Why are most dudes so fricking boring like how many of you hit this sexy move when it's time to fap? I bet most of you just stroke it like a monkey, zero sex appeal.
>autistic white males in 2026
>>85263872nigga im not some cute uwu anime boy im an almost 30 yo grown up man
>>85263880Stop being 30
>>85263880Troon out like me>>85263297
>>85263882That guy has zero accountability watch him double down and turn 31
>>85263872>I bet most of you just stroke it like a monkeyyeah, and you'd love to watch wouldn't you
>>85263893I love watching solo cum videos ngl
what's a non-boring manner of masturbation to you? usually i'm sat up intensely staring at the monitor. legs quaking, making a retarded face when cooming. idk. how do you jerk off? do you swing your penis around until it cums?
>>85263913I use a magic wand on my cock and vibrate it till I cum
>>85263913>usually i'm sat up intensely staring at the monitor. legs quaking, making a retarded face when coomingThere is some eroticism to that to be fair
do people really sit their naked sweaty butt on their bed
>>85263922kek.>>85263925it's peak eroticism to give your body into the pleasure with a display of pure horniness.>>85263949hell yeah. i'm so fucked up aren't i? love when it gets sweaty and my cock is just lubed up with it. the smell drives me insane. no idea why.
>>85263872why can't men look like this irl?
>>85263957>when it gets sweaty and my cock is just lubed up with it. the smell drives me insaneHot~
>>85263957Men like you are the reason I bother staying alive
Depends on how horny I am but I usually just lay on my bed and jerk my shit. Sometimes double fist it. Sometimes I'll get up and hump into my hand if I'm really worked up. Tend to shoot fatter loads doing it that way. Also, holding your breath for a while before you cum feels great.
>>85264008>Sometimes I'll get up and hump into my hand if I'm really worked up.you desperate fistfucker. does it really feel that good?
fist fuckerhand rapisthand molester
>>85264020Yup. I have to support myself against something with my other hand to stop my knees from giving out usually. I just get insanely horny imagining I'm railing a nice sloppy hole. Feels real fuckin good.
>>85264027fist blurreddick burping fucking spunk
>>85264008>big enough to allow for double fistingflipping insane...
have you guys ever had to cover your mouths due to yelping
>>85264038I can do that too, I guess it depends on size of your hands but I'm 6.5in which is not crazy
>>85264038Haha yeah. I'm a fair bit over seven inches. Wish I was a little thicker but I can't complain.
>>85263895I sent someone I met on a game a solo cum video once, sadly we stopped sexting
>>85264045>I'm 6.5in which is not crazy>not crazyLet me guess that's your size without bone pressing. >Yeah bro my dick is top 0.1% no big deal teehee. >>85264053You are not boyfriend material dude that is absolutely too big but it must be a joy to jerk off with
>>85264094No it's 6.5 bonepressed lol, not bonepressed would be nuts. Even still it's a pretty good size I think. I'm happy with it.
>>85264094HA yeah no it's inconvenient with actually fucking. Lube every time, even with women. Have to take it slow which sucks cause I wanna just pound them flat. No blowjobs either. Im drunk and horny so I'll be nice and post somethign for you. Hands aren't that small but I wanted it to look nice for you.litter catbox moe slash nhro5j dot jpg
>>85264165Yes 6.5 inches is definitely something to be proud of you're bigger than 99.5% of men>>85264171Aaaggh am I doing something wrong? As a mortal I'm very serious about seeing penises especially those of the 7 inch realm, is this filename the correct link? Wow and you have sexual experience too and implied with both sexes that almost feels like a threat but I know that's just my virgin mind running wild... anywho while it's not boyfriend material I doubt any girl will forget the experience
>>85264253Dunno if youre doing it wrong but its justlitter dot catbox dot moe slash nhro5j dot jpgand yeah I have experience with both. I prefer women mostly because with guys there's so much prep time.
I gooned to this image and blacked out and feel asleep for like 30 minutes, and I going to do it again
>>85264253litter.catbox.moe/nhro5j.jpgHere's the damn link, it takes a while to load.
>>85263872Straightest anon on /r9k/
>>85264347Hehehe anon wants to me see his macro dong and macro it is. Congrats on the big ol fish
>>85264407No I'm not anon I just like penis and I'm male
>>85263872I do lie back in bed when I jerk it these daysBut I don't look like a twink anymore and I never looked like a femboy
>>85263872how do i get my tip to be a neon blue color like that
>>85265016Only do good deeds. If you do one bad deed it turns pink
>>85265024like a glowing neon pink? i wouldnt mind that but if its just like a normal penis pink then thats boring.
>>85265016it would make more sense if boys had blue tips instead of pink ones because blue is for boys and pink is for girls
Fapping when I lie down somehow just doesn't feel as good. I need to be sitting or standing.Standing in the shower fap > Sitting by PC fap > Lying on back > Lying on stomach
>>85263872This is exactly how I fapMinus being a cute femboy, but that shouldn't be surprising
>>85265139Really? You pull up your pants in a sexy way like that too?
>>85265155Y-yes... I don't do it to be sexy, it is just convenient ...And the lounged back position. And the t-shirt stays on. Until I'm ready to cum on my chest, then I pull it up
>>85263872sauce now? now.
>>85265535>[Ricegnat] My GF (ghost friend) caught me jerking off and now she's bouncing on it CRAZY STYLE
>>85265727this shits so hot thank you
>>85265727That's gotta be the best title I've ever seen
