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Porn is an infinitely more convenient, accessible, affordable and reliable product than women are.
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>>85263665
i just wanna be loved
but i'm below average height
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>>85264388
being loved has nothing to do with women
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if you feel horny, breath really heavy like if you were going uphill on a bike until the sensation goes away. stop cooming anon, it's worse than drugs
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>>85264388
You'll never get love from a woman. Even tall guys don't get it. If you wanna be loved get a dog.
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answer me this chuds
>can porn hug you at night when you're overwhelmed by worries?
>can born bear your children?
>can porn pick you up when you're feeling down?
didnt think so
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>>85265923
A woman has never done those things for me either
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>>85265914
Bad advice, dogs are just like foids
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>>85263665
sour grapes
>>85265923
they don't have a choice between the two
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>>85265923
>>can porn hug you at night when you're overwhelmed by worries?
Yes
>>can born bear your children?
You can adopt if you want
>>can porn pick you up when you're feeling down?
Yes
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>>85265923
>can born bear your children
We can goddamn try!!
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>>85263665
porn is not gonna be there when you're sick and old
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>>85265923
>>can born bear your children?
>implying women are doing this
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i guess that's why it's so popular! thank you for explaining, op
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>>85265971
Why wouldn't it be there?
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>>85265923
Porn can fullfill my desires and fetishes, women don't. I don't want children. I'm not gay so I don't need a therapist.

So yeah Porn always wins.
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>>85265957
>they don't have a choice between the two
fatties and brown women throw themselves at me.
I do have a choice.
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>>85265923
yes actually
>children
i dont want children
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>>85263665
We both know men will always prefer the original.. It's like the satisfaction of eating a real steak vs a onions mimicry.
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the void is still there.
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Their standards are too high now. Inflation got everything. In the MySpace era some skinny dork in a 2edgy4u hoodie would get the fucking Ankha Zone treatment from some Ramona Flowers-looking chick objectively out of his league in exchange for a frozen yogurt date, and the date was like 12 dollars with toppings and everything. I shit you not, girls were doing blowjobs for a bag of hot fries and a walk in the park. Dudes who bought into pussy stocks back before the price skyrocketed were getting girls cool with eating Del Taco in the parking lot. The MichaelYou had girls in Adventure Time and Invader Zim tees who were objectively hot (and still insecure about being 5 pounds too chubby) just ANNIHILATING absolute wimps crazy style in exchange for the SIMPLEST of sweet gestures and then drive him home in a piece of shit messy Honda that cost $600 and ran on pocket change. Now the dating scene is Dante Must Die mode everywhere. Don't let anyone tell you it's not harder now. That's like "inflation is at 3%" levels of gaslighting.
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>>85266395
*the Michael Cera archetype did work on gen X women
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>>85265923
Would a woman do any of these for a non-Chad? No? There you go.
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>>85265914
fine, i'll take desire as a substitute



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