>Dude, I had the weirdest dream. You made an electric hedgehog Pokemon called Sonichu, got banned from GameStop over a 'love quest,' and ended up fucking your mom.> Jesus, what kind of meds were you on?> No idea. Anyways, I gotta cancel tonight's Pokemon tournament. Megan wants to go out for dinner.
>>852681302004 was the best year, everything went downhill after
>>85268130Imagine how much different Chris Chan's life would've turned out if he was a handsome autist.
>>85268466He would have never had any of the problems he had. All of the autists would have been too intimidated to troll him because he's handsome, and he would have never had a girlfriend issue anyways. Something like:>Goes to PVCC>Gets a girlfriend>Gets his degree in computer aided drafting and design>His girlfriend or some other person who orbits him gets him a job through nepotism>He manages to fail upwards because of his looks
>>85268494every robot needs a chadichu to inspire them
>>85268690It's true, nearly every problem he had could have been solved by being handsome.
>>85268690>>85268738With the exception of the troon delusions, those can't be fixed ofc, but chads don't get troon delusions anyways.
>>85268755He wouldn't have had troon delusions if he had a girlfriend. That only happened because of trolling, autism, and loneliness. Even as a troon he still only wanted a gf.
>>85268130Chris Chad is so based
It would've been a wonderful time to see Chris have a glow-up, but that doesn't happen most of the time for ppl like that.
>>85268466>>85268494i'm a handsome autist and i'm ultra lonely because of having zero social motivation. foids have told me to my face that i'm wasted potential
>>85268445For me it was 19992004 was the last gasp
>>85269832I willed myself into a big glow-up, then I got the gril, then she turned out to be a bit of a ho, and then I lost my glow
