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Anonymous

DUMB STUPID FOIDS 08/04/26(Tue)11:20:37 No.85257960

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DUMB STUPID FOIDS Anonymous 08/04/26(Tue)11:20:37 No.85257960 Archived

*ahem*

Did you really think chad would ever commit and give you the prince charming disney princess romance happy ending big wedding, buying you a big house in the 'burbs and doting on you while you have 3 of his kids in your mid to late 20s, the happiest time in your life?

PSYKE!

not gonna happen cuntoid

>I can find a beta orbiter when I hit 30

The lanky nerd who asked you on a date in college making you scream "EEWWWWWW" out loud is long gone and will marry a woman much younger than you once he has matured a little, hit the gym, got a nice haircut, suit et cetera.. they're not whateverMAXXXING for you, they are -MAXXXING to get away from people like you, there's a difference.

PSYKE 2.0!

You allowed yourself to get brainwashed by mass media into hating your future commitmentchad tradhusband, you did so against our better warnings. You will get some shlubby simp, I'm sure, then divorce him, but you will never be loved in a way that can only be forged through traditional marriage in your 20s and a real family not trashy single mom "strong independent woman" cope. You had only 1 life and this won't be your life, and it is because of your own conscious decision to hate the boys like us for no fucking reason.

You probably thought you were a fashionable popular kardashian diva or some shit, because chad wanted to use you for sex, lmao. We warned you and you ignored us, so bye bye forever, Karen.

>u will die alone
nah, christian dating sites, passports, got a lot of options you don't, fuck you lol

Anonymous
08/04/26(Tue)11:28:08 No.85257989

Anonymous 08/04/26(Tue)11:28:08 No.85257989

>>85257960
they don't want chad after their hookup phase ends, dumbass
you're screaming into the void

Anonymous
08/04/26(Tue)11:42:35 No.85258076

Anonymous 08/04/26(Tue)11:42:35 No.85258076

>>85257960
>marry a woman much younger than you
I wish I could get a man much younger than me when I'm over 30 tbf

billy corgans lover
08/04/26(Tue)11:45:03 No.85258095

billy corgans lover 08/04/26(Tue)11:45:03 No.85258095

>>85257960
these posts are stupid and not real

Anonymous
08/04/26(Tue)12:25:54 No.85258323

Anonymous 08/04/26(Tue)12:25:54 No.85258323

>>85257960
poaching younger women only works if you save enough money or become a criminal

Anonymous
08/04/26(Tue)12:28:29 No.85258334

Anonymous 08/04/26(Tue)12:28:29 No.85258334

>>85257989
What? What do they want?

Anonymous
08/04/26(Tue)12:29:29 No.85258339

Anonymous 08/04/26(Tue)12:29:29 No.85258339

>>85258076
You could, but you wasted your prime on travling and drinking instead of getting a job good enough to support your boyprince househusband.

Anonymous
08/04/26(Tue)12:30:00 No.85258345

Anonymous 08/04/26(Tue)12:30:00 No.85258345

>>85257960
I don't care for 3dpd

Anonymous
08/04/26(Tue)12:45:31 No.85258426

Anonymous 08/04/26(Tue)12:45:31 No.85258426

>>85257960
Hate whores