I stared at a girl with in blue business pants because her butt looked really good, and I also stared at a girl that had a black bra in a white business shirt. Also made eye contact with two girls on the way out of a building felt good, and even one smiled. This is like the most intimacy I've had in a while.
If a girl smiles at me is that a green lgiht ot go talk to them? I remember another nurse smiled at me when we locked eyes as I was entering the building. Last I spoke with her she was giving me an injection and we chatted a bit.
I want a gf so badly its the only thing I've ever wanted, but it seems like nowhere is the right place to make a move.
I'm scaring the hoes again damn it.
When will I meet my one true love? I want to be a hopeless romantic before I turn into dust and can't flirt anymore.
Even tho I've been here for longer than most I still don't feel like I belong. Newfags got more motion than me. Fucking crazy
Can I get uuuuuuuuuuh two gf's to go please?
Why couldn't i just been born if Afghanistan? I could have just kdnap a foid off the streets
There's no one to talk to, but then again if someone did show up I'd probably dip.
My wrist never recovered. Did I jerk too hard?
I was thinking about getting a referral to another psychiatrist, but do I really want to be on benzos?
>>85268142Sorry we're out of girlfriends, we only have 1 femblob. Please park and come inside to get her, she's too large for the drive-thru.
>>85269070You're a comedic genius anon. I aspire to be more like you
>>85267897I keep ripping off the skin from my lips, and its starting to look like I got herpes
>>85267897I hate feeling inadequate maybe I should genocide the villagers in my minecraft server
you guys remember Yuno?I keep remembering that picture of her where she's deep throating her boyfriend and with her eyes rolled back.
All the e-chads keep stealing all the girls from us truecels. I hate their larps its so obvious.
>>85267897Congratulations, Anon. You have lost your virginity.
If things don't workout I think I'll remember this thread. I'll print out some of your guy's stuff and remove the images.
>>85269237I'm actually not a virgin tho. I had sex one time, and it was the most awkward experience ever. Sorry!
They're telling me to open their links, but missa knows bettah!
>>85267897She was as wide as the wailling caverns but less exciting.
>>85268121you will never belong because r9k is all bots and trannies
I don't think I trust this liquor what if it has meth in it? People wouldn't like that
>>85269288Stop saying this it scares me. you're telling me I'm the only real person here? I thought you guys were special.
>>85267897the last time I got zyns it was really intense and I felt dizzy and nauseous. maybe it was too much?
Lets see who else do I remember.... uuughhh... hmmmm uuuughhhh... b-bianca. Look I don't hate bpd women and what happen to shuaiby was sad.
I wonder how my life would have turned out if I didn't come here.
>>85267897Riko was a fag, and so was ... what his name....... I hated him so much but i don't think I'm that much different now.
I'd like to have a smoking hot korean gf, but I'd settle with an ethnic girl.
>>85267897I feel like Cassie will fall into obscurity and no one will remember her. I think she's just a bit
I met other girls but I didn't feel any connection with them. Its honestly rare when it happens.
What even is hummus? I've never had it before but there was this tranny on you tube that was eating some.
hell scares me. Its crazy how we don't have a definitive answer about what happens to us when we die. all we know is that we spawned here, and we're trying to make sense of it
Things would be better with my computer on my side. I can't think without one
>>85267897Everyone here is so intelligent, maybe they're just bots.
I've quit smoking because it was killing me faster than I thought
I regret everything I've done please forgive me haha, but if I were omnipotent? nah
Truly I should have been god. Why would god create me? I'm his superior
My toothache is going to be the death of me
>>85267897Unholy confession. I once had sex with a girl with an autoimmune disease.
When will I be free from these chains lil niggers?
This is cathartic but I'd rather be beating on anons
Okay that's over and done with. I'm left a little perplexed because I ate something and lost my point.
>>85267897Genuinely I wouldn't have to deal with this if I had friends. Am I really this insufferable????
I wonder if Griffith poster lost weight? What happened t her she was going strong..... also is limerence gf getting beat up in prison?
>>85267897I've tried and bend and shape my being to be the perfect form, and i'm just annoying. LOL
>>85267897My idol says that most people aren't evil but sometimes I wonder
>>85267897I think the destruction of beauty is evil. The less beautiful something is the more evil it becomes.
I like female robots, but you wont catch me doing what Ruby those
>>85270187does* Sorry for the error, the Chinese beauty and her robotic words mesmerized me. Her eyes are beautiful
Can't believe anons are so successful. Hopefully it's all lies
I just realized this is barely readable. In my mind it makes perfect sense
NPC's are kinda hot when they're not normie
>>85267897I wonder where the schizo girl is, she said I was her brother. I gave her flowers
I'm again drinking the bean. I'm sure if I hav e more cups I will start getting a headache.
>>85267897I want anons to redistribute their wealth to me.
Can't believe people are really out here sharing nudes, and talking to e-whores
I don't know how I'd feel if my future gf had nudes of her floating around the corners of the internet.
How can girls talk with a straight face knowing they spread their butthole online?
It's a welcomed sight, but leaves a bitter taste, because why would you share your butthole with another man that's not me????
>>85267897Taking out this eye booger is more difficult than eliminating some of you
>>85267897I'm concerned with what will happen to me. Most people live stress free lives.
I think the right type of girl could cure me. But I don't know what she would be like
Sometimes I feel like I've lost myself, but typing here makes me feel better
>>85267897I went out to buy groceries yesterday and two different women stocking the shelves in the supermarket smiled at me and said good morning. On top of this, an elderly lady approached me at the candy aisle, asking if I knew where to find Kinder chocolate bars. This combined with interacting with the clerk working the register means I talked to 4 different women within 15 minutes. I don't know what the universe meant by introducing such a tight cluster of random events.
>>85270454Impressive very nice. I helped an elderly lady with soda the last time I went to the store.
>>85267897I totally forgot this thread was about women. I can't believe I'm such a perv. Truth is I can't stop staring at them, but I think I'm slick. Hopefully I'm slick
This one time a girl caught me however, and she followed me around the store.
I really don't want to go, but I might just have to. Normies are going to eat me alive.
>>85267897Funny thing is that I rarely get angry. The most piss I've been was playing a league game.
I've made mistakes in my life that ruined my life. Maybe if I was more chill things wouldn't be this bad.
I worked really hard to get where I'm at, if I kms I'll become a fly.
>>85267897I never had them, and at this point I don't think I can. If you know you know
>>85267897I'm not sure if I want her if she has friends. Either way its pointless.
>>85267897Are people just like me? Or am I dysfunctional?
She is an alt girl with big tits. Really pale and stylish. So fucking evil but so obsessively in love. A kissless virgin but would do anything and bark cutely while at it. She pretends to be a crying mess but acts like a princess. She's such a brat but would never even think to offend me. She hates herself despite being smart, talented and successful. She looked at me like at her property. I don't know what "true love" is. They say pleasure and suffering are the same thing separated by time. This is true.
>>85267897Yuck I hate evil. Evil should be eradicated
Well I'm a take a short break. I'm discombobulated by the impersonator. Please don't impersonate me anymore thanks.
Maybe this could be a god exercise of some sort. All I have to do is exist
I wonder what it would be like to have a big titty gf. I've been training myself to like small breast
>>85267897I like interjecting sometimes because it feels like I have control when I do. But I'm still not a people person.
That's not what I intended to say. I'm parasocial
rituals don't work unless you're a satanic witch hiding behind a screen. if you know you know
>>85267923You know how men have the nod? Women don't do that. They smile instead. Unless she keeps looking your way, playing with her hair or something, a smile on its own means nothing.
>>85267897Sometimes I wish my online stalker was real and that she was cute, and beautiful like how I imagine in my head.
>>85270773Thanks for this information. I'm now disillusioned
>>85267897When I was handsome this one cashier chick got all excited when I got to the register. She wasn't my type
I got a doctors appointment tomorrow. I don't know what I can say. Two days ago I met with my psychiatrist, and all did was cry. I didn't tell him I wanted to get another psych to prescribe me benzos.
If I get on them Id be able to ask for womens numbers. I'd be such a chad
>>85270807Well, you can't infer flirting from a single smile, but you can always try your luck. Just like the nod, it means she acknowledges your presence and is showing herself as non-hostile. So, in this case, the worst she'll say is no. Most likely, you'll have a little chat like with the nurse. Do that enough, and you might end up having more.
If I get on them I might kms kek
>>85267897If I share too much info I'll become targeted enemy #1
>>85270849Well I will probably meet with her again. I really enjoyed the two times I've seen her. I take monthly injections.
What if the government is working with the demiurge to harvest my loosh? The would explain all the demonic symbolism
How many talking points do I need to attract a foid?
>>85267897Women like it when you stare believe it or not. Why do you think they put on cute clothes when going out?
>>85270889You can definitely talk to her again without it being weird. If you guys have a good time, you could shoot your shot. Either invite her to go do something related to what you guys have talked about before or, if there's nothing like that, just mention you like talking to her and would rather not wait another month. Wishing you luck, brother.
>>85267897I've always hidden who I real am just to not offend people.
>>85270940>Women like it when CHAD stareftfy
>>8527092110 minus your true ranking on a scale of 1 to 10. If you're a 10, you need no talking points. If you're a 6, you need 4 of them.
I have to salvage my thread from the dumps
>>85267897That's interesting but I think I'm a continue being sneaky.
>>85267897There's wax on my floor because I tried invoking god yesterday.
If she has had e-sex before she's used goods.
I'm a delete that image real quick. Please avert your eyes
Foids will cry when you leave them, but they've been soft ghosting you for months. I hate foids
>>85267897I hope she stays single and becomes a crazy cat lady.
>>85271110Friendly reminder to all foids, that you can't ever delete anything from the internet. :^)I know you're not one; I'm just using you as an example.
drinking makes me feel nauseous. there's some in my mini fridge
>>85271125Damn why did you have to do this...
Quick! everyone go to the Cassie thread and call her a nigger
>>85271130I literally said why. This was a prime opportunity to shame some whores.>>85271139Hell, nah. She's into it.
>>85271141You have a point. I had no idea she got pregnant
>>85267897crazy how anons are busting nuts inside fembots, and I'm here getting nothing.
Today a missed the appointment for something really important, but they still helped me out.
>>85267897I can't stand it when women come to the dedicated virgin loser board and talk about their past sexual experiences.
>>85271310/r9k/ was never meant for virgin losers; it was always meant for nerds. It's based off an XKCD comic, and was supposed to promote intelligent debate. Despite what American movies would have you believe, nerds always got mad pussy.tl;dr:>>>/wizchan/
>>85267897>and I also stared at a girl that had a black bra in a white business shirt.it's hot when foids do this
>>85271375This is heresy the r9k I know was all virgins. I will never welcome them in this space.
>>85271384It's part of their sexual courtship with Chad. Whenever a woman does this, she is implicitly sitting you down in the cuck chair. All you can do is watch. No touching, no talking.
>>85271399(You) invaded our space. This board was supposed to be about debating ideas not going >tfw no gf all day long. Wizchan is what was created for your type.
Just two years in it became tfw no gf board. fuck out of here, it was just an experimental board. Its not for nerd chads that get pussy all the time fucking retard
Fucking sexhavers wish they would all disappear
>>85267897Anyways my mind is empty where was I even going with this
My thread is fucking shit btw lmao, but I'm a bump till I die
I'm down so bad I would date an indian femcel
The void is going to consume me, and there's nothing I can do, but read all these normies threads on r9k. Its so over
>>85267897Does anyone else have an urge to step on the gas and rear end people at stop lights?
Man I'm in such a bad mood right now. This faggot called me an invader in my own board. Fucking crazy
Bitch I payed my rent int (You)s here for over a 10 fucking years. Who the fuck are you!?
I will leave for a while and come back. I still feel like I have to say something important. I just don't know what it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj0ChLVTpaA&list=RDjj0ChLVTpaA&start_radio=1
>>85267897Sometimes I think being a druggie is a better option.
Maybe I never had anything important to say, and that's okay.
>>85267897Moving forwards I aim to be an upstanding citizen.
I sometimes think some posters are high off crack with all the gibberish they say
This is what the barney poster must feel like
>>85267897God I miss her without her I'm nothing.
>>85267897uuuuhhhhh ACHOOOO
I hate when I can't think, I hate when I can't be creative. Its torture. I used to get really creative with my insults when playing league.
Truth be told I'm good for nothing, not like these smarty pants stealing all the femsluts from us. These motherfuckers come here posting their six figure bank statements.
>>85267897I should have outgrown this place a long time ago
>>85267897I wonder how many of us are there? There doesn't appear to me many of us left. I think the survey anon got like 50-100 different entries if I remember correctly.
>>85267897All my friends abandon me
I think once I get benefits I will be a lot better off.
I can't handle speaking with people.
>>85271739>>85271748nobody asked lil nigga
People say that when you feel uncomfortable you should keep at it, so you get used to it.
>>85271759Don't start shit with me. You don't want me to mindfuck you and turn you into a sissy bimbo
>>85271768what are you, some sort of fagtard or something lmao??
>>85267897balogney sandwhich with chick-fil-a sauce
>>85271782Uuuhh no what gave you that impression? fucking dumbass nigger
>>85271797lol the faggot is mad as fuck LOL what a stupid fagtard
>>85271800Whatever nigga boy, get to picking my cotton.
>>85271808lmao this gay ass nigga wanna fuck a DUDE LOL
>>85271812I never said I wanted to fuck you retard.
>>85267897can't believe I got one of those tiktok tourist talking shit to me right now.
>>85271823yeah sure fagit you're just gonna turn a guy into a sissy bimbo and not fuck him alriiiiiiight retard LOL
>>85271838Is that what you would do?
>>85271850obviously not, it's your faggy fantasy bud
>>85271851okaaayy then. if you say so
>>85271562I thought about that person just today and here I see a picture of them for the first time in years. Crazy. (I'm not gen Z, I'm genuinely unsure of what gender they are, lmfao. I think an old bitter woman, but could still be a NYC male.)
>>85271877I'm pretty sure its an old man.
All the time people will have a problem with me, that's just how the world works.
I used to deal with synchronicities all the time. I stopped noticing them when I got on meds.
Once I get unmuted things will be alright again.
Why was there a Ferrari in front of the church that day? It was so strange, and the fucking kiss of death on the tv. Fucking hell
I don't want to be a bother to people.
They actually tackled a guy with a broken arm. Wonder why
Maybe I'm eternally cursed?
I just hope they're understanding, and help me out.
>>85267897During this time I start thinking about a person.
>>85269146I hope you mean that because I'm reading it in a patronizing tone anyway.
>>85271984I didn't mean anything by it
>>85271991Wait no I meant like I think you're funny, and wasn't being rude or anything. Lmao
Its becoming increasingly clear that my life is going to be shit for the rest of my life.
>>85267897I was planning on making the best out of my situation and it's now just looking like I'm slacking to her.
My mind is full of negative thoughts
I think I'll stop now. I'm not feeling good
>>85269597>>85271139>>85271797>racismFUCKING FUCK OFF TO>>>/pol/YOU FUCKING BIGOTS.
