>>85266042
why would they even care though?

>>85266056
because they're normies

that's insecure
you should just have said no

>>85266042
just be honest and don't act ashamed of it
t. didn't have a gf until around that age

>>85266042
People ask me this in my 30s. I tell them the truth because the looks on their faces is priceless. Many times they'll just stare at me quietly trying to understand how it's possible.

>>85266042
My coworkers think Ive managed to have sex more than once. Just gotta keep it believable

>>85266100
This.
Just say no i don't have a girlfriend.

>>85266042
It depends what you want from life. By either divine influnce or biological coincidence our physical prerogative is to mate with those of our opposite sex to carry on the species. The soul of man is preserved through the next generations.
To forgo this you reject a unifying event of the species. In exchange you can gain archaic knowledge. Truths and revelations, a peer into the unknown. Unfortunately almost all of its just a symphony of madness, worse is human forces will start meddling with you and in some case will straight up kidnap and tourture you. Not sure why but it dose happen.
Actually never mind get some fucking gash before it's too late.

>>85267558
>Actually never mind get some fucking gash before it's too late.
25 is too late

>>85267566
Maybe if your a fucking rabbi.

>>85266042
It makes you look insecure. It's better to just say no. You will still look nervous and insecure, because it seems like it's a topic that you're very emotional about, which will come out, but it won't be as bad as freezing up. I worked one full-time job in my life. I did get asked that question. I did say no. Everybody picked up on me being nervous about it. It is what it is.

>>85266042
If someone asked me that i'd say no. Because it would be blatantly obvious that if I said otherwise I would be lying. The way I dress. My lack social skills. My NEET chud life. I'm not fooling anyone. If you shamelessly admit to it, then they can't mock you. Yeah im a 30 year old virgin. Got thoughts on that? Don't care. I'm living my Chud life

>>85266042
>I got asked if i ever had a gf at work today
If they're asking that they already know