>got pinworms because I wash once a month>too fucking embarassed to go to the pharmacy and buy medicines myself>too fucking embarassed to tell my mom, besides I'd lose all my good boy points if she found out I rarely take baths>only way out of this is to infect my entire family so that someone will come out before me and take all the blame as I pretend to not have nothing and just take the medicine "out of precaution">I have been fingering my anus and then touching everywhere for the past monthSo, how is your summer going /r9k/?
i have pinworms too but im so lonely that i enjoy having them in my stomach. its nice to know i can provide shelter and warmth to some creatures, its almost like im pregnant desu
Is your anus blown out? Sorry, I know you're a guy but the image of you fingering your sweaty stinky poopchute gave me a boner.
>>85258350>i have been fingering my anus for the past month and spreading diseasestotally not homosexual behaviour
>>85258350>got pinworms because I wash once a monthNo. That is not how you get pinworms.>I have been fingering my anus and then touching everywhere for the past monthYes. This is how you get pinworms. Get it right the first time.
>>85258350you got it again? didn't you already get the medicine to fix it before?
>>85258350why do you guys have worms in ur stomach??
>>85258350>>only way out of this is to infect my entire family so that someone will come out before me and take all the blame as I pretend to not have nothing and just take the medicine "out of precaution">>I have been fingering my anus and then touching everywhere for the past monthkek
>>85258350>only way out of this is to infect my entire familyNigger, buy the horse paste on Amazon.
>>85259811this, maybe it'll even cure your fingering tendencies idk.
