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so im sitting down properly to eat breakfast with a guy i know from uni, and im trying to enjoy the atmosphere and talk to him about whatever
but he keeps moaning between bites and its annoying the hell out of my autism and is distracting me
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>>85207043
Even if he's trying to rizz you up somehow, thas still such a really weird thing to do. That's so odd and unusual. Not even just as a way to flirt but just as something a human doesn't do. You don't go, bite moan bite moan bite moan. What the hell is going through his head
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>>85207050
i dont even think he wants to "rizz me up" considering we are both men (even though he looks to be 6'1 and im 5'4)
i think hes trying to piss me off because i told him once why he is doing it and he didnt even know what im talking about
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>>85207050
He's making listening noises, and OP is too autistic to identify that.
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>>85207072
You think that's it? Or does this guy just have to breathe between bites because of allergies or whatever. I was thinking either which way.
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>>85207065
>>85207072
I believe we have found our answer. That makes much more sense because that's normal human behavior
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>>85207072
>>85207092
you know that might have been it but it really sounded like intentional moaning
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>>85207043
>>85207065
sir are you gay?
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>>85207065
>even though he looks to be 6'1 and im 5'4
do you wish you were his girlfriend?
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hey blade looks kinda hurt maybe we should take a break
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i'll make a petition to ban women from /r9k/ soon
this shit is getting ridiculous
the board is now just an open blog for teenage girls
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>>85208377
>>85208398
i am not a woman though? huh?
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>>85207043
Tell him
>if you keep moaning like that your lips are gonna end up wrapped around my dick
He will stop immediately



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