I don't think I could look someone in the eye if I knew they hadn't had sex by 40. It would be too uncomfortable. https://youtu.be/XUjbrIK30YM
>>85247786I don't have to imagine I'm not having sex right now
>>85247786I am so ugly even having sex with someone who consented would be considered rape.
4 years, 1 month to go, bros. How about you?
>>852478333 years till wizarhood
>>85247786Nobody cares anymore, arent 30% of zoomers virgins? Being a wizard is common nowadays.Sex is disgusting anyway, human bodies are disgusting and I would never touch a woman, fapping is way better.
>>852478332 years and 8 months.
>>85247786You are the worst poster on the site you and women
>>852478331.5 years to go. I'll probably end up having gay sex before I reach wizardom
>>85247833I became a wizard then immediately started paying for sex
>>85247786I'm not gonna die from not having sex. shut up coombrain.
>>85247862>>85247922>>85247935Wizardhood is at 30, not 40.
>>85247786I'd argue that only having sex once is even worse than just being a virgin. I got to have a singular sex at the age of 19 somehow, I do not know how never been able to recreate it and now I am 38 years old and I feel like getting to do it once, wanting to do it more and then being denied for 19 years while being completely aware and conscious of what you are missing out on, that other people get to have all around you, does way more psychological damage than just flat out never getting to have any. At least you aren't aware of exactly what you are missing out on for so many years. If you've never been desired, you can just settle for the depression, but for it to have happened once magically and then fail to happen for so many years over and over and over again and you want it to happen but it never will just hurts more than being blissfully unaware of exactly how a vagina feels like and just how much of a human basic need it is for a male
>>85247956As a 28yo khhv, this is true. I didn't get to have sex ever, but I had a pretend relationship online and I've not been the same since.Realising what you missed out on really breaks you further.
I refuse to believe that there are actually any able-bodied men in their 40s who have never had sex. Like, what the fuck did they do in their late teens, 20s, 30s? You have to never go outside to never have sex, because getting sex almost as easy as brushing your teeth. You don't have to be a 10/10 gigachad looksmaxxer billionaire vampire to sleep with a girl. Just don't be a creep, that's all women ask. Fucking hobos can get sex, fucking junkies, criminals, schizoids, anyone.
>>85247967>junkies, criminalsThat makes sense though, they are enterprising, aggressive and outgoing
>>85247949I know. I became a wizard and started paying for sex now I will never be a 40 year old virgin, feels pretty good. Still want to die for nogf of course. At least I'm not a 40 year old virgin or a cuck.
>>85247967you're a dumb faggot retard normie, and you have no idea what you're talking about
>>85247994You don't get it anon. It's not about personality or life trajectory, the junkies and criminals are usually taller, leaner, good looking and social. The actual thing that women hate are ugly looks, short height and a pathetic meek personality.
>>85247967The normalfag experiences mental rape when he ponders the existence of trvcells
>>85247786I've turned down lots of chances for sex. I only want sex with someone who motivates me.
>>85247967What a complete retard. The serious tone makes this 10/10 b8.
>>85247967>I refuse to believe that there are actually any able-bodied men in their 40s who have never had sexI had my first sex at 37 years old year ago, I did it with an escort.>Like, what the fuck did they do in their late teens, 20s, 30s? School, university, neet, then office job.>because getting sex almost as easy as brushing your teeth>Just don't be a creep, that's all women ask. They don't ask not manly, awkward and shy nerds. But you are right in some way. When I was university availability of girls was so much even such loser as me could get female friends, but (I suppose) they were tired of waiting of me making advances and all went to have sex with other guys.
>>85248093>I had my first sex at 37 years old year ago, I did it with an escort.Was it worth it? I'm 34 think of doing that.
>>85248093Sad part is you could've lost your virginity to a non-escort if you tried. Well, sadness depends on the person, so I guess that wasn't an objective way to start off. Time sucks, doesn't it? Why don't women make advances?
>>85248110>Was it worth it? I'm 34 think of doing that.Yes. Highly recommend, only regret I didn't do it earlier. It was quite an experience, actual things end up completely different from how you imagine them. I think it changed state of my mind regarding women and sex, I am not anxious anymore about virginity and been in vicinity of women I don't go super tense.>>85248112>Sad part is you could've lost your virginity to a non-escort if you tried.Complete delusion, if you stuck in virginity self reinforcing spiral for so many years you aren't gonna get out of it "naturally".And first been with an escort I see only as good thing, first ever time it was very humiliation failure that with me losing erection. Don't want such happening with gf. With an escort going again after fail felt so much easier.
>>85247801How do I know they're not a cop? Or working with cops?
>>85248168If in your country prostitution is not fun because of the law enforcement just take a vacation and travel to country were it isn't. On every continent there are such near countries with comfortable sex business.
>>85247801Sex without love is just jerking off with extra steps, and I'm convinced it just makes people more suicidal
>>85248193Why not just hookup on tinder? Feels more natural.
>>85247967>Like, what the fuck did they do in their late teens, 20s, 30s?got bullied, fell into depression, mostly stopped going to school for a few years in my teens, spent my 20s in some combination of dissociation and hyper-vigilant mode, keeping people at a distance and just trying to avoid becoming a social pariah again. 30s so far I've finally moved forward a bit, but I've also been getting depressed again since it feels like I woke up to my life already being over.
>>85248239>let's play the game you don't know rules with 20 years old veterans of that game
>>85248251If they're explicitly looking for a hookup, isn't it straightforward?
>>85247786hes still lucky, at least his mom cares
>>85248257How is this straightforward if every advice about making your profile on dating apps is leading for me to say nothing true about myself?
>>85247786I don't really care that I'm not having sex with the retarded whores that are the dating pool. But I would absolutely be ashamed if some fucking journalist decided I was a zoo animal to film.
>>85248287I don't think that's relevant for hookups. Who cares about your niche interests as long as you're hot?
>>85248278>hes still lucky, at least his mom caresYou meant unlucky, he is virgin because of overprotective and at the same time nagging and sabotaging mother.Been there. Look he is wearing glasses. How can he wear glasses if he has parents who care?
>>85248006You're a female braindead cuck who puts his dick in used up cumrag and loves it
>>85247786Yeah I don't look people in the eye. So they don't have to worry about looking me in the eye.
>>85247786>>852478335 more years from 40 here. I don't believe in romance or love anymore. Lived long enough without it already. I constantly see and hear nothing but bad things from peoples' relationship experiences since they have lost all meaning and seem to just be completely transactional nowadays. Things look real good and then next thing you know, they want to divorce. Not interested in paying a whore. After wasting money on various sex toys, I'm convinced nothing can surpass my ability to crank my goddamned hog. Not no toy, no sex robot, and certainly not some disinterested hoe who will likely do nothing but pretend to be a dead fish. Too much effort required to put up with womens' bullshit. Admittedly, ever since I stopped giving a shit about foids, they've been giving me more attention than I've ever had all my years before wizardhood, several want me to be their daddy. Don't care, not interested, they can go fuck themselves. My giant bed is more loyal and comforting than any womeme could ever hope to be, except they don't care about either of those things, which is kinda the point. Whatever, I'm about to inherit a million smackaroos and I won't give a dime to any hoe.
>>85248303i think its worse if your parents dont care. at least his mom is trying to help him. mine is happy as long as i dont complain
>>85248318>Admittedly, ever since I stopped giving a shit about foids, they've been giving me more attention than I've ever had all my years before wizardhood, several want me to be their daddy.I don't even believe this shit happens.
>>85248319Your parents constantly nagging about it makes you feel like more of a failure.
>>8524796710/10 bait, although there are normies out there who non-ironically believe this.It's the same as me who inherited land and two houses to look at whoever is paying rent and asking how the hell can these people pay rent, I don't understand.
>post this same exact video on /r9k/ several times when it was first released and last time one month ago>no replies>OP does it>gets replies
>>85248300>Who cares about your niche interestsI don't care about people not sharing my niche interests. I have them for reason they can entertain me when I am alone.>as long as you're hot?Obviously I am not, If I was hot I I wouldn't be in my place. But when I had single girls in my circles I couldn't complete with other men in these circles at all. Now ther ris only married women there, if any.
>>85248399Because you forgot to post during summer months when normies and tourists could latch on to bait and say the most retarded shit possible so we have material to respond to.
>>85248319>i think its worse if your parents dont careIf they don't care they don't sabotage you actively.
why are these niggas so upset? im 40 and never had sex i dont really care
>>85248336If it doesn't happen to you it just means you're dysgenic
>>85248482Why is his dick twisted to the side?
>>85247786why do they keep living. What are they living for? more humiliation? I'll shoot myself in the head before im like that
>>85248515Out of habit and because people lie to them that good things are gonna happen to them.
>>85248519those people who lie are evil as fuck, they are sadists who want others to suffer. Especially the parents
>>85248515Killing oneself is quite difficult. I just know I'll end up like them because despite my life being pathetic, I just can't rope.Coping is unironically a good defense mechanism.
>>85247967>You have to never go outside to never have sex, i left my house thousands of times, never had sex. Lets say i leave the house 300 times per year, that means i left my house 9000 times in the past 30 years. I returned home 9000 times without ever getting pussy. Meanwhile murderer chads locked in prison for life gets pussy, women literally visit them in prison to ride their cock.>getting sex almost as easy as brushing your teethok you are a troll then
>>85247786Wait until they hear about 50 year old virgins
>>85247786>I don't think I could look someone in the eye if I knew they hadn't had sex by 40Well get ready cause that's becoming the new normal.
>>85247967>Like, what the fuck did they do in their late teens, 20s, 30sGo to school. Have a few friends you talk to outside classes and on the weekend maybe. Pass or fail some exams. Get a job. Go to work. Buy groceries. Watch TV. Look at shit in the internet. What else is there to do in the day? A lot of lads here never got invited to parties and did not have many friends so they were not in those kind of situations. Even when they were they would have no idea how to fit in.
>>85248399>>85248430The trick is to samefag this part, I bet that's what OP did>t. shitposting pro
>>85248725If you mean to imply the guy complaining about not getting replies is samefagging, you'd be wrong, because I'm the one who responded to him. Take meds.
>>85247884Bruh do you really want to be a 40 year old who looks back at his youth and goes like: "well I didn't get any cooter but at least I have a 20k anime sex doll collection." Get it together man.
>>85248168Okay so take a trip to a place where the cops won't fuck you over
>>85248735Advice-niggers projecting as usualPro tip only faggots care about their youthPeddle your advice elsewhere, almost like there's a board for that.
>>85248734no that's not what I implied, I implied OP post a thread and then post bait pretending to be retarded to get a thread going
>>85248703>A lot of lads here never got invited to parties and did not have many friends so they were not in those kind of situations.I never had female friends in school and therefore only invited boys to my birthday parties. Why I was invited to birthday parties only girls there were those who came with boys. In university I wasn't invited to any birthday parties at all.
>>85248735My youth was wasted >>85248747And I don't believe I made anything good of it instead.But really don't know how I could've do better.
>>85247786daily reminder there is no reason to have sex unless you want children
>>85247967> never go outside Outside is not a destination, its a liminal space of nothing but asphalt and grass. Also, there is no context in which to interact with these women. Certainly not "outside" which is a place of travel, women don't want random people coming up and harassing them outside whilst they are trying to go to somewhere or do something.
>>85247833>4 years, 1 month to go, bros. >How about you?3 years and 1 month lolTime to get that Level 2 Fireball.
>>85247786>foid shoehorned into the video to give the unrealistic impression that sexlessness isn't a uniquely male issue>the fat bitch says she feels no attraction to her tall sex therapist>she even said she was annoyed by the sex therapist touching her face>she said the sex therapist's penis wasn't attractiveFoids can't help putting their privileged whore status on display, even as a paid actress for a propaganda piece like this. Never forget that it's over and it will never not be over
>>85248759Yet you have sex with little boys, priest. Curious.
>>85248486Well I'm definitely fat but I also definitely don't care about women.
>>85248742Bruh I'm sharing my opinion more than giving advice really. I'm not telling you to do anything with your life. I'm not saying get a girlfriend or become a PUA guy who goes barhopping. All I'm saying is sex is the best thing in the world and If you make an average wage you could still do things like sex tourismmaxx in fucking Pattaya or something. You could literally have a week of non stop fucking hot petite barely legal asian bitches for like half the price of your warhammer 40k set or something. >>85248753You could always 3rd world escortmaxx anon. Even if you're low value in your country. You could be a solid 8.5 in SEA. There's millions of women that go to sleep every night fantasizing about an average white guy making them pregnant so they can have mixed babies. I guarantee you bro this is the best path to take for a lot of robots.
>>85248515>eat and drink well>read books and forums>watch movies and shows>listen to music and podcasts>play video games and sports>talk about shit on social media>go out with friends on occasion>help family as they age and need it>do my job and therefore be useful to society>donate to charities once a month to wash my soulwow so uselessi should die hahano
>>85248788>>she said the sex therapist's penis wasn't attractiveWhat?
>>85248428>Obviously I am notThen why are you even talking about Tinder? It only works if youre attractive. You said I had to play the game, I don't. I'm sure I can get matches. No amount of game will overweigh your looks.
>>85247786I like how they're like "the real life virgins" like it's a fuckin fairy tale to be a virgin. I hate this sex obsessed society.
>>85249288fr fr on god
>>85247967In my teens/early 20s I was "saving myself for marriage" because I was under the illusion all the good Christian girls were doing the same for me. I was also raised by an oppressive mother and weak father, so I never dated.My late 20s I was focused on my career, then had some mental health stuff, so by the time I turned 30 I had basically stopped interacting with people besides necessity. Makes it a hard to date, but I'm trying now 15 years late.I will prostitute it if I don't by my mid-30s.
>>85247956Glad to see im not the only one. Blessed are those who never experienced it for they do not know what they are missing.
>>85249333I feel you. I grew up very sheltered too and for a long time thought that RL women were like disney girls. Finding out that marriage was a male construct to prevent women from acting like total whores and not something women actually desire was world shattering to me. I'm waiting for a literal miracle at this point.
>>85247833> 7 years and 10 monthsIt's certain that I will reach that point: at this stage, hope is not even a possibility.I wish I could just time skip to my death already, this just sucks.
>>85247833>How about you?Next year
I'm 47. I knew it was over when I was 15. I don't feel anything at all though. No sadness, no shame
>>85249682Sometimes it feels like everyone was in on the the lie, and I was the only one stupid enough to believe it. But I'm sure there are plenty more like us.>waiting for a literal miracle at this pointJust don't give up, if you think it is something you actually want. I have just been putting myself out there, trying to make friends and connections first. I'm working on something long distance right now, hopefully it can be more than that.
>>85247786Honestly even having had sex doesn't really change much. I'm 35, had sex pretty regularly but then turned into an agoraphobic shut in in my late 20's and haven't let my house hardly in like 9 years and I barely even remember having sex and probably feel the same way that virgin does.
>>85247967>I refuse to believe that there are actually any able-bodied men in their 40s who have never had sex. Like, what the fuck did they do in their late teens, 20s, 30s?picrel is David Thoreau. (1817-1862), Harvard College graduate, lifelong virgin.Why is he always omitted in the lists of biggest virgins ? THEY know.
>>85247833I lost mine at 14. Can't relate.
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>>85249872>Man chooses not to have sex>This confounds and confuses scholars for over 100 yers
>>85249876Same, also even my ugliest of friends in high school that couldn't get girlfriends are getting laid in adulthood. >>85249865Yo I had the same happen to me in my late teens after leaving high school. I started getting these panic attacks out of nowhere, probably due to some undiagnosed neurological thing. Agoraphobia is so fucking weird lol Look up Gerard Brach. He was a world renowned screenwriter that got afflicted with it in his 50's out of nowhere and literally spent the last 20 years of his life living as a shut in in his Paris apartment.
>>85249896This.Also, many people think the Into then Wild guy was a beta male. Look what I just found : Alex Supertramp and his HS girlfriend.He too **_prefered_** going to the woods and read Thoreau.
>>85249822Early exposure to female nature is important. I heard from well adjusted guys that they got red pilled during their teens after discovering what women really acted like. If dread my age the most. I'm a few years older than you, in my mid 30s, I know that if I were 10 years younger I would have some options finding a gf over the internet. But at this point there's virtually no one my age left, and girls younger than me get the "ick" from dating older guys nowadays.
>>85247833A little over 6 months ago, fren.
Lifehack : make friends with a catholic priest, or anyone from a church who vowed celibacy. Chances are, he is surrounded with good women with strong values, who all want him, but he can't honor them.But now he has a friend. And it's YOU.This is what happened to me, but only once, and I spaghettied. And my friend didn't help us. (he probably didn't know, but I'll always winder if he acted as a cockblock)
>>85250022>Lifehack : make friends with a catholic priest, or anyone from a church who vowed celibacy. Chances are, he is surrounded with good women with strong values, who all want him, but he can't honor them.>But now he has a friend. And it's YOU.I'm stealing that ideaIn exchange I'll give you an idea I had, dance lessons, most of difficulty with dating is getting to the physical stage, I figured with I skip steps, don't spread it around too much
>>85250089okay, i'll keep quiet about it.
In the past, dads would take their boys to the whorehouse. In True Romance, friend pays a whore for his friend, without saying.
>>85247786watching this while playing minecraft as a 30 year old lol.true revolt against the modern world is celibacy.
>>85250409Massive cope>>85250212If I ever have a son and he's still a virgin at 18 (or even 16 or 17) I could see myself buying him a prostitute for his birthday. But then if I had a son he would probably be extremely successful and it would be unlikely for him to still be a virgin in his late teens. >>85250089I'd feel so silly taking dance classes. Maybe if it was 1960's themed I would give it a shot. Like this Youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDHQXY3A_Bc
>>85250580good dad.
>>852478338 years left. I feel worse every year.
>>85247833A few months away from wizardhood for me.I know some guys are really depressed thinking about this type of thing but I feel nothing.
>>85248742>racismsBigot, go to:>>>/pol/
>>85247786I've only had married women at work who dislike their husbands express any interest. I kept my distance, but had my fair share of fuck me eyes and shoulder grabs. They would get me out when it was apparent I don't sleep around like everyone else does at work.
>>85248811No, you don't understand, life isn't worth living unless you put your penis inside a wet hole that's right next to her asshole.
>>85247786Less than 2 years and I'll be that. I refuse to watch that kind of shit though, the guys are ALWAYS better looking than me.
>>85250212Having sex doesn't actually make things easier with women or raise the mental block preventing you being normal
>>85249288>grrrrrrrr I hate that people aren't asexual!Get the fuck off the internet then fag.
Less than a year. The funny part is, I know I could have sex at anytime because I know women who've told me they've had sex dreams about me or have had women pretty much do everything except pull down my pants on the spot.
>>85247967Im literally too tired after work to do anything, I just lay in bed and rot or play video games. Also I play video games on weekends because I barely have any friends to hang out with. I dont want to go to social events alone, and Im kind of ugly so women dont even look at me. Wtf am I supposed to do?
>>8524783315 to go for me
>>85248742cope to avoid facing reality
I'm not a virgin but i haven't had sex in like 10 years. I'm 34 now. I'm dedicating the rest of my life to making sex robots because having a forever loyal, forever hot woman sounds infinitely more appealing to me than having a mid-to-hag wife that wants me to earn her love, even if it's a dream and i never succeed it's worth it to at least attempt because the reality for someone like me is just not something i'm willing to accept.
>>85251309nah i go on the internet every day to seethe about how unfair life is until one day i will snap.
>>85247956ManI know exactly how you feelI haven't had sex since Saturday nightI think I might die, I can't take it anymore
>>85247956Same but im 10 years younger than you. You're absolutely correct about it being a need because it actually inspired me to easily self improve but I couldn't get laid again
>>852478335 years. I remember being like 23 and wondering if I was going to be a wizard. I thought it was a pretty good chance, but not a foregone conclusion, since I still had ~7 years to go at that point. In retrospect it is utterly laughable that I wasn't 100% certain, lmao
>>85247786Yes, and I don't give a fuck. Neither should you or anyone else.
>>85248792>All I'm saying is sex is the best thing in the worldIt's really not unless you get a particularly kinky girl.The vast majority of women are boring in bed and you're unironically better off just jerking off.
>>85247786No joke, I would avoid them like the plague. There's no doubt a reason they've gone so long without finding a woman that's interested in them.
im 29 and i havent really spoken to a woman since high school, where am i supposed to meet them? its just creepy to talk to strangers outside
>>85253970Every woman I've met since high school has been through work. I'm still young so I can job hop without much worry so I get to meet lots of them
>>85253995oh right i cant get a job anywhere so thats hwy
>>85254103>i cant get a job anywhereWhy not? Are you a felon?
>>85254125no i just get rejected or ignored
>>85247833Less than 5 months.
>>85254136Real I was just there a month ago. I realized that what matters most is not your resume, it's your ability to make people view you as a potential friend, so I started applying to places that were likely to have people I'd get along with, and boom, it worked.Your resume is just the excuse they use to hire you, the actual reason they pick you is just that they like you the most.
>>85254168not that anon, and that is pretty good advice, but only when you are young. Or going for really entry level stuff. Mid 30s is a different beast
>>85254188>Mid 30s is a different beastI can only imagine...Thankfully I still have the youthful twinkle in my eye so I let people see what they want in me
>>85254168yeah im just unlikeable and have no social skills
>>85254228>Social skills >SkillsSkills take practice anon. Start now !
>>85254206>I can only imaginehahaha yeah, right?>proceeds to drink cheap vodka straight from the bottle and stare vacantly into nothingness
>>85247786>first guy is trying to overcome religious brainwashing>the girl is trying to overcome little interest in sexIt's always something similar like trauma or just indifference. What about if you have a perverse mind that most people can see right through thats lead to your sexlessness?
>>85254254Then you should stop watching porn
>>85254268eh nuts to that
>>85254254Being "perverted" doesn't exclude you from sex. Women get excited by it
>>85254444Nah, they think it's creepy unless you're Chad
>>85247801I despise whores above all
>>8524783335 year old virgin here so 5 years, sad thing is I've had chances to have sex and have even had women naked in my bed ready to sleep with me and I fucking cucked out and made excuses not to. I'm fucking pathetic and I don't know why. It's like something is wrong with my brain and I just can't be intimate. Like hardcore sex anxiety. Just gave up at this point and stopped talking to chicks.
>>85247786why didnt his mom give him any pussy like the momcest bros?
32I had sex oncethen I never thought about it again
>>85247833One more month. Fill blown kissless and hugless and such. Welcome to the party, pals.
i had sex with a girl one time when i was 18 and i dont think its ever gonna happen again, im gonna go gay just so something interesting happens every 10 years or so, maybe ill experience love. but i dont think women are for me
>>85247956is it the sex or the intimacy?
I look like a young al pacino, have really nice personality and can always befriend people, but I'm too autistic, as in, I can't connect with people. I'm already 30, it's too late for me, and it doesn't even bother. Sometimes at night I cry because I never became an engineer and made my parents proud.
>>8525566834 and mostly same, but I still miss it sometimesalas, I was one of the last generations of autists to be issued a government-mandated long-distance-BPD-gf, before they shut that covert matchmaking department down during Trump's first term
Women only have sex under two conditions1. you're top 1% hot2. you're higher in social or economic status than herIf you're not in either of those categories they wont have sex with you. really not that hard to figure out.
>>85252670Bruh I remember the "withdrawals" and PAIN and SUFFERING from not having sex for 3 weeks after breaking up with this one chick (very hot too) over a decade ago. I've been getting some sporadically but never on the regular like you would have in a relationship, and the pain and suffering is so brutal man. I hope I can moneymaxx sooner than later so I can start plowing prozzies on the regular. >>85256811There's a bunch of other scenarios though. What about revenge sex with the ugly beta guy who was "just a friend" to get back at chad?
>>85257118A woman's mental image of an "ugly beta friend" is still a 7/10 guy with his own house.Actual ugly beta men are completely invisible to them so they can't even imagine what they truly look like, since they've never seen one because their brains filter them from her sight.
>>85247833still 14 years away. i don't anticipate it'll ever happen though as i am wfh (selfemployed) indie gamedev and never go outside
>>85257149Nah you need to get off it man. Attention is valuable even from uglies and it might hurt more to some men to be cheated on with an ugly than a pretty boy. I do agree that generally yes the 7/10 rule applies for above average women but even then. I agree with the whole chad stacy blackpilled thing but people are way too rigorous and dogmatic when it comes to these things.
>>85257151Did you have friends in school?
Honestly crazy that people are sex havers instead of virgins. It's such a bizarre concept that people just spontaneously just put their penis in vagina. Do people just ask you for it or what?
>>85257237dude, modern people are so casual sex brained they literally think that connecting the penis and vagina is less intimate than touching hands.like, they decided shaking hands is too intimate, so they shake genitals instead.people have sex before they even know each other's names.
>>85257151Holy shit i'm you from the future, self-employed game dev who never goes outside, except i'm 35.You can still change your ways and not end up like me.
>>85257283honestly, i have no clue howthe proposition of being like this forever is scary however
>>85257417>honestly, i have no clue howCan't help you there mate.>the proposition of being like this forever is scary howeverYou mostly get over it eventually and stop caring.
>>85247786GoodNormgroids like you should look at the ground when in my presence.
>>85247967>NEET>never go outside>never talk to anyone>don't have social media>don't have a phone>no money >no car(all me btw)it's not that complicated
>>85257875based, me too, except i have a phone
>>85255632Maybe you're a part of the 144k that God has chosen to die virgins.
>>85258618I have to die a virgin? Can God hurry up already in that case?
>>8524778642 this year and no powers yet but I'm holding out.
>>85258618Why the fuck would God choose anyone for that?
>>85258754I feel things ahead of time, if there's a situation where I'll get hurt I'll have a vision. I don't know how reliable it is, variables and all that, sometimes I wonder if I should start wearing a cape and rescue people in trouble but I doubt what I have is enough, mid 30s, it started a few years agoThis is a meme mr government person reading this, such a thing isn't real h-hah-ha..ha
>>85258618why me though, what the hell did i do to deserve this fate?
>>85258817Maybe you'll start seeing the future like me, we're supposed to defeat Satan and his armies I think or something like that, but why do we have to be virgins that sucks
>>85258826i'd rather join him and get free succubus
>>85258798>DeadZone!Anongimme a good Chris Walken voicego on
