasion to try and rape them both?Like what the actual fucking fuck is going on in this country? Before we had millions of foreigners flooding in I can say with absolute certainty that this situation literally never happened in all of British history. It simply did not occur. Now, women can't even be home alone with risking gangs of foreign men trying to break in and rape them and their children.Did you even hear about this? The fact that this isn't page 1 news, with MPs arguing we need the death penalty back is a fucking travesty.
>>85208075I feel like I could still say that whether I get the escort or not
>>85208069i've seen the British remake, that-episode-of-Merlin, and the American remake, that-episode-of-The-Mandalorian.no need to watch the original, is there?
>>85208087No didn't hear of it. Any links?
>>85208051Mine likes very gentle circles in that spot between the flat of her foot and her toes. Gets her going or something. Maybe start with foot rubs and escalate from there but not in the same session. If mine started asking to suck my toes every time I'd be disgusted too.
>>85208087Frankly I'm surprised it isn't happening more with the numbers of migrants we have.
Helpers bottom entering Shippingtonshire
Denied sex
It's their culture. You are literally being racist if you don't like boatfus rape your women.
>>85208092Here lad, surprised it even made the regional news.https://www.pressreader.com/uk/huddersfield-daily-examiner/20260725/281560887577056
Vape shops and Turkish barbers
i find feet strange and do not like touching them and i will NEVER compromise on this.
We have a record welfare bill that everyone knows is obviously being scammed, gangs of foreigners raping people daily, petty crime so rampant it's essentially legal, an economy which hasn't moved in over a decade, record numbers of British people leaving, a housing crisis, the highest levels of mistrust in institutions on record, armed forces that couldn't retake the Falklands again and are functionally non-nuclear, kebab shops sponsoring dozens of 'skilled visas', billionaires and millionaires leaving in droves, ILR incoming for the boriswave, the highest taxes ever and two tier policing.And the cunts in power are dancing on stage while announcing fucking price controls on bus fares. Fucking Number 10 North. Fucking increased foreign aid spending. I genuinely feel like I'm losing my mind.What is going through their demented fucking heads?
>>85208154>What is going through their demented fucking heads?"Must not be called racist, must not be called racist, must not be called racist, must not..."
Voting in Reform with all their Boriswave era ex-Tory MPs will fix this!
i'm more mad about other things.
*informs the apus that Glen Hansard has died*
>>85208166I hold zero party loyalty and view the next election as the final one, basically. Maybe they'll not fix anything or maybe they will, either way out of the options available they're the only party that both has the potential to win and is making overtures towards actually identifying and fixing the key problems. I'll vote for them and see what happens. Voting for any other party imo is either a wasted vote, or just retarded acceptance of the status quo.
Welper getting abused round the back of a Turkish barbers
>>85208154The bad guys won and we're living under their boot.
>>85207142I did my CS degree with the OU - finished with a First and still haven't landed a job that uses it in 2.5 yearsask yourself what you actually need a degree for because these days they seem to be worth fuck all
>CS degree>finishedcouldn't be me x
batty goy
>>85208299nah lad it was a bat edge
Roasting in my boxroom. Carbon emissions were a mistake.
Welpers bottom entering battyingtonshire
Zubbs the comedy rapper describes Andy Burnham as "bossman."
>>85208260>a first in a degree is worth fuck all Ummm really? >did my degree with the OU Ah. There we are then.
>uningl if youre past 18 or 19 or already did uni and are looking to go back I wouldn't bother, it has its appeal when youre younger because even if the degree is useless you can use it to learn how to be a functioning person but going purely for the quals seems pointless considering a lot of graduates are struggling. I'd probably look into doing a trade unironically. Personally I took an ez job in the civil service despite having stem quals because the job market is such a headache I took it and stayed with it, got access to the internal jobs board now so some of those jobs require my MSc which are bigly paying, putting in some applications with those but you might want to look into local government, its steady, its hybrid, pay isn't terrible for the work you do (pretty much nothing) and you dont need quals for most of it, you can work your way up if you can figure out their bullshit s.t.a.r.s and behaviours system.
>>85208340Also, a lot of people unironically used to go to uni to drink lots of alcohol with minimal consequences and shag. After uni, you will rarely be around thousands of people in your age group who have things in common with you. People couple up at uni.
>>85208360Turn up to lectures late and hungover, you will maybe at worst get a stern email. It is only if you get below 40% twice you get asked to leave. Turn up to work late and hungover then you get fired on the sport if you are new (probationary period).Uni used to be for very smart people. Now, half of 18 year olds every year go to uni. It does not prepare mongs for work.
>>85208260>CS degree with the OUI'm sure this was a good idea in your head when you set out, but FUCKING HELL what a waste of many thousands of pounds.
watched A Real Pain film last nightit were good, actuallyI would rate is 7.5 out of 10like and subscribe for more movie reviews
>>85208379The OU used to be free until immgrants started abusing their system, and causing global warming by coming here.
>>85208360>>85208378if hes a mature student it will be genuinely grim though, youd want to top yourself living amongst 18 year olds after a few weeks in their grotty dorms, I dont think older people would really reap the social benefits of uni so then it just leaves the quals but in 2026 it seems like a waste of time given how dire the job market is.
Honestly, 10 grand a year for 3 years to get a degree from Oxford or Cambridge is a FUCKING GOOD DEAL. The cost at an American university of equivalent calibre would be around about 10 times that.If you are going to the university or west England or something you have to wonder why?
>Now Lisa, listen to me. This is important. I want you to smile today. It doesn't matter how you feel inside, you know. It's what shows up on the surface that counts. That's what my mother taught me. Take all your bad feelings and push them down, all the way down past your knees, until you're almost walking on them. And then you'll fit in, and you'll be invited to parties, and boys will like you. And happiness will follow.
>>85208311>Carbon emissions were a mistake.Go outside to fart anon.
>>85208399Tbqh in America because uni is so insanely expensive they do have Community Colleges that are far cheaper and offer both basic degrees and also vocational qualifications. They are a pretty good thing in the USA all things considered as tonnes of older people attend them. In fact, they are mostly filled with adults. Wonder if that would be a good thing here.
Help Helperlad getting bummed by Bum Bummerlad
>>85208337yes lad it's the graduates' fault
>>85208378Cheers to Tony Blair. 50 percent of kids to uni, what an unbelievably shite idea.
>>85208528Getting angry at that is like getting angry at gravity. You need to respond the reality of situation. Yes, this country has a shit graduate jobs market. So you should not become a graduate. Go work at Tesco metro.
All moids should be pegged and femdommed at least once in their lives as a right of passage. Like a gap year experience.
>>85208601Shut up faggot, and other original insults.
>>85208605Some naughty boy needs to be pegged.
>>85208528One solution to this.THE FUCKING ARMY. Everyone in the army now. We need to fight Russia. Yes it is fucking pointless and our government hates us and is deliberately filling it up with immigrants that fucking hate us but hey at least you get to run around with a gun for a bit and pretend to be Chad before you get blown up.
>>85208597that was my >>85208260 original point
You lads ever think about how rapidly advances happen when they do but then also think about places which, even today, are essentially still the stone age.Like think about some absolute destitute shit hole - Mali, Sudan, Somalia etc. and try to picture what they're going to be like in fifty years time. In fifty years there will literally be flying cars taxiing people around the skyscrapers of Shanghai on their way to conferences about quantum processors. What will these other countries be like? Will they still be stuck in the stone age? Will the main signs of human life be smatterings of corrugated iron roof hovels with gaudy green plastic water tanks slowly leaking nearby? Mad to think about.
Helper entering Bummington
>>85208626> Like think about some absolute destitute shit hole Mali, Sudan, Somalia etc.>Or Birmingham, Grimsby, Newcastle, Liverpool, Wales. In all seriousness a lot of these developing countries are weird now because a lot of them have smart phones despite being poor as fuck. They have like 5 hour WhatsApp calls and shit just talking to each other constantly. They 5 hour WhatsApp call is very third world thing.
>>85208649At least he's doing something with his life. You lot aren't.
>>85208626Places in the Stone Age properly are like North Sentinel Island and maybe some barely contacted tribes in the Amazon. North Sentinel island might well stay that way they are for another thousand years tbqh. Indian Navy arrests anyone that goes near. Just let them be.
>>85208652Yeah I get what you mean lol, but the fact is they aren't developing. They've been 'developing' for close to a century now in some cases, and the vast majority of their people still live in mud shacks and rely on UN handouts to not constantly suffer famines. Where is the development? What have the trillions of dollars worth of aid and low interest loans and grants achieved in these places? Places where they can't even put roads in themselves, let alone things like running water or stable electricity. Some places have clawed their way into something resembling real countries, but those are the exceptions that prove the rule.
>>85208626maybe there's some bottleneck in technology somewhere, but as all the fancy energy and communications technology improves in Shanghai, surely that'll have a knock-on effect in the third world?the limiting factor will probably still be geography/weather. we'll be arguing about Star Trek: The Nextest Generation with some Somalian guy on his freshly-delivered holo-console, but we'll have fresh strawberries and he won't (lol #rekt)
Really is crazy just how many gay guys there are in the media relative to the general population. Every show now has at least one. That's orders of magnitude over the gen pop.
>>85208690Who is "we"? Most of the UK will be Somalians by then.
>>85208690Possibly, but as far as I can tell everything those places have that's modern is just the overspill from the actually productive, innovative parts of the world. The only reason those places and people have smartphones is because the rich productive parts of the world are so ravenous for them that there is an overspill of older models and the price per unit has plummeted so incredibly relative to the hardware you get that they can gobble up the scraps for pennies on the pound. But none of that has led to any real 'development'. In real countries you'll have entrepreneurs and tinkerers who, when given access to these amazing devices, are able to come up with some generative enterprise. Obviously it's not all great, but it's still there. Apps and use cases and modding and all that sort of thing has created billions in value outside of the direct smartphone sector itself. Yet we see absolutely none of that emerging from destitute shit holes despite their populations being many times bigger and smartphone adoption being almost at levels we have. Maybe there really are just hard limits to civilisation for swathes of the population?
Welpers arse getting accosted by a pack of sex starved Bantus as he exits the post office
