>be dad>snoopy fan>start his own carpentry business after the owner of the previous one you worked at passed away>can't run a business for shit (he failed to apply for a business back when COVID happened)>constantly beg family for help with it>at the same time refuse to listen to any of the advice they give him and get all defensive and shit>business is not seeing much money coming in as a result>decide that you want to put a picture of snoopy on business card>tell idea to daughters>they both tell him he can't cause it's illegal (he's went to jail for piracy in the past)">get all defensive about it, as usual>elder daughter looks up why it's illegal on google and shows it to dad to explain why he can't>"but le gen x nostalgia">daughter eventually gets sick of his shit and decides to go back to her room since she knows he's not going to listen for shit>still arguing with younger daughter as of writing thisHow the fuck am I supposed to explain why this retard can't put a picture of snoopy on his damn buisness card because the company that owns the character will sue the shit out of him for it when he won't listen to anyone for crap? Gee willickers, I wonder why his company is failing...
>>85260383I'm not reading all that shit nigga kek
>>85260383Why doesn't he just create his own character he seems to be autistic so he could probably get imagine something cool like Snoopy
>>85260383Bro, you should start saving some money or something. Your dad truly sounds like a desperate retard. Once shit hits the fan you don't wanna end up with nothing.
He should make an OC based on Snoopy. Invert the colours from white being primary and black secondary to black primary and white secondary.Tell him my great idea and that he owes me money now.
>jail for piracyHow?
>>85260512Being a german is like being the biggest NTR fan
>>85260517Wait. They actually arrest you for piracy?I thought it's "just" a hefty fine.
>>85260483>>85260509EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING! I was thinking of making it a cat since there aren't a lot of cats in the snoopy universe and my dad loves cats and shit, but istg if I have to here him bitch about his stupid fucking buisness again I'm gonna lose it>>85260543Back in the 90s-2000s they did, but part of it was also a DUI from when my dad got caught drinking and driving n shit. Had to keep a breathalyzer in his car for a couple years, it sucked ass. Nowadays big companies just sue the crap out of you for it, which is still bad cause he's the reason we're in a fucked up financial situation and shit and he won't be able to pay his employees if he does get sued.
It'll take years for the estate of Charles Schultz to even notice. They're busy suing the 500 knock-off Snoopy products in Asia. By then your dad's shitty business will have failed. Just put a fake copyright c next to Snoopy's picture and literally no one will give a shit.Actually whoever makes the business cards is going to notice right away and they're probably trained to avoid copyright characters, so he'll have to make the cards himself. Which he won't. Whatever, he's an idiot, but he made it this far, he'll be fine.
>>85260383You should just move in with me and put snoopy in the past
>>85260383make some AI apus for him that look like they are hand drawn with just ink on paper, but by a skilled artist, tell him it is like snoopy but more popular with the kids nowadays and it will help his businesshave the apus always doing adorable humorous (I darest not say cute and funny) things
carpenters being retarded, what else is new?
>>85260476nigga nigga nigga ooga booga I'm illiterate ooga booga nigga I aint reading SHIEEETT dumb Ass CraKKKa
