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Do you qualify to donate sperm?
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>>85254448
Yes. I could potential spread my auty genes.
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>>85254448
>women/normies/society: "height doesn't matter! it's all about confidence and being funny!"
>the sperm banks these normgroid women go to: "It doesn't matter if you're an Olympic athlete and 180 IQ: no woman wants manlet DNA inside her"
Absolute
fucking
clown
world
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>>85254448
>age
Yes
>college
No
>height
No
>health
Questionable
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>>85254448
Artificial insemination should be banned. People that use it weren't supposed to breed.
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>>85254448
Donating sperm is bizarre to me. Jerk off in a cup for an inconsequential amount of cash, then send your legacy to get raised by a rabid feminist who couldn't find a man
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>>85254481
That's one of the few ways we could actually raise birthrates lol
>>85254489
3-6 month of screening is unbelievable.
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>>85254473
It's real funny
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>>85254448
Yes, but I do private donation anyway.
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>>85254448
I haven't graduated from university yet, maybe a tested 138 IQ would pass me? I'd get denied for being mentally ill though
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>>85254448
That's the only requirements?
>5'9
Dude wtf they want to make more manlettes?
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>>85254448
Nope, 5'7. Last I checked I'm below the cutoff even in the Philippines
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I donate sperm to your mom every night
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>>85255097
A-are you my dad?
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>>85254448
No, I haven't been to college.
137 IQ btw
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>>85254448
lol that's just the criteria they dare to publish. but it's funny enough that height is a plain criterium.
the REAL criteria that will come up in the "screening process" will make sure to weed out anyone but high earning tall athletic chad.
women are implementing eugenics.
they pay for this, they have the choice, why would they choose lower quality genes?
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>>85254448
>age
yes
>education
MEE
>height
yes
>health
yes

but
>bald
>ogre face
>not in shape framelet
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yeah they only care about genetic disorders here and if you dont tell them anything they dont know
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>>85254448
I imagine a clinical diagnosis of autism almost certainly disqualifies me
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>>85254448
>candidates from Stanford, UC this, UC that
Oh wow so that means a lot of stinky jeet babies are going to be born in the future lol....
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>>85259028
Jeets are neither 5'9 nor in good health.
And I'd be very worried for the future of America if jeets are in Stanford, Harvard, MIT, USC (private college, not related to the University of California system), and UCLA (T20).
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>>85259028
The entire reason they have all these non-genetics-related hard reqs like college degrees is because they're trying to say "tall white chad DNA only, please" without outright saying that (because unlike heightism and height-based discrimination, racial discrimination is socially unacceptable).

These women aren't making jeet babies lol. That would imply this isn't a eugenicist system for whites to select only tall white chad DNA, which it is.

I bet if some law passed, and the govt had to go through and see the racial makeup of sperm banks, they'd find it's full of 98% tall white chad cum and there would be twitter racial drama over it.
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>>85259070
>the chads who can already get pussy by blinking are also going to fuck their hands to fill up a cup
ehhh, idk about that
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>>85259077
So you think they're all just full of brown/black people cum, lmao? Get real fella, if you can't look at that req list in the OP and read the "we want white DNA" subtext then I dunno what to tell ya.

Don't get me wrong, that would be hilarious if a bunch of picky career lesbians got saddled with jeet kids but it ain't happenin' I'm afraid, sperm banks are just yet another case of "chad can't stop winning"; all the women want to fuck him AND he gets to be paid for cumming in a cup.
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>>85259077
It's mostly targeted towards smart white guys who would get play 20 years ago.
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>>85259111
OK I guess attending a recent college graduation where it was nothing but brown guys with 12.0 GPA's and shit gave me the wrong idea, I'm sure there's an even mix of those uh, old alumni and them.
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>>85254448
I donate sperm to your mother every night. That's right, I'm going to have sex with your mom tonight.
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>>85259125
See >>85259113; it doesn't list "*recent* graduate", does it now?

They don't say it on the website itself (because again, overt [honest] racial discrimination like that would get them in trouble) but these women getting artificially knocked up are almost 100% white, and they're undoubtedly asking for white chad sperm once they get in there.

This entire selection process is to make sure they don't risk having any non-chad, non-white, non-tall moid DNA touch their cervices.
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>>85254473
Having children with a manlet should be considered child abuse
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>>85259165
Women should be kept as cattle in pens and only brought out to cook food or fuck
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>>85259125
>12.0 GPA
How are retarded browns getting a GPA that high? Is it that easy to cheat? Even in top universities? I swear they have extensive plagiarism programs, packet sniffers during digital tests, etc.
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>donating sperm
>not just becoming the doctor so you can cuck Chad by switching his cum with yours thus forcing women to raise a bunch of ugly autistic manlets
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>>85259177
aaw shawty is mad
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>>85259215
I'm actually over these 5'9 requirements, I just hate how women are such miserable fucking two-faced liars about things like height mattering, tbqwy.
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>>85254448
Would adding race as a requirement be illegal? Just curious.
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>>85254448
Probably not. Ive been smoking weed for two decades straight so my swimmers are probably all retarded.
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I qualify. My family is also stereotypically attractive scandinavians. However it seems we have some kind of hereditary depression severe enough to destroy every single one of us and because of that I don't want to continue our line.
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>>85259459
No, but 100% of women ask about it, which isn't illegal.

Their criteria (both what is listed here, and is hidden and generalized under bullshit like 'specific genetic information') are pretty deliberately made to favor tall, white chad seed only.

The fact that they have a non-negotiable, hard height requirement, should tell you the unlisted stuff gets even more grim. I would bet cash money that they have internal ways of tracking/advertizing things like good hairline, dominant/assertive personality traits, etc., too; but they can't advertize all of it without attracting scrutiny.

Sperm donation clinics are all the truth of a blackpill any sane person should need, this shit is hopeless.



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