I would never date a real femcel.
I would push her cushions
And shuffle her truffle
Fatties get sex whenever they want though
Even this kind
I would squeaze her pleats
But that makes you a volcel anyway
>>85256042I wood nut in cider
>>85256022....yea....thats the dark reality. femcels are fugly and yes they are undesirable. the meth that all women can never be femcels falls flat when glance at this pic
>>85256052The thing is there are dudes who would fuck that little fat goblina.
>>85256055Yes, me. And I would marry her too.
>>85256055>>85256052Yeah, plenty of ugly ex-metheads out there, true femcels. I say ex-methheads cause ones who use would give up any hole to any dealer. I see them around homeless tents under the freeways
>>85256071You know what man, I hope you find a nice fat goblina wife and have a happy life. You deserve it anon, you aren't even asking for much.
>>85256022she could always loose all that fat but the shade of skin is unfixable unfortunately
>>85256022Moids are Stacysexual Oh no, fork found in the kitchen. We know
>>85256022incels know femcels aren't real, both these girls were used for sex by chad when they were 17 and they are forever chad-only
Why is it so hard for foids to exercise or eat less? If I had a slower metabolism I'd be in heaven.
Femcels do not exist. Choosing to be fat is means a woman is making daily constant choices to be ugly.. Fat goes away as soon as a person stops choosing to be fat. If they stop consuming any calories at all for a year and they walk 30 miles a day every day, and the only thing entering the mouth being water, electrolytes, and a daily multivitamin, they will lose about a pound of fat per day. Most fat women could be ok with a shorter time period. Bmi of 18 is ideal look for women, unless she's a professional wrestler or heavyweight boxer or some other athletic type. In that case she need to shoot for a bmi of 16ish and then get a boob job because gym girls are not attractive. Honestly it's a mistake we ever let women use gyms in the first place. Ban birth control and washing machines to get them back in shape. A toddler on the hip and washing all the clothes by hand kept them in shape during the better days.
>>85256437Men burn more calories than women. This is the gender calorie gap feminists stay quiet about. We need a law so that food stops making women fat despite the fact we eat less than men. The patriarchy is everywhere
>>85256470>women use gyms in the first placeThey don't even do anything there. They just go there to flirt with Chads and complain when ugly men dare to talk to them.
>>85256022>can easily fix being fat>don't
>>85256022Y u got to b fat
>>85256022>I would never date a real femcel.takes a lot of plastic surgery
>>85256022the average incel looks closer to how incels imagine femcels look like, despite poeple trying to portray us as greasy neckbears who are closer to the femcel
>>85256659Even the most chadlite maxxing guy who was on omegle admitted to the girls he was only 5'9. If he showed up in person the girls would be ew...
>>85256671I get this a lot as a hapa and I'm 5'11. Even tho 'technically' I'm not deformed and have all the features normies consider attractive (thick hair, nice smile, clear fair skin, prominent cheekbones, lean face...) most women nope me on sight due to my mongoloid skull shape alone.
>>85256659greasy neckbears usually have no trouble with women unless they're short
>>85256796>greasy neckbears usually have no trouble with womenwhy is that tho? I always see balding metealheads with cute alt. chicks while I can almost sense a guy has trouble with women if its one of those boyish looking neatly groomed guys.
>>85256022Being fat is voluntary and only achieved by self sabotage (not naturally occuring) so you can't be any type of -cel while fat.
that's not a femcel that's a fatcel.
>>85256815you can be boyish looking as long as you're tall
>I'm such a weirdo, autismo femcelAh yes, a gorgeous, blue eyed, skinny princess
>>85256076obviously meant to type "myth"
>>85256022The "femcel" on the right would never date her looksmatch
>>85256659How are they incels then?
>>85256022Right has fucked half of her primos, amigos and companheros.Femcels aren't real, at worst there are Chad only mentalcels
>>85257672Because women don't even see them as human. Not even their looksmatch
>>85256412Im youre mom sexual. Can you give me youre moms number? Pretty plz
>>85256412I am of a healthy weight. Does that mean i'm a Chad, "femcel"?
>>85256484Nigga, women love stuffing their fucking faces. They eat as a hobbie and proudly flaunt it all over the place. They also use it as cope mechanism: sad? Eat. Angry? Eat. Happy? Eat. Yet they try to fucking question the laws of physics that say that fucking mass doesnt generate out of no fucking where and it has to come from somewhere. But yeah, you cannot expect a woman to think logically
>>85256659I look like that but super short
>>85257672>How are they incels then?I live in Croatia and I can give you an example of how inceoldom happens without you looking ugly in a conventional sense. Tthe standard for "sexy woman" here is: anything goes except morbidly obese or severely deformed. Skinny long legged chicks might be ideal on paper, but many guys prefer thicker ones and croatian women are rarely petite and mostly on the curvier side. The starndard for men however is: tall(over 6ft), mandatory buzzcut (but not balding), athletic (but not a gymbro because thats "gay"). So anything that falls outside this hypermasc image is seen as weird, gay and therefore unattractive. You could be looking like a young Al Pacino but you'd get noped because you are short and don't have broad shoulders. Guys like Tom Holland who are of a more "pretty boy" variant of male are invisible in croatia. Women here prefer the turkish teleovela lead look in men or the slavic mmafighter/ hoodrat look, but there is nothing in between
>>85256659This is what people don't understand. Most "Incels" are pale feminine looking twink dudes, not neckbeards. They don't get women because of mental illness and being very passive.
>>85257727incel means someone who can't get anyone not just his looksmatch
>>85256022it's pretty interesting how people would rather eat goyslop than be attractive
>>85256022Femcels are whores
I know someone who would be a femcel in any other time is dating a man with good looks.
>>85256022I would never date an incel either
>>85256861girls with blond hair and blue eyes are so pretty
I would never ever date one but come on let's say you're fucking high, weed, MDMA, and the girl is a turbo fucking whore with a hairy musky snatch, sucks your dick salivating like a dog with rabies, and plowing her is the comfiest fucking vagina ever PLUS she dildo your asshole and hers while saying the most nasty shit known to manWouldn't you, faggot?
>>85258107I look like the guy in the pic and cant get anyone. I am pretty sure a lot of people are in the same situation
>>85257837Being too short is a death sentence in 99% of situations in basically every country unless the girl is freaky and has a dommy mommy/giantess/midget kink.Otherwise their brains don't recognize you as men. They see you as a weird ugly weak teenager or the equivalent of a Hank Hill ass hamplanet ogre woman.
>>85256022literally just lose weight nga