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Have you ever dated someone irl you suspected to be in advanced disguise, or possibly a double agent?

Tell us your story anon
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>>85261222
>dated someone
You damn glowie. If you want to find out a suspected double agent just go to any of the agents on this website clattering away at their PCs next to you and ask about their Chinese and Russian girlfriends.
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>>85261242
Well I dated both a Chinese immigrant and a Russian immigrant. Russian one was almost definitely a double agent.
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>>85261252
I could sniff you out from a mile away. Ah glowies, you need to get better at this. Well, the topic of conversation is so forced, so unnatural, only mass media, anger, and sheeple could fall for it. Perhaps they don't fund you enough or teach you proper techniques? Anime girl pictures aren't enough. You need something gross and disgusting to trigger a fighting reaction in someone. Then they are less rational.
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>>85261281
Not a glowie, just a fembot.
The Chinese one didn't seem like an agent for China, but he did seem like he could be a white man in advanced disguise. It's super weird to say but I got that feeling.
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>>85261316
Post tits or GTFO you damn femnigger. We don't appreciate your kind 'round these parts.
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Had a close friend who raped over 10 women and was supposed to do 5 years he only did 2 months got out and hes off the grid now living in sarasota florida
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>>85261339
theres no way this is true but if it is he is a fucking legend and his name should be praised by every man alive
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>>85261222
I dated a month for a few months and some things didn't add up, one time while we were out somebody else came up to him with a different name and asked what happened to somebody
I never put too much thought into it but eventually he got arrested because he had fled from america and changed his name, he had murdered a few people in america and another here, I was sleeping with a murderer, which is pretty cool actually
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>>85261339
I don't know how that relates to this thread, but that is terrifying
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>>85261343
His muscle insertions looked white and he had the thickest American accent I've ever heard. (Fake?)
He also breathed mainly through is mouth which made we wonder about any advanced masking, and had trouble with leg mobility, which looking back is a symptom of height surgery. (He said he'd had the issue as long as he could remember and there was no specific inciting incident.)

Obviously a reach and sounds delusional af, but it was weird for sure. It might have just been my nerves getting to me, or the near psychosis I got after meeting up from extremely delayed flights making me lose a ton of sleep.
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>>85261353
Dang, how did he murder them? How many until he got caught?
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>>85261454
I don't know how he murdered them, I'm going to wait until it makes news or some shit
I'm assuming around 5-10 based on police presence and how they were talking to me after it, they told me a lot more than they should though, they were bad at their jobs
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>>85261461
Oh dang, so this must be very recent.
When's his trial? Are you gonna be put on the stand? Were there any red flags?
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>>85261542
I'm not sure there's a trial date yet, if there is I didn't notice, I've not been paying attention at all. I hope I'm not put on the stand though, I'm a pretty introverted person, I met him in a fucking comic book store, in the manga section, I can't talk in front of a bunch of people
red flags? not at all, there were a bunch of green flags actually, it might have all been fake, but I don't know, he was a really good cook, he was great with kids and animals too, and he had wicked smarts as well
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>>85261567
That's some pretty intense stuff anon. Did he mainly kill lovers? Do you think you'd have been on the chopping block?
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>>85261222
I dated a girl who lied about her name for almost a year? A full year? I don't remember . Lmao
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>>85261580
Nah I was in a good situation relatively, and I'm the one who approached him because he was checking chainsaw man out
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>>85261222
My wife is unironically a North Korean asset, I was informed so by the US state dept. and told to just keep it up, so they have a tab on her.
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>>85261339
Hmm I'm not far from Sarasota. Perhaps I'll pay him a visit.
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>>85261353
good story, trapped in the confines of this thread, make a new thread nona.
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>>85261652
I mean I guess? sure I'll make one
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>>85261592
It wasn't just a nickname?
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>>85261353
>>85261678
your thread fucking sucks



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