Normies have begun picking on me at workI don't even do anything
>>85265197pee on one of them. You'll become a folklore legenf there once you're fired.
>>85265197does your little sissy weewee get a little too hard and start leaking when your big alpha co workers start pushing you around and teasing you and you just take it like the submissive subordinate little slut that you are?
The morn that I was born my old man beat up the doctorHe clocked the doctor 'cause the doctor said I looked like ChewbaccaThe doctor said, "Sir, you're misled, sir, which infers you mistook meI did not mean your lovely wife was shacking up with a wookieWhat I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your sonHe looks like Chewie (Baba Booey Baba Booey)And a Hong Kong Phooey all in oneTo put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookingI'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cooking"
>>85265204NoI don't want toIt's gross
>>85265197bully them back, normalniggers see kindness as a sign of weakness so under NO circumstances should you treat them kindly
>>85265197That's probably because you don't do anything.
>>85265210Do it. It's based. Don't you wanna be immortal?
>>85265209This is good, thanks anon.
>>85265240it's a bloodhound gang song if you're interested
>>85265197Just ignore their bullying ways. Fart on them. Document what they do
>>85265216>Don't you wanna be immortal?Not really>>85265215What am i supposed to do them?
>>85265315>am i supposed to do them?Spicy! maybe.
>>85265197>I don't even do anythingThat's the problem you don't do shit you lazy faggot
>>85265344Not what i meant you retard. What i meant to say is that i'm not doing anything weird.
>>85265396Then the problem has been identified. Be weird! >:(
>>85265441That will make things worse
>>85265315You have to pee on them. Its like asserting yourself overthem calling them your property. Theyll respect you for it theirs certain customs youre just not aware of.
>>85265510OP is not a dog or a gorilla. i dont think this will work...
>>85265482Only if you're weird like JD Vance instead of weird like Weird Al
>>85265610you don't choose your weirdness>>85265510no
>>85265197Brap and burp whenever you're walking past them. Say you have a medical condition. They can not do anything about it.
>>85265621You can choose to be evil weird or good weird
>>85265634it doesn't matterall weird is discriminated. Esp if ur neurodivergent. Normalniggers HATE non neurotypicals
>>85265643Wrong. Weird Al is a beloved international treasure.
>>85265690he's not weird though. Just a comedian.
>>85265698Weird Al is not a normal person
>>85265733being le quirky doesn't make you not a normiehe's clearly a normie because he has a normal life and normal niggers like him
>>85265197In what way? Are they bullying you physically, verbally, etc?
>>85265779>In what way? Are they bullying you physically, verbally, etc?verbally
>>85265747>being a grammy winner is a normal lifeOK
your co workers will dislike you if youre nto doing work, showing up late, get special treatment from bosses in front of them, or are weird anti social dont say hello to anyone and dont small talk at all to them.most people here do either all of these or only do their work and dont do the small talk that's genuinely required of you as an employee
>>85265690>>85265698>>85265733>>85265747>>85265791i actually met him in an airport once and he was super cool and friendly. so no hes not a weird person hes a very likeable guy
>>85265791celebs are all turbonormies. Or psychopaths. Only those two groups can appeal to normies
>>85265803Weird Al is one of the most-spotted celebrities besides Bill Murray. That's not normal.
It happens, manthe normies at work HATE me but on the client/customer-side, they love me
>>85265197Have you tried reporting them? Some of these fuckers tend to chicken out real quick when they realize their job is on the line.
I used to work a shift with some retarded autistic fatass who always found a way to irritate me by either standing in doorways as a prank and things like that. I told him if he gets in my way one more time, I'm going to kill him with a knife and he never did it again, he never told anyone either.
>>85265792kill yourself normalnigger. you people will look for excuses to express cruelty in a world were there are only consequences for fighting back
>if you're lonely just talk to people and make friends!>the people: >>85265897
>>85265197they do it cuz theyre bored and you probably passively take it, theyd actually probably respect you more if you called them out on it. not aggressively but make a joke out of them.>>85265792how do you brinf yourself to say hello to people every single fucking day for 5 days straight when you dont even talk to them other than saying hello? it feels so forced
>>85265897kek i said something vague about annoying normies on here and some glowie got pissed and said i would face consequences irl. its crazy how people just admit this sort of stuff here. i dont really care but there just arent consequences in this world unless you are caught red handed, and even then someone would need to press charges and stand witness and collect evidence etc etc. humans really just are stupid apes.
>>85265525Have you tried for yourself before?
>>85265977yes the "say hello to everyone" meme makes no sense, even normies dont do that shit. everything is arbitrary and we are just monkeys without a tribe and no protection, hence why we suffer.
>>85265792>NOOOO! You can't just come to work, do your job efficiently, then leave! You need to small talk about topics that no one genuinely cares about such as weather, sports, etc. You need to feed us information about yourself so we can gauge what type of person you are and judge you accordingly!
