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I am 5'4, chubby, broke, and live with my parents. What do I do to get an Emma Frost girlfriend?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUuwfY7-Tog&list=RDsUuwfY7-Tog&start_radio=1
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>>85270993
Learn things, do things and enjoy life as much as you can anon. Pay and fuck whores if you need to, from time to time, don't beat yourself up

I love you, believe in me who believes in you
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im actually 5'4 in my 30s. most people would kill themself living this life
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>>85271492
OP here. There's worse things to be insecure about, anon. If I had the option to change my weight or my financial situation I'd pick that over my height any time.
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>>85271495

100000% agree with you on the financial situation, Youre definitely short like me because we both think the same. I respect you.
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>>85270993
I wish I was chubby. I'm 5'5" and deathly skinny. I'm more insecure about being a twig than my height.

Oh and I'm broke and live with my parents too but idc about that.

>>85271492
I'm 30s too but an inch taller, haha I win I win!!
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>>85271555
>I'm 30s too but an inch taller, haha I win I win!!

id still probably be your friend even if you hate me. as a short man i love having other short guys as friends
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>>85271555
Some girls are into short twinks. Literally nobody is into short fat guys except other fat gay dudes.
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>>85270993
Nothing, you already deserve her, king
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>>85270993
lower your expectations. You think women who want 6 foot tall bfs with 8 inch dicks are stupid, but you are exactly the same but male
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>>85271572
Nah, that aint how it works, man. I gotta be somebody worthwhile. It's self-centered to think I intrinsically deserve love.

I just don't know what angle to take. I don't feel like I have any strengths to lean into. I don't really have any talents I'm good at...
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>>85270993
Become rich by filipino standards, then move to the Phillipines. You'll be rich, white, and of average height there. You'll have your pick of the litter. Women there don't care about age gap either, so it gives you time to get money.
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>>85271495
You can change your weight and financial situation. Height is what you can't change. What I would want least from your life is your loser mentality.
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>5'5
>7.9 inch cock
>ex fwb is obsessed

she called my moms phone asking for me i dont know how she even got her number
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>>85271706
>5'5
>7.9 inch cock
The mental picture is comical. Your dick has to look even more massive on your small body. I have a slightly above average one, but it looks a bit small on my 6'2 body, kek.
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>>85271706
>t. all my height went to my cock
Would you trade 3 inches down there for three inches up there?
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Go to gensokyo and reroll for a new character. Your current build is not able to complete that quest.



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