Just told my friends and therapist I'm thinking of shooting myself tomorrow, my friends hate me now and my therapist basically cried
>>85262633Now why the fuck would you do that?
>>85262690Cause I am a failure and life fuckin sucks>also had like 6 shots of vodka
>>85262633thank fuck I don't get patients like you as a therapistthough, I'd rather that over the 50th teenage boy who gets a crush on me
>>85262706You're a therapist browsing /r9k/???Also you're probably baiting because I don't see how a therapist could not get a single suicidal client
>>85262633>telling other people and not just doing itHave fun being sent to a mental institution and losing your gun rights forever.
>>85262700I never get why people hate/distance themselves from suicidal peopleWhy the fuck would a therapist cry? So retarded. Like nigger it's your job to be a cold calculating psychopath to properly evaluate and treat your patients. Unless it's some retarded therapist who doesn't know shit about psychology or psychiatry, actual scams.
>>85262633its one of those things that isn't really helpable, if you truly feel that way words are meaningless and hollow, you need real connection something to tether you to the mortal world and it makes people who aren't in that mindset very uncomfortable because you're basically forcing them to confront their own mortality.
>>85262817some therapists are mentally weak. they might expect nothing too harsh. they're used to dealing with people who just say shit like "oh man i have anxiety about this new job!"
>>85262719>I don't see how a therapist could not get a single suicidal clientI don't see why any therapist would admit to being incompetent when HIPAA exists.
>>85262633Did she call the cops on you
>>85262853HIPAA doesn't apply on an anonymous forum
>>85262919You can't just break the law!
>>85262817thats how social interactions work, ostracism is a core part
>>85262797Okay and who's gonna get me sent to an institution lol
>>85262856Nopeorigfuibal
>>85262836my mums therapist asked her what i thought my mum did wrong in her relationship and i genuinely told her thats a retarded question
>>85262719anon, have you heard of HIPAA?that's why.
>>85263105They explicitly said they DON'T get suicidal clients
>>85262797Wait so gunshot to head would not be an instant death?
>>85262633>"so i'm considering killing myself">"huh?! i HATE you"normalfags are evil
>>85262706Not a therapist or a really bad one.
>>85262633>opening up to your "mental health doctor">confiding in others
>>85263151Depends on the weapon. Eg a small caliber pistol could miss important brain tissues. Prob still end up a vegetable. The bullet can also skip off the skull depending on the angle.Its why we are taught to draw a triangle with the nose and two eyes and put the bullet in the center of that (vs hollywood BS where people get shot in the forehead).t. Ex Military
>>85262633You better follow through or it's gonna be awkward.
>>85262633>>85262700Whats troubling you?its 0342 and Im going to try to sleep again. Be back later.
>>85263151You gotta know how to shoot it. Some guys just end up blind or disfigured
