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Why do short men live in women's heads rent-free?
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>>85268769
small brains, obviously
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he spurned her and now she's airing the humiliation of that fact for the whole world to see. it's not complicated. she fucked him, she regrets it but can't undo it, and somehow what makes sense is posting something that indirectly tells everyone about it. the only difference is that if he were a tall chad, she'd instead celebrate being a part of his harem. she lost; the bothersome thing is that she doesn't know to care.
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>>85268769
i dont know if im getting dumb but i dont know what she's trying to say. wording's weird.
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>>85268837
She is announcing to her audience that she lied to her short ex-boyfriend when she told him that she preferred him short and not tall.
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>>85268801
female brains are the same size as men's though
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>>85268954
Not cognitively, the thing barely functions in comparison to a man's.
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>>85268837
>>85268857 is correct but the wording is a little weird. It's meant to be read as her saying "I don't want someone taller. I LIKE not having to reach up for a hug".
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>>85268769
she has a cute belly
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>>85268769
Very autistic body movements
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>>85269172
preteen girls have immaculate body control then it starts to degrade rapidly as soon as puberty ends
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>>85268769
Idk im tall and it works out for me
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>>85268954
the same size as your tiny foidbrain, maybe
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>>85268837
>>85268857
>>85269063
the joke is shes surrounded by a bunch of open drawers that neither she nor her exbf can reach
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>>85268954
Male and female brains are actually different in some ways, but modern political correctness and "men and women are the same lol!" rhetoric mutes it all

e.g. men are more sexually aggressive and just generally attracted to women's bodies, because of our 2.2x larger (and 2.1x more cell-dense) SDN/sexually dimorphic nucleus
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>>85269652
>men are more sexually aggressive and just generally attracted to women's bodies, because of our 2.2x larger (and 2.1x more cell-dense) SDN/sexually dimorphic nucleus

There are women out there who are so horny they will have sex with dogs though. Women get horny all the time and are willing to do far more degenerate things than most men, they just don't let the vast majority of men enjoy them.
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>>85270250
1) 90% of that is fetish shit like incest stories
2) men fuck animals plenty (last I checked multiple men have died from getting fucked by horses in my lifetime and I've yet to hear about that happening to a woman)
3) if women were more willing to fuck animals and inanimate things that would only support the idea that the SDN is what makes men sexually aggressive towards women specifically (while women lust for things that aren't men)
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>me
>5'4
>26

I get made fun of at my job all the time by the women, men, my boss, manager everyone and I dont even bother people. I wish I was joking everytime theres a new girl at my job they make me stand back to back with her to see whos taller... 75% of the time I'm shorter. I can't imagine a worse hell than this life
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>>85270511
I've been a long time bestiality watcher. You have no idea anon, the vast majority who write the smut itself to be consumed are women, the top consumer of the porn itself are women (you can verify by checking the comments + looking at new users on a number of sites that shall not be named), and the top makers of the porn are... And it happens more frequently than you think. Most of the women I ever watched do it are beautiful, like straight out of a magazine, and some of them did actual modeling (which has been proved by some coomers have doxed a number of them them). Many are actual pornstars (including current ones) and you could look them up and would have no idea that they actually did any of this. Sure, men do it too and jack off to it as much as women, but on hardcore porn sites like that, women outnumber men.
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>>85270803
In fact, it happens so often that there was a story of sorts going around in a defunct forum of a female doctor who checked in on her patients, and they would often come in with the semen that they identified inside (they could tell it was distinctively canine semen as it was a different from a human's). The female doctor would go on to claim that this the was the result of the woman simply exploring her sexuality, it was completely normal to her, and she and a few other docs would keep their secret.
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>>85270803
It's also not a secret why they do it. Dog tongues are better than humans and that's it usually starts out, with their dogs licking them. Dog dicks have thousands of more nerves and so their knots feel more intense and they have more orgasms from them. When you see a normal porn vid, it's usually just a woman faking moans. But not a single woman (only it's not a real knot) in doggie vids has ever faked moaned, their moans happen to be natural and primal which is something you rarely see, and they utterly submit and can barely move when knotted.



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