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Really tall security guard just asked for my number, and now im imagining him fucking me, but im too scared of men to ever do it
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>>85270317
shut up homosexual
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>>85270350
I have a vagina and breasts that you'll never ever touch (because you scare me, go away)
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I'm scared of girls you should let me fuck you
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>>85270361
im going to hunt you down and rape you
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>>85270383

can i join i got the belt for his/her neck
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>>85270383
No you wont because i can tell you're not an actual thug, you'll just do what everyone else does, walk up to me, tell me im pretty, pester me for my number than I'll hand it over, but I'll either block or ignore you and feel really fucking sad and lonely

>>85270369
Why are you scared, im like half your height lol
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>>85270421
no actually i am a serial rapist i have raped 9 foids and i want you to be my tenth victim.
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>>85270317
I'd only ask for your number if you dressed like her, sorry babe
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>>85270421
I don't know maybe I like you more than you like me or you think I'm cringe and lame
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>>85270361
nah, a girl wouldn't use this pic. quit larping. i can smell your stinky, unwashed dick from here.
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>>85270682
It get replies

>>85270664
I just want someone i can watch 2000s period dramas with

>>85270637
I dress like a normie

>>85270446
The police will catch up with you before you get to me!
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>>85270317
Okay good, don't do it. Being a whore accomplishes nothing in the long run
Why are you afraid of men? What's your asl?
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>>85271464
>I dress like a normie
LAME get some style, baby cakes
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>>85271473
>Being a whore accomplishes nothing in the long run

I ageee a lot with this. Ive just had negative experiences where men have lied to me, and i thought "what am i doing", so i think its best to just withdraw and look after myself first
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>>85270361
shut up dumb homosexual
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>>85271542
>look after myself first
That's good. Hope you have better experiences in the future
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>>85270317
>>85270361
>>85270421
>>85271464
>OMG HIS LEGS ARE SOOOOO LONG SQUEEEE!!!
you are a catamite
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>>85271464
>I just want someone i can watch 2000s period dramas with
example?
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>>85270317
i'm average height and below average looking but i'll start asking for numbers what if one girl likes me back and thinks about fucking me that would be cool
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>>85271483
But i like wearing nice clothes

>>85271593
I do want some good experiences
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>>85271650
Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights etc

>>85271799
Just come across as kind and friendly, it felt nice around him
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>>85271948
I'm not a security guy but I am tall and nice and friendly. Can I have your number?
We can watch Wuthering Heights together it sounds like a fun time.
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>>85271948
That sounds nice. Maybe one day I'll find a girl like you who isn't afraid of men and then I'll become her boyfriend
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>>85270317
I've never been desired by a woman ever
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>>85271616
>you are a catamite

Lol Zeus is probably the most accurate depiction of God, just someone cruel that plays with our lives

>>85271970
I love such dramas very much. We could order nice food, and have a nice blanket to share

>>85271979
I wish i had not been damaged. I was doing well until recently... people just enjoy harming others

>>85272080
You dont know that
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>>85272092
>I wish i had not been damaged. I was doing well until recently... people just enjoy harming others
Wanna talk about what happened?
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>>85272092
I do know it anon because otherwise I'd be having sex or at least some interaction with women
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>>85272092
>we could order nice food, and have a nice blanket to share
We could, but I could also make something. I'm a really good cook.
Also, couch or bed? I have both options available for drama watching, with a TV in both places.
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>>85272097
>Wanna talk about what happened?

A few months ago a man hurt me, and my health is very fragile, even the smallest thing can cause me to get very ill. I think my immune system is very weak. I am always ill unfortunately

>>85272099
The guy i spoke to had no idea i liked him, im way too shy to be forward. I wish i was but again, see above, been hurt. You cant know what others are thinking.

>>85272118
Oh what nice food do you cook? Couch for the first date, bed for a relationship lol
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>>85272158
Bit vague but alright. Get well soon then. Wishing for your recovery.
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>>85272169
It is vague because it will sound silly. A guy gave me a bottle of water. And it made me ill. He tampered with it and now im on more medication again. Its upset me a lot, as i was healing slowly
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>>85270317
This nigga got got by a mall cop. Nah bruh, did he offer to get you a 10 percent discount on wetzels pretzels and that was what won your heart and shit? Stupid ass hoe.
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>>85272158
I have also been hurt anon, I hope we both heal from this pain
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>>85272158
>what kind of food do you cook
Anything from good fast food to homely meals. I make a fantastic smash burger, but I've also made things like slow roasted reindeer with mushroom stew from yellow cantarells that I picked myself from the local forest.
One of my quick-and-easy meals is an orange and honey marinated salmon filet with baked root vegetables like carrots and red beets. Topped with a thickened onions sauce to cut through the sweetness.
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>>85272212
People who forage are based. I want a homestead with a root cellar and my own garden
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>>85272186
>He tampered with it
Why would he do that? That sucks. I thought it was something way worse but thankfully it wasn't at least.
You'll get better and get the healing you need I'm sure. <3
I kinda wanted to keep talking to you in the hopes that something might happen in the future but I'm too sleepy and I live in Brazil so there is that. Good luck with your life, healing and everything else.
Bye nona~
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>>85272237
I have been SA so often i dont even register it in my brain. Its when my health is affected, my physical health

My brain has already broken, but being in constant physical pain causes me so much misery. Brazil seems nice

Why would someone tamper with water, because they enjoy harming others.
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>>85272266
You do well to be afraid and stay away from men then.
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>>85272210
I keep praying to god things will be ok. I hope we both heal too

>>85272212
That salmon sounds so lovely, i really feel hungry now! I enjoy eating fish, probably my favourite. I also like vegetables very much.

Is it legal to forage where you live, it's illegal here, what a shame. Ive never eaten reindeer before, you must live far away from any cities :)
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>>85272276
You seem nice anon. I wish you nothing but the best. I'm gonna nap now
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>>85272273
Unfortunately, my experienceshave shaped me. I dont want any more bad to happen. I just want to be left alone. Im very pretty and mentally vulnerable, its an awful mix because i am forced to deal with social situations everytime i go outside, social situations i cannot handle or understand. I need help.
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>>85272290
Nap time, best time of the day
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>>85272276
>I enjoy eating fish
Me too! I've eaten fish my entire life. Grew up going on vacations to various nearby islands to fish and trap crabs.
>Is it legal to forage where you live, it's illegal here, what a shame
Wow that's terrible. Yeah it's very legal. I live in a country that has policies that the wilderness belongs to everyone, so we can forage as much as we want. Berries and mushrooms are the most popular of course.
>you must live far away from any cities
I technically live in a city but it's a small one nestled inbetween mountains. Reindeer is really good, especially if cooked right.
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>>85272315
Our lives are very different, since i live in a city, trapped here. You sound like you enjoy a bit more freedom, and you love your environment. I dont love my environment
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>>85272337
Yeah, I guess so. I used to live in a much bigger city but I moved to a more remote area. I do love my environment, but it's mostly that I've been blessed by being born in a good country. It's just luck, really.
Why are you trapped where you live? Is it a money issue?
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>>85272370
Yeah a lot of luck involved, but i try to make the best of my circumstances and i try to see the nice things, like baby ducks on the canal, and i try to be nice to others.

Yeah, money unfortunately, if i won the lottery id leave! But im just glad i have a bed to sleep in, i never had a bed before. Interesting to hear that you love your country, not often i hear that!
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>>85273351
Yay baby ducks yay! Also I have woken up



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