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Aura edition
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144 days until Christmas id best start buying presents now to spread the cost im such a poorfag.
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New week same old dolly drama
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nonce edition
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Feel worse than a street dog with rabies, garn teetotal now starting today
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>>85247660
Ayyyy, that's one of my edits. Glad you liked it lad x
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>be me
>MS causing a few issues
>ICANSTILLBENORMAL.exe
>girl at shop been eye fucking me for some time
>I'M GONNA DO IT!
>need to tell her about some health stuff, as there's no future with me really
>feeling nervous but good
>shit myself for the 2nd day in a row because 10 metre can be too far away from a toilet at times

Good point, thanks for that reminder universe pal. None of that for me.
Also cancelling an appointment with the MS nurse today. Not going out, but also I do need to get a scary taxi ride down home later.
Yay, woo, n that.
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>>85247723
Glad you made it x
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>>85247660
that fucking bald spot lmao
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>Bailed to date/time: [date A]
>Applicable Bail Period has been authorised and will end of [date B]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>police station doesn't even exist yet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I swear to God if this isn't NFA at the bail date I will kill myself
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EV chargers in town no longer operational - the connecting cables were all sawn off overnight by gypsy copper harvesters.

I do so love living in this country where crime is essentially just legal now.
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ive got no motivation or desire
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Going to spend the day posting on 4chan. This is my life
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>>85247909
honestly it could be worse, you're not sweating you bollocks of in some wearhouse or suffering office politics
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>>85247888
This, I feel you lad. I honestly think this is the root cause of my low mood and general malaise in life. Nothing seems appealing, nothing seems enticing or exciting. I am bored of movies, tv shows, food, music, hobbies, books etc. I don't want to travel, I don't want to go to pubs or bars or clubs. I don't want to go to work. There's nothing driving me to anything because it's all so fucking boring and pointless and I hate engaging it all. I used to enjoy loads of things, now I don't enjoy any of it.
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Liberal white women doing everything they can to facilitate the illegal crossing of migrants over to the UK.
>"This is a criminal offence."
Okay? So fucking what? Unless the Home Secretary is willing to issue a warrant for their arrest and then aggressively pursue extradition from France you're just basedjaking. Also, the fuck are the French doing just allowing them to help like this? Where are the gendarmerie to kick their teeth in? Isn't this what we paid them hundreds of millions to do?
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>>85247941
dont worry mate we've left the EU so we should be taking back control of out borders any day now
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>EYUP PET TA LUV THIS HERE IS A BARM INTIT? JOOSTICE FOR HILLSBRUH!

Humiliation ritual.
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>>85247970
He's just like us and if Andy says we're all in this together and we need to pull up our socks and get to work then that's what we need to do. I've been a labour man all me life and I can tell he's one of us.
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Note his solution is "safe routes", in other words, stop the boats by starting the planes.

An unending stream of the most fiscally and culturally undesirable migration imaginable, paid for by you.
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Fink i'll be brushing me teefingtons semi-soonish me

X
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>>85248011
farage would tell you to fuck off if i paid him for it
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>>85248011
>paid for by you
I sit and play video games and post on 4chan all day pal
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>>85248069
Every time you buy anything your VAT funds the gimmiegrants.
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>>85248011
To them the problem isn't the immigrants, it's the fact that "gangs" are making money off the immigrants when the "government" aka another gang could be making money off the immigrants
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>>85248076
No, it's that the public knows that it's happening, that's all. To them it's a comms problem like the hotels. The problem wasn't the hotels themselves, it was the fact that fucking hundreds of thousands of them are flooding in, the hotels paid for by taxpayers was just salt on the wound. They think they 'solved' the issue by moving them from hotels into 'regular accommodation'. The government doesn't make money from immigrants, they consistently lose huge amounts of money, but they don't care.
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>>85248011
He's just a northern Keir Starmer, people will fall for it though, my Mum is already going on about how much she likes him and how he's a 'breath of fresh air' despite previously saying she'll never vote Labour again. They'll win a majority next time, the powers that be seem to have decided they don't want Farage to be their puppet anymore. Glad I don't follow the charade that is electoral politics anymore.
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>>85248100
Not him but it's going to be a good few years till the next GE, and he's going to be following fabian advice, so there's a good chance things will carry on the way they are, but he'll distract and divide with a fair bit of North vs South rivalry.
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Just saw the hottest woman ever IRL holy shit my fucking dick
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a lot of intellectuals in today
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im so fucking horny bros i stare at every woman's arse and tits i dont even give a fuck anymore if they notice
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>>85248149
>bros
fuck off yank
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>>85248149
Same, I'm desperate for intimacy both in like a feelings type of way and also in an animalistic I want to fucking fuck kind of way. It's torture being a below-5 young man. Like actual torture, physical and mental. How the fuck are people able to claim bennies for agoraphobia and other retarded shit when literally every day I am suffering beyond description? Yet I have to work to support myself? Fucking ridiculous.
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>>85248132
Corr, tempted to go walk the dog now, see if I see one.
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>>85248167
Stalk her a bit until she notices and gets scared
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>>85248173
It was only a half hearted comment anon, I can't really be bothered to go out, and my mum's back soon, so she'll pprobably want to take her, but also flown back from murrica during the night, so may also be knackered.
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Off to beddinghams

I do fink

Made some gucciarse progress on the backlog today, too

X
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Incredibly bored but no energy to do anything
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>>85248149
Have you considered speaking to women with the aim of having sex with them?
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>>85248268
you might find the energy once you start
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there are 34 candidates for clacton MP but the only ones getting media attention are the alien bin and the one that hisses at jews
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>>85248137
>talking about politics and using polysyllables makes someone intellectual
>trying to talk about intellectual things is bad

I fucking hate the anti-intellectualism of British working class culture.
>urrggggggh you know something about history or politics you must be showing off and think you are better ahhhhhh

Fucking ruins the chances of poor kids. People could be so much smarter than they are if they were not held back by this.
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>>85247970

All normies want is less taxes. Not that hard to be man of the people Andy
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>>85248415
People want higher salaries and better public services that fucking work.
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>>85248409
the joke was that there are no intellectuals in britfeel
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Welpers gaped arsehole looking at you
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>>85248424
Maybe not lad but people can fucking try for fucks sake.
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Might get on a train to the beach. Might not, it's going to be 30C today so probably not a good idea.
Another smashing idea crushed by the UK summer. Roll on winter when only weirdos and kite flyers go to the beach in the howling wind and rain.
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>>85248457
im not stopping anyone from trying
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>>85248409
This but /britfeel/. We must all lower the conversational bar for the mongs who can only gimmick, weak bait and weak troll. If we don't they just derail the thread with spam and seething.
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>>85248011
When he's forced to talk about a serious problem, he becomes recognisably Starmer-ish. His political strategy depends on not having to talk about bad things.

The dismissal of "playing politics" is the purest form of Starmerism, an insistence that disagreement is somehow unseemly. And when he's not talking about bus fares or devolution, Burnham goes straight to it.
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>>85248468
Dragging people for getting interested in politics/history/science wrecks peoples chances of self improvement. Yes, it is bad if people pretend to be an authority on this shit but that is not what people are doing in Britfeel. Just opinions.

American anti-intellectualism is
>ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL SO MY GUT INSTINCT AND GENERAL FEELING IS JUST AS VALID AS SOMEONE ELSES EXPERTISE
>Hence, why America had The Earth is 6000 years old, more mad conspiracies, and lots of cults

British anti-intellectualism comes from the opposite place
>I AM A WORKING CLASS RETARD WHO WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE SO I HATE PEOPLE WHO TRY TO BE ANYTHING MORE BECAUSE IN MY CULTURE INTELLECTUALISM IS SEEN AS SOMETHING FOR THE UPPER CLASSES LIKE ETON AND OXBRIDGE AND ALL THAT. SO ANYONE DISCUSSING ANYTHING VAGUELY INTELLECTUAL MUST BE SHOEING OFF AND GETTING AHEAD OF THEIR POSITION AND MAKING ME FEEL SHIT SO I WILL FUCKING BULLY THEM

Therefore Americans have more visible retards saying overconfidently wrong shit but British people more spiteful crab in a bucket anti intellectualism.
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>>85248508
This is the single best description of American and British culture ever produced.
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any ethnats in?
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>>85248508
so basically i hurt your feelings
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>>85248526
I've been described as one though I don't consider myself to be one.
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>>85248532
Actually lad I did not even know what you were talking about and have not read the thread. I just opened it and saw that comment and I realised my hypothesis about American vs British antiintellectuals seemed relevant so I shared it.
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Any gaped arseholes in?
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>>85248544
I have been described as one although I do not consider myself one.
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>>85248508
High IQ post this.

There is no hope for the white English working classes unless we implement some stolen generation child abduction programme like was done with aboriginal children.

The government just needs to confiscate the children of council estate mongs and raise them in disciplinary orphanages. Only they can we completely kill the working class culture and its poison.
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>>85248552
You are actually evil and need to be punched in the face.
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>>85248508
Yeah pretty much, the sheer revelling in being useless/stupid/poor from the working class idiots we have is insufferable. I feel bad for any diamonds in the rough that are born into that strata of society and get basically peer pressured into not exploring their excellence and dulling themselves with the beerpubbookies lifestyle their dads and mates go for.

>>85248552
The explosion of such people is a direct result of the institution and expansion of the welfare state. Other policies like police refusing to actually enforce the law and education becoming useless and feminised also contribute, but primarily it's the welfare state.
>cut of welfare, you don't get to be lifers any more
>enforce the law, no exceptions
There, boom, we solved the 'underclass' problem in the UK.
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>>85248562
You are working class mong who needs to have his children abducted then be sterilised.
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>>85248566
Will never work. Has got to the point where mongs here would literally rather be starving and shitting on the streets than work hard at anything.
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Love a gaped hole myself
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Posts on Britfeel be like

>something something smelly neet cock and bumsex
>something something personalities and welper and ebin
>something something gas people on bennies eugenics mong
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>>85248591
Can't imagine this is good for long term health.
A victim of the Bumsesh.
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If lads do not want to work and want to live off the taxpayer forever there is an easy fix

they can literally just start smashing up a car with hammer then get arrested. Tell the police that you did it because there were demons in the car and start ranting about demons and sperging out and screaming about demons and how you will never be a woman. Maybe shit in the corner of your cell or something. Act completely crazy. Tell them that if they let you out the demons will make you rape all the cats and shit.

You will eventually get sent to a cozy mental hospital like Broadmoor. Free hot meals. Comfy beds. Lots of therapy. No prison work. Just comfy no work life.
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you know gary Stevenson, the 'working class' wealth disruption campaigner? i just found out he went to a grammar school. there are no successful working class people
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>>85248610
Grammar school you just have to pass an exam tbqh. LOADS of working class lads back in the 50s and 60s passed the 11+ and it fucking changed their lives and allowed them to move up in life.
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>>85248610
Gary Stevenson is a retarded leftist but grammar schools are actually one of the few good things we had/have about this country, no wonder the government has been working to end them for a while now. Thy are exactly the sort of meritocratic education system you want for a country. Doesn't matter who you are, where you come from, how much or little money you have, if you can pass an IQ test you can get in. That's how it should be for everything really.
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>>85248614
>>85248619
im sure they can be more selective with their pupils than a normal school though
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>>85248606
no.
Thats silly, you cant walk away from real nutters in Broadmoor like you can outside of prison.
All you'll hear at night is some bloke screaming "BUMSESH! BUMSESH! BUMSESH!" for 8 hours...
Hang on a fucking minute....
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>>85248614
Not him but, this. My mum and my uncles went to a grammar school. I must have been too thick to try, or tried and failed and can't remember.
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>>85248626
>im sure they can be more selective with their pupils than a normal school though
Uh, yes, that's the point of grammar schools, to get the best pupils and funnel them up.
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They should create a new 11 plus exam and if kids fail it they should be thrown into a giant shredder. The sheer fear will make them want to study and the barbaric eugenics will purify and strengthen our gene pool.
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>>85248647
this but only pakis and they should do it even if they pass
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>>85248591
Three or four bantu cocks could fit up there comfortably
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whatever happened to SCEA
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>>85248693
He just left, lad, not some big mystery. There was a time in your life when britfeel wasn't a part of it and there will be a time again when britfeel isn't a part of it at some point in the future.
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Do you leave your front door unlocked when you go out? Have you ever (on purpose)? Do you have it locked or unlocked when you're in the house? When was the last time you did leave it unlocked?
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>>85248698
yeah good point
wonder whatever happened to mihai
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Lusting after gaped arseholes
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>>85248715

Corr that is lush. Only a proper bumsesh can give you the boygasm you need x
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>>85248708
Someone needs to pull the red cord..
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Sean's gaping boipucci contracting and spasming as his boiveries quiver in a sissygasm forcing his itty bitty clitty to leak gurlcum through his clitty cage.
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>>85248591
Crossmong used to post such pictures
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>>85248715
>>85248733
Lushinghams x
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>>85248710
I genuinely believe he was murdered
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>>85248743
deets?
i think an overdose could explain it
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>>85248698
>He just left, lad, not some big mystery. There was a time in your life when britfeel wasn't a part of it and there will be a time again when britfeel isn't a part of it at some point in the future
TRVKE
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>>85248738
Incorrect, footmong who mysteriously re-appeared a few days ago used to post such pictures
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My batty bum crease filled with mucilaginous Bantu semen grease x

And it was proclaimed LUSH.
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getting gaped by bantus will ruin your BRAP ability
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The cleaner's over but I won't be turning down my neo nazi podcasts in her presence. She can deal with it,nothing illegal about listening to these things in my own home.
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>>85248764
You aren't a certified poofter till your pooper only whispers a fart, a wee poof into the air when your batty gaped Welperstyle x
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>>85248508
Not being funny but you are fuming. Calm down.
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>>85248767
i will never give up powerful BRAPS
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Has Mark ever explained what happened to Helen?
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Me? I get gaped because I enjoy not being able to shit for weeks after, nappys on tap!!!
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Helen should be there. It sad travelling alone to drink alone
https://youtu.be/WLKSPgAGVEM
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Did the chatlogs ever get posted?
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/brit/ is such a shithole
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>>85248795
a gaped one
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>>85248795
>150 posts a second
>infested with forrins
>endless gimmicks
>dollies galore

/brit/ is shit
>brit/pol/ overrun by glowy dolly spammers
/britfeel/ is just better.
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>>85248783
Yeah but bloodeh royal mail lost em.
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>>85248738
Wrong. He used to post older woman's feet which was a bit odd but not anywhere near as bad as that image
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Bad? Nowt wrong with a gaped arsehole. Some proper homophobes about.
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One of the best kinos I've ever watched, lids. I'd highly recommend it. Kinell... life as a factory worker on the 1800s must have been fucked. Very funny portrayals of greedy Jews in this as well.
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>>85248835
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21444192/
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>>85248830
Gaping roadmen arsehole, it lush.
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>The wool shop owner says she travels four hours from Bedworth in Warwickshire to Leamington Spa and back, six days a week.

Do normies really?
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Not much for gay stuff me, but I'd go to town on Playboyzachh
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>>85248863
100 hours a month and half of the work day spent sat on a train and probably 50% of wages spent on train fairs to get to a job that pays a little bit more than minimum wage. Couldn't be me that.
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>>85248896
no she owns the shop. why doesn't she learn how to drive or move the shop closer to home kek
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Dreamybull creaming inside Welper and Ship Shippys arse
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just got a handjob from the mumminghamshireberg
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>pull chicken thighs out of freezer to defrost for dinner
>text gf as soon as I do it
>hours later, chicken thoroughly defrosting, get response
>"no I don't want chicken, anything other than chicken"
>okay, I'll defrost some sausages, will have to cook the chicken today anyway and freeze after cooking but okay
>tell her I'll get some sausages out
>she gets home, I'm in the middle of making dinner with sausages
>"no, I don't want sausages"
>...
>"but you said anything other than chicken and I told you I got out sausages"
>"right but I don't want sausages either"
>"so what *do* you want?"
>"I don't know"
Why are women like this? This is literally how a child acts.
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>>85248071
They also pay council tax
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Wouldn't mind my first kiss being a womans arsehole tbqh
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Any other AURA merchants about?
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>>85248939
both of you are retarded desu
also
>gf
get the fuck off my board normie
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>>85248952
Yes de lard
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good morning to all good lads, witches and muggles alike. it is a stormy day here at the Leaky Ket-drome, may you all have a special day and your spells be purified by Christ our Lord.
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Wait wait wait wait wait, lads. Apparently it's ILLEGAL to bring your bins back in after the day they are collected. I'm sorry, what?! The fuck is that? I've been breaking the law for years. Not like they're in the road or anything, plus we live in a quiet side street anyway, so what the fuck does it even matter if they stay at the front of my drive for a few days after?
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>>85248972
What did you come up with that you dismissed as being the potential problem?
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>>85248708
Welper after a Bantu Bumming
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>>85249003
Too brown, not enough red.
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>>85248972
This sounds like bollocks de lid.
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>>85248972
>ILLEGAL
You're going in for a 10 stretch, lad. Your perky little arsehole will be B A S H E D on the daily. Binmong.
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What happened to /britfeel/. Its 90% gaping assholes
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Oh aye I'm ready, garn out with Deano to the

Gaped Batty Club, I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Gaped Batty Club, I'm gonna keep on dancing down in
Wunderland Town, I'm gonna keep on dancing at the
Gaped Batty Club, Gaped Batty Club

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR3Liudev18
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>>85249043
its the latest so randumb xd le heckin epic gimmickrino!!!!
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>>85249046
Not right you abandoning the wokkle bank for the gaped batty club. Not right at all.
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>desperate for sex
>gf is on the heaviest flow day of her period
I am become death
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*bumps off another line of sparks*

>>85249052
why, you're reacting like this is something new. shall i report it to the Department for Dodgy Dealings post-haste?

**looks at gimmick crew for their approval**
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Back home, woo. Not great really as it's an absolute mess, and i was immediately fuming, but had some food, embraced open a beer and had a spliff, now it's willy tugging time, then tidy the desk, put cards in sleeves and set the PC up again.
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>>85249071
have you thought about onanism?
(the nuclear option)
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It was a bad decision, like eating a burrito before sex - literally nothing good can come of it.
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>>85249094
>embraced
That's going too far even for modern schizo guess what you're going to say text that's on modern phones.
I cracked open a beer. But good Freudian slip nonetheless as ahhh beer.
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Why arent more pimps and drug dealers found with their cocks and balles hacked off and their heads on backwards?
Has britain gone full limp wrist?
Do you know a pimp?
Do you know a drug dealer?
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>>85249105
You or her, or both of you?
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Oh my fucking god it's 30 degrees today and it's going to go up to 32 by Wednesday. I can't stand this shit any more. I just want the hot days to end, fuck me.
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>>85249094
corrr we have reached the end of the cards-being-placed-in-their-sleeves storyline.

any good 'mons in that haul, now you've opened them?
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Now that the dust has settled lads, Mars bar or snickers?
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free revolvers and a bullet for permavirgin neets
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>>85249113
Can't wait til october. Halloween month is so comfy
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>>85249158
>Can't wait til october. Halloween month is so comfy
FOY FOY FOY
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>>85249046
What a choon perfect for bumming xx
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>>85249138
In America a Milky Way is a Mars.
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for me, it's Racer bars.
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marathon or snickers
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>>85249138
Crunchie, Yorkie or Milky Way for me lad.
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I'm nuts for nuts lads what can i say
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>Yorkie
We live in the ruins of a greater civilisation.
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>>85249193
Good choices lad.
Yorkies are underrated
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>>85249214
dark times for the huwhite race
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>>85249214
Really is fucking mental. 54% smaller by weight but 266% more expensive. Even adjusting for inflation you're literally paying more for less.
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for me, it's them deciding what 'tiffin' is, as an item.

we can all have a laugh about the quaint novelty of it all.

but when you put dried fruits in chocolate? that's when the fun stops (and the horror begins.)
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>>85249214
The fact shrinkflation isn't a bigger issue really pisses me off
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Bantu bum battering
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Back on runey aren't I
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Gaped twinks
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>tfw no Runey bf
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what are your PROJECTS?

i know some of you absolute freaks have projects. you're sat there reading this going 'oh i don't have a project' nah mate not buying it. what's your project?
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bin solving will never be the same without dr mihai
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>>85249341
that guy had some thoughts, man.
you have to think: where is he now?
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>>85249334
Creating a gaped arsehole simulator
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Welper getting bummed by Deano x
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>>85249121
Not yet, but the end is in sight, going to have another spliff, then pop the cards in sleeves, and then take some pics of cards, think the pokepervs call them waifu cards. Want to see what I've got. Got a few of them in a crappy starter bundle I bought.
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>>85249334
writing a book but I haven't started yet
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lads have you ever been in love
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*informs the apus that rod liddle has died*
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>>85249471
Corr let me tell you a story lad
*hides your post*
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Just shaved my face and chest and trimmed my pubes. All my pubes ended up down the toilet as my makeshift toilet roll pube catcher didn't work. Hope it doesn't clog the pipes.
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bring back socialism.

Britain has had enough.
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>>85249526
It will absolutely clog the pipes anon. You have to be more disciplined with yourself or face an overflowing latrine!!!! I am disappointed.
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>>85249526
How much pubic hair did you have? Must be more in weight and mass than a substantial shit if it's worrying you.
*imagines weatherfu's jewfro with a willy sticking out of it*
Corr.
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Corrrrrr! Popeye in 4K coming out in America. Might have to import it even though I don't like it.
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>>85249545
only implementation of radical juche idealogy will solve britain
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>toil berg keep shouting about this amazing contract that pays 14 quid an hour
>14 quid! oh thats great for you guys , a bit more money
>look into it
>no over time, no time and a half/double time at the weekend/no time in leu for working weekends
>Get paid 37.5 hours instead of 39
>Do some quick maffs I asked google ai
>Works out at a staggering 9p a day (NINE PENCE)
>A life changing 2 pounds and 89 pence a week better off

I dont think i will be signing this tbqfh
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>>85249545
Socialists have been running the country since the last election (labour is a big part of the fabian scum, and the PM's for labour have all been fabians, half of the current cabinet are fabians )

Songnotrel, just an absolute choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znfYwABeSZ0
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Rear ends getting gaped for our enjoyment
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>>85249569
Sounds like a way to pay you less for doing more. I'd not sign it myself, if in your position.
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>>85249503
Good news, he was an absolute cunt
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Am I suppose to know who Rod Liddle is? Wake me up when Emu dies.
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>>85249557
thoughts on the leaked animatic?
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>>85249600
No idea lad some context or a link would be nice. Not a Popeye psychic, me.
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>>85249599
All you need to know is that he beat up his pregnant girlfriend and wrote that he didn't become a teacher because he would have ended up shagging kids
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>>85249642
Sounds pretty based to me. Secondary School lassies are slags.
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Would be ironic if it was the jab that killed Rod Liddle
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That looks LUSHingham
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>>85249625
https://archive.org/details/popeye.-2013.-sony.-animatic.-unreleased/
maybe.

tl;dw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1lzJuwJD9k
this. they made some storyboards, the film was never made.
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Covid was 6 years ago and he's still going on about the jabs.
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mummydom grok JOI instructions with TTS eve voice
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>>85249656
Looks like she smells like fish more than the platter.
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>>85249656
Imagine emptying your giant load into her fanny after eating all this
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>>85249702
Imagine emptying your giant load into anything other than over yourself ;_;
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All action stations. My juicy bussy has just been breached by Bantu spaff cannon x
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Me? Just emptied my wollocks into the wife
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>>85249715
How big is your little clitty de lid?
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>Comedian Jimmy Cricket dies aged 80
The Apus will be shattered. They loved his posts about DVDs he made in britfeel
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>>85249729
Pinocchio's on suicide watch. For real though I've never heard of him and I'm on my 30s. Must be for pensioners.
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>>85249729
god what a black day
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QRD on the Shorim lads?
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>>85249715
I'll bust a nut up your arse lid x
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>>85249772
The jews are literally putting themselves in ghettos now. Poetry.
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Feel ill af my good lads send help
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bred leader standing by
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>Welper walking forlornly to accident and emergency after having his bum crease burst by a beastly bull bantu on his way to get a webab wrap
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This is my situation.
I'm screaming internally .
Thanks.
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>>85249772
Jewish community support officers officially. It seems nice; volunteers looking out for others in the community. In reality, the purpose of the Shomrim is to keep a lot of problems in house within the Hasidic Jewish community.

Say for example, a Hasidic man is punching his wife. The real police could deal with that and arrest him, but that would be a shame upon the community and make it impossible for their family of 6 kids and the broader community. So people call the shomrim to try to keep issues in house and deal with them.

A lot of communities are a bit like that. See themselves as very separate from mainstream society so try to deal with everything in house. Irish traveller gypsies are like this.

Institutions and communities creating their own community support/police force/ambulances staffed by unpaid volunteers from the community seems like a fantastic idea as it takes pressure off public services.
In reality, it enables these communities and institutions deal with everything in house and cover up shit. Basically how the Catholic Church got away with abuse for so long. They tried to deal with the paedo priests on their own for ages with a special Catholic psychiatric hospital for paedo priests and moving priest from parish to parish.
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>>85249772
this is so daft. nobody even knows what Jews are. they only believe half of the Bible? so they're like Hindus or something.
'help help i'm being repressed'
- me, a real person, at the jobcentre
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>>85249772
>auditors are pro kike
keeeke
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>>85249803
have you considered channelling your feelings in to something productive, like making music, or abusing drugs?
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One gaped arsehole homing in on your location
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wee alprazolam in 30
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>>85249471
I though i was one time but then i had a wank
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>>85249877
What i really want is to be rich and have sex.
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At least spoiler that shit, cmon lad have some decency
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>>85250000
Anon, he's here to troll the thread.
C'mon.
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sorry for telling everyone that George is secretly Thermoman.
sorry everyone.
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Weird to show photos of arseholes to 40 year old men on the internet.
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>>85250000
Nice digits I forgor to spoiler I will repost
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2nd try of rate my gape
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bantu haters be like
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>>85250038
You don't get it lad it whacky zany off my head internet culture
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If you're not a bonkers mad lad get OUT of this thread >:(
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>>85250062
That looks lush but not as lush as seans arse
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>>85250101
Now that is more like it 4x whacky xD shadilay!
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>>85250062
How many cocks did that take
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>>85250062
i like that he used a headlamp band as a jock strap
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Smegma under my nails
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>>85249956
>>85250062
Cheers for the spoiler lad, you're one of the good ones.
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There once was a lad that was cock mad
And the name of the man was Welperlad
His arse went up, his head bowed down
Blow, my Bantu boys, blow (huh)

His arse had seen some cocks, eight score
When down on his right a big Bantu bore
Welper dropped his pants and swore
He'd take that chunky chode

Soon may the batty men come
To fill his anus with bellends and piss and cum
One day, when the bummin' is done
His pampers will explode

https://youtu.be/bNQSMTNSnUw
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>>85250225
>Soon may the batty men come
Battyman reporting for duty, sir!
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>just watched a justeat driver put his bag down on top of a dog shit outside mcdonalds
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Lid, what have you done?
You're a gaped batty man, and you twerk at the club
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Another cringe little samefag there oh aye
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oh aye indeed
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>>85250225
Oh aye get on that waraoke queen x
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Wish I twerked at a club, desu.
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Additional samefag to pretend you're not bothered lol
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>>85250062
Too hairy for my liking, can imagine that it'd get caked up in shit dribble
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do womens care more about words than looks
like how they're into romance novels
>he swooned into her bosom
that type of thing?
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>>85250252
Get a pic of his reg and report him
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Gaped bottoms x
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>>85250225
Love a good sea shanty me, perhaps even a bumming shanty.
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Bum Bummerlid the third
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Having another massaman curry for tea, beef, rice, and maybe a few chips. It's nice to dip the chips into the sauce :)
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>>85250360
Never heard of that before what is it like? Spicy?
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Welper getting a pungent curry load from a Massamandingo behind a Biffa bin in Sunderland.
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>Bosnian girl is bored of me
its over
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>>85250350
he was on one of those electric kebab bikes, no reg number
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>>85250367
Not really, it's mild but it is salty so it benefits being with rice/potatoes to soak up that saltiness. It's Thai, I think.
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wonder what happened to that lad that got mad at lads for referring to apus as if they were real people that actually existed
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>ywn get gaped by Mandingo
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>>85250419
my fish food has the same ingredients
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things progress.
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>>85250434
Which one? I'll get some for seasoning purposes for next time
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Having this for tea. Makes me scales all vibrant and lustrous. Might have some spirulina later x
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>>85250553
tetra brand is unironically low tier, get some fluval bugbites lad
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aura thread is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiopH44e7Lw
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>>85250565
Piccapu? I remember him from his Spark Frog arc, glad he turned into a good guy in the end.
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Gaping arseholes lined up to be taken by non-native Britons
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He's giving dicks a lick
His Bantu got a chode.
He's known for his hose.
His meats big and it grows.
Helper don't know nuffin about vagine
Only bros, forty something willy rubs
Or so then he blows.

He in his spine and he's been working on his form.
He needs new Pampers now
Cos these ones are all torn.
He's in the care home from the couch to the floor
He's getting piped, he thrusts
And busts on all on his pores

Woah-oh-oh
He can't keep his batty closed.
Woah-oh-oh
He really can't keep his batty closed.

With his teeth on his meat
Giving head till it stings.
What's dark brown and a ring?
It's never condoms that he brings.
He believes that Bantu meat is off the charts
And all that bending over's gonna make him fart

Woah-oh-oh
He can't keep his batty closed.
Woah-oh-oh
He really can't keep his batty closed.

He's gay with Bantus always looking for a bone.
He eats them out, he gives them head, he sucks their toes
He's taking rod, they're in his buns, they're gonna blow.
Their meat is hard, foreskin is peeled, bumps like a toad.

Woah-oh-oh
He can't keep his batty closed.
Woah-oh-oh
He really can't keep his batty closed.

https://youtu.be/At8v_Yc044Y
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Still can't work out why Harry Jae Robb did it lads.
>Injuries that included at least 30 external bruises, internal bruising to his mouth and throat, internal bruising to his anus, his bowel and bladder, lacerations to his anus and rectum, and features that were indicative of a perforated bowel. He had a healing fracture to his left upper arm that was non-accidental.
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going to rewatch Doctor Who (2023), as the Beeb calls it.

mite b a laff.
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>Failed a test required for an extremely high paying job
>The only one who failed both parts in a group of twelve all thanks to test anxiety
>Suicidal ideation I haven't felt for over a decade is creeping back in
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>>85250690
Now that's what I call a lush choon x
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Fink i've gotten up

X
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Grown men, mostly 30+ years of age, acting like they are still underage b& edge lords. No wife or gf.
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NTs are backstabbing kike bastards with a perpetual stick up the arse, and at every turn they make it overtly clear that communicating with them in any way whatsoever is a mistake.
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>>85250772
have a bantu mate, you're not yourself when you're ungaped
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Bumming the night awaaaaaaaaaaaay
Bumming the night awaaaaaaaaaaaay
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>>85250717
Unchecked sadism. Pure pleasure from inflicting pain. Next question?
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>>85250785
But surely he must have known that raping a baby is likely to kill it and destroy his own life in the process? He had to take the baby to hospital with breathing difficulties after previous assaults too. Surely that should have been a sufficient warning?
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>>85250690
Imagine this belting out at Dagenham & Redbridge on a match day
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>>85250781
no need for the racism now is there?
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>>85250825
Evil sadistic people act compulsively, often unable to change. A lot of them lack impulse control and rational decision making skills.

He probably was a horrible fucker his entire life and either indulged it, letting it become a worsening habit or supressed it without fixing the root cause leading him to carry out his urges on a vulnerable defenseless victim.

He probably would have raped multiple people if he could get away with it. To him a toddler was an easy target.
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National Tube Supply?
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>>85250857
i know it's a cliche and an emotional topic but i think your imagination has ran a bit wild there lad REIN IT IN
for your own health innit
also, put those creative contours to use
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The dox made HHL gay
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>>85250879
Apologies my friend. I seem to have an affinity with the dark side... This stuff seems fairly obvious to me.
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>>85250887
he really is buck broken, how long as this been going on?
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Arseholes that have been gaped naturally
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The wunderland batty bandits roaming the streets looking for ungaped arsehole
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>>85250887
HelperLad and ADHD lass are friends and that is THEIR choice.
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Just farded
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqv5J5wg8cc

Acceptable cybernetic waifus are closer than ever lads.
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>>85250940
Do girl trumps smell different to boy trumps?
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>wunderland batty bandits
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So many people are so stupid and horrible. Just utterly idiotic, dumb as shit and mean. You can see it on the internet. Brain dead mantra memes recited. Attempts at bullying to boost ones own ego.
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Silly sosij https://youtu.be/7o0bcWOdevg
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bit of a 'dark question': would you lads sleep with a lass whose consent signature had expired?
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>>85250966
sounds to me like you didn't warm the towel first!
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Bum chums
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Ship Shippingham
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If a woman consents to allowing herself to be fucked after she is dead, is it wrong to fuck her corpse?
Consensual necrophilia? Good or bad?
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Women love getting anal sex just as much as men love giving it to them
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>>85247678
>id best start buying presents now to spread the cost im such a poorfag.
actually not a half bad idea
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>>85250717
He was a homosexual. That's why. Only half joking, I've gay friends are normal albeit weird, but there is a lot of sadism and degen shit in that community.
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Not turkmong, but I have recently come across a new youtube waifu and I've been loving going through her backlog. She uploads fairly regularly and is on 33k subscribers, so not totally flatlined but not massive enough for normies to glob on. Also she isn't into the generic shitlib stuff and makes it known, which is quite refreshing, even if she's not a straight up rw-egirl type (good).
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Trannyism is a psyop.
Lesbianism is fake.
Homosexuality is the result of child abuse.

The baby Preston case is just a glimpse behind the veil. That's how gay men reproduce.
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Consensual sex with welpers bottom
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Not on they're housing this cow with rLuce
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>>85251181
send it back to curryland
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>>85248401
>the one that hisses at jews
Farage? He's literally an Israeli plant
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Alprazolam coming on strong de lads
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Bit fucken cool this, not gonna lie.
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Anal prolapse
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>>85251092
i've got a couple of gaming girlies im keeping on the quiet for now x
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Might have a Star Bar
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Aura farming in Banbury
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Rate my gape part 3?
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wonder what happened to senor benis
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wonder what happened to big tex
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>>85251269
Heard he moved to Tijuana and is now called big mex.
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hope Shinzo Abe poster wasn't too upset about his death
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Big back batty boys
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Whoa black batty, bumdebum
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I'll never get gaped by Deano :/
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Why does the world validate crazy people and their opinions?
This lass, a life coach for the last 18 months, with 12 clients (still going), yet got diagnosed with schizophrenia 12 months ago, and is still a life coach.
Mental.
I'd also say, I bet 90% of her clients are female.
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corrrr Dr Who saved the day by having so much magic in him that his magic passed to his child
what a cracking yarn
20 years in the making
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I'm gonnna keep on spaffing at the gaped batty club
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What actually is fish food lids?
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>>85251570
i only know it from the metaphors and had to work backwards.
i always just assumed fish ate grubs n shrubs.
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>>85251570
Food you give to fish, no I don't know where they get their cutlery from.
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>>85251570
Stuff you give to fish so they don't starve mong
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What what IS it? Looks like little multicoloured dandruff
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>>85251570
Tasty icecream made by woke liberals?
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Cumming in multiple battys
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I'm a Bantu boy
In a Bantu world
I'm bumming a spastic
Little Sean spastic
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>>85251570
Black soldier fly larvae (38%), salmon (20%), fish protein concentrate, peas, potato, wheat, dicalcium phosphate, calcium carbonate, calendula, rosemary
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Got one of them Tango Thirst Trap cans now
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>>85251750
Sounds fucking disgusting. Why can't Nemo have a Rustlers?
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some days fish
and some days shit
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>>85251803
Not everyone can smell it. Still, I keep a positive attitude. I NSPCA member. I take Benji on walks. I eat kebab and feed birds. Have a pound with Crufts. It lush.
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The pied piper of cocks, a welper lad story.
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>>85251794
Fish haven't got hands to hold one with you plonker
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>>85251750
>salmon (20%), fish protein concentrate

they are CANNIBALS
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>>85251942
Not him but all animal food is, we're lucky there's no such thing as human food.
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turns out

hairy fella

monkey?
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Star Bar consumed
>checkbox.avif
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>>85251964
You jezzed that reference right up
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>>85252018
you are a massive spazz that does spazzy things!
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Welper having consensual sex with the Bantus
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dear life
you are coming at me too fast, please eliminate 3 torments
i'am NOT crackpot
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got me chips now
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>>85252137
you ever put a chip up your bum?
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>>85252136
lollin. very good post.
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>>85252168
haha yeah it was a joke haha ive never done and never will
haha
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>>85252151
I've had more than a chip up it oh aye
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Been away from /britfeel/ for 10 years. Like Odysseus i return to find my general filled with gaped arsehole posters who need ousting so the general can return to its former glory
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Love a gaped arsehole me
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disabled in a bin
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>>85252190
I forgot to attach this image. VERY important that i do
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I may have gone too far in a few places x
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Two disableds in the bin
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evens tea
odds beer
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me? i am like Sisyphus, with the weight of the world in his reflection.
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i have arrived at the conclusion that we are a very stupid bunch.
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Odeipus Rex. Good kino that is. The Italian version of course. You mongs wouldn't understand.
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Three gaped battys behind a bin
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Oh Ship Shippy!
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Kick the autistic
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Bummingtonshires
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Bet you mongs don't even watch movies with subtitles. Can even read a shampoo bottle you lot. Greasy fingered hicks.
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>>85252248
i had a coke instead
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>Dr Who comes back
>ghosts take over people's bodies
>'Oh I see. Like asylum seekers.'
> - a schizophrenic guy
>everyone regards him as a schizophrenic guy

>Dr Who comes back, again
>episodes about patterns
>superstitions
>benefits scroungers
>we are meant to take this at face value
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Bantus arming their spaff cannons
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Life is great when your arse is getting gaped regularly. x
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The bumsesh lifes taken a toll on him
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Imagine shitposters happy
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Got a cuppa on the go and a european menthol fag
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Miss him, me.
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>>85252525
The Baked Bean Bandit of Bradbury. Legend.
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>a european menthol fag

sorry i called your hippy flutes 'jazz cigarettes' that one time, stonerbros.
sorry to you all
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Odds lion bar
Evens toffee crisp
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Bumsesh bantus are on the prowl
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>>85252546
love a white lion bar i do
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>>85252577
Based white supremacist. As for me it's the purple brownie one. You tried the white chocolate Maltesers? Fucking sickening.
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>>85252577
You know what I've never had a white one . Ill have to get one next in the shop
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Two love birds
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Prison gay posters > Bantu posters
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Like a fucking periscope
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These new captchas are bollocks. Never thought I'd miss selecting fire hydrants. None of the 4chan browser apps work either. Any recs? Clover doesn't work anymore
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>>85252666
Screenshot? Not seen a captcha in a while myself
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>>85252624
Welper on constant look out for the nearest wokkle bank x
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>>85252690
Maybe its because I'm a phonefag
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Pointless living in Klaus Schwab's world
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>>85252666
Just post on phone never get captchas. Only desktop incels get captchas
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>>85252709
>hone never get captchas. Only desktop incels get captchas
opposite for me
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>>85252709
I only post on phone and get captchas every time
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Haven't seen one in who knows how long
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It Tuesday x
Love Karaoke (and Deano) it lush x

You were Deano you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said "Stay away from WelperLad"
And I was crying in my boxroom
Begging you "Please don't go" and I said

Deano take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be gaping all there's left to do is spunk
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story Deano just say "Yes"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E
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>moids
>foids
>chuds
>troons
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>>85252624
Six seven! LOL x
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>>85252727
Do you use private browsing, or are you switching from mobile to wi-fi a lot? Could be that
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>>85252726
>>85252727
Weird. I never get them on phone. Soon as I go on laptop it's every post. They are easier to do on phone at least. I hate doing them with a mouse.
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Got caught by some Batty Bandits on way through Sunderland. In fucking tears.
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>>85252817
Always incognito but also always wifi. Its those select the correct box captchas. Makes me ANGRY
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>and then Dr Who transforms into two Dr Whos and they play catch with a ball for a bit until one wins a TARDIS with a wheelchair ramp

riveting storytelling, this. all the plot threads are coming together.
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>>85252837
>Always incognito
Well that's why
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>>85252763
Taylor Tuesday lid
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You on shipster?
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>>85252977
Yeah mate
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Sure is quiet. Any real neets still post here?
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>>85253038
Me, but I don't post that much.
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>Dr Who episode about putting secret messages in the television
>very next episode is Dr Who 'confirming' a man has sex with a woman

just meant to accept that as 'coincidence', am i?
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>>85253082
Thought that 73 yards episode from one of the new seasons was pretty good
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>>85253034
Sound, still up for a bum?
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You lads go to sleep to a film or show? What's your thing?
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Gawping at gaping arseholes
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>>85253125
blah blah memes, but Futurama. comfy, somehow it just makes sense as a nighttime watch.
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>>85253125
Mighty boosh
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https://youtu.be/4usI_D0LzVI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp_wWetmvAM

No place for the goyim to hide innawoods either, is there
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Why do (((modern white women))) keep running around outside in these sleazy ahh pyjama pants lol
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Slightly gaped arseholes
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Lads what do ye think of my comedy skit: North South divide but the only difference between them besides the accent is Northeners find raping to be as normal as football
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Scranning arse
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>>85253125
Probably a weird sounding choice but The Mummy. It was my 'sick' movie as a child so there's a specific comfiness to it, memories of mumberg bringing me boiling hot tomato soup, cheese and crackers to my bedside come to mind.
Hearing the 2nd or 3rd repeat of the opening monologue at the beginning and drifting off to it peacefully is a supremely comforting memory to me that helps me sleep as an adult. Highly nostalgic.
I was a weird kid.
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Spaffed just now me

I do fink indeed

X
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OkGrpbV2BE

Lol at the LARPing AWFL karen NPC roasties dancing to the injun drums

The eternal femoid trying to stiffle progress once again
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>>85253648
When you spaff do you feel an urge to rush and immediately tell someone or do you sort of sit with it for a bit. I usually need 10 or 15 afterward before i go and tell anyone. Just feels weird innit, like if I tell people too quickly it feels like they were involved in my orgasm or summat, y'know?
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Scranning gaped arse
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Fink i'll lie down and chillax a wittle

X
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Page 7 it cannot be!
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>>85253612
Class film that. They're making a new one with Brendan Fraser in. Looking forward to it
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Been using those miswak fucking tooth brush things and they actually make my teeth like two shades cleaner wtf
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Last post from me tonight lads. In the words of Anju and Kafei we will greet the morning together. Goodnight.
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Fisting gaped arse
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How do I get into the oil business?
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Britfeel life hack!

If you are desperate for pussy and want to pull, take your empty capri sun, blow into the carton, place it on the ground, then stamp on it. Women LOVE this.
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Britfeel life hack!

Desperate for some pussy? Have a particular woman in mind? Go get a McDonalds mcmuffin meal. Any kind will do. Then use your teeth to peal a pizza cheese string. Put the cheese string bits and your hash brown on the mcmuffin. Offer it to a woman and let her try it. Her beef curtains will be slapping your balls in no time.
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Britfeel life hack!

Wanna get pussy on tap? Need a shit? Use a lucozade bottle. They have the widest rims. Then chase your mate Matthew around the street with it until he runs into his house crying. Then when his mum comes out, pour the shitty lucozade on her drive and run away.
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Britfeel life hack!

Fed up of all the mad pussy you're getting? Start talking like a paki! Say things like "bud bud ding ding", "issneeee", "brave", "allahu ackbar". You can also just start walking duck-footed. Everyone who walks duck-footed is a spack.
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Normies are getting into rottmaxxxing
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*Subscribe to Britfeel life hacks*
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Apparently that new Eli Roth film is loaded with AI. Lame if so. Not saying he's an amazing filmmaker but he's always been a champion of practical effects. Saying that... think you could tell the difference between AI and bad CGI? I feel like normies are quick to call anything of low quality AI nowadays.
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I am enjoying taking modafinil tbqh. Makes me feel very very alert. Fucking wish I had this in school and uni.
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>>85255759
AI is a tool, the fact that so much AI content is bad just proves that the vast majority of 'creators' are utter dogshit, nothing more. A single auteur using AI for specific tasks will produce better outcomes than a dozen useless cretins shoving a one line prompt into AI and using whatever it throws out.

Case in point: that one guy on twitter who made a better Halo ring in 20 minutes with AI to get the details right versus the entire Xbox Game Studios creative team using AI to generate the entire thing and it ending up looking like fucking wank.

There's nothing inherently wrong with AI. I despair for the reflexive knee-jerk anti-AI sentiment that normies have globbed onto. Truly nothing has confirmed to me more that normies will just go along with anything they're told totally unquestioningly.
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Remember that there was recently an investigation by government and media groups into whether Farage was rude in school.
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>>85255787
Meh, the fact that AI is trained on other people's work is enough to piss a lot of people off. I'm not saying it can't look good but I'd prefer if it was the law or something where it had to be specifically flagged if a film uses it in a large way.
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>>85255842
Those people are just parroting the thoughts of untalented idiots who are now losing out because of AI. These same 'creators' would've given anything for their creations to get exposure, but as soon as the exposure hits the AI training data they're seething and shitting themselves.

It's the same phenomenon we see whenever a disruptive technology is being introduced. Weavers torched mechanical weaving machines. Trantifa shitlibs types are trying to torch data centres because their side hustle of drawing bad furry porn got upended. Same shit, different day.
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>>85255928
When will Gemini let me generate explicit furry porn?
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750 pounds per calendar month paid to mummy for renting a boxroom in her house
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>>85255962
The big corporate models? Probably never. Doesn't matter, the open source models are getting better all the time and will let you produce as much porn as you want, just go on r34 and take a look, they're flooded with so much AI content they have to ringfence it.
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>>85255977
Why does she charge so much? 750 seems excessive imo
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>thread over 24 hours old
Britfeel is dead
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>>85256002
24+ hour threads are a regular theme nows x
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>>85255991
He only has 50 pound a month to live on after paying mummy her rent and paying his debts and bills
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The British state enthusiastically supports and funds these child assassinations with taxpayers money while prosecuting their own ex-soldiers through the courts on multi-decade old charges triggered by 'human rights' law btw
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In Leicester recently. Literally everyone who is working is brown. Everyone. Not a single white person working somewhere. Go to a pub on a workday and it is just filled with white people drinking. Middle aged white men. I am on work break. Are they as well? On benefits? Work night shifts or weird jobs?
Still, it was weird. One would there is something you could do more productive than sitting in a pub drinking.
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>>85256024
The minimum wage has gone up a lot since 2016. He probably has over 100 pounds left now after paying everything
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>>85256048
His mistress he paypigs to must be impressed
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>>85256031
Sad his kids died. I still blame Putin. Russian armed forces need to get the fuck out of Ukraine. The insane torture and castration they commit against Ukrainian prisoners of war is just evil. Evil. Evil.
Russia needs to just fucking lose them Putin needs to die and the country needs to have a revolution to install a more sane regime.

Met a Russian lad recently. He reckons when Putin dies the country will break apart. Oligarchs in the eastern provinces want their own parts you see and all the ethnic groups. Putin and fear of Putin is the only thing holding Russia together right now like a Tzar.
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>>85256048
>The minimum wage has gone up a lot since 2016

Yet graduate salaries have not fucking budged. We are approaching wage compression closer to the Soviet Union in the 70s and 80s.
The government keeps increasing minimum wage to keep up with inflation to help the poorest and all the mongs on bennies to that point that a lot of graduate annual salaries are barely more than minimum wage per hour if that. Absolutely insane how shit starter salaries are in the uk.
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>>85255979
I don't think there's any harm in allowing AI content but it SHOULD be labelled as AI generated. People trying to pass it off as actual art is the issue.
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the ruling classes have destroyed this country
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Mad how porn is so easily accessible nowadays. It clearly has a negative effect on society but we all just tolerate it?
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>>85256222
>we all just tolerate it
the alternative being?
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>>85256227
Banning hardcore pornography or at the very least tightly regulating it would be ideal.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo9DiQXmdV0

Draftington for the boyimses arriving soon, is it

X
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>>85256239
drugs are banned but that doesn't stop anyone
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>>85256222
No you're thinking of parents, and how they allow their little shits to dress like sluts and act like cunts.
Things like dating apps and hookup culture has had a negative effect on society. It's like saying vidya has ruined society, when it hasn't. Politicians, media, those are ruining society.
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>>85256269
So I take it you're a gooner?
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>>85256285
>So I take it you're a gooner?
No.
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>>85256291
Well why the fuck not? Jerking off is AMAZING!
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>>85256247
>everyone breaks the law
Hello piggy! oink oink!
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low IQ men ITT today
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>>85256321
There's a difference between gooning and masturbating. Gooning is just edging, but nugens think they have to rename everything like they invented it.

Are you one of the NGO type posters we have?
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Busy writing my letter of thanks to Clarkson whilst apologising for being a NEET.
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>>85256345
Didn't he get a bunch of subsidies for his 'farm'?
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the people who rule this country would watch is become an islamic republic and long as everyone stayed calm about it. they dont care about this country or its people only stability and money
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>>85256359
>stability and money
For the rulers, not for us.
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>>85256366
>For the rulers, not for us.
yes obviously
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I think the impact porn has on society is massively overblown, to be honest. Addicts are bad, but addicts of anything are bad and the freedoms even the barest regulations (like we have now - nearly every porn site serving UK IPs requires age verification) ablate away aren't conducive to English liberal society which the average person rightly expects. If someone wants to look at a pair of tits in private, literally who are the state to say no? It's one of those dead horses that the old/trad right simply can't stop beating, like abortion, which get little support and distract energy away from real issues.
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>>85256359
>stability and money
So they're not doing a good job right now? We're at the lowest point of stability and money for generations.
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Porn is making people dress slutty and crave hookup culture. Porn isn't making children copy their parents dress style. Kek.
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>>85256375
the rich are getting richer faster than that have been in decades. canary wharf and the large country estates are as safe now s they've ever been
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You're looking at it the wrong way, none of this is to improov the country, they want instability and debt. That's how they control the country and world.
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>>85256396
>they want instability and debt
for us, yes. why am i having the explain my point over and over why dont you just get it?
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>>85256405
Yes mate you're a genius we get it.
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>>85256405
>why dont you just get it?
What are you on about? Oh fount of knowledge, kek.
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>>85256405
>why am i having the explain my point
Maybe try being less ESL.
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>>85256410
i never said i was smart i was implying that you were dumb, that fact thet you again missed the point if further proof to that affect
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SHAHT AHP YOOO SLAHGZ
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>>85256414
>why dont you just get it?
>What are you on about?
do you not see the irony here?
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>>85256422
fokin 'ell its phil mitchell
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>>85256420
>affect
o i am laffin
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>>85256429
improov
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New one up lads, everybody shift yourself
>>85256449

>>85256449

>>85256449
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>>85256425
Yes I do, I'm witty and humorous, some would even say handsome. I'd say the irony would be found in the part where I call you the fount of knowledge, while acting like I have all the knowledge.
Also, what are we arguing over really? I do know, the state of things, but why argue with each other?
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I mean, there's not many posts left are there?
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>>85256474
I agree, not many posts indeed.
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>>85256482
And the crazy thing is, the more we post, the less posts are left until the thread reaches bump limit.
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>>85256488
I have also noticed this, it is a fascinating phenomenon .
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>>85256495
I've got a phenomenon for you baby.



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