how am I going to explain my self harm scars to my future gf?
>>85260298just tell her you had a roudy cat or something? easy.
>>85260305but my scars are big and very obviously not made by a cat
>>85260298Why did you self-harm? What caused this behavior?
>>85260313a tiger thensimple.
>>85260298>my future gflol
>>85260298dw she'll probably have them too.
>>85260298>how am I going to explain my self harm scars to my future gf?You are on /r9k/, even discovering this board has implied you are likely going to be alone
how am i going to explain my internet search history when i'll be running for president? oh right that isn't going to happen
>>85260298I have never had a girlfriend, but if I ever do, I am just not going to mention them. They're just scars, it's not like there's really much to say about them.
>>85260354Nevermind the dog porn! ANON 2028!!!!
>>85260369>dog pornthis is unironically one of the first things i looked up when exploring porn as a kidwasn't my thing, zoophilia is like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole
>>85260318I was upset and some are because my gf left me.>>85260344hmm ok then I guess it's not so bad.>>85260367she will notice them eventually
>>85260397>she will notice them eventuallyYeah, but just don't bring it up. I have plenty of scars that are visible, and nobody has ever said anything about them to me(with the exception of my parents, who forced me to go to a psychiatrist)
>>85260387They're never going to elect a white female president anyway.
>>85260397are you a bpd boy? don't date anyone you're toxic.
>>85260491bpd boys deserve happiness too
>>85260491I have changed I swear!!!
>>85260531>>85260574unless you're in therapy and your doctor gives you the go ahead you're just going to make some normal persons life miserable and make them have to go to therapy.
>>85260596No, I don't want to do that. I wouldn't want to be the cause of someone else's misery.
>>85260596no I learned from my mistakes last time!!
>>85260298Tell her you had really small arms and legs until you hit a growth spurt and those are just stretch marks. Seriously if you did that as a joke, she probably would still care but wouldn't worry. Worry about getting a good gf, once you have good one, you'll realize they're pretty lenient.
>>85260298>self harm scarsCongrats on coming out!
@85260872you used a tripcode just to drop a one-liner in a thread? was that really necessary?
>>85260867ok that's a good one, I'll use that one, thanks anon
The right woman will not ask just give you and your scars loving and gentle kisses at least that's what I would do to my wife's sh scars
@85260894Yes. Yes, it absolutely was.
>>85260931you realize I'm used to dumb comments like that right? so basically no it wasn't worth it
Maybe be honest with her.
>>85260945Wait is this actually a trannyThat is so sad
>>85260958NO you fucking cocksucker that's not what I meant! I mean that I'm used to you people calling me fag! I'm still straight
