you will NEVER be bread
>>85269126why does it rise and turn brown? is this an allegory
>>85269126bread doesnt have eyes right? does that mean its cursed to never find out that god created it as the highest form of existence? is every bread just happy to be around other breads? or do they ever exploit each other because they dont know they are bread themselves?sorry maybe i am getting ahead of myself with all the philosophy
>>85269148Shes my bread as I am hers
>>85269503the only bread you are is inbred
>>85269481why would bread need to see? they feel the warmth of the oven and they rise like flowers blooming. other senses would only dilute this experience
>>85269126But I make bread every day. It doesn't matter.>>85269148>Why does it riseThe heat making the yeast eat their last meal, the water start evaporating, the dough stretching out a bit -- all before it transforms into a solid structure when cooked.>and turn brown?Sugars and fat caramelizing and doing the Maillard reaction. Both are different things.>>85269481Dough is the flesh of angels -- a lovely marriage of ingredients that breathes, grows and endures sacrifice in the hearth. It needs not perceive beyond knowing it is performing the God-given task of feeding the bodies and souls of humankind.
>>85269772>But I make bread every day. It doesn't matter.cope. ywnbb
>>85269126no, I am toast.
>>85269126no womb no ovaries20 inch shoulder spanrough calloused leathery hands
>>85269126NOOOOOOOOO I WANT TO BE BREAAAAD IT'S NOT FAAAAAAIR
>>85269508I bred her so hard she limped for days
>>85269126Is this the ED coping thread
>>85269126>thing, Japan
I will never be brad nor tyrone nor chad it's over.
SHUT UPI HATE YOU I WILL BE BREADI HATE YOU SO MUCH
>>85269126This is oddly satisfying to watch... And factually accurate
>>85269970>>85270176you will never ever be bread
>>85269970>>85270176You will never be real bread. You have no yeast, you have no crumb, you are a glutenless mockery of the bakery's perfection.
>>85269126it's loafver...
Watch Yakitate Japan it's funny
>>85269126i'm transglutinasethat's real enough
>>85269126But I am what I eat, so therefore I AM bread.
>>85269148No, it's just a chemical reaction with a gay French name I can't be bothered to look up to appear fancy.
>>85269126>ywn be bredahem..REEEEEEEE!!!!
>>85269126you are what you eat and the plurality of my calories come from bread
>>85270581>I'm a real loaf!HAHAHAHHAHAHUHHASHJSAHHDSAHAHAH
>>85269126>"You are what you eat">Eat Bread>I am Bread
>>85270842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwDhUt5ewKk
>>85270842noooo you can't just be bread
I bred myMoonSo hard she limps for daysSun
>be bread
